Take the Biker Test !!

[Holy Roller]

Take the Biker Test !!
Check this out see how you do..
http://motorcyclecity.com/Real_Biker_Test/
:ride:

I think you will like this one, a bit better than the last one.

[Wolf]

... not enough tattoos obviously but I did get the firearms question right (and a few others).

60%


50% to 60% - You just might be a first year rider, but you sure ain't no Biker!
Does that double negative mean I am a biker? Does that question I just asked forever disqualify me from being a biker?

I reckon not bloody bad for a Kiwi considering a lot of stuff was related to the US "Outlaw Scene".

Lost a few points earning "too much", not doing my own engine tuning, not having enough tattoos or tools.

[RiderInBlack]

Take the Biker Test !!
Check this out see how you do..
http://motorcyclecity.com/Real_Biker_Test/
:ride:

I think you will like this one, a bit better than the last one.Yer only if you think that knowing all about the Outcasts, Hell Angels and HD's some how makes you a "Real Biker":finger: 50%:whocares:

[StoneChucker]

35% to 45% - It is time for something a little larger than that Moped your big sister handed down to you. Get a real motorcycle and there still might be hope.

[John]

65% to 70% - Not too bad! You know more than the average sidewalk commando or wanna-be biker. Keep on trying for a few more years and get another 200,000 miles under your boots.

14 out of 20

Yea I'll agree with that.

[Wolf]

65% to 70% - Not too bad! You know more than the average sidewalk commando or wanna-be biker. Keep on trying for a few more years and get another 200,000 miles under your boots.

14 out of 20

Yea I'll agree with that.
Lots of tatoos or you knew who directed "Easy Rider"? ;)

[Skunk]

100%. Just decided to answer what I guessed they were looking for. :weird:

[John]

Lots of tatoos or you knew who directed "Easy Rider"? ;)
The later :yes:

[Waylander]

Actually knew the Sonny Barger quote. lol

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=11739


85% to 90% - Congratulations. This is Biker Country! You can hold your own with veteran Bikers and need not take any crap. You've likely been messin' around with motorcycles for a long time. You'd have to love "sickles" to know this much about 'em!

[Ghost Lemur]

Man that's messed up.

Seems to be very US cruiser orientated.

Seeing as I've yet to met a biker wearing chaps I had a little trouble with some of the questions.

Managed to get 50% through guessing though.

[John]

Actually knew the Sonny Barger quote. lol

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=11739

Your american. :lol:

[Waylander]

Your american. :lol:
Would have gotten 100% if I had actually seen Easy Rider or had as many Tatts as I plan on getting.

[John]

Would have gotten 100% if I had actually seen Easy Rider or had as many Tatts as I plan on getting.
Easy rider is just so awesome its not funny.

http://www.moviemaker.com/issues/55/images/easy-rider.bikes.jpg

[Wolf]

I had a good giggle over the fact that earning more than $15k per year, having bugger all tats/tools, not owning firearms and a few other things disqualifies you from being a "biker" - in the writer's opinion. Even if you knew all there was to know about Easy Rider, CHiPs, chaps and the Outlaw scene.

Of course, you could know all of the above, have the tats the guns and tools and be riding a "Street Magic" and be a "biker"* according to that questionaire - I'd suggest that if that were the case and you tried telling a bunch of Hell's Angels you're a "real biker", you'd better be ready to use the firearms...




(* or a freckin "know-it-all")

[Waylander]

Easy rider is just so awesome its not funny.



Got a copy I can make a "backup" of?

[Gremlin]

5 out of 20... And I was really trying :no:

They had the audacity to question my ownership of a motorcycle :crybaby: They thought I was a... a... van driver

Nasty test, I hatessss it....

[Big Dog]

100%. Just decided to answer what I guessed they were looking for. :weird:
Yeah, but if you answer honestly?
45% honest.
Could be a lot worse.
I think trivia is a valid measure of someones knowledge, but "Outlaw biker test" would be a better description.
A "Sport biker test" would be more like.
1 GP champion?
a Rossi
b Caparossi
c Biaggi
c Fitapaldi
d Someone else ending in I

2 Fastest production bike on the planet is the?
a Zxr1200
b R1
c GSX1000R
d GSX1300R

3 A cush drive is?
a A BMW
b A hydralic drive shaft
c A rubber mount between the rim and the cog
d A belt drive

4 Most common last words are screamed inside a helmet?
a FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RKKKKKKKK
b Omigod omigod omigod omigod omigod omigod omigod omigod omigod omigod
c Alright, watch this, I can do a better wheelie than that.
d Phwoar check out the tits on her!
e Hon, can I have a go? (said by pillion)

5 Can you explain a desmodici?
a Yes, it is a chain driven twin cam 16 valve twin
b Yes, it is a quad cam, 24 valve in line four
c Yes, it is a hyraulic and gear operated camless valve train.
d No, but my mechanic can and I can afford him

6 My bike is:
a My most prized posession
b My most expensive posession
c More expensive that I can really afford
d More important than my partner
e None of the above

7 I:
a Have apaddock stand
b Want a paddock stand
c Know Frosty sells them but don't need one
d Want to know what a paddock stand is
e If it was important my bike would have come with one

8 I spent:
a More than 10% of by bike purchase price on gear
b More than 25% of by bike purchase price on gear
c My only gear is a helmet
e I spent less than 5% on the purchase price on gear, but I spent 30k+

9 What causes a high side?
a Recovering traction suddenly
b Losing traction suddenly
c Cold tyres
d Generous doses of torque on a steep corner

10 What is a tank slapper?
a Non rythmic oscilations of the steering head
b Rythmic oscilations of the steering head
c Braking suddenly, causing your genitals to be mashed into the tank
d Bird who will shag anyone on a bike

11 Countersteering is:
a An essential skill, subconcious when developed to maturity
b A powerful emergency managment tool, but poor cousin to weight shifting
c A figment of know it alls' imagination
d A good way to get yorself killed

12 The apex of the corner is:
a Moveable according to weather conditions
b The point nearest the outside from which you first see the exit un impeeded
c The point nearest the inside from which you first see the exit un impeeded
d The safest and fastest place to roll on the throttle on exit

13 Aaron Slights' WSB number was:
a 1
b 11
c 111
d 49

14 Best use for a cruiser is:
a Keeping "outlaws" out of the market for "Ricers" in order to keep prices down
b An anchor
c We're all bikers
d We're all bikers, and I like being able to pass something bigger than me

15 The over riding factor at the race track is:
a Torque
b Speed
c Horsepower
d Handling

16 The over riding factor on the road is:
a Torque
b Speed
c Horsepower
d Handling

17 USD stands for:
a Unplanned Secondary Detonation
b Unlinked Sprocket Design
c Up Side Down
d Ultra Sonic Detonation

18 Which is not a motorcycle suspension manufacturer?
a Sachs
b Koni
c Ohlins
d Penske

19 Knee down makes:
a No difference to speed or lean angle
b Faster speeds possible by decreasing lean angle
c Faster speeds possible by levaraging off the ground to provide stability
d Faster speeds possible by increasing confidence & providing road feedback

20 Every year I:
a Exceed 10,000kms as a weekend warrior
b Exceed 20,000kms as a weekend warrior
c Exceed 20,000kms as a Urban warrior (Commuter)
d Exceed 30,000kms as a Urban warrior (Commuter)

[Gremlin]

I reckon I would score better in your test (but thats not hard...), and I like it more.

[Big Dog]

I reckon I would score better in your test (but thats not hard...), and I like it more.
If your desperate for a score email me you answers so as not to spoil it for the others. Bigdogonamotabike@hotmail.com

[Big Dave]

6 out of 20.
Lucky I don't look like one

[Gremlin]

If your desperate for a score email me you answers so as not to spoil it for the others. Bigdogonamotabike@hotmail.com
bored, wanna know, so email sent...

[zadok]

6/20. I just knew I wasn't going to score well. Whooptee doo. :whocares:

[Lias]

50% to 60% - You just might be a first year rider, but you sure ain't no Biker!

[placidfemme]

*only got 30%* :(

[Odin]

5 out of 20... And I was really trying :no:

They had the audacity to question my ownership of a motorcycle :crybaby: They thought I was a... a... van driver

Nasty test, I hatessss it....

I can better that :rofl: I got 15% :whistle: :whistle: