Waahhnker on Triumph

[scumdog]

Lazily watching Motorway patrol, cop pulls over idiot on Triumph, he was doing 132.

Wanker claims (a) "you picked on me just becuse I'm a motorcyclist" and (b) "you picked on me 'cos I ride a Triumph" and (c) "everybody else was passing me". :weep:

And no, he wasn't going to clean the mud(?) off his unreadable number plate.

And waah, waah, waah about how was being picked on, the cop was an arsehole yadda..yadda..yadda:rolleyes:

Talk about childish!

Are all Triumph riders like that?

Are they like that as an equal to Harley riders not waving?

[Spearfish]

Its scripted.

The cop was an old actor from The Bill
The rider was an actor from Outrageous Fortune.
or maybe
the cop was a cop but the biker was still reading from a script.

[blackdog]

cracks me up you watching crime and investigation channel

and you failed to mention when the cop was asked "how do you know it was me speeding" the reply was "well it looked like it was you..."

sounds incontravertable to me

[HenryDorsetCase]

Lazily watching Motorway patrol, cop pulls over idiot on Triumph, he was doing 132.

Wanker claims (a) "you picked on me just becuse I'm a motorcyclist" and (b) "you picked on me 'cos I ride a Triumph" and (c) "everybody else was passing me". :weep:

And no, he wasn't going to clean the mud(?) off his unreadable number plate.

And waah, waah, waah about how was being picked on, the cop was an arsehole yadda..yadda..yadda:rolleyes:

Talk about childish!

Are all Triumph riders like that?

Are they like that as an equal to Harley riders not waving?

Yep, well I am anyway, and


bravo: well played............


:)

[Gremlin]

Were there any donuts in the story? Tis boring otherwise...

[avgas]

are all triumph riders like that?
yep. All triumph riders are like that.
Only cool people whom hate the man buy triumph

[Grubber]

Lazily watching Motorway patrol, cop pulls over idiot on Triumph, he was doing 132.

Wanker claims (a) "you picked on me just becuse I'm a motorcyclist" and (b) "you picked on me 'cos I ride a Triumph" and (c) "everybody else was passing me". :weep:

And no, he wasn't going to clean the mud(?) off his unreadable number plate.

And waah, waah, waah about how was being picked on, the cop was an arsehole yadda..yadda..yadda:rolleyes:

Talk about childish!

Are all Triumph riders like that?

Are they like that as an equal to Harley riders not waving?

Are you serious with this one??????
Last week it was a Suzuki wasn't it? Are they all like that are they too:facepalm:
Bloody hell, hardly worth the post i feel.

[sinfull]

Some triumph riders buy radar detectors, take the wrap if they get caught and don't play up to a camera !

Speed restrictions are there to keep the masses from going beyond what they can controll their vehical at, i accept that !
Hate to have 90% of NZ's population decide what speed they feel is a safe one to travel at, it would be carnage out there !

135 is comfortable and enjoyable on my triumph (open road), any less and i'm having to prop my rather wieghty frame up,
120 on the HD is comfortable and still enjoyable 100 would be also (hmmmm nah) !

It's all about the grin factor !

Put a squid on an HD and they'd be lost, because they wouldn't be able to reach 250 clicks, hence the Harley hating fraternity !
But i don't mind, i don't hate anybody, i do what makes me smile !

[Taz]

Are all Triumph riders like that?



A group of cops pack raped a woman.

Are all cops like that?

[superman]

A group of cops pack raped a woman.

Are all cops like that?

:lol: Well... not funny for the woman, but in this situation :killingme

[Big Dave]

Are all Triumph riders like that?



Yes. Now fuck off.

[scumdog]

Mwahahaha...:rofl::woohoo:

[KiwiRat]

What's really sad about this is that those episodes screened on free to air tv years ago, and now you are paying to watch them.

How old is the colour scheme on the patrol cars Scummy?

[ducatilover]

Mwahahaha...:rofl::woohoo:

I really want to know how to clean tassles :innocent: I have some on my genuine Honda arseless chaps and I hear you have some too....



:facepalm:

[tri boy]

A group of cops pack raped a woman.

Are all cops like that?
Not all.
Some fuck goats, and little boys.

[scumdog]

Not all.
Some fuck goats, and little boys.


So. are all goats and little boys like that??


Phoargh,,,,the fishing has been exceptional.......:woohoo:

[ducatilover]

So. are all goats and little boys like that??


Phoargh,,,,the fishing has been exceptional.......:woohoo:

You bet they are. Goats scream too.


:sick:

[AllanB]

See folks - this thread is a fine example of the evil of television.


It cracks me up when anyone who is speeding way above the limit (ie 132) has a 'excuse'.


Is it part of the police training to ask 'why were you speeding' or is it just so you can compare stories later in the week and get a prize for the best 'excuse'! :woohoo:


The police should start posting some of the excuses on their website - it would make very good reading.

[scumdog]

The police should start posting some of the excuses on their website - it would make very good reading.

Bloody oath it would!:yes:

[98tls]

I tried reverse psychology once,said "mate i am not late for anything, my wifes not having a baby,nobodys died blah blah i was simply speeding because it makes me feel good".Didnt work he had a laugh and wrote me out a ticket:facepalm:

[Paul in NZ]

I've got an old triumph and I'm even older so I guess I'm an old wanker? erm... yeah - sounds about right...

[98tls]

I've got an old triumph and I'm even older so I guess I'm an old wanker? erm... yeah - sounds about right...

I guess,still, you should be pretty good at it by now eh.:blink:

[Paul in NZ]

I guess,still, you should be pretty good at it by now eh.:blink:

shit yes - if it was a sport I could wank my way to a gold... fer sure... I mean I hardly ever come last...