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The Pink Panther
16th February 2011, 15:16
This is what happens when you have been made redundant and are out of work for six weeks ... you get bored !
There is that GSXR photo in bed thats been around for a few yrs now , so i finally put one of the bikes in bed lol.

Lets just say i could have done more prep work ! i drained most of Miss Husabergs float bowl but she still left a wet mark on my bed .

Like most women she was a bitch too get into bed but easy too pick up and roll her out .

But seriously i am a fitter/turner CNC trades man looking for work in CH-CH will do anything .

Bliksem
16th February 2011, 15:20
Brilliant! Hope she's as good in bed as on the track

slofox
16th February 2011, 15:26
This is what happens when you have been made redundant and are out of work for six weeks ... you get bored !
There is that GSXR photo in bed thats been around for a few yrs now , so i finally put one of the bikes in bed lol.

Lets just say i could have done more prep work ! i drained most of Miss Husabergs float bowl but she still left a wet mark on my bed .

Like most women she was a bitch too get into bed but easy too pick up and roll her out .

But seriously i am a fitter/turner CNC trades man looking for work in CH-CH will do anything .


Did you have to lie on the wet bit?

The Pink Panther
16th February 2011, 15:29
Not yet but i will have too tonight , lol

steve_t
16th February 2011, 15:31
Mate, you're supposed to be the big spoon! :scooter:

sinfull
16th February 2011, 15:31
will do anything .

Aint half obvious

The Pink Panther
16th February 2011, 15:34
Brilliant! Hope she's as good in bed as on the track

She left her 17" pirelli rubber on ! but i prefer her on 21" running michelin rubber.

nodrog
16th February 2011, 15:35
I hope there are no skidmarks in there?

Fanny.

Nonbeliever
16th February 2011, 15:35
in the last pic what are you doing with your left hand?
wouldnt "she" do that for you?

The Pink Panther
16th February 2011, 15:37
Mate, you're supposed to be the big spoon! :scooter:

You have too take one for the Team some times ... its all good i just smell and feel a bit weird if you know what i mean .

ukusa
16th February 2011, 16:31
Did you have to lie on the wet bit?

just don't have a ciggy after exhaust pipe sex, that wet patch could ignite & scorch your ass!

Oakie
16th February 2011, 16:37
Hmmm. So your bed partner really is 'the town bike'?

ac3_snow
16th February 2011, 17:10
I like the name, if shes Mrs Tard that would make you Mr Tard?

The Pink Panther
16th February 2011, 17:37
just don't have a ciggy after exhaust pipe sex, that wet patch could ignite & scorch your ass!

Yes i had a ciggy

beatswalkin
16th February 2011, 18:07
They DO say, "Love is strange..." As long as it was good for you both that's all that matters. :gob::msn-wink:

The Pink Panther
16th February 2011, 21:35
They DO say, "Love is strange..." As long as it was good for you both that's all that matters. :gob::msn-wink:

Life is a bitch i pull wheelies past cars ... ride a retard.

baptist
16th February 2011, 23:53
:shit: this thread is toooooooo weird for me ...:yes:

fuknKIWI
17th February 2011, 00:24
But seriously i am a fitter/turner CNC trades man looking for work in CH-CH will do anything .
Go West, way out west:yes:

Mystic13
17th February 2011, 08:58
The third picture would make a great Christmas card for you.

It's not often you see someone out themselves as a "mechaphiliac". (It took me a fair google search to find that word.

Your secret is safe with us. Although I think it's safe to say we should keep a close eye on our bikes when you're nearby.

Of course reading the article below my concern is leaving my bike out at night.

Great photo, that must have taken some work to get done. I can see why you took a little time to enjoy it. So is the picture taker in on the act and it's really a ménage à trois.

My fear is that you'll be following this with a calendar and DVD. There'll be a small but lucrative market somewhere for your work. (Far too much information)

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/2000899/Man-admits-having-sex-with-1000-cars.html

steelphoenix
18th February 2011, 10:56
I think this is a case of the needle going all the way through weird and stopping on awesome. :blink: You must be very, very bored. :bleh:

Now all you have to do is find a nice human girl/boy who shares your... err... passion... for motorcycles...

@Mystic13: Nice link! :bleh:

admenk
18th February 2011, 14:52
I'm a bit worried that your profile shows you as female - so, that's 2 girls in a bed :blink: