The worst movie you've seen recently?

[davebullet]

2012. An absolute disaster of a movie. The script & acting were as limp as a boned fish. Even worse, it was 151 minutes long.

Almost comedic, after the disaster the hapless brainless dregs surviving as the pinnacle of the human race decided to "reset the clock" so to speak, starting at year 0001.

[pzkpfw]

2012. An absolute disaster of a movie. The script & acting were as limp as a boned fish. Even worse, it was 151 minutes long.

Almost comedic, after the disaster the hapless brainless dregs surviving as the pinnacle of the human race decided to "reset the clock" so to speak, starting at year 0001.

Geez, just so more train spotters can argue that new milleniums start at 1001, 2001, etc...


(Actually I enjoyed that movie in a dumb turn off brain and just watch it way. I can do that with movies. I even liked watching Armageddon and all those daft disaster movies that made no real sciency sense. Frankly I don't think the Lord of the Rings movies were much better, once you looked past the visuals and stuff.)

I hated Napoleon Dynamite and the Harry Potter movies make me fall asleep. But mostly I just forget movies I really hated.


That recent Alice in Wonderland movie, now I didn't hate it, but it kind of just washed over me, leaving very little impression on me.

[Big Dave]

2012 stunk. Effects were big, mom was hawt, woody was OK and it still made me want to barf for the last hour. I stayed with it to see if the twee clichés could keep dropping like bodies in Rambo 3. They did, for the same duration.

I only recently caught 'Eddie and the Cruisers 2' for the first time. That's the pouty, mustachioed, mullet and cringe fest for the ages.

[pete376403]

Battle OF Los Angeles. Its a quick 'n' dirty knock off of "Battle: Los Angeles" (which wasn't all that wonderful either)

http://www.dreadcentral.com/reviews/battle-los-angeles-2011-0

[Usarka]

2012. An absolute disaster of a movie. The script & acting were as limp as a boned fish.

My favourite part was where the runway collapsed when the plane took off and they flew a couple of miles under the crumbling surface and it was ooohhh scary. Pull up you dickheads that's why you're in an aeroplane.

[Smifffy]

2012 stunk. Effects were big, mom was hawt, woody was OK and it still made me want to barf for the last hour. I stayed with it to see if the twee clichés could keep dropping like bodies in Rambo 3. They did, for the same duration.

I only recently caught 'Eddie and the Cruisers 2' for the first time. That's the pouty, mustachioed, mullet and cringe fest for the ages.


I haven't seen either of these movies, but then I have KB and can get the same effect.

[EJK]

Breeders (1986).

This film made me mad. I mean really angry mad (at the same time it made me feel guilty for seeing it).

[Blackshear]

Torque.

They even fucked up the ending worse than a pisstaking parody could. :angry:

[davebullet]

Thanks guys. Gives me a few more I need to hire out. I mean, makes you appreciate life, huh.

[specter]

Thanks guys. Gives me a few more I need to hire out. I mean, makes you appreciate life, huh.

makes you appreciate life by destroying your own? :facepalm:

[Berries]

Thanks guys. Gives me a few more I need to hire out. I mean, makes you appreciate life, huh.
Try Lord of Rings. They must all be shit based on the half of one of them I had to endure.

[Maha]

The Muppets Take Manhatten. That Miss Piggy really is a bitch porker.

[Gubb]

Torque.

They even fucked up the ending worse than a pisstaking parody could. :angry:
hey.

That movie is amazing. Sword-fighting with bikes? dirtbikes with gixxer fairings?

yes please.

[Eyegasm]

You are all forgetting the worst movie of all time...

Battlefield Earth.

Nuff said.

[Str8 Jacket]

Try Lord of Rings.

I have never even attempted to try and watch any of the Lord of the Rings so I am glad!

[dogsnbikes]

This one the title say's it all :facepalm:

http://www.bitchslapmovie.com/

[Indiana_Jones]

Torque.

They even fucked up the ending worse than a pisstaking parody could. :angry:

Have you watched the DVd with the commetary on? it's the best one I've heard. Even the actors rip into their own acting and script. :D

Tongue-in-cheek at it's best!

-Indy

[slowpoke]

"The Road" jeezus, the most painfully slow, drab, going nowhere movie I've ever had the pleasure of fast forwarding. Why Viggo Mortenson got involved defies belief.

[Big Dave]

Geez, just so more train spotters can argue that new milleniums start at 1001, 2001, etc...
.

Liked 2012 and not LOTR.

GO to your room.

[Kendog]

Try Lord of Rings. They must all be shit based on the half of one of them I had to endure.


I have never even attempted to try and watch any of the Lord of the Rings so I am glad!
I guess millions of people and film critics are wrong then.
You really don't know what you are missing.

[Big Dave]

Have you watched the DVd with the commetary on? it's the best one I've heard. Even the actors rip into their own acting and script. :D

Tongue-in-cheek at it's best!

-Indy

There are parts of Spinal Tap where the commentary is funnier than the script. Just a few, but gold.

[trustme]

The Horse Whisperer. Most turgid self absorbed load of codswallop ever made.
The film equivalent of 'Zen & the Art of zzz,zzz,zzz'

[Big Dave]

I guess millions of people and film critics are wrong then.
You really don't know what you are missing.

If nothing else it was about measuring the interpretation and its accuracy.
Those that couldn't wade through reading it generally like the films less.

'Enjoyed the scenery, but the blubbering litte dicks should HTFU. Did they ever stop crying?' was Co-pilot's short review.

[bogan]

You are all forgetting the worst movie of all time...

Battlefield Earth.

Nuff said.

Is that based on the book by that Hubbard chap? cos I just read that and it was pretty bloody good.


"The Road" jeezus, the most painfully slow, drab, going nowhere movie I've ever had the pleasure of fast forwarding. Why Viggo Mortenson got involved defies belief.

I agree, that was fucking terrible, had almost ofrgot about it too.

also Skyline has gotta be the worst one I can remember for a while, generally I enjoy anything with sci-fi and cool explosions, but :facepalm::facepalm::facepalm:

[unstuck]

Had all these dudes with airbrushed abs and it was about centurions or some shit,was crap anyway. LONG LIVE GOODBYE PORK PIE.:rockon::woohoo:

[bogan]

If nothing else it was about measuring the interpretation and its accuracy.
Those that couldn't wade through reading it generally like the films less.

'Enjoyed the scenery, but the blubbering litte dicks should HTFU. Did they ever stop crying?' was Co-pilot's short review.

haha, that's a good review :yes: Some cool scenes like with the balrog, but for a decent storyline you're far better off reading the books.

[Bald Eagle]

You really don't know what you are missing.

i didn't miss them, unfortunately that's 9 hours of my life I'll never get back :-(

Excellent travelogue though.

[avgas]

anything new with vampires in it.
anything new with a warewolf in it.
anything with the word "sex" in the title after 1999.

FYI I liked SuckerPunch its like everything a man likes in one movie. Except motorbikes......it needed motorbikes.

[Str8 Jacket]

I guess millions of people and film critics are wrong then.
You really don't know what you are missing.

Honestly - I don't think I am missing out! I hate fantasy and sci-fi bullshit. Never even seen star wars movies or series or the other one either.....

Could be the ADHD which makes most movie watching hard for me anyways!

[Big Dave]

Is that based on the book by that Hubbard chap?

You should do some more research on him if you haven't already. It's better reading than the novels.

[slowpoke]

Is that based on the book by that Hubbard chap? cos I just read that and it was pretty bloody good.



You should do some more research on him if you haven't already. It's better reading than the novels.

Haven't read any of his books but they must be farkin' amazing, thousands of Scientologists are having trouble telling fact from fiction....

[bogan]

You should do some more research on him if you haven't already. It's better reading than the novels.

Ahhh, thought the authors name sounded familiar. That was a big ass story to try and fit in 2 hours worth of movie though, no wonder they didn't get it quite right.

And on the scientology thing, has it got crazier and more money-grabbing since hubbard left the scene? as I would have expected such a successful writer to have decent grounding in morality/sanity.

[James Deuce]

Hall Pass was so bad that I walked after 45 minutes. I should have walked out after 10 minutes but I struggle with the whole walking out of movies thing.

