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slofox
4th June 2011, 18:56
I just moved house and thought I should update my electoral roll details.

Got a letter today asking for a signature to new details.

Signed by a lady called Joy Rear.

And I thought "just as well her parents didn't call her Di..."
c4.
4th June 2011, 19:09
I just moved house and thought I should update my electoral roll details.

Got a letter today asking for a signature to new details.

Signed by a lady called Joy Rear.

And I thought "just as well her parents didn't call her Di..."

or entha:facepalm:
Latte
4th June 2011, 19:50
Guy at work got his bike pinched, and one of the people he was dealing with was called Ami, but the insurance company wasn't.
Shadows
4th June 2011, 23:04
I just moved house and thought I should update my electoral roll details.

Got a letter today asking for a signature to new details.

Signed by a lady called Joy Rear.

And I thought "just as well her parents didn't call her Di..."

Spare a thought for her brother, Connor.
unstuck
5th June 2011, 07:21
Always wanted to change mine to........HAYWOOD YABLOWME.:yes: Got a couple of mates with the surname FREKE, pronounced FREAK. Lots of cops used to think they were taking the piss.:yes:
pzkpfw
5th June 2011, 10:49
Guy at a place I used to work at was named "John Smith".

Claims to have once been beaten by a cop who thought he was taking the piss.

Later hyphenated it with his Mothers maiden name to make it less of a problem.

"John Fortesque-Smith"

(I made that up, I forget his (now) real name.)
Goblin
5th June 2011, 10:55
Couple who owned a photographic shop were Mr and Mrs Flashov.
Our milkman was David Curd.
Owl
5th June 2011, 11:05
Our school librarian was named Mary Christmas:facepalm:
JimO
5th June 2011, 11:44
there was a dentist in Dunedin called Pain
Goblin
5th June 2011, 12:07
Oh there was also a surgeon Dr Hackett. :blink:
yungatart
5th June 2011, 12:28
...and the plumber's son...Dwayne Pipe
MSTRS
5th June 2011, 13:22
Let us not forget the immortal Richard Head.

Some parents should not be allowed to choose their child's name, eh?
unstuck
5th June 2011, 15:55
And my teacher at high school MR Wayne Kerr.:yes:
Hurrie
5th June 2011, 16:51
my old doctor was call Dr. D. Mann
ynot slow
5th June 2011, 19:22
Played soccer with a guy named Robert Sole,his name was called out in the team (as others by initial then name)R.Sole.

When younger we rang the pub and asked for Micheal Hunt,could hear bar lady asking for a Micheal Hunt,she said nope not here,mate said "oh shit he answers to Mike Hunt",so she said is Mike Hunt here,the laughter was deafening,and her verbal outburst to us(were listening on 2 phones).

Mum was an office manager and her job entailed collating workers time sheets,they had number and name on them,the system needed number only mainly so guys would add under name,Hugh G Rection,M Mouse,Sum Kunt.
Mort
5th June 2011, 19:35
couldn't resist

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MSTRS
6th June 2011, 10:34
couldn't resist



Couldn't you...?
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dynamite9585
6th June 2011, 23:49
don't forget Talula.....
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=10523288
EJK
7th June 2011, 05:18
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martybabe
7th June 2011, 09:15
An acquaintance of mine is entitled 'Gay Haddock' . Rather shamefully I piss my self every time some one shouts out her name, I'm such a school kid.
BiK3RChiK
7th June 2011, 20:26
Richard William Hitchcock:gob: What were his parents thinking?
superman
7th June 2011, 20:31
Had a guy at school called Jackie Chan, rumours of an Eric Shin, and my favourite Phillip McKraken aka Phil McKracken :woohoo:
Str8 Jacket
7th June 2011, 20:31
Anil Ramin - Dentist in Carterton
jim.cox
7th June 2011, 21:31
With a surname like mine you think you've heard all the schoolboy jokes a million times before

then I met this bloke in Alaska. His name was, and I kid you not, ...

Randy Cox
c4.
9th June 2011, 08:37
worked for a few years with Chis Peacock, his brother's name was Andrew.
pzkpfw
9th June 2011, 09:20
With a surname like mine you think you've heard all the schoolboy jokes a million times before

then I met this bloke in Alaska. His name was, and I kid you not, ...

Randy Cox

I used to work with a guy named: "B. J. Cox."
Dadpole
9th June 2011, 13:42
There is a chap in town named Max Crapp...:facepalm:
Brownbikerbabe
9th June 2011, 13:58
Lets not forget Mike Hawk and Mike Hunt :innocent:

We have a vietnamese patient come into the hospital and his wife ( a little old lady in her late 70's early 80's) walked up to us and asked in her accent...where is Fuck him??? ...:blink:...we asked her twice...who?..."fuck...him..." who? "fuck...............him" his name was Phouc Nhiem pronounced like "fuck him" in vietnamese, after she walked away we were rolling on the floor laughing....:facepalm: