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White trash
30th June 2005, 18:11
In the mail for me at work the other day was a really cool gift from someone annonomous.

It's fucken grouse, I'm stoked but I would really like to thank the person responsible personally. If you're shy, PM me.

Once you've come forward, I'll post the pics. I'm stoked, but I'm stumped.

Thanks "Someone".
Sensei
30th June 2005, 20:55
Shit Jimmy i'll say its me just to find out what it is :whistle:
toads
30th June 2005, 21:15
yeh me too, come on what is it?????
sels1
30th June 2005, 21:22
It wasnt me.


Anyway, haven't you left yet?
badlieutenant
30th June 2005, 21:24
we could play quess the preezy?
vibrator for your neck with three speeds and a attachable thumb :devil2:
go on tell us........
Kickaha
30th June 2005, 21:27
In the mail for me at work the other day was a really cool gift from someone annonomous.

It's fucken grouse, I'm stoked but I would really like to thank the person responsible personally. If you're shy, PM me.

Once you've come forward, I'll post the pics. I'm stoked, but I'm stumped.

Thanks "Someone".


So they sent you an R1? :rofl:
Sparky Bills
30th June 2005, 23:04
So they sent you an R1? :rofl:


Why on earth would someone do such a thing!
Poor R1! :rofl:
MSTRS
1st July 2005, 08:59
Aw shucks WT - don't mention it. After all, it was the least I could do to thank you forselling me the new K5 1000 with all the goodies for under 10k :devil2:
v.ros`
1st July 2005, 09:00
are you sure you didnt buy something from ebay ?
:)
Timber020
1st July 2005, 09:12
No worries WT, took a long time to make a fully functional harley sportster out of butter but I think it worked out well. The secret of keeping it shiny is lots of licking. Turned out that its acually faster to. (more cow than hog you see) :whistle:
bugjuice
1st July 2005, 09:13
I reckon a horses head.
ManDownUnder
1st July 2005, 09:16
wasn't me - I'm far too tight :rofl:

Cheap too!

[edit] but NOT (very) easy!
scumdog
1st July 2005, 10:49
Ya got 28 days to pay it - and don't forget the 50 demerits! :rofl: :whistle:
White trash
1st July 2005, 11:20
Bunch of funny cunts eh? No surprises here
vifferman
1st July 2005, 11:24
Thanx.

BTW - your thingie still says Woolington. You might have to change that, or is it an indication that you don't intend to stay in D'Auckland? You just relaised you don't have to be a D'Auck to live here, but it helps? :spudwhat:
ManDownUnder
1st July 2005, 11:34
Thanx.

BTW - your thingie still says Woolington.

Hope it's not tatooed on your thingie... it'd be blardy painful to put on... and imagine the laser removal treatment...

:no:
DingDong
1st July 2005, 13:06
was it a new JAFFA? :devil2:
bugjuice
1st July 2005, 13:37
Hope it's not tatooed on your thingie... it'd be blardy painful to put on... and imagine the laser removal treatment...

:no:
think when it's soft, it says 'Woolon'? or just 'Woo'?
Drew
1st July 2005, 13:48
Hope it's not tatooed on your thingie... it'd be blardy painful to put on... and imagine the laser removal treatment...

:no:

Not possible to get a laser beam that narrow mate, it's there to stay! :yes:
placidfemme
1st July 2005, 14:05
Not possible to get a laser beam that narrow mate, it's there to stay! :yes:

lol

*waits to see what the pressie is*
monkey99
1st July 2005, 14:11
:2thumbsup I'm guessin it was a ticket for a "table of five" ...or a porno mag..featuring Zukis hehe :Pokey: ...c'mon tell..watcha get :ride:
Kickaha
1st July 2005, 18:10
Why on earth would someone do such a thing!
Poor R1! :rofl:

They wanted him to have a chance to ride a decent bike for a change :whistle:
Wolf
1st July 2005, 23:28
Not possible to get a laser beam that narrow mate, it's there to stay! :yes:
Didn't think you could get a tattooing needle that narrow, either - or a tattooist with a steady enough aim :devil2:
Joni
1st July 2005, 23:44
I heard you look good in white Jim.... :whistle:
Drew
2nd July 2005, 11:32
I heard you look good in white Jim.... :whistle:
Very cryptic, perhaps we should start hounding you, as to the what the gift might be?
Drew
2nd July 2005, 11:34
Didn't think you could get a tattooing needle that narrow, either - or a tattooist with a steady enough aim :devil2:
Methinks there are far too many guys on this forum, who have an intimate knowledge of jimmys dick. I was making a joke, but you have all gone too far!
I will now be forced to start rumors regarding the sexual orientation of all who carried it on. :rofl:
placidfemme
2nd July 2005, 11:45
Methinks there are far too many guys on this forum, who have an intimate knowledge of jimmys dick. I was making a joke, but you have all gone too far!
I will now be forced to start rumors regarding the sexual orientation of all who carried it on. :rofl:

lol notice how no-one has replyed since you said that :rofl:
Joni
2nd July 2005, 11:52
Very cryptic, perhaps we should start hounding you, as to the what the gift might be?
Cryptic...me?.... never :innocent:
Drew
2nd July 2005, 12:15
Cryptic...me?.... never :innocent:
Sarcastic and cryptic, how very unlike a woman. :rofl:
Bonez
2nd July 2005, 18:51
Thanks "Someone".Aliens did it :clap:
thehollowmen
2nd July 2005, 19:00
Methinks there are far too many guys on this forum, who have an intimate knowledge of jimmys dick. I was making a joke, but you have all gone too far!
I will now be forced to start rumors regarding the sexual orientation of all who carried it on. :rofl:

OH oh oh rumours? about me?
Tell me a story pops :-P
Drew
3rd July 2005, 11:43
OH oh oh rumours? about me?
Tell me a story pops :-P
Let me think... There once was a man from Nantukit.... Methinks not appropriate, ah, Here's one.
When White trash moved to Dunedin, some years back, a rumor was floated, as part of a social experiment, to see if gay men really did score more women. The outcome of this highly sophisticated experiment, was indeed interesting and disturbing!
I will let Jimmy fill in the blanks, if he has the balls that is. :devil2:
zadok
3rd July 2005, 11:49
Animal, mineral or vegetable? Bigger than a bread-box?
Intriguing. <_<
Kickaha
3rd July 2005, 12:03
I heard you look good in white Jim.... :whistle:

Surely not just plain white though you'd have to have some sort of logo on it

Now this is just a guess right off the top of my head but does it look anything like this :whistle:
Wolf
3rd July 2005, 14:37
Yesterday 11:34
Methinks there are far too many guys on this forum, who have an intimate knowledge of jimmys dick. I was making a joke, but you have all gone too far!
I will now be forced to start rumors regarding the sexual orientation of all who carried it on. :rofl:
No, I was making an observation based on the size of a tattooists needle compared with the finest available laserbeam in light of your assessment. It was not an indication of personal experience or sexual orientation - sorry, you got all excited for nothing :devil2:

:rofl:


Yesterday 11:45
lol notice how no-one has replyed since you said that :rofl:
Too quick you were, placidfemme, next time give me more than 11 minutes to respond - 41-year-old's reactions and all that. :rofl:

Now, what's the farking gift? I'm out of my mind with suspense...

Or is this one of those "How do you keep a wanker in suspense?" jokes?
dangerous
3rd July 2005, 17:59
Surely not just plain white though you'd have to have some sort of logo on it

Now this is just a guess right off the top of my head but does it look anything like this :whistle:
You know................. I think you might be on to something there Kick, maybe, just maybe WT has a secret admirer, hope they know that WT is straight :nya: nice pressie..... just needs the KB logo on the back now :clap:
Riff Raff
3rd July 2005, 19:00
You know................. I think you might be on to something there Kick, maybe, just maybe WT has a secret admirer, hope they know that WT is straight :nya: nice pressie..... just needs the KB logo on the back now :clap:
It appears that he has - and a southern man at that!!!!!!!!