Give it a good whack...

[specter]

so after my fridge fucked out during the night, and exhausted all options to fix it (mate of mine is a fridge person thingy, and confirmed its fucked) i gave it a few good whacks, she starts up good as new..... and yes i did act like fonzie and said "aeeeeeeeeee"

give us your stories

[FJRider]

must have been the "whodakie" that was playing up ... :sunny:

[specter]

yes, that or a flange of some description

[sil3nt]

So much for that fridge mate of yours.

[unstuck]

Tried everything to get it going,gave up and threw it at the digger and its still going fine.:yes:

[specter]

i love my cellphone, has been drowned, stabbed, bashed, thrown at numerous objects/ people, used as a beer opener, and still works fine! good ol $70 dollar phones

[FJRider]

I had computer probs a few years back ... so in rage ... I biffed it out the 3rd floor window ...

After it landed ... I checked it out ...

YEP ... it WAS fucked ... :innocent:

[specter]

well that was an anti climax?
im hoping it was a sex,drugs, and rock'n'roll party incident?

[FJRider]

well that was an anti climax?
im hoping it was a sex,drugs, and rock'n'roll party incident?

I WISH ... :facepalm:

[unstuck]

I had computer probs a few years back ... so in rage ... I biffed it out the 3rd floor window ...

After it landed ... I checked it out ...

YEP ... it WAS fucked ... :innocent:

That made me laugh like fuck.:killingme:niceone:

[jaffaonajappa]

I use this technique on my 12 year old son - who happens to be taller than me already the lil Punk.
Find it works a treat.

[ducatilover]

I heard of a guy throwing his Suzuki at a cliff to make it look better.

[huff3r]

We use that trick on the aircon at work all the time. Shame the aircon doesnt actually work, it just shows you exactly how hot it is, ad how much power it is wasting keeping the room at an uninhabitable high temperature.

[jaffaonajappa]

I heard of a guy throwing his Suzuki at a cliff to make it look better.

Did it work?

And...ive never seen a Honda thrown at a cliff. Heard of em being thrown Off them tho....
:bye:

[ducatilover]

Did it work?

And...ive never seen a Honda thrown at a cliff. Heard of em being thrown Off them tho....
:bye:
It did, thing has some sweet fairings now :love:

Why would you throw a Honda off a cliff? It never breaks down and you can pick up boys with them!

[UberRhys]

I had computer probs a few years back ... so in rage ... I biffed it out the 3rd floor window ...

After it landed ... I checked it out ...

YEP ... it WAS fucked ... :innocent:




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[specter]

I heard of a guy throwing his Suzuki at a cliff to make it look better.

i was trying to proove a point


Did it work?

im sorry to admit, i probably caused the chch earthquake... sorry guys, but gsxr's are really powerful


It did, thing has some sweet fairings now :love:

cheers, just need to finish it off now..... where the hell do you get this money stuff from?

[ducatilover]

i was trying to proove a point






cheers, just need to finish it off now..... where the hell do you get this money stuff from?
Money? I'm a student :facepalm: Can't get a job to suit my student hours. So John Key gives me money..... I'm as broke as all fuck, yet I still own two bikes :innocent:

[FJRider]

Did it work?

And...ive never seen a Honda thrown at a cliff. Heard of em being thrown Off them tho....
:bye:

They go faster when you throw them OFF a cliff ... they stop pretty quick too ... :innocent:

[ynot slow]

I had computer probs a few years back ... so in rage ... I biffed it out the 3rd floor window ...

After it landed ... I checked it out ...

YEP ... it WAS fucked ... :innocent:


That made me laugh like fuck.:killingme:niceone:

Nearly pissed myself,we decided to chuck empty cans from the Richmond hotel(hope thats its name)in Nelson from 6th floor,seems odd that people thought we were chucking at them,nope just aiming at a manhole.The bed wouldn't fit,seems if 3 guys do a flying banzai onto the single bed they collapse,and consierge wasn't happy.

[specter]

Nearly pissed myself,we decided to chuck empty cans from the Richmond hotel(hope thats its name)in Nelson from 6th floor,seems odd that people thought we were chucking at them,nope just aiming at a manhole.The bed wouldn't fit,seems if 3 guys do a flying banzai onto the single bed they collapse,and consierge wasn't happy.

only in nelson eh? :clap:

[Batcerb]

Ive seen plenty of misbehaving welding machines get boots to sort them out.

Seen it work once

[slofox]

I had a computer that had huge dents in the side panel...the dude asked me how it happened...I said...

"Percussive maintenance". :whistle:

[Usarka]

I walked into a room with some friends, and said 'let their be light' as I flicked the switch. Pop- the bulb exploded.

Sorry god! :shit:

[Reido]

My xbox 360 controller the other night.
Had a couple mates around to play xbox, my wireless controller decided to fuck out.
So I went outside and dropped it off the deck onto the drive way.

The look on their faces when I chucked it to them and said "working now" was great.

It broke again 20 mins later >_>

[ynot slow]

I had a computer that had huge dents in the side panel...the dude asked me how it happened...I said...

"Percussive maintenance". :whistle:

Mine was "it said hit any key,so I used a bloody hammer"

[marty]

I WISH ... :facepalm:

An anti-climax? Is that when you go soft before orgasm?

[marty]

Nearly pissed myself,we decided to chuck empty cans from the Richmond hotel(hope thats its name)in Nelson from 6th floor,seems odd that people thought we were chucking at them,nope just aiming at a manhole.The bed wouldn't fit,seems if 3 guys do a flying banzai onto the single bed they collapse,and consierge wasn't happy.

and 3 guys were trying to fit into a single bed because......

[specter]

An anti-climax? Is that when you go soft before orgasm?

i wouldnt know what that feels like?

[Oblivion]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_cD71AEuzG7g/SrnhydXdN5I/AAAAAAAACug/_6u5eckpXJE/s320/can-we-fix-it.jpg

I believe that this applies here :rofl:

[ynot slow]

and 3 guys were trying to fit into a single bed because......

Because it was there?We had drunk a fair bit,then added the spirits from mini bars(2 rooms)into a jug and the bed was asking to be beaten.Seems the guys involved liked wrestling on tv,hawiian body splash springs to mind.

[unstuck]

Nearly pissed myself,we decided to chuck empty cans from the Richmond hotel(hope thats its name)in Nelson from 6th floor,seems odd that people thought we were chucking at them,nope just aiming at a manhole.The bed wouldn't fit,seems if 3 guys do a flying banzai onto the single bed they collapse,and consierge wasn't happy.

Wasnt a slippery man hole was it?:blink:

[tigertim20]

so after my fridge fucked out during the night, and exhausted all options to fix it (mate of mine is a fridge person thingy, and confirmed its fucked) i gave it a few good whacks, she starts up good as new..... and yes i did act like fonzie and said "aeeeeeeeeee"

give us your stories

Hired this asian hooker once, halfway through I wanna change things up a bit, and she says she doesnt do anal, lucky i still had me boots on . . . . .

[DrunkenMistake]

I used to have this chick a while back, used to complain everytime we had sex,

Figured the best way to fix the problem was to hit her harder in the head.
Definitely shut her up..
I guess its similar to your fridge problem.

[tigertim20]

I used to have this chick a while back, used to complain everytime we had sex,

Figured the best way to fix the problem was to hit her harder in the head.
Definitely shut her up..
I guess its similar to your fridge problem.

lock them in the boot of the car for a few hours. give 'em a chance to 'think about what theyve done'

[DrunkenMistake]

lock them in the boot of the car for a few hours. give 'em a chance to 'think about what theyve done'


Would have helped if I wasnt wearing a balaclava.

[Oblivion]

lock them in the boot of the car for a few hours. give 'em a chance to 'think about what theyve done'

If you put a dog in there with her, when you open it who'd ya think would be happy to see ya? :innocent:

[FJRider]

An anti-climax? Is that when you go soft before orgasm?

Sort of ... it's when you have to go ... before you come ... :shit:

[unstuck]

After seeing all those lovely rock chicks on the poker run yesterday.:yes: