Lynx let down!

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Was brousing though the shelves in my local supermarket today minding my own business and spyed the latest of the lynx range, "excite" !

Well i gots to say it lives up to its name lol, boy did i get excited, so much so i grabbed an aerosol can and started letting loose !!!

After waiting a few seconds i thought Ahah! They can't scent it in here due to the air con (not just a pretty face)
So i rushed outside and ripped my shirt off and then let rip !!!
Thats when they showed up, i mean fuck !!! Them security guards sure aint no angels !


Damn it, not even a fuckin feather !!

[DrunkenMistake]

Was brousing though the shelves in my local supermarket today minding my own business and spyed the latest of the lynx range, "excite" !

Well i gots to say it lives up to its name lol, boy did i get excited, so much so i grabbed an aerosol can and started letting loose !!!

After waiting a few seconds i thought Ahah! They can't scent it in here due to the air con (not just a pretty face)
So i rushed outside and ripped my shirt off and then let rip !!!
Thats when they showed up, i mean fuck !!! Them security guards sure aint no angels !


Damn it, not even a fuckin feather !!
So you stole a can of deodorant?

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So you stole a can of deodorant?

Don't tell on me aye !!

[DrunkenMistake]

Don't tell on me aye !!

Wouldnt surprise me, some of the shit people nick is just stupid, someone stole a 69cent light bulb the other day at work, you would think they would nick the decent light bulb instead .. haha

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Wouldnt surprise me, some of the shit people nick is just stupid, someone stole a 69cent light bulb the other day at work, you would think they would nick the decent light bulb instead .. haha

I wouldn't do that in your shop bro, i aint that stupid !

[Marmoot]

He's doing it wrong. Try it in a gay bar.

[Hitcher]

And, despite what Hollywood may want you to believe, there's no such thing as a female angel. Read a bible if you don't believe me.

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And, despite what Hollywood may want you to believe, there's no such thing as a female angel. Read a bible if you don't believe me.Sure that was made in Wellywood Hitch !
Got given one once, was young though hmmmm about 6 i think.
Was on holliday at a Taupo motorcamp with my parents and saw a group gathering near the shore, so whats a curious young fella to do but check it out.

Only had to say a few words after this fella and woohoo, he gave me a book !

Shame it was a fiction though !

Still don't remember seeing feathers !!!!

[DrunkenMistake]

And, despite what Hollywood may want you to believe, there's no such thing as a female angel. Read a bible if you don't believe me.

Angels are mentioned 273 times in the Bible
Psalm 89:6 (King James Version)
For who in the heaven can be compared unto the LORD? who among the sons of the mighty can be likened unto the LORD?

(Referring to angels 'the sons of the mighty')

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Angels are mentioned 273 times in the Bible
Psalm 89:6 (King James Version)
For who in the heaven can be compared unto the LORD? who among the sons of the mighty can be likened unto the LORD?

(Referring to angels 'the sons of the mighty')

You don't drink do you ?

[DrunkenMistake]

You don't drink do you ?

Funnily enough, that is the ONLY thing I can remember from bible studies at primary school Lmao,

Fuck that shit in the ass.