Take the Biker Test !!

**Holy Roller** · 22nd June 2005, 20:47

Take the Biker Test !!
Check this out see how you do..
http://motorcyclecity.com/Real_Biker_Test/

I think you will like this one, a bit better than the last one.

**Wolf** · 22nd June 2005, 21:10

... not enough tattoos obviously but I did get the firearms question right (and a few others).

60%

50% to 60% - You just might be a first year rider, but you sure ain't no Biker!

Does that double negative mean I am a biker? Does that question I just asked forever disqualify me from being a biker?

I reckon not bloody bad for a Kiwi considering a lot of stuff was related to the US "Outlaw Scene".

Lost a few points earning "too much", not doing my own engine tuning, not having enough tattoos or tools.

**RiderInBlack** · 22nd June 2005, 21:24

Originally Posted by Holy Roller

Take the Biker Test !!
Check this out see how you do..
http://motorcyclecity.com/Real_Biker_Test/

I think you will like this one, a bit better than the last one.

Yer only if you think that knowing all about the Outcasts, Hell Angels and HD's some how makes you a "Real Biker"

50%

**StoneChucker** · 22nd June 2005, 21:48

35% to 45% - It is time for something a little larger than that Moped your big sister handed down to you. Get a real motorcycle and there still might be hope.

**John** · 22nd June 2005, 21:54

65% to 70% - Not too bad! You know more than the average sidewalk commando or wanna-be biker. Keep on trying for a few more years and get another 200,000 miles under your boots.

14 out of 20

Yea I'll agree with that.

**Wolf** · 22nd June 2005, 21:56

Originally Posted by John

65% to 70% - Not too bad! You know more than the average sidewalk commando or wanna-be biker. Keep on trying for a few more years and get another 200,000 miles under your boots.

14 out of 20

Yea I'll agree with that.

Lots of tatoos or you knew who directed "Easy Rider"?

**Skunk** · 22nd June 2005, 21:58

100%. Just decided to answer what I guessed they were looking for.

**John** · 22nd June 2005, 22:00

Originally Posted by Wolf

Lots of tatoos or you knew who directed "Easy Rider"?

The later

**Waylander** · 22nd June 2005, 22:08

Actually knew the Sonny Barger quote. lol

85% to 90% - Congratulations. This is Biker Country! You can hold your own with veteran Bikers and need not take any crap. You've likely been messin' around with motorcycles for a long time. You'd have to love "sickles" to know this much about 'em!

**Ghost Lemur** · 22nd June 2005, 22:09

Man that's messed up.

Seems to be very US cruiser orientated.

Seeing as I've yet to met a biker wearing chaps I had a little trouble with some of the questions.

Managed to get 50% through guessing though.

**John** · 22nd June 2005, 22:09

Originally Posted by Waylander

Actually knew the Sonny Barger quote. lol

Your american.

**Waylander** · 22nd June 2005, 22:12

Originally Posted by John

Your american.

Would have gotten 100% if I had actually seen Easy Rider or had as many Tatts as I plan on getting.

**John** · 22nd June 2005, 22:13

Originally Posted by Waylander

Would have gotten 100% if I had actually seen Easy Rider or had as many Tatts as I plan on getting.

Easy rider is just so awesome its not funny.

**Wolf** · 22nd June 2005, 22:36

I had a good giggle over the fact that earning more than $15k per year, having bugger all tats/tools, not owning firearms and a few other things disqualifies you from being a "biker" - in the writer's opinion. Even if you knew all there was to know about Easy Rider, CHiPs, chaps and the Outlaw scene.

Of course, you could know all of the above, have the tats the guns and tools and be riding a "Street Magic" and be a "biker"* according to that questionaire - I'd suggest that if that were the case and you tried telling a bunch of Hell's Angels you're a "real biker", you'd better be ready to use the firearms...

(* or a freckin "know-it-all")