Nearly got a beating

[SixPackBack]

So i come out of the video shop, and there they are 4 young punks looking and touching my bike, wadda ya do? so i grabed the biggest one and told him to leave my bitch alone, 'hell you can have the wife , but the bike ya gotta be joking'. He slogs me in the head and i go down feelin groggy.....jus about to lapse into darkness an my temper swells, i grb 'im and wrtestle 'im to the floor an get in a few well placed kicks....he's hurtin now, but fuck hes strong, he gets the better of me in a hold, just a bout to lapse now, an then i see it in front of me a huge willy , shit it would make a donkey cry, so i grab it an sink me teeth into it.......shit its a mazin the amount of strenght yer get when yer bite your own willy........

[Coyote]

So i come out of the video shop, and there they are 4 young punks looking and touching my bike, wadda ya do? so i grabed the biggest one and told him to leave my bitch alone, 'hell you can have the wife , but the bike ya gotta be joking'. He slogs me in the head and i go down feelin groggy.....jus about to lapse into darkness an my temper swells, i grb 'im and wrtestle 'im to the floor an get in a few well placed kicks....he's hurtin now, but fuck hes strong, he gets the better of me in a hold, just a bout to lapse now, an then i see it in front of me a huge willy , shit it would make a donkey cry, so i grab it an sink me teeth into it.......shit its a mazin the amount of strenght yer get when yer bite your own willy........
What the Hell??!!?!?!

[crazylittleshit]

fucken hell

[Fart]

WTF??!!

What have you been smoking mate?

[crazylittleshit]

WTF??!!

What have you been smoking mate?
Sticky Very Sticky and dame is it good. :rofl:

[John]

what the fuck, I thought all the P'ers would be getting high ATM. :lol:

[Hooks]

Billy Connelly at his best !! Shame it was ruined here !!

[Coyote]

Billy Connelly at his best !! Shame it was ruined here !!
Thought it sounded familiar....

[scumdog]

Yeah, I preferred Billys version - complete with grunts and screams!!!

[SixPackBack]

Yeah, I preferred Billys version - complete with grunts and screams!!!
i tried.......need more practice, and hey this shit really happend. my third leg leaves a furrow!

[Lou Girardin]

It was huge and you still got your mouth around it?

[MSTRS]

You forgot to mention the full-pretzel

[skidz]

One sick puppy. If it was that big, you should have done it where there were heaps of babes around. A bit of luck, they might have at least given your willy a hand.

[spudchucka]

Yeah, I preferred Billys version - complete with grunts and screams!!!
The half nelson broke your back and the full nelson killed ya......

[thehollowmen]

hahahahah heard this one before but ya had me going there...
just had some people finger my bike *again*

Gawd I'd bite their willy if they touched my bike... make them learn a lesson

[speights_bud]

I think that some events are best kept to oneself :whistle:

[Krayy]

You forgot to mention the full-pretzel
..or the half pretzel first.

Honestly, you young fellas who haven't got a clue what we're on about, head down to the video store and see if they've got any classic Billy Connelly vids like "Big Banana Boots", then ye'll understand.....

"Football violence will never stop as long as they keep shitting in our shoes, and we keep pissing in thier Bovril!"

[soundbeltfarm]

i tried.......need more practice, and hey this shit really happend. my third leg leaves a furrow!

when your're crawling along on your guts... hahahaha

[SixPackBack]

when your're crawling along on your guts... hahahaha

When im standin on two chairs LMAO

[soundbeltfarm]

When im standin on two chairs LMAO

you're not my long lost twin are ya? .....haha

[MadDuck]

What a damn hoot. When I read it I thought ...damn the Plaza has gone to the pack. Ummm what wise words can i write. NONE poor bloke. Damn you got me :rofl:

You a cheeky bugger sixpack cos now I stay away from the video shop up here :whistle:

[SixPackBack]

What a damn hoot. When I read it I thought ...damn the Plaza has gone to the pack. Ummm what wise words can i write. NONE poor bloke. Damn you got me :rofl:

You a cheeky bugger sixpack cos now I stay away from the video shop up here :whistle:

Yeah better watch it madduck, get into a similar scrape and you'll put yer back out trying to bite your genitial's LMAO