[admenk]

I know it's not recent, but surely Titanic was the worst film ever made. The more oscars a film wins, usually means, for me, the worse it is. I couldn't wait for the thing to sink and put us out of our misery, and even then we had to wait for ages for the bloke to finally do us a favour and drown. Can't think of a single redeeming feature of it, other than the closing credits. I cried during the film all right...it was torture ! :sick:

[pzkpfw]

Liked 2012 and not LOTR.

That's not what I said.

[pzkpfw]

Just (sadly) remembered: Last Airbender. (cough avatar cough).

For people who watched the series, and thought it was very very good, the movie was just awfull.

M Night Sharmalarmadingdong isn't doing the next one. Which is way less surprising than that they are making a next one.

[superman]

Try Lord of Rings. They must all be shit based on the half of one of them I had to endure.

HOW DARE YOU!

Guess it's more of a fan based thing, like Star Trek/Star Wars etc. :innocent:

[Big Dave]

That's not what I said.

Near enough - for blasphemy.

[spookytooth]

Worst would have to be the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy,yep that was bad

[Big Dave]

Worst would have to be the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy,yep that was bad

My son's generation, unfamiliar with the BBC productions thought it was good.

in the edit I was unfortunate enough to see, the final scrabble bag scene was completely omitted. A multi million dollar travesty.

[awayatc]

the American with george Clooney............
maybe not the worst, but definitely bad....

[YellowDog]

That newest Harry Potter movie on sale at the Warehouse for $26 has to be the worst film I have seen in a very long time.

[george formby]

Mama Mia

It's taken me all afternoon to pluck up the courage to type those words:facepalm:

I'm going to take to my bed now:sick:

[spookytooth]

Yep the tv series of THHGTG was a keeper
Titanic is in the same boat as broke back moutain Will never be seen on my tv,if the missus wants to watch em she can go out to do so :)

[sfordnz]

THE HURT LOCKER
storey goes

I disarm bombs
I like doing it
(homo erotic play fighting scene)
I'm good at disarming bombs
I'm gonna keep doing it
The end

[sil3nt]

THE HURT LOCKER
storey goes

I disarm bombs
I like doing it
(homo erotic play fighting scene)
I'm good at disarming bombs
I'm gonna keep doing it
The endWhy did you mention this. Just thinking about this pile of shit movie makes me mad.

[EJK]

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Not the worst but it's pretty bad (cept for some ladies). The producers and script writers must have been like "Oh, we are short on time, out of idea and budget. What shall we do? That's fine. Let's just stop it here and produce it."

[slowpoke]

"The Men Who Stare at Goats", another Clooney clanger

[Cloggy]

Dirty Movie, I think we lasted two minutes past the opening credits before turning it off.

[pzkpfw]

"The Men Who Stare at Goats", another Clooney clanger

That was awesome!

Goes to show, it takes all sorts.

(I liked hurt locker too, which appears to get bad KB reviews...)

[James Deuce]

That was awesome!

Goes to show, it takes all sorts.

(I liked hurt locker too, which appears to get bad KB reviews...)

Men Who Stare at Goats was satire, which everyone knows is well beyond the ken of motorcyclists.

I loved it too.

[Bikemad]

went on a sort of blind date years ago,met this bird at a movie joint she arranged and had to sit through fuckin "beaches" and didnt even get a shag!!! got to be the worst ever movie with yawn of the rings a close second..........i mean come on.......walking talking telepathic trees for fucks sake

[pzkpfw]

Men Who Stare at Goats was satire, which everyone knows is well beyond the ken of motorcyclists.

I loved it too.

Satire? I thought it was a doco. Didn't you try riding through a sheep?

[sidd]

I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell - The Tucker Max movie

abandon ship. I cringed my way through the first 45 minutes of this utter smacktard trying to pick up girls and BE THE MAN.

His technique is basically piss off the ugly ones and the hot ones will like him.

Cinematic finery. And his mates aren't funny.

[nudemetalz]

THE HURT LOCKER
storey goes

I disarm bombs
I like doing it
(homo erotic play fighting scene)
I'm good at disarming bombs
I'm gonna keep doing it
The end

The bomb disarming expert, who is also a sniper and an expert in everything else military !! :facepalm:

If she (the director) knew anything about military then she would know that they are specialists in only ONE field !!

[jonbuoy]

Giant Shark Versus Mega Octopus. Although its marginally more watchable than anything else Hollywood has vomited out over the last decade.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I16_8l0yS-g

[Str8 Jacket]

Men Who Stare at Goats was satire, which everyone knows is well beyond the ken of motorcyclists.

I loved it too.

Hell yeah, awesome movie - one I actually could sit through and enjoy!

[avgas]

THE HURT LOCKER
storey goes
I disarm bombs
I like doing it
(homo erotic play fighting scene)
I'm good at disarming bombs
I'm gonna keep doing it
The end
Ahhhhh I hated this one.
Yep I loved how non-millitary the acting was as well. Made me want to send the actors to a real war, just to be shot, just so there was no Hurt Locker2....... it was that bad

[davebullet]

I find George Clueless is about as wooden, dazed and confused looking as Nicholas Cage. If Nick's surname was Bike and not Cage, maybe I'd like him better?

Anyway, this thread has dredged up my all time worst movie.

It had Snoop Dogg in it - Soul Plane (2004).

[Swoop]

Four Lions.

Black comedy but still a shit movie.

[slowpoke]

Men Who Stare at Goats was satire, which everyone knows is well beyond the ken of motorcyclists.

I loved it too.

Haha, first time in my life I've identified with a goat, when the poor thing fell over from boredom I knew exactly how it felt.

Satire? A 2 min sketch is satire, this was 120min's long! Like one of those jokes that you get first up but the imbecile telling it goes on to explain it in depth again and again and again for the next 118minutes.....aaaaargh!

[sgtp]

If you didnt understand what was so great about Fargo, or Burn After Reading, You would not like Men Who Stare At Goats.

The last turd film Ive seen was Rubber, about a car tire that comes alive and kills people. I thought it would be one of those "its so bad its good" movies.... it was not

[Big Dave]

Anything with Russel Brand or Hugh Grant in it.

[HenryDorsetCase]

Ahhh, thought the authors name sounded familiar. That was a big ass story to try and fit in 2 hours worth of movie though, no wonder they didn't get it quite right.

And on the scientology thing, has it got crazier and more money-grabbing since hubbard left the scene? as I would have expected such a successful writer to have decent grounding in morality/sanity.

do you KNOW any writers?

[HenryDorsetCase]

I know it's not recent, but surely Titanic was the worst film ever made. The more oscars a film wins, usually means, for me, the worse it is. I couldn't wait for the thing to sink and put us out of our misery, and even then we had to wait for ages for the bloke to finally do us a favour and drown. Can't think of a single redeeming feature of it, other than the closing credits. I cried during the film all right...it was torture ! :sick:

can't think of a single redeeming feature? It had two: Kate Winslets tits.

Duh.

crap otherwise I grant you

[HenryDorsetCase]

If you didnt understand what was so great about Fargo, or Burn After Reading, You would not like Men Who Stare At Goats.

The last turd film Ive seen was Rubber, about a car tire that comes alive and kills people. I thought it would be one of those "its so bad its good" movies.... it was not

"Or any of the Coen brothers films. I am a Coen bros fanboy..

the worst two films I have ever seen, in date order:

BLIND DATE with Bruce Willis and Kim Basinger. Appalling.

THE DA VINCI CODE Not even Audrey (AMELIE) Tatou could save it. I hate Tom Hanks as well (though his plain vanilla "ordinary man" schtick worked quite well in ROAD TO PERDITION) and the fucking thing made NO SENSE WHATEVER. and looooooong looooooooong scenes of "look at the old book, get the potion" bored me to the point where my sphincter relaxed and i shit myself. And when I demand $25 plus my ticket money back from the pencil neck fuctard behind the counter, AND the two hours of my life back, would they give it back to me? no chance. AWFUL AWFUL AWFUL AWFUL.
on a scale of 1-10 it was minus 157

[HenryDorsetCase]

Anything with Russel Brand or Hugh Grant in it.

Hugh n Sandy were good in TWO WEEKS NOTICE. Though thats more her than him.

I'd watch near anything with Sandy in, though

[Big Dave]

Hugh n Sandy were good in TWO WEEKS NOTICE. Though thats more her than him.

I'd watch near anything with Sandy in, though

Don''t know it - but getting caught getting a blowie is redeeming. I meant more the foppish gits they always seem to play. I've been married long enough not to have to do chic flicks.

[Urano]

Worst would have to be the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy,yep that was bad

:facepalm:
the fact you don't get it does not mean that is a bad film...
actually, it's great.


now, an easy shot: sharktopus.
the worse ever even saw with the fast forward on...
now we can close the topic.:) :yes::yes::yes:

[NighthawkNZ]

:facepalm:
the fact you don't get it does not mean that is a bad film...
actually, it's great.


now, an easy shot: sharktopus.
the worse ever even saw with the fast forward on...
now we can close the topic.:) :yes::yes::yes:

Compared to the original BBC TV Show (which was funny as hell) the movie was crap

[Latte]

Compared to the original BBC TV Show (which was funny as hell) the movie was crap

Yes, the movie distilled all the good parts of the original, then tipped it in the sink, after that they polished what was left with a fancy veneer and viola!

[Big Dave]

:facepalm:
the fact you don't get it does not mean

Nice irony.

[Dean]

Cant remember the exact name of the movie I think it was Gangs of Aussie' or something. The cover has a bunch of big muscled up street thugs about to have a scrap and a big Maori fella with a moko crossing his arms.

Haha the Lebanese/italian were chilling in a corner of their prison ground and the Maori walk up and start a fight. The Italians were crapping themselves but one Italian goes up and punches the Maori so all the Maori step back in haka formation and do a mini haka "Kia mo, HI!" hahaha one of the funniest things ive seen in a while.

[Murray]

I thought the Bourne triology was a load of crap but then I had read the Robert Ludlams book series. The movies were a rip off and hardly resembled the books in any detail.

[avgas]

Cant remember the exact name of the movie I think it was Gangs of Aussie' or something. The cover has a bunch of big muscled up street thugs about to have a scrap and a big Maori fella with a moko crossing his arms.

Haha the Lebanese/italian were chilling in a corner of their prison ground and the Maori walk up and start a fight. The Italians were crapping themselves but one Italian goes up and punches the Maori so all the Maori step back in haka formation and do a mini haka "Kia mo, HI!" hahaha one of the funniest things ive seen in a while.
On that note. Not really a movie - but anyone catch that tv series about some american gang on TV lately. Ladies of Destiny or something.
Fucking terrible. I don't give a fuck about gang members sentimental moments - thats as exciting as the royal wedding.

[HenryDorsetCase]

On that note. Not really a movie - but anyone catch that tv series about some american gang on TV lately. Ladies of Destiny or something.
Fucking terrible. I don't give a fuck about gang members sentimental moments - thats as exciting as the royal wedding.

To each their own.

I think its up there with the Sopranos and Breaking Bad.

[PrincessBandit]

Had all these dudes with airbrushed abs and it was about centurions or some shit,...

Meet the Spartans?? Oh yeah I, I will survive, for as long as I know how to... (run and hide)

[mashman]

Thor. Bloody awful. I never want to hear its name ever mentioned again!

[admenk]

"The Royal Wedding - William and Kate's Epic adventure" :innocent:

[jazfender]

Giant Shark Versus Mega Octopus. Although its marginally more watchable than anything else Hollywood has vomited out over the last decade.

Are you kidding? How can you not get enjoyment from a giant shark eating a plane in half?

changed my life

[MaxCannon]

Oceans 12
Truely woeful movie.

[HenryDorsetCase]

Oceans 12
Truely woeful movie.

then you DEFINITELY dont want to see Oceans 13.

The first one had some charm though.

[EJK]

Oceans 12
Truely woeful movie.

Yeah.... It's some what entertaining but compared to 11 or 13 it's a bit of a drag.

The Mist.

Ugh, I didn't enjoy that movie mostly because of the last scene. Quite mind disturbing.