Your favourite Google Search

[ManDownUnder]

Ever made the mistake of going into Google and looking something up - only to have something entirely different appear to you?

Example given to me the other day - be careful if searching for details on the movie "Snatch"...

"Bambi" won't get too many hits from Disney

You get the idea...

Have a laugh and this thread should be safe for work... but remember to consider those who get in trouble for stuff landing on their computer - anything dodgy needs to be flagged NSFW

MDU

[Biff]

In my first week at my last employer I did a search on "CDMA", a wireless access technology. At the top of the search result was something in German, I read German so I opened it up and got a full face of hardcore porn.

I've just attempted the same search but couldn't find the link. Then again my first attempt was some 8 or so years ago.

[Motu]

When I first got on the internet I had a rare Ford Escort...you can imagine what 99% of my search results were.

[ManDownUnder]

When I first got on the internet I had a rare Ford Escort...you can imagine what 99% of my search results were.

:rofl: LIKE IT!!!!!!

[MSTRS]

And don't ever look up the band by it's name - Queen. Disturbing

[bugjuice]

'miserable failure' is one, and 'gates of hell' is another classic

[ManDownUnder]

'miserable failure' is one, and 'gates of hell' is another classic

is it me being slow?? (I don't get it...)
MDU

[Maximus]

I just put the name of a co-worker into google, as a joke to her. However it turns out that there is a porn star who has the same or similar name as her, being at work this managed to set of all "Web Manager" alerts! Wonder how Im gonna explain this one! . . . . :whistle:

[bugjuice]

is it me being slow?? (I don't get it...)
MDU
do the search and see...

'miserable failure' brings up a load of sites on George Bush, and 'Gates of hell' brings up things about Microsoft, including their home page from microsoft.com. Must have a web designer who works on a mac

[ManDownUnder]

I just put the name of a co-worker into google, as a joke to her. However it turns out that there is a porn star who has the same or similar name as her, being at work this managed to set of all "Web Manager" alerts! Wonder how Im gonna explain this one! . . . . :whistle:

You googled then oogled?? :rofl:

[Maximus]

You googled then oogled?? :rofl:


:rofl: Hmm, can just imagine saying that to my (female) boss. The funniest thing is the search also came up saying 10 times "acts of beasteality" . . . Of course now I feel obliged to give my co-worker ALOT of grief for atleast the rest of the day! :yes:

[bugjuice]

:rofl: Hmm, can just imagine saying that to my (female) boss. The funniest thing is the search also came up saying 10 times "acts of beasteality" . . . Of course now I feel obliged to give my co-worker ALOT of grief for atleast the rest of the day! :yes:
so what was her name again? curious... :whistle:

[Maximus]

so what was her name again? curious... :whistle:

To be honest, I thought about putting her name in one of my replies, but she is a huge, scary women (which is what makes it even funnier). . . . but I may be willing to PM it to you, for a small fee of course. Unless you have web master like our department it may not be as funny. I could however do a "screen dump" of the web master warning and post that - minus the name though!

[chris]

I innocently Googled 'lesbian schoolgirls and nurses getting it on' and was shocked at what appeared in the search results.......................

[ManDownUnder]

I innocently Googled 'lesbian schoolgirls and nurses getting it on' and was shocked at what appeared in the search results.......................


:rofl: no shit sherlock...!!!!:rofl:
MDU

[bugjuice]

I innocently Googled 'lesbian schoolgirls and nurses getting it on' and was shocked at what appeared in the search results.......................
nunns...??

[Big Dave]

My favourite

[MSTRS]

I innocently Googled 'lesbian schoolgirls and nurses getting it on' and was shocked at what appeared in the search results.......................
dikes on bikes ? complete with dirty habits ?

[HDTboy]

Try "Weapons of mass destructuion" and hit I'm feeling lucky

[John]

"women should not drive"

"jewish communist socialist alliance"

[DingDong]

Try to look for info on the kids TV show " squirt" hehe :Punk:

[Motu]

Do a search on oil...synthetic oil....motorcycle oil - you'll never buy Amsoil again,at least I won't....I don't like those sort of tactics.

[Max Preload]

but this thread came up when I searched for "google bambi" before I started this (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?p=1916215#post1916215) thread.

My favourite Google search... "french military victories" and select "I'm feeling lucky"...