2011 South Island KB rally, Paretai, Lees Valley

[dangerous]

Great, thanks for that.. so being a newbie to all this.. how does it work? Everyone camps out, hangs out.. bla bla bla.. what about riding? As it's not that far from me it's not really a biggie to go camping as I don't know anyone but I'd be up for a ride :-) What's the usual format? cheersWe will mostely be meeting up Friday, Saturday we ride somwere for a feed then like friday night party/chill out and generally clown around, Sunday feeling rather sad with our selves we head home.
So dont be afarid of us, we may lick but dont bite, no camping as such.



Man, that dude on the right is hung like a Brahman bull, what a stud...:gob::woohoo:
Clangers that look like a pair of medicine ball is a spud sack...
HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA... ohh man, only you would say that :shutup:

[Genie]

Great, thanks for that.. so being a newbie to all this.. how does it work? Everyone camps out, hangs out.. bla bla bla.. what about riding? As it's not that far from me it's not really a biggie to go camping as I don't know anyone but I'd be up for a ride :-) What's the usual format? cheers

I don't do camping either which is why this is perfect for me...this place has beds for 36 and then some could dos in the lounge.

Go on, I dare ya, come on over on Friday after woork, it's only $15.00 a night, bring a blanket, a wee drink, bit of food and all the entertainment is on the house.

On Saturday we'll all head off for a nice relaxed ride over the Takaka hill for some fun and food...just where we lunch is still undecided. Being another local you'll be handy to have around to show these poor unfortunate ones some really nice roads and scenery. You know, all those secret back roads that no out-of-town loopie would know.

I'll be taking my bbq out, but there is an amazing kitchen for cooking etc.

As to not knowing anyone...join the club. I know four of them the rest are not strangers, just friends I have not met yet. If it makes you feel any better we can hook up for a ride or two before hand, it is 5 weeks away .... :woohoo: only 5 weeks to go.

[Subike]

fresh meat cool
I was once the newbie,
and was made to feel real welcome
nothing you could do or say could be any worse than what has gone on before.
join the AA club, and you will be fine,
Friday night is fun
Sat night rocks
and the ride? well it will be one you will never forget

[scumdog]

fresh meat cool
I was once the newbie,
and was made to feel real welcome
nothing you could do or say could be any worse than what has gone on before.


You gonna set the standard of behaviour huh??:killingme:whistle::msn-wink:

[_Shrek_]

was made to feel real welcome

our 1st mistake :dodge:


nothing you could do or say could be any worse than what has gone on before.

:thud: not since you & that norfy Doc showed up :facepalm:


Friday night is fun

:shifty: so I've heard :innocent:


Sat night rocks

only if it was in chch :corn:


and the ride? well it will be one you will never forget

:shit: there was a ride :shutup:

[helenoftroy]

Great, thanks for that.. so being a newbie to all this.. how does it work? Everyone camps out, hangs out.. bla bla bla.. what about riding? As it's not that far from me it's not really a biggie to go camping as I don't know anyone but I'd be up for a ride :-) What's the usual format? cheers
I was a newbie once:innocent:
......just come chick ! guarantee you will have a great weekend !!
& Genie - looking forward to meeting you too:woohoo:


fresh meat cool
I was once the newbie,
and was made to feel real welcome
nothing you could do or say could be any worse than what has gone on before.
join the AA club, and you will be fine,
Friday night is fun
Sat night rocks
and the ride? well it will be one you will never forget

We were both KB virgins at the Staging Post eh Subike.......
:drinkup: :woohoo: :facepalm: :woohoo:

[doc]

We were both KB virgins at the Staging Post eh Subike.......
:drinkup: :woohoo: :facepalm: :woohoo:

:shit: This gets more like the the Kardashian's everyday.

[scumdog]

:shit: This gets more like the the Kardashian's everyday.

The WHAT??????:blink:

Is that some sort of variation of a Kalashnikov???

[doc]

Philistine

[scumdog]

Philistine


Heh heh heh!:devil2:

[dangerous]

Great, thanks for that.. should be a few nelson girls there, Madmaxis, a newbe from the Guzzi rally and I should let Kim know too.

[doc]

I should let Kim know too.

:gob: OMG do you know Kim Kardasian too ?

[Subike]

I was a newbie once:innocent:
......just come chick ! guarantee you will have a great weekend !!
& Genie - looking forward to meeting you too:woohoo:



We were both KB virgins at the Staging Post eh Subike.......
:drinkup: :woohoo: :facepalm: :woohoo:

And a better rally virgin I have yet to meet:drinkup::drinkup:
a KB rally without hot is like............:no:
.

[fireliv]

sigh, oh to be going...

have the best time people! Bring on next year! Look forward to the pics!

[SVboy]

should be a few nelson girls there, Madmaxis, a newbe from the Guzzi rally and I should let Kim know too.

Have you told Rashika that you,re keen on Nelson girls!!!:devil2:

[dangerous]

Have you told Rashika that you,re keen on Nelson girls!!!:devil2:

only one mate... hehe :drool: Hey you wanting to ride in a pack? should sort something soon yeah?

hey for those trickling in on there own here's the map in...

250147 250148 250149

NB: River Tce out of Brightwater turns into Lee Valley Rd

[NordieBoy]

NB: River Tce out of Brightwater turns into Lee Valley Rd

NNB: Also turns into Wairoa Gorge and Ben Nevis for the dirtier minded individuals...

[xknuts]

Hi Mr Sensible, you are indeed a wise, gracious man. I'll definately be ringing to let them know we are coming. Now, perhaps one lovely could stand up and make the decision of where we would like to consume some local fare.

OMG, Poor Mister S, being exposed like that for no apparent reason. :sweatdrop

My pick is "The Muscle Inn", they brew their own beer, great food, its location means that you are well on the way to Collingwood & Farewell Spit for those who might want a longer ride via Pakawau to the Spit & return. :woohoo:

[FJRider]

OMG, Poor Mister S, being exposed like that for no apparent reason. :sweatdrop

My pick is "The Muscle Inn", they brew their own beer, great food, its location means that you are well on the way to Collingwood & Farewell Spit for those who might want a longer ride via Pakawau to the Spit & return. :woohoo:

A ride for lunch "over the hill" will most likely rule out those arriving on saturday, being able to do it. Perhaps Pelorus bridge or St Arnaud ... a GOOD loop to and from Nelson that want it ... a good direct route for those that don't. And a good meeting up place for those arriving on the day ... from wherever ...

[dangerous]

My pick is "The Muscle Inn", they brew their own beer, great food, its location means that you are well on the way to Collingwood & Farewell Spit for those who might want a longer ride via Pakawau to the Spit & return. :woohoo:
only mussle in I know of is Havlock... were is the one you mention?


A ride for lunch "over the hill" will most likely rule out those arriving on saturday, being able to do it. Perhaps Pelorus bridge or St Arnaud ... a GOOD loop to and from Nelson that want it ... a good direct route for those that don't. And a good meeting up place for those arriving on the day ... from wherever ...well thats how it is every year, tiz why we usually get there Friday...

[neels]

well thats how it is every year, tiz why we usually get there Friday...
Yep, you snooze you lose.

If things go to plan (unlike most of this year so far, so not placing any bets or paying any deposits) we'll be heading up friday, although may get sidetracked visiting on saturday and flag the lunch ride, too much bloody family living in nelson these days...

[Ghost_Bullet]

My prick is "The Muscle Inn",

Funny when you scan words and dont really see it as it was initially written... haha :nya::eek5:

[Genie]

A ride for lunch "over the hill" will most likely rule out those arriving on saturday, being able to do it. Perhaps Pelorus bridge or St Arnaud ... a GOOD loop to and from Nelson that want it ... a good direct route for those that don't. And a good meeting up place for those arriving on the day ... from wherever ...

'Twould be a mortal sin to travel to Nelson and NOT traverse the mountain. Even if one does arrive on the Saturday they would have ample time to at least go to the top.

Is it really only four weeks and three days to go?:2thumbsup

[FJRider]

'Twould be a mortal sin to travel to Nelson and NOT traverse the mountain. Even if one does arrive on the Saturday they would have ample time to at least go to the top.


If the KB rally was down in the Christchurch area next year ... would YOU be able to ride down on the saturday ... in time for a ride to Arthurs pass maybe ... for lunch ???

[dangerous]

Yep, you snooze you lose.

although may get sidetracked visiting on saturday and flag the lunch ride, too much bloody family living in nelson these days...shit man, dont tell em ya be up there... and if they know you are then they will know so am I and at that point you will have droped me right... IN IT :pinch:




If the KB rally was down in the Christchurch area next year ... would YOU be able to ride down on the saturday ... in time for a ride to Arthurs pass maybe ... for lunch ???

A silly thing to say... a no brainer, get out of bloody bed earler. :eek5:




'Twould be a mortal sin to travel to Nelson and NOT traverse the mountain. Even if one does arrive on the Saturday they would have ample time to at least go to the top Amen sister ;)

btw, ya be taking me pilion hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa... serious, cant drive that road in a cage now aye ;(

[victorious]

btw, ya be taking me pilion hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa... serious, cant drive that road in a cage now aye ;(
Ohhh yes I see, so what will I be doing then... going with neels and auntie I asume?

[Ocean1]

'Twould be a mortal sin to travel to Nelson and NOT traverse the mountain.

I introduced the Buell to that hill last Sunday.

Six times in fact. Three times on the way to Collingwood and three times on the way back to Kaiteriteri.



I need tyres.

[FJRider]

A silly thing to say... a no brainer, get out of bloody bed earler. :eek5:

For some ... that may not be an option.

Family or work to deal with first. Some may not have the ability, endurance, or funds to go the extra distance.

To get a decent deal at a cafe ... numbers talk ...

If I go to this one ... I'll be up early for sure ... ;)

[FJRider]

Ohhh yes I see, so what will I be doing then... going with neels and auntie I asume?

Nah ... they'll tie you to the tank ... :lol:

[chiefofthehill]

Ohhh yes I see, so what will I be doing then... going with neels and auntie I asume?No wait, well yes sort of, you go with neels right in the Nissin brick and I will go with the ageing blood nut on the grey ghost that is the ST Ducati... I have the feeling tho I am forgeting someone... :sweatdrop

[neels]

shit man, dont tell em ya be up there... and if they know you are then they will know so am I and at that point you will have droped me right... IN IT :pinch:
I don't remember mentioning your family, I was meaning my 60 year old uncle with the dreadlocks. The only trouble with visiting them is that I might end up settling in for a session....


Ohhh yes I see, so what will I be doing then... going with neels and auntie I asume?That's fine, someone needs to look after the dog while we're there.


No wait, well yes sort of, you go with neels right in the Nissin brick and I will go with the ageing blood nut on the grey ghost that is the ST Ducati... I have the feeling tho I am forgeting someone... :sweatdrop
You get to choose between the tank bag and the pack rack, can't leave mum behind now can we.

[NordieBoy]

you are well on the way to Collingwood & Farewell Spit for those who might want a longer ride via Pakawau to the Spit & return. :woohoo:

Via Mangarakau to the dunes by the Tuamawiwi and return...

[Daffyd]

For some ... that may not be an option.

Family or work to deal with first. Some may not have the ability, endurance, or funds to go the extra distance.

To get a decent deal at a cafe ... numbers talk ...

If I go to this one ... I'll be up early for sure ... ;)

There's always the option for those that can't/don't want to go over the hill to go for a shorter ride, or even just chill out at the camp.

[_Shrek_]

There's always the option for those that can't/don't want to go over the hill to go for a shorter ride, or even just chill out at the camp.

mrs Shrek & I will be visiting a young fella that has four wheels to get around in his motel unit, but we may still get over the hill for a ride & out to the spit

[dangerous]

mrs Shrek & I will be visiting a young fella that has four wheels to get around in his motel unit, but we may still get over the hill for a ride & out to the spit
out to the spit? we going that far now? it is a farking big haul, Takaka is only the half way mark and thats a decent ride, Takaka will be my limit.
And I have asked more than once.. were is the mussle inn that keeps being mentioned?

[far queue]

...And I have asked more than once.. were is the mussle inn that keeps being mentioned?Google (http://www.musselinn.co.nz/) is your friend ... mind you, you need to spell it right :dodge:

[dangerous]

Google (http://www.musselinn.co.nz/) is your friend ... mind you, you need to spell it right :dodge:

:motu: you pricks that use that farking line... If I wanted to 'google' I woulda :mellow: so why didnt ya just say 'through the township of Takaka and on another 17 kms towards Collingwood you will find yourself in Onekaka' :niceone:






ohhh no, look what I gona done below

[_Shrek_]

out to the spit? we going that far now? it is a farking big haul, Takaka is only the half way mark and thats a decent ride, Takaka will be my limit.
And I have asked more than once.. were is the mussle inn that keeps being mentioned?

:scratch: have no idea where the mussle inn is, but mrs Shrek & I where thinking of going out to the spit for a look see after our visit, if time allowed as we haven't seen Gramps since July :no:, I was just saying what we were up to

[far queue]

:motu: you pricks that use that farking line... If I wanted to 'google' I woulda :mellow: so why didnt ya just say 'through the township of Takaka and on another 17 kms towards Collingwood you will find yourself in Onekaka' :niceone:I was encouraging you to have a look for yourself instead of whining, and at the same I time provided you with a link to the place so you could check out the menu, as well as the location, etc. My apologies for being helpful, next time you can get fucked :niceone:

[Genie]

:motu: you pricks that use that farking line... If I wanted to 'google' I woulda :mellow: so why didnt ya just say 'through the township of Takaka and on another 17 kms towards Collingwood you will find yourself in Onekaka' :niceone:

:Police:

Google is your friend and if you don't stop throwing your toys out of the sandpit you won't be coming over the hill at all. You can stay behind. So, best you take off your grumpy hat and be a nice boy. (Are you getting your period?):bleh:

[dangerous]

I was encouraging you to have a look for yourself instead of whining, and at the same I time provided you with a link to the place so you could check out the menu, as well as the location, etc. My apologies for being helpful, next time you can get fucked :niceone:
hehehe... whos pulling whos chain ;) rep I posted at the same time should answer it, any ways how bout a farking picture next time :Punk:



:scratch: have no idea where the mussle inn is, but mrs Shrek & I where thinking of going out to the spit for a look see after our visit, if time allowed as we haven't seen Gramps since July :no:, I was just saying what we were up toGot ya, by that you mean a grand pa of yours? shit he must be older than the hills round there :msn-wink:

[dangerous]

:Police:

Google is your friend and if you don't stop throwing your toys out of the sandpit you won't be coming over the hill at all. You can stay behind. So, best you take off your grumpy hat and be a nice boy. (Are you getting your period?):bleh:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhh...

bugger bugger shit fuck damn... I was taking the PISS






DOH... you just troled me

[_Shrek_]

:motu: you pricks that use that farking line... If I wanted to 'google' I woulda :mellow: so why didnt ya just say 'through the township of Takaka and on another 17 kms towards Collingwood you will find yourself in Onekaka' :niceone:


I was encouraging you to have a look for yourself instead of whining, and at the same I time provided you with a link to the place so you could check out the menu, as well as the location, etc. My apologies for being helpful, next time you can get fucked :niceone:

:girlfight: :grouphug: :drinknsin it has started :whistle:

[dangerous]

:girlfight: :grouphug: :drinknsin it has started :whistle:
shut up fat so... :moon:

[_Shrek_]

(Are you getting your period?):bleh:

aye on his head :nya: :dodge:


Got ya, by that you mean a grand pa of yours? shit he must be older than the hills round there :msn-wink:

na mate hes 19 & in a chair

[far queue]

hehehe... whos pulling whos chain ;) rep I posted at the same time should answer it, any ways how bout a farking picture next time :Punk:I know, check your own rep that I posted at the time :D The fishing's good tonight :wings: ... Oh, and here's your picture ...
250344

[dangerous]

The fishing's good tonight jezus I hate being down trowered at my own game :niceone:



aye on his head :nya: :dodge:
oh yeah oh yeah... thats right bring that one up aye, low blow buster... buster hey who remembers that comic called buster, or am I hallucinating I mean *hell loose e nating again



*shit might be that time of the month, nearly lost my dangerese mojo :weird:

[scumdog]

shut up fat so... :moon:

It's fatso Darryl, fatso.

NOT fat so....:bleh:

[Subike]

so will we see double red hand welts on his butt this year?

as a passing point, i wanna bed at the opp end of the lodge to farque......

between the farts and the ZZZZ sleep at kopara was intermittent

[dangerous]

It's fatso Darryl, fatso.

NOT fat so....:bleh:

who pulled your farking chain cuntstable southerner just you wait cos Im gona.. gona... hey what dram ya bringing this year high, low, island maybe?

[_Shrek_]

so will we see double red hand welts on his butt this year?

as a passing point, i wanna bed at the opp end of the lodge to farque......

between the farts and the ZZZZ sleep at kopara was intermittent

I'll save some of the HTFU pills the doc gave me when I had a man cold :niceone:


who pulled your farking chain cuntstable southerner just you wait cos Im gona.. gona... hey what dram ya bringing this year high, low, island maybe?

hes the spell checker for ginga's :blip:

ps some thing wiff two little worms

[Genie]

ps some thing wiff two little worms

Please Mr, can I use ya worms to catch me some chickens?

[far queue]

...

as a passing point, i wanna bed at the opp end of the lodge to farque......

between the farts and the ZZZZ sleep at kopara was intermittentYou told me you enjoyed the dutch oven you lying bitch <_<

[_Shrek_]

Please Mr, can I use ya worms to catch me some chickens?

:shifty: summy & me will catch ya chickens (Doc bring ya gun) but the worms are ours :drool:

[dangerous]

You told me you enjoyed the dutch oven you lying bitch <_<

yeah but hes a 'good' bitch... no wait I thought he was sensables bitch... but if it was your oven then... :niceone:




Please Mr, can I use ya worms to catch me some chickens?pissed chickens, hell ya wont need any more with the northeners comming down, mind you pickled chook on the BBQ :eek:



summy & me thats Scummy and I, just a heads up with the :Police: on the beat tonight

[Subike]

After the second bottle I would not know whos bitch I was...........

eh hold on, I wondered where those bruises came from....
thought it was just the hard suspension on xsessive..... but it was excessive sumthing else :shit:

[dangerous]

After the second bottle I would not know whos bitch I was...........

eh hold on, I wondered where those bruises came from....
thought it was just the hard suspension on xsessive..... but it was excessive sumthing else :shit: more like xsessive wheel spin dumping you on ya arse :bleh:

[Rashika]

oh boy... the blah blah blah has started already, gonna be a long 4 weeks :rolleyes:

[dangerous]

oh boy... the blah blah blah has started already, gonna be a long 4 weeks :rolleyes:
boy do we have a sober one here or what... hey I said that with my best 'joker' accent... you know from the batman movie, no, ohhh, oh look dont worry :apumpin:

[_Shrek_]

thats Scummy and I, just a heads up with the :Police: on the beat tonight


:thud: in this case you're right :cry:

so Rashika been helping you again :rolleyes:

[_Shrek_]

oh boy... the blah blah blah has started already, gonna be a long 4 weeks :rolleyes:

:laugh: & you have to live with him :violin:

[Rashika]

yeah but i dont HAVE to talk to him... you lot seem to do it for laughs!

[Subike]

more like xsessive wheel spin dumping you on ya arse :bleh:

bloody thing has done that to me twice since then,

na hold on, that one each, both bikes,

god thay are as bad as the women Ive had, use all my money then dump me........

you will have to show me how to tame one D,
seem to have yours under control

[Rashika]

you will have to show me how to tame one D,
seem to have yours under control

whachoo talking about willis..... :spanking::motu::bleh:

[scumdog]

who pulled your farking chain cuntstable southerner just you wait cos Im gona.. gona... hey what dram ya bringing this year high, low, island maybe?

Hey ya bad tempered ginga twat, just wait, you'll get yours..right in the mouth:girlfight:




ya can bet it will be a tasty drop too.:msn-wink:

[scumdog]

bloody thing has done that to me twice since then,

na hold on, that one each, both bikes,

god thay are as bad as the women Ive had, use all my money then dump me........

Hmm, a bit more sobriety than ya had at the Staging Post might help prevent being 'dumped' by yer bike....

[_Shrek_]

you will have to show me how to tame one D, seem to have yours under control

:killingme :rofl: great Tui add D got his woman under control "Yeah Right"

[Subike]

:killingme :rofl: great Tui add D got his woman under control "Yeah Right"



Oh, has he got control over her???
I was meaning his bikes,
sheesh, assumption assumption

[scumdog]

oh boy... the blah blah blah has started already, gonna be a long 4 weeks :rolleyes:
!

Never mind, a snog from me at Lee Valley :msn-wink:and you'll forget all about the last four weeks:niceone::D

[Rashika]

:msn-wink: .........................

[cruza]

Is you , crew and ute going up friday morning to kb rally? Dangerous

[dangerous]

Is you , crew and ute going up friday morning to kb rally? Dangerous

The KB fraight express will be making the haul once again, so through ya shit over the back fence and we shell cart.
Same for any one else that would like the usual escorted on up just ask or p/m.

[_Shrek_]

The KB fraight express will be making the haul once again, so through ya shit over the back fence and we shell cart.
Same for any one else that would like the usual escorted on up just ask or p/m.

& bring home a tyre for me please :msn-wink:

[NordieBoy]

& bring home a tyre for me please :msn-wink:

Whimp :baby:

[_Shrek_]

Whimp :baby:

:cry: I'm telling on you, you you bully :oi-grr:

[victorious]

Same for any one else that would like the usual escorted on up just ask or p/m.Yes please, any room in the KB express or my bike? would quite like to have it there this year. :cool:

[scumdog]

Yes please, any room in the KB express or my bike? would quite like to have it there this year. :cool:

The last thing we need is the progeny of a ginga ripping around the camp on a bike - his old man is bad enough....:bleh:

[Subike]

The last thing we need is the progeny of a ginga ripping around the camp on a bike - his old man is bad enough....:bleh:

leave your ticket book at home

[SVboy]

Wots the story D? Are you in the cage all the way there and back? Please to be booking me a freight space. If the trucks already full, just throw farques stuff out!!

[dangerous]

Yes please, any room in the KB express or my bike? would quite like to have it there this year. :cool:
yip no worries C, think chief wants me to take his aswell.


The last thing we need is the progeny of a ginga ripping around the camp on a bike - his old man is bad enough....:bleh:
Ohhh his old man is harmless enough...



leave your ticket book at home
Is that the nee naaa nee na, or rafle/entry for intertainment ticket book?


Wots the story D? Are you in the cage all the way there and back? Please to be booking me a freight space. If the trucks already full, just throw farques stuff out!!yes and yes and done and it would be a bit rough if I arse holed the 8l oil pack and Triumph engine gaskets out... wouldnt it?

[xknuts]

only mussle in I know of is Havlock... were is the one you mention?

Yes, @ Onekaka, 17 kms north of Takaka


Funny when you scan words and dont really see it as it was initially written... haha :nya::eek5:

Ya didnt have ya glasses on, did ya! :nono:


leave your ticket book at home

Dont u worry about Scumdog, its his mates YOU need to worry about! And stay in the group when riding! Haven't you learnt your lesson from Kopara????? :headbang:

[Jackal]

Was up in Nelson for the weekend and took the opertunity to pop up the Lee Valley to have a wee looksee at Camp KB. What an awesom spot you have found Genie. The river looks like it is going to get a bit of use. (Note to self: Pack togs, don't want to scare the natives) Not long now. Cannot wait to get out and about on those roads again.

[dangerous]

Not long now. Cannot wait to get out and about on those roads again.
Will Mrs J be comming, well?

[Jackal]

Will Mrs J be comming, well?

Afraid not. Mrs J cannot get the Friday off as she has used up all her leave this week. Next year????

[vwgrrl]

Thanks for the previous replies to my questions. Now, is there anywhere I can just see what the ride details are instead of wading through all this banter?! When you don't visit this thread all the time and read all this bla it's hard to find the relevant details. Which is simply where & when. I know it's on the 10th, and I remember reading that you're thinking of going over the hill to GB but has anything been finalised yet? eg. meeting times along the way - I live in Riwaka so could meet up with the ride at the pub on your way through for example, along with any others. Thanks :-)

[Genie]

Thanks for the previous replies to my questions. Now, is there anywhere I can just see what the ride details are instead of wading through all this banter?! When you don't visit this thread all the time and read all this bla it's hard to find the relevant details. Which is simply where & when. I know it's on the 10th, and I remember reading that you're thinking of going over the hill to GB but has anything been finalised yet? eg. meeting times along the way - I live in Riwaka so could meet up with the ride at the pub on your way through for example, along with any others. Thanks :-)

LOL, as I am discovering with these fine people, is that there is no set time for anything, just cruise.

But, yes, the ride over to Golden Bay for lunch is a definate, as to time to met at Riwaka...I guess we'll need to exchange cell numbers to stay in touch. I would think that they would be on the road by at least 9.30, Riwaka about 10.30-11.00, I'll be taking the long way off the busy highways for those that would like to see some interesting wee roads...Mr Ghostbullet does remember our last wee trek to Takaka.

I have no idea of others wishing to hook up on the way....more wait and see what unfolds.

What I do know is that I'm driving to Paretai on Friday at 1 with all my gear and my BBQ, then Mr Dangerous (please) will take me back to mine to collect my bike.

I also know that I must sort the fire permit, make sure gas bottle is full and that I have bourbon. Oh and I must not forget my chicken cage!!!

[doc]

Oh and I must not forget my chicken cage!!!

:no: You ain't goin to need a cage. i've seen this lot in action... The chickens will need therapy

[Ghost_Bullet]

:no: You ain't goin to need a cage. i've seen this lot in action... The chickens will need therapy

Therapy???? WTF
I was more thinkin:

Marinade:
1 tablespoon chipotle puree
1 cup tomato puree, canned
¼ cup freshly squeezed lime juice (about 5-6 limes)
2 teaspoons cumin, ground
1 teaspoon coriander seed, ground
1 tablespoon honey or agave syrup

If you want to talk to the chook whiles its being rubbed in, that's up to you.

[scumdog]

:no: You ain't goin to need a cage. i've seen this lot in action... The chickens will need therapy

I can make the dead so GhostBullet can prepare them...:shifty:

The chickens that is...

[dangerous]

Thanks for the previous replies to my questions. Now, is there anywhere I can just see what the ride details are instead of wading through all this banter?! When you don't visit this thread all the time and read all this bla it's hard to find the relevant details. Which is simply where & when. I know it's on the 10th, and I remember reading that you're thinking of going over the hill to GB but has anything been finalised yet? eg. meeting times along the way - I live in Riwaka so could meet up with the ride at the pub on your way through for example, along with any others. Thanks :-)

its like this... we are a relaxed bunch so we will decide shit on the day, if you dont want to stay fri night then ride out to the camp saturday and just join in... if you are serious then get my cell number of my profile and text on the day to meet up.

[FJRider]

:no: You ain't goin to need a cage. i've seen this lot in action... The chickens will need therapy

Well ... at least a little fitter (and tired) come MONDAY ...

My moneys on the Chickens to be healthier on monday ...

[Genie]

its like this... we are a relaxed bunch so we will decide shit on the day, if you dont want to stay fri night then ride out to the camp saturday and just join in... if you are serious then get my cell number of my profile and text on the day to meet up.

:laugh: BTW...there is no cell phone coverage up at the camp site.....:msn-wink:

[KiwiPhoenix]

:laugh: BTW...there is no cell phone coverage up at the camp site.....:msn-wink:

Sweet!!! :shifty: we can get up too all sorts *insert evil laugh here* :rofl:

[Shadowjack]

Sweet!!! :shifty: we can get up too all sorts *insert evil laugh here* :rofl:
But don't some of them have cameras...???
Just sayin'.

[KiwiPhoenix]

But don't some of them have cameras...???
Just sayin'.

Damn..... ah well. Need to behave myself <_<

[timg]

Need to behave myself Huh? You behave? Not likely :no:

[Subike]

Damn..... ah well. Need to behave myself <_<

Oi, we need you to keep us grey beards entertained

[FJRider]

:laugh: BTW...there is no cell phone coverage up at the camp site.....:msn-wink:

Has there been a South Island KB rally that DID have cell coverage ... ??? <_<

I've been to three ... and none of them DID ... :no:

[_Shrek_]

:laugh: BTW...there is no cell phone coverage up at the camp site.....:msn-wink:

:shifty: means the chickens can't call for help, :scratch: nor can the norfies :blip:

[xknuts]

:no: You ain't goin to need a cage. i've seen this lot in action... The chickens will need therapy

Oh hell! Lookout Chickens! Between Scummy & Q there's a meal there! :spanking:

[_Shrek_]

Oh hell! Lookout Chickens! Between Scummy & Q there's a meal there! :spanking:

not if I can get there 1st, they can eat the roosters I need the hen for B & E's which Genie is going to cook me :whistle:

[Subike]

It seems there is going to be a bit of a competition as to who will have the best pair of legs before midnight sat,

some may have to wing it

others might get a bit of tail

And if feathered properly we will all come to roost in the end

[_Shrek_]

:no: You ain't goin to need a cage. i've seen this lot in action... The chickens will need therapy

whaddya mean he looks ok <_<


It seems there is going to be a bit of a competition as to who will have the best pair of legs before midnight sat,

some may have to wing it

others might get a bit of tail

:scratch: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm good luck :laugh:

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[SVboy]

Since when did turkeys eat chickens?!!!!!!!

[Spuds1234]

Since when did turkeys eat chickens?!!!!!!!

Well how else would you get a turkducken if the duck didnt eat the chicken and then both were eaten by the turkey?

[Ghost_Bullet]

I am confused again... what weekend is this on???

[Genie]

December Friday 9th, Saturday 10th and home on Sunday the 11th.

I think it's two weeks and five days away....................!!!!!

[dangerous]

I am confused again... what weekend is this on???hahaha :niceone:


December Friday 9th, Saturday 10th and home on Sunday the 11th.
I think it's two weeks and five days away....................!!!!!

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh... DEAR, newbees... such easy fishing

[doc]

I am confused again...

Yup :facepalm:


easy fishing

at Anatoki ????? :niceone:

[_Shrek_]

I am confused again... what weekend is this on???

:thud: & that surprises you :no: these's no hope for some :laugh:

[Ghost_Bullet]

Damn it!!!!! I just check my leave which I book for this.....




And looks like it matches the dates just mentioned.....






God damn it.......




No need to go fishing..... cause the camp has "fish in the paddock" Bok bok bok bok boko kooooook!!!!!!!

[scumdog]

No need to go fishing..... cause the camp has "fish in the paddock" Bok bok bok bok boko kooooook!!!!!!!


Ah so...frying fish cookie-boy!

Straight to the wok.

[NordieBoy]

There's a river too.

In my experience though, rivers seem to be full of water, stones and not much else...

[Genie]

Damn it!!!!! I just check my leave which I book for this.....




And looks like it matches the dates just mentioned.....






God damn it.......




No need to go fishing..... cause the camp has "fish in the paddock" Bok bok bok bok boko kooooook!!!!!!!

so, I'm guessing I'll see you again...:msn-wink:

[Ghost_Bullet]

so, I'm guessing I'll see you again...:msn-wink:

Probably, again and again and again, all through that weekend.:drinknsin

[Genie]

:sick: that much???

Hope I can handle that.

[miSTa]

Well well, after a bit of time away I come back to 42 pages of ummm, arrr....posts.


Mmmmm, what one post contains all the useful info?

[Ghost_Bullet]

Mmmmm, what one post contains all the useful info?

No need to ask, no need to guess, there be none, how could anything be useful, sensible or otherwise?:doh:

[scumdog]

Well well, after a bit of time away I come back to 42 pages of ummm, arrr....posts.


Mmmmm, what one post contains all the useful info?

Just ask GB - he has lots of useful info...

[Genie]

Well well, after a bit of time away I come back to 42 pages of ummm, arrr....posts.


Mmmmm, what one post contains all the useful info?

What you wanna know?

Date - December 9/10/11, 2011

Where - Paretai, Lee Valley, Brightwater, Nelson.

What to bring...food, drink and toothbrush

ummm....you need a map to get there? Try google, very helpful place.

How much - $15 per night pay to my account...pm me if you need more info.

Those others will only lead you astray.

[Paul in NZ]

what you wanna know?

Date - December 9/10/11, 2011

Where - Paretai, Lee Valley, Brightwater, Nelson.

What to bring...food, drink and toothbrush

ummm....you need amap to get there? Try google, very helpful place.

How much - $15 per night pay to my account...pm me is you need more info. all those others will only lead you astray.


Anyone going from the north island?

[scumdog]

Anyone going from the north island?

I think Doc & Goblin will be there, others too possibly.

Thinking of being there??:blink:

[dangerous]

What you wanna know?
Date - December 9/10/11, 2011
Where - Paretai, Lee Valley, Brightwater, Nelson.
What to bring...food, drink and toothbrush
ummm....you need a map to get there? Try google, very helpful place.
How much - $15 per night pay to my account...pm me if you need more info.
Those others will only lead you astray.
dont worry about mistr, hes a regular, he will find his way there even if blind foldered.



I think Doc & Goblin will be there, others too possibly.
Thinking of being there??:blink:
Yeah, with out going back in the thread I think there was a nother 1or 2 N/Ier's comming, of course Doc and Goblin make it there annual visit, buggers for punisment really.

[Paul in NZ]

I think Doc & Goblin will be there, others too possibly.

Thinking of being there??:blink:

I'd LOVE to but just realised I have a major comitment on he 10th

[scumdog]

I'd LOVE to but just realised I have a major comitment on he 10th

A shame, it would have nice to have caught up with you again!

And next year the KB rally will in the south.

So you might have to wait 2 years until you can attend.

Unless you want a long ride involved.

[doc]

Well well, after a bit of time away I come back to 42 pages of ummm, arrr....posts.


Mmmmm, what one post contains all the useful info?

Well how about a bit of usefull advice. Leave the chooks alone this time .

[doc]

of course Doc and Goblin make it there annual visit, buggers for punisment really.

As missonaries we feel your pain. :shutup: Really we just want to catch a large salmon or find some gold in those rivers

[_Shrek_]

Mmmmm, what one post contains all the useful info?

these three below :corn:


:laugh: BTW...there is no cell phone coverage up at the camp site.....:msn-wink: :wings:


You sure about that ? :gob:Have you ever met the bastard ? :facepalm:


The prize...I was thinking bacon and eggs for brekky & me for the side dish. :Oops: :blip:

[miSTa]

What you wanna know?

Date - December 9/10/11, 2011

Where - Paretai, Lee Valley, Brightwater, Nelson.

What to bring...food, drink and toothbrush

ummm....you need a map to get there? Try google, very helpful place.

How much - $15 per night pay to my account...pm me if you need more info.
Thanks. Managed to find your bank account details (post 279) and have transferred $30 to your account.
Well done on getting this lot sorted, basket cases at the best of times.


Those others will only lead you astray.
There's two in particular - never ever let shrek and ghostie drink together. Bad enough by themselves but together...not good.

Another two more to watch out for are Doc and Goblin, don't let them anywhere near ducks when they have bourbon in their hands. A funeral was required last time. Such a sad weekend.

As for scummy, well....you'll find out.

[Paul in NZ]

A shame, it would have nice to have caught up with you again!

And next year the KB rally will in the south.

So you might have to wait 2 years until you can attend.

Unless you want a long ride involved.

Yup - I was a bit bummed when I looked at the dec calander - Vicki said my poor wee face went ahhh.....

A longer ride might be OK if the dates are OK.

[_Shrek_]

Yup - I was a bit bummed when I looked at the dec calander - Vicki said my poor wee face went ahhh.....

A longer ride might be OK if the dates are OK.

hiya Paul the sth Is KB rally is always held 2nd week end in Dec that way people can book for leave etc...

[_Shrek_]

There's two in particular - never ever let shrek and ghostie drink together. Bad enough by themselves but together...not good.

thats a bit rich from someone who :ride: a gaytonya :motu:



Another two more to watch out for are Doc and Goblin, don't let them anywhere near ducks when they have bourbon in their hands. A funeral was required last time. Such a sad weekend.

yeah well have to agree there!! really :shifty: pair



As for scummy, well....you'll find out.

:eek: especially in the morning

[Genie]

...not long now...gonna ring the lunch venue tomorrow and let them know where coming, give them time to do the big shop. Going to go with the ... shit, forgot the name of the place, the one far away. I'll go back and read posts then come back and let you know who I've chosen to be blessed with our presence.:gob:

[Genie]

I'm back, phew that was fast.

Right, going to go with "The Old School Cafe" at Pakawau, I've never been there (well once when I was about 6), will be good to check the place out, I hope somebody knows the way so we don't get lost.:crazy:

So then, fella's and felless's, we'll all be seeing each other soonish...like 9 days!!!

Whoop, whoop, I get a whole weekend off with no children and no responsibility, just me!! weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee:innocent: not

[KiwiPhoenix]

I'm back, phew that was fast.

Right, going to go with "The Old School Cafe" at Pakawau, I've never been there (well once when I was about 6), will be good to check the place out, I hope somebody knows the way so we don't get lost.:crazy:

So then, fella's and felless's, we'll all be seeing each other soonish...like 9 days!!!

Whoop, whoop, I get a whole weekend off with no children and no responsibility, just me!! weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee:innocent: not

So looking forward to this! Can't wait!!

[Subike]

so for my thick brain.
1/ there is a kitchen we can use on site with a microwave oven
2/ are the plates and cutlery available.
3/ The only bedding needed to be bought , min, is a sleeping bag.
4/ chook chasing is going to be an event sat night
5/ $15 cash is required for each night , thus $30 on friday will be ok, if I get there.

[Genie]

so for my thick brain.
1/ there is a kitchen we can use on site with a microwave oven
2/ are the plates and cutlery available.
3/ The only bedding needed to be bought , min, is a sleeping bag.
4/ chook chasing is going to be an event sat night
5/ $15 cash is required for each night , thus $30 on friday will be ok, if I get there.

Fully equiped kitchen and I'm taking up my BBQ.

Cutlery etc all in the kitchen.

Bedding...sleeping bag is fine, plus PJ's.

Chook chasing will commence Saturday morning as the rooster crows.

$15 per night is correct....and you'll make because you'd be a fool not to.

[dangerous]

I get a whole weekend off with no children and no responsibility, just me!! weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee:innocent: not
hey, bring em out in the arvo and run em back at night, remember my two will be there.



...not long now...gonna ring the lunch venue tomorrow and let them know where coming, give them time to do the big shop. Going to go with the ... shit, forgot the name of the place, the one far away. I'll go back and read posts then come back and let you know who I've chosen to be blessed with our presence.:gob:last year the place we visited did a special smorgage menue for us.

[_Shrek_]

plus PJ's

:scratch: PJ's & what would they be & what do you use them for, the mind boggle's :facepalm:

[Subike]

:scratch: PJ's & what would they be & what do you use them for, the mind boggle's :facepalm:


I was thinking the same myself


Shrek, what route are you taking, Im hoping to go central leaving chch fri morning
you stopping where along the way?
Is Scummy daffid and Knutts possibly all joining up?

[geoffc]

How far is Paretai from Brightwater approx? Looking at riding up if I am able.

[dangerous]

How far is Paretai from Brightwater approx? Looking at riding up if I am able.
Ohhh... about 4.5km


Im hoping to go central leaving chch fri morning

I was asked if I am posting up a group ride, I will as there are a couple keen, p/m me ya thoughts (includes you BEMMER89) and Ill sort it early next weekish.





Right, going to go with "The Old School Cafe" at Pakawau,FARK.. thats a huge haul, I for one wont make it that far.. I thought we were looking at the mussle in just out of Takaka?
Cos other wise its up to 200k each way depending on the route, with a seedie head from Fri night? and I know Genie knows some awesome un populated roads we can take.

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[FJRider]

FARK.. thats a huge haul, I for one wont make it that far.. I thought we were looking at the mussle in just out of Takaka?



Just get out of BED earlier ... :killingme

[scumdog]

:scratch: PJ's & what would they be & what do you use them for, the mind boggle's :facepalm:


PJ - Iss dat like da Shamoan ploe chob??:eek5:

[cruza]

yee ha , finally got leave for kb rally aproved!! :woohoo: taken whole week off . So looking forward to break away:shifty:

[Daffyd]

I doubt I'll make the lunch ride, riding the length of the island will prolly be enough for me without the extra 400kms. Still... you never know.

[Genie]

OK...I hear ya....won't go quite so far for lunch....Pohara has this lovely little establishment....just forgot it's name...Penguin something, I'll ring them today. Pohara is five minutes out of Takaka and I now the way to that place.


8 days now....hehehehehehehehehehehe.

[scumdog]

I doubt I'll make the lunch ride, riding the length of the island will prolly be enough for me without the extra 400kms. Still... you never know.

Makes sense to me.

And ya can't 'socialise' so well while on a 400km jaunt.:beer::drinkup::Punk::woohoo:

[SVboy]

yee ha , finally got leave for kb rally aproved!! :woohoo: taken whole week off . So looking forward to break away:shifty:

Was that work leave or girlfriend leave approved ya big jessie!!:shifty:

[Subike]

FARK.. thats a huge haul, I for one wont make it that far.. I thought we were looking at the mussle in just out of Takaka?
Cos other wise its up to 200k each way depending on the route, with a seedie head from Fri night? and I know Genie knows some awesome un populated roads we can take.

I have to agree that would be too far for me also, heck that two tanks of gas , not good for those who need to budget.

Just getting there will be a mission alone, recurring wrist pain does not do well for long continuous riding of a heavy bike.

[cruza]

Was that work leave or girlfriend leave approved ya big jessie!!:shifty:

work leave.......
Sure fi will set you straight on your other remarks:facepalm:

and she said you should bring your raincoat ya big wimp:motu:

[_Shrek_]

I was thinking the same myself


Shrek, what route are you taking, Im hoping to go central leaving chch fri morning
you stopping where along the way?
Is Scummy daffid and Knutts possibly all joining up?

we heading up the West Coast via Hast Thursday, stopping in Reefton, Friday Buller Gorge..... :shutup: I know not nice roads at all but I guess some one has to do'm :innocent:

maybe meet at Murch? :violin: by ear :yes:

[doc]

Bedding...sleeping bag is fine, plus PJ's.


What is this PJ's thing ? At all the previous "KB Sleepovers" we have attend :shifty: it was never required

[Subike]

your so right Doc
All you need are ear pugs for Farque
and a gas mask for.......

[FJRider]

What is this PJ's thing ? At all the previous "KB Sleepovers" we have attend :shifty: it was never required

Perhaps she is trying to encourage the senior members (who have a habit of revealing more ... in the mornings ... that should be not seen ...) so as not to scare the chickens ...

[Genie]

8 days to go

[Shadowjack]

8 days to go
Not that we're counting...:innocent:

[_Shrek_]

:corn:
What is this PJ's thing ? At all the previous "KB Sleepovers" we have attend :shifty: it was never required

:shifty: It may have some thing to do with this :drool:

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so you'll be there early Friday then :corn:

[normajeane]

Well scummy and me are heading up the road on Thursday eleaving early and stopping in at Hamner Springs. We plan to meet the Christchurch rabble somewhere on the way, perhaps at Springs Junction on Friday morning then stop at ?Murchison for lunch and arrive at Camp KB mid afternoon! Well that is the plan at the mo!:woohoo: And we will have our pjs and wear them Quinton style!:shutup:

[Genie]

Afternoon all....yes I am counting down the days. Must sort that trailer out too.

I've just rang a lovely lady in Pohara who has a fine establishment and let her know we'll be over for lunch around 1ish on the Saturday. Penguin Cafe...I even think there is a Penguin Colony just around the corner for those that wish to have an after-eating stroll.

[Ghost_Bullet]

Afternoon all.. Penguin Cafe...I even think there is a Penguin Colony just around the corner for those that wish to have an after-eating stroll.

I would think a pre-lunch walk and a prequel to the evenings poultry affairs.

With the Penguins, a kinda "Catch and Cook" back at the cafe.... I am loving that idea....

[SVboy]

I would think a pre-lunch walk and a prequel to the evenings poultry affairs.

With the Penguins, a kinda "Catch and Cook" back at the cafe.... I am loving that idea....

Yeah and you could even plead the sentence down to home detention, given the situation with that Seal squasher fella.

[scumdog]

What is this PJ's thing ?

As said a few posts back: Iss da Shamoan 'ploe jhob'...

[Subike]

Well scummy and me are heading up the road on Thursday eleaving early and stopping in at Hamner Springs. We plan to meet the Christchurch rabble somewhere on the way, perhaps at Springs Junction on Friday morning then stop at ?Murchison for lunch and arrive at Camp KB mid afternoon! Well that is the plan at the mo!:woohoo: And we will have our pjs and wear them Quinton style!:shutup:

that sounds like a good plan to me,
springs junction between 10 & 11 would sound about right then.

[dangerous]

The KB freight express will be pulling out of the relocated station at about 8am Friday. If anyone wants gear taken ya beter p/m by then.
Any wanting to sort a group ride x chch best ya sort it out between ya's as I havnt heard sfa from ya's

[scumdog]

The KB freight express will be pulling out of the relocated station at about 8am Friday. If anyone wants gear taken ya beter p/m by then.
Any wanting to sort a group ride x chch best ya sort it out between ya's as I havnt heard sfa from ya's

We'z staying @ Hanmer on Thursday night and thought of meeting Canterbury Rabble @ Springs Jnctn 10-11am, Subike is already meeting us there.

Open to other ideas.

So there!

[_Shrek_]

We'z staying @ Hanmer on Thursday night and thought of meeting Canterbury Rabble @ Springs Jnctn 10-11am, Subike is already meeting us there.

Open to other ideas.

So there!

mrs Shrek & I may meet you at Murch for lunch :Punk:

[helenoftroy]

Not long to go now !!

:woohoo::woohoo::wari::wari::wari:

[Daffyd]

We'z staying @ Hanmer on Thursday night and thought of meeting Canterbury Rabble @ Springs Jnctn 10-11am, Subike is already meeting us there.

Open to other ideas.

So there!

I'll try and catch up with you there, but don't wait for me. I might be a bit behind you.

[SVboy]

I suggest ChCh riders meet up at the Peg at 8.45-leaving at 9, in order to catch up with scummy and co. Plan-Leave Chch-give finger to[Oops I meant wave!] to Dangerous and co[trapped in a cage]-refeul at culverdon-on to Springs-lunch at Murchy....onto rally site. Your thoughts?

[Subike]

I suggest ChCh riders meet up at the Peg at 8.45-leaving at 9, in order to catch up with scummy and co. Plan-Leave Chch-give finger to[Oops I meant wave!] to Dangerous and co[trapped in a cage]-refeul at culverdon-on to Springs-lunch at Murchy....onto rally site. Your thoughts?



This seems to be the starting of a bit of a plan, geee we actually are planning sumthin.
Its a bit later than I was planning to leave, but I can waylay my departure a tad I guess

[scumdog]

So a relaxed lunch stop at Murch would be the go for Friday?

It would go well with the firm leaving time of 9 to 10am from Hanmer for C.B (normajeane) and I.

We can lolligag around at Murch and let the stragglers catch up then.

And it's only about 100km from Murch to Lee Valley and 'KB Kamp Runnamuck'

[cruza]

well buggered if I'm leaving 8am in the morning fri......far better things to be doing at that time, on a morning off work:love:

whose keen on mid morning departure from shakesville?:shifty:

[neels]

well buggered if I'm leaving 8am in the morning fri......far better things to be doing at that time, on a morning off work:love:

whose keen on mid morning departure from shakesville?:shifty:
I could be keen for starting out at a more gentlemanly hour, although there would be the usual problem of trying to keep up with you :scooter:

That is assuming I can actually be arsed going in the first place, a bit short on enthusiasm at the moment....:yawn:

[Subike]

I could be keen for starting out at a more gentlemanly hour, although there would be the usual problem of trying to keep up with you :scooter:

That is assuming I can actually be arsed going in the first place, a bit short on enthusiasm at the moment....:yawn:

Just imagine Scummy and Shrek chasing chooks drunk......now that you gotta see.....

[cruza]

I could be keen for starting out at a more gentlemanly hour, although there would be the usual problem of trying to keep up with you :scooter:

That is assuming I can actually be arsed going in the first place, a bit short on enthusiasm at the moment....:yawn:

if its a nice day I'll be soaking in the views thru the lewis , and not going warp 9. You bringing the mrs? eddie just brought a bigger memory card for his camera......

[dangerous]

That is assuming I can actually be arsed going in the first place, a bit short on enthusiasm at the moment....:yawn:
OHHHHhhh.. man sounds like the rally is zakely what ya's need, besides A and G will be visiting us there, be a few disapointed peops if ya dont show.



well buggered if I'm leaving 8am in the morning fri......far better things to be doing at that time, on a morning off work:love:
whose keen on mid morning departure from shakesville?:shifty:FARK MAN... there is nothing 'beter' than getting loose on the bike early in the morning, BTW early is 4am, soft bloody truck drivers... pussies



Plan-Leave Chch-give finger to[Oops I meant wave!] to Dangerous and co[trapped in a cage]
now that be a handy time to alow the boomerdear in the rear to disinguage someones gears out the window...

[scumdog]

That is assuming I can actually be arsed going in the first place, a bit short on enthusiasm at the moment....:yawn:

Shoot - last KB rally you were one of the few to talk any sense - who will I talk to if you if you don't turn up??:eek5:

(Ducks for cover to avoid the non-sense talkers)

[Rashika]

Shoot - last KB rally you were one of the few to talk my kinda non- sense - who will I talk to if you if you don't turn up??:eek5:


you missed a couple of words there scummy...

[scumdog]

you missed a couple of words there scummy...

Anymore of THAT kinda talk and it's no snog for you missy...

[Rashika]

Anymore of THAT kinda talk and it's no snog for you missy...

nooooooooooooooooooo.... :eek5: I am so looking forward to my snog!

[SVboy]

now that be a handy time to alow the boomerdear in the rear to disinguage someones gears out the window

Oops-didnt think that one thru fully!! Soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo-8.45 at the Peg as an initial plan? As for Cruza being held up by romantic ideas......you will only be three minutes late mate! We will wait!!:innocent:

[dangerous]

.....you will only be three minutes late mate! We will wait!!:innocent:
fuck off...

[_Shrek_]

well buggered if I'm leaving 8am in the morning fri......far better things to be doing at that time, on a morning off work:love:

whose keen on mid morning departure from shakesville?:shifty:

so if I ring about 830ish you'll be up to ya elbows in.... if I remember the term right :whistle:

[dangerous]

so if I ring about 830ish you'll be up to ya elbows in.... if I remember the term right :whistle:Dont worry.. the open air and exhausted KB express will back up just nicely to his crib and bellow much sented black smoke just nicely through his bedroom window... I owe him.

[cruza]

so if I ring about 830ish you'll be up to ya elbows in.... if I remember the term right :whistle:

yep, but no phone in bedroom anymore :wings:....... so your shite out of luck.......even if it is to talk about hunting:shifty:

[cruza]

Dont worry.. the open air and exhausted KB express will back up just nicely to his crib and bellow much sented black smoke just nicely through his bedroom window... I owe him.

diesel smoke is viagra to a truckie.......

[chiefofthehill]

Not long to go now !!

:woohoo::woohoo::wari::wari::wari:too right HOT. now dont forget to bring a big hug for me, and will I be allowd to ride your new bike around the camp again?



That is assuming I can actually be arsed going in the first place, a bit short on enthusiasm at the moment....:yawn:but but uncle :no: how about if I give you my HOT hug? :yes: you will come with auntie yes?

[victorious]

8 days now....hehehehehehehehehehehe. that would be 6 days now 6 sleeps for you and... 17 sleeps for me :wings:


Oops-didnt think that one thru fully!! oh bother, I was looking forward to throughing something, guess it will have to be my toys from the cot every 30mins :shutup:

[helenoftroy]

I could be keen for starting out at a more gentlemanly hour, although there would be the usual problem of trying to keep up with you :scooter:

That is assuming I can actually be arsed going in the first place, a bit short on enthusiasm at the moment....:yawn:

Awwww come on buddy ! you know you'll have a blast:drinkup::Punk:

Know its hard but reckon you should come....mite be just what you need.....:yes:

[helenoftroy]

too right HOT. now dont forget to bring a big hug for me, and will I be allowd to ride your new bike around the camp again?

but but uncle :no: how about if I give you my HOT hug? :yes: you will come with auntie yes?

Absolutely gotta big hug for my favourite wee man:hug:

....& you can take the new bike for a wee cruise ! why not lol(as long as your dad behaves on it:scooter:) !:woohoo:

[chiefofthehill]

Absolutely gotta big hug for my favourite wee man:hug:

....& you can take the new bike for a wee cruise ! why not lol(as long as your dad behaves on it:scooter:) !:woohoo:

:o cool cant wait, don't suppose you were at home for that shake Picton had at 7 tonight, mum said she was thinking of ya.

[Daffyd]

nooooooooooooooooooo.... :eek5: I am so looking forward to my snog!

Never mind...you can always have a snog with me.....

[helenoftroy]

:o cool cant wait, don't suppose you were at home for that shake Picton had at 7 tonight, mum said she was thinking of ya.

Your mums a treasure !:first:

Yeah - had a fleeting "f.... no ! not two houses..." moment but just a minor rattle in the scheme of things

[dangerous]

Never mind...you can always have a snog with me.....Shes to old for you mate :bleh: hehehe, sorry couldet resist it :msn-wink:

[Daffyd]

Shes to old for you mate :bleh: hehehe, sorry couldet resist it :msn-wink:

Maybe, but ok for a practice run. :laugh:

[KZT]

Only 4 sleeps to go!!:clap:

And the weather is looking pretty good too!! :laugh:

Don't forget to take your fav tipple for the Shooters :niceone:

Genie!.....hope to be there about the same time as you......so happy to give you a hand with anything you need done:apint:

[victorious]

Only 4 sleeps to go!!:clap:
Don't forget to take your fav tipple for the Shooters :niceone:
:apint:
11 sleeps actually... and roger that re the shooters :wait:

[scumdog]

11 sleeps actually... and roger that re the shooters :wait:

Roger the shooters?

Who is going to roger the shooters?:devil2:

And will somebody shoot Roger?:confused:

[Genie]

Only 4 sleeps to go!!:clap:

And the weather is looking pretty good too!! :laugh:

Don't forget to take your fav tipple for the Shooters :niceone:

Genie!.....hope to be there about the same time as you......so happy to give you a hand with anything you need done:apint:

What time would that be exactly? I'm taking the car out about one and would love a ride back to get my bike? Not sure what I'm gonna do, can't be arsed go back and forth in ugly car.

[Roger]

YAWN.......
what a terrible F...ing flight down from auckland, last time i get on a flight with the ova 60's south auckland bowling club , dried up ol crumpets....
Well I'm here , hornby pad much the same , bike looks ok, He needs to put some fresh rubber on before the scoot north on fri.

Hi ya DD , long time no ......... well least we have the weekend aye:buggerd:
well better tuck in to the booze before the boss gets home from work, see ya all soon .
luv R

[KiwiPhoenix]

YAWN.......
what a terrible F...ing flight down from auckland, last time i get on a flight with the ova 60's south auckland bowling club , dried up ol crumpets....
Well I'm here , hornby pad much the same , bike looks ok, He needs to put some fresh rubber on before the scoot north on fri.

Hi ya DD , long time no ......... well least we have the weekend aye:buggerd:
well better tuck in to the booze before the boss gets home from work, see ya all soon .
luv R

So Roger are we going to be seeing you this weekend at the rally??

[Roger]

So Roger are we going to be seeing you this weekend at the rally??

most highly definitely probable!

hows your riding going? still hard to throw your leg over your mount?:D

[KiwiPhoenix]

most highly definitely probable!

hows your riding going? still hard to throw your leg over your mount?:D

Ahh Roger, how I've missed you!!! I got my full licence now, riding a big bad boy now!

[Roger]

So Roger are we going to be seeing you this weekend at the rally??
farking aye, and no 'swollowing' my tail this year girl :moon:

[KiwiPhoenix]

farking aye, and no 'swollowing' my tail this year girl :moon:

Damn! Although I do believe I wasn't the only one!!

[Roger]

Ahh Roger, how I've missed you!!! I got my full licence now, riding a big bad boy now!

heard you'd you had a new asian ride , with open pipe.....:wait:

[KiwiPhoenix]

heard you'd you had a new asian ride , with open pipe.....:wait:

Now you know I never kiss and tell!!

[neels]

What time would that be exactly? I'm taking the car out about one and would love a ride back to get my bike? Not sure what I'm gonna do, can't be arsed go back and forth in ugly car.
If you chuck your gear in the car I'm sure you'll find the back of someone's bike into town to pick yours up.

[geoffc]

Cheers all. Might be arriving lateish on Saturday afternoon but I am going to ride up! I see there are 30 signed up now. Ride over Arthur's & come back Lewis.:niceone:

[KZT]

What time would that be exactly? I'm taking the car out about one and would love a ride back to get my bike? Not sure what I'm gonna do, can't be arsed go back and forth in ugly car.

