Warning to motorcyclists

[unstuck]

Police around the country will be giving tickets to riders who break the law. You have been warned, so if in fact you do break the law, you forfeit your right to :crybaby: like a little baby when caught.:bleh::bleh::bleh:

[Owl]

Wow, thanks for that worthless bit of info.:rolleyes:

[unstuck]

Wow, thanks for that worthless bit of info.:rolleyes:

Your welcome:yes:

[Usarka]

According to the people in the abortion thread it's entirely legit to complain about laws that you don't agree with.

So :bleh:

[Grubber]

Hmmmm.....and?????

[Latte]

Hmmmm.....and?????

Yeah that's his point...

[Grubber]

Yeah that's his point...

And that point is????
This is what they do anyway. Don't we know that already?

[oneofsix]

And that point is????
This is what they do anyway. Don't we know that already?

that they are targeting motorcyclists and its about revenue gathering and not road safety :yes: ?

[Latte]

And that point is????
This is what they do anyway. Don't we know that already?

*sigh* He's having a sarcastic dig at all the people that whine about being caught... it's only slightly obvious. Some people take a while to warm up in the morning eh?

[Genie]

Really?

I've always lived with the assumption that I can do whatever I want, where-ever and with whomever I want and no-one would give me a ticket or punish me in any way.

I think you've been anal probed by them aliens.:sick:

[Str8 Jacket]

Motorcylists should also beware of other road users, especially those that insist on wearing lycra, fluro vests and women, especially women. Women should be avoided at all costs and don't even get me started on the ethnic peoples.

[oneofsix]

Really?

I've always lived with the assumption that I can do whatever I want, where-ever and with whomever I want and no-one would give me a ticket or punish me in any way.

I think you've been anal probed by them aliens.:sick:

Are you saying you only get punished if you've been anal probed by aliens? Does that imply that the police are aliens and are the one anal probing peoples?

[Latte]

Motorcylists should also beware of other road users, especially those that insist on wearing lycra, fluro vests and women, especially women. Women should be avoided at all costs and don't even get me started on the ethnic peoples.


Being quite naive - how does one wear a woman? .... details please ;)

[Genie]

Are you saying you only get punished if you've been anal probed by aliens? Does that imply that the police are aliens and are the one anal probing peoples?

Anal probing is a punishment??? I didn't know that.

[oneofsix]

Anal probing is a punishment??? I didn't know that.

rumour is some people like being punished and others enjoy a good probing.

[Str8 Jacket]

Being quite naive - how does one wear a woman? .... details please ;)

I see you own a honda. It may have clouded your judgement. I don't mind if you'd prefer to be "wearing a man". This site is for "all NZ motorcyclists" afterall!

[Genie]

Being quite naive - how does one wear a woman? .... details please ;)

I have a feeling it's when you find a naked one and she drapes herself all over your body....not seen it in public before but apparently it's true. (Warning the donning of this type of garment can cause an erection in some men, not just motorcycle riding ones.)

[oneofsix]

I have a feeling it's when you find a naked one and she drapes herself all over your body....not seen it in public before but apparently it's true. (Warning the donning of this type of garment can cause an erection in some men, not just motorcycle riding ones.)

:yes: a good erection helps when wearing a woman. But as pointed out this was a Honda rider that originally asked so wearing a man or an anal probe could be more appropriate.

[Latte]

I see you own a honda. It may have clouded your judgement. I don't mind if you'd prefer to be "wearing a man". This site is for "all NZ motorcyclists" afterall!

I left myself "wide open" for that one didn't I... :facepalm:


... for sale , 1 honda, free

[Swoop]

Police around the country will be giving tickets to riders who break the law. You have been warned
They have been doing that for years. HTFU and get over it.

[Genie]

:yes: a good erection helps when wearing a woman. But as pointed out this was a Honda rider that originally asked so wearing a man or an anal probe could be more appropriate.

How did I miss that....damnthose Honda riders are sneaky buggers!

[oneofsix]

How did I miss that....damnthose Honda riders are sneaky buggers!

At least there seems to be agreement that they are buggers :shutup:

[unstuck]

They have been doing that for years. HTFU and get over it.

WHOOOOSH.:killingme:killingme:killingme:clap::clap ::first:

[Swoop]

WOOOOSH.:killingme:killingme:killingme:clap::clap: :first:
With the three alternative approaches to your opening post, I thought that would be the more entertaining!:woohoo:

[avgas]

.......meanwhile somewhere in NZ a house is being burgled and its owners raped........

[Genie]

you're not wrong, mate just had his home done over and the worst thing was they stole mostly stuff from his sons bedroom! Like how low is that to steal the toys from an eight year old boy!!!

[DrunkenMistake]

.......meanwhile somewhere in NZ a house is being burgled and its owners raped........

Another Dig at a honda rider?..
:laugh::laugh:

Just remind me here,
Police are.. Ticketing Drivers.. Who... Break the law?..
:Police::tugger::buggerd::cry:

[Genie]

Another Dig at a honda rider?..
:laugh::laugh:

Just remind me here,
Police are.. Ticketing people.. Who... Break the law?..
:Police::tugger::buggerd::cry:

but, only when they catch them.

[oneofsix]

Another Dig at a honda rider?..
:laugh::laugh:

Just remind me here,
Police are.. Ticketing people.. Who... Break the law?..
:Police::tugger::buggerd::cry:

No the thread is specifically aimed at motorcyclists and the OP specifically says riders. It is therefore a warning about a targeted campaign against motorcyclists not lawbreakers

[Big Dave]

Yes yes, but whose fault is it??????

[Latte]

Katman, Waving, Big Bird for MNZ President.


/End Thread

[oneofsix]

Yes yes, but whose fault is it??????

It's all unstuck's fault :yes:

[Genie]

No, no, no, it's Dave's fault. It has always been Dave's fault for as long as I can remember and it always will be Dave's fault. Bring back stoning!

[Str8 Jacket]

No, no, no, it's Dave's fault. It has always been Dave's fault for as long as I can remember and it always will be Dave's fault. Bring back stoning!

Getting stoned is also illegal - warning to all stoners.

[Genie]

Getting stoned is also illegal - warning to all stoners.

Shit! Well that just sucks!

[Latte]

Getting stoned is also illegal - warning to all stoners.

Gee, he punches one guy in the arm, and gets the death penalty... Vale would have gotten away with it.

[avgas]

Police are.. Ticketing people.. Who... Break the law?..
Good point.
We clearly need the following:
- Rape tickets....say $5K
- Theft tickets.....say $5K
- Murder tickets......say $20K

That way it will financially viable for the cops to do their actual job.

[DrunkenMistake]

Another Dig at a honda rider?..
:laugh::laugh:

Just remind me here,
Police are.. Ticketing Drivers.. Who... Break the law?..
:Police::tugger::buggerd::cry:

There ya go, I fixed it so you dont over read it again.
:facepalm::facepalm:

[oneofsix]

Good point.
We clearly need the following:
- Rape tickets....say $5K
- Theft tickets.....say $5K
- Murder tickets......say $20K

That way it will financially viable for the cops to do their actual job.

victim reparation charges added to each conviction aren't they.

[avgas]

victim reparation charges added to each conviction aren't they.
Yeah but none of that goes to the govt/cops.
Where is the incentive for the cops to hunt down the bad guys?

[Big Dave]

Dave's not here man.

[unstuck]

:killingme:killingme:killingme:2thumbsup:corn:

[Banditbandit]

you're not wrong, mate just had his home done over and the worst thing was they stole mostly stuff from his sons bedroom! Like how low is that to steal the toys from an eight year old boy!!!

Musta been sum white fulla's kid had a birthday ...

[unstuck]

And to the one who gave me a red for starting this thread.:bleh::finger::tugger:
Obviously a wanker who takes life to seriously.:yes:

[Str8 Jacket]

And to the one who gave me a red for starting this thread.:bleh::finger::tugger:


Oh, how exciting - looks like you really enjoyed it! Want ahnother one? ;)

[Banditbandit]

And to the one who gave me a red for starting this thread.:bleh::finger::tugger:
Obviously a wanker who takes life to seriously.:yes:

Yeah ... It's hard to take life seriously when you live in Gore and roll y're rrrrs ....

Just don't roll your arse around Honda riders ...

[unstuck]

Yeah ... It's hard to take life seriously when you live in Gore and roll y're rrrrs ....

Just don't roll your arse around Honda riders ...

True that.So i should watch my arse around myself??:blink:

[unstuck]

Oh, how exciting - looks like you really enjoyed it! Want ahnother one? ;)

Dont really care to tell you the truth. Must of hit a nerve with some whiney little bitch though i suppose.:laugh::laugh::bleh:

[oneofsix]

Yeah but none of that goes to the govt/cops.
Where is the incentive for the cops to hunt down the bad guys?

Really? are you sure? It all goes in a slush fund, not directly to the victim, so are you really sure there isn't a govt skim? :blink:

[mashman]

is it national non-speeding day again? whew time flies... it feels like that was just yesterday.