Hi Genie

Will be about 1pm then!
Yes no prob....bring your gear & I can give you a ride back to get your bike......we were going to go back out anyway to pick up some supplys etc:apint:

[Rashika]

Maybe, but ok for a practice run. :laugh:

gee thanks <_<

looking forward to the get together, maybe not so much the trip up there remembering last time, aint kids FUN to travel with?! Hopefully less screaming this time round

[Daffyd]

They sure are... wait til you have five. Then you'll really know what it's like! :no:

[Rashika]

They sure are... wait til you have five. Then you'll really know what it's like! :no:

haha... Dangerous will be freaking when he reads THAT post! :laugh::laugh::laugh:

[Genie]

gee thanks <_<

looking forward to the get together, maybe not so much the trip up there remembering last time, aint kids FUN to travel with?! Hopefully less screaming this time round

Have you heard of phenergan? Mind you, being D's kids it would most likely send them off the wall. Feed them up before you leave and hopefully they sleep most of the way. I have found that my ipod is great for blocking out unwanted noises.:msn-wink:

[Rashika]

yeap hopefully littlest will sleep for a bit, but we will just have to stop a few times I think, we'll get there! :msn-wink:

[sels1]

Ducks not lining up this year so looks like wont be making it. At least I'm in the S.I tho, at Chch Aport on route to Invergiggle.
Say hello to Roger for me.:msn-wink:

[victorious]

haha... Dangerous will be freaking when he reads THAT post! :laugh::laugh::laugh:cool.. a sister :baby:

[scumdog]

cool.. a sister :baby:

Or maybe twin sisters?

Twin red-head sisters?:shutup::whistle:

[chiefofthehill]

aint kids FUN to travel with?! Hopefully less screaming this time roundI reckon, man what a racket that was :rolleyes:

[shafty]

Ducks not lining up this year so looks like wont be making it. At least I'm in the S.I tho, at Chch Aport on route to Invergiggle.
Say hello to Roger for me.:msn-wink:

Bugger Sels, a beer wouldve been good!

Leaving the King Country tomorra, crossing Thursday, should be good, correction, will be great :eek:

Who else from up this way is going and what do you ride? (so as to keep an eye out for ya)

(PS Stones Green Ginger Wine anyone?)

[Rashika]

(PS Stones Green Ginger Wine anyone?)
errrrr no... too many bad memories of that stuff! Buell babe would remember that one :laugh: not that she helped me clean up the mess.

[scumdog]

Who else from up this way is going and what do you ride? (so as to keep an eye out for ya)

(PS Stones Green Ginger Wine anyone?)

Steady, we don't want TOO many Norfeyeland riff-raff at KB Kamp Runamuck.

(But copious amounts of Stones as koha might get you accepted...:msn-wink:)

[shafty]

(But copious amounts of Stones as koha might get you accepted...:msn-wink:)

PHEW Acceptance! :laugh:

[1billyboy]

PHEW Acceptance! :laugh:

They are not to bad once you get to Know them after a few:apint:

[Genie]

Bugger Sels, a beer wouldve been good!

Leaving the King Country tomorra, crossing Thursday, should be good, correction, will be great :eek:

Who else from up this way is going and what do you ride? (so as to keep an eye out for ya)

(PS Stones Green Ginger Wine anyone?)

The weather is clearing for you....:clap:

I think that Gobln and Doc are from over that island, not sure what day they swimming over though.

See you Friday night and you can leave that poison at the bottle store.

[dangerous]

Who else from up this way is going and what do you ride? (so as to keep an eye out for ya)
DOC will be on a old HOG or a MV and Goblin a early 90's CBR600


I reckon, man what a racket that was :rolleyes:
says he with the lungs from hell


cool.. a sister :baby:FARK no... :thud:

[JATZ]

Sooo..... what time is lunch at the pissed penguin ? :scratch: and is anyone else keen on going "off piste" :msn-wink: while over in the bay ? Been a bit wet lately, so it should be good and muddy/slippery :headbang:

[Mr Triple]

The days are running out for me to sort a bike out before Friday.... Fingers crossed and toes
May have to to stick me thumb out lol but I will get there!!!

[_Shrek_]

The days are running out for me to sort a bike out before Friday.... Fingers crossed and toes
May have to to stick me thumb out lol but I will get there!!!

you need some thing reliable... buy my beammer :rolleyes:................... :not:

or you could try getting a lift off the gaytonna :whistle:

[doc]

The weather is clearing for you....:clap:

I think that Gobln and Doc are from over that island.

:brick: That Island is called the Mainland.

[Mr Triple]

you need some thing reliable... buy my beammer :rolleyes:................... :not:

or you could try getting a lift off the gaytonna :whistle:



Haa... It never let me down, so never unreliable... just burnt some oil Shrek :)


More like I let it down hahaha.... :oi-grr: See ya there Shrek :yes:

[scumdog]

:brick: That Island is called the Mainland.

That place up north isn't the Mainland - it smells funny and the people talk funny...."Au, I arks you eh!":crazy:

[_Shrek_]

:brick: That Island is called the Mainland.

:argh: well ifya stopped banging ya head you wouldn't be so confused about which is the Mainland & which is tha other Island!!!
:facepalm: norfies




1 :zzzz: then on the road :Punk:

[cruza]

rainy chch day in the garage , mmm fresh mobil 1 in the trumpy, ryans push bike in a million bits...... Adjust trumpy drive chain.....ryan started pulling lawnmower to bits:facepalm:

Think I should call it quits before he wants to start on my last running motorbike i have for the weekend:sweatdrop

[Roger]

rainy chch day in the garage , mmm fresh mobil 1 in the trumpy, ryans push bike in a million bits...... Adjust trumpy drive chain.....ryan started pulling lawnmower to bits:facepalm:

Think I should call it quits before he wants to start on my last running motorbike i have for the weekend:sweatdrop

Remember my rocket needs some fresh castrol 50 too , and don't be shy on the nugget for the cracks in me tires either:motu:

[Roger]

good ya taking the bike, I was thinking you may have been driving like a lot of others are... Donna, theres no excuse the new 'friend' has his own bike to ya know... slackers.

Aye ...what the , huh.... she was.... geez you turn your back for ....... well i never..... and I thought she was a hard core biker:facepalm:

[_Shrek_]

Aye ...what the , huh.... she was.... geez you turn your back for ....... well i never..... and I thought she was a hard core biker:facepalm:

you know it Roger!!! pussies thats what they are, :shifty: almost as bad as show'n up on a hondadavidson :corn:

[KiwiPhoenix]

good ya taking the bike, I was thinking you may have been driving like a lot of others are... Donna, theres no excuse the new 'friend' has his own bike to ya know... slackers.

I don't think the fracture in my knee would be so thankful if I took the bike!! Doctors orders, to stay off the bike till the end of January or I could run the risk of it becoming displaced which would involve surgery and even longer off the bike!

[KiwiPhoenix]

Aye ...what the , huh.... she was.... geez you turn your back for ....... well i never..... and I thought she was a hard core biker:facepalm:

No one will ever take your place sexy guy!

[scumdog]

you know it Roger!!! pussies thats what they are, :shifty: almost as bad as show'n up on a hondadavidson :corn:

Whew, for a second I thought you were meaning me'n'CB!:eek5:

[dangerous]

I don't think the fracture in my knee would be so thankful if I took the bike!! Doctors orders, to stay off the bike till the end of January or I could run the risk of it becoming displaced which would involve surgery and even longer off the bike!

wadya do to it... spend to much time on them :shit: :chase:

[KiwiPhoenix]

wadya do to it... spend to much time on them :shit: :chase:

:rofl: :shutup: Dropped the bike on my leg and fractured the tibia plateau in 2 places. Got crutches and everything!

[FJRider]

... and I thought she was a hard core biker:facepalm:

Say's he with the pink shirt and pants ... ;)

[_Shrek_]

Whew, for a second I thought you were meaning me'n'CB!:eek5:

no scummy that would be suzukidavidson :blink:

[_Shrek_]

:rofl: :shutup: Dropped the bike on my leg and fractured the tibia plateau in 2 places. Got crutches and everything!

be thank full it was not ya ankle as well, & a fairly good reason for not :ride: up

[Mrs Shrek]

Stones Green Ginger Wine anyone?

:yes: :yes: :yes: :love: :yes: :yes: :yes:

[miSTa]

you need some thing reliable... buy my beammer :rolleyes:................... :not:

or you could try getting a lift off the gaytonna :whistle:
Didn't you ring me up in last couple of weeks and tell me your bike had broken down? Something about being stranded in the middle of nowhere...:motu:


:brick: That Island is called the Mainland.
Sunshine, I thought you had got over that when we made you a honorary SI Kb'er? Seems you need to be re-educated again...old people are such hard work.

[_Shrek_]

Didn't you ring me up in last couple of weeks and tell me your bike had broken down? Something about being stranded in the middle of nowhere...:motu:

:scratch: have no idea what ya on about!!! the joy of being classed in the old people range :whistle:

[1billyboy]

You all have a good time.:drinknsin:drinkup::puke:
Look out for Roger. I am sure he will roger someone again.:buggerd: