To the motorcyclists of New Zealand - a letter from Nick Smith

[shrub]

Dear Motorbicyclists, you will no doubt be aware that when we took over New Zealand from those naughty people in the Labour government ACC was in such a bad way it was on the verge of collapsing and quite probably bringing our economy with it. Something urgent needed to be done.

We looked at every option, and we had no choice but to increase your levies, and while some of you were the teensiest bit upset at the time, your sacrifice has paid off. Less than 2 years later we have not just turned a $4.8 billion deficit around, but for the last 2 years we have returned $2.5 bn in surpluses. If you vote us back in again (why would you not, we're on your side?) we will drop every New Zealander's workplace levies by over $3.00 a week! My good friend Mr Key wants everyone to think that this is a demonstration of our economic mastery, and that we will soon be applying it to the rest of the economy, and that horrid Mr Goff is trying to make people think we were telling porkies, but you and I know that it was you who saved the day for ACC.

I understand that some of you still resent paying your new registration, but it's for the greater good and I'm sure you'll be good boys and girls and keep paying, and maybe one day I might drop my, oops, I meant your car registration costs as a reward.


Your loving uncle Nick.

[hayd3n]

cheers nick ya dick
the motorcyclist acc adds up to how much a year?
surplus? but we already told you that
i voted bill and ben and ill vote for them again if i can

[Usarka]

Dear Nick.

I haven't paid my registration in over 8 months. I hope this doesn't upset your budgeting and leave you with yet another deficit.

Lick my balls.
Usarka.

[Banditbandit]

Dear Motorbicyclists, you will no doubt be aware that when we took over New Zealand from those naughty people in the Labour government ACC was in such a bad way it was on the verge of collapsing and quite probably bringing our economy with it. Something urgent needed to be done.

We looked at every option, and we had no choice but to increase your levies, and while some of you were the teensiest bit upset at the time, your sacrifice has paid off. Less than 2 years later we have not just turned a $4.8 billion deficit around, but for the last 2 years we have returned $2.5 bn in surpluses. If you vote us back in again (why would you not, we're on your side?) we will drop every New Zealander's workplace levies by over $3.00 a week! My good friend Mr Key wants everyone to think that this is a demonstration of our economic mastery, and that we will soon be applying it to the rest of the economy, and that horrid Mr Goff is trying to make people think we were telling porkies, but you and I know that it was you who saved the day for ACC.

I understand that some of you still resent paying your new registration, but it's for the greater good and I'm sure you'll be good boys and girls and keep paying, and maybe one day I might drop my, oops, I meant your car registration costs as a reward.


Your loving uncle Nick.

Dear Nick Smith - You can go get FUCKED !!!!

[shrub]

Dear Nick Smith - You can go get FUCKED !!!!

Ouch, that's cruel! Poor Nick, he deserves better from you ungrateful, dangerous motorbicyclists.:angry::violin::crybaby:

[imdying]

Hope he gets burgled... oh, wait...

[Indiana_Jones]

"And I hope your mother dies in a freak yachting accident."

....Wibble

-Indy

[Crasherfromwayback]

Dear Nick Smith,

I hope you get that horrible nasty flesh eating disease on your ball sack. If you have one.

[Scuba_Steve]

"And I hope your mother dies in a freak yachting accident."

....Wibble

-Indy


Dear Nick Smith,

I hope you get that horrible nasty flesh eating disease on your ball sack. If you have one.

for the right price, it could happen :shifty:

[Deano]

The end of the letter should read - you bikers still don't pay enough and you're being subsidised by car drivers. (This is basically what he said in his levy reduction speech)

So expect to be reamed again when they next review the levies.

[Colapop]

Bikers were always gonna be charged higher acc levies - the gubbermint is just trying to make up for the lack of petrol tax it can't collect from us. It used to be Lockwood's myth now it's Nick's myth!!

[yungatart]

Dear Mr Smith
May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your groin...and may your arms be too short to reach...

Kind regards

[DrunkenMistake]

Im voting some shitty outcast party to insure my vote gets waisted.
What a ball bag.

[Maha]

Dear Nick,
Your undestanding nature and caring way is nothing short of shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker motherfucker and tits.
Please accept the shirt off my back as a token of my thankfullness for your generosity.



Arsehole :eek:

[shrub]

My concern is that slippery Nick and smiley John will think "hmmm... raising levies for motorcyclists got ACC out of trouble, what happens if we raise them again? Will the economy suddenly start running a surplus?"

I would never in a hundred thousand brazillian years suggest such decent, honest, true-blue men like John and Nick would have bullshitted us about the state of the ACC books, for that would be a slippery slope - what else might they have told us that wasn't quite as it orter be? .:innocent:

[tigertim20]

Dear Motorbicyclists,We looked at every option, and we had no choice but to increase your levies, and while some of you were the teensiest bit upset at the time, your sacrifice has paid off. Less than 2 years later we have not just turned a $4.8 billion deficit around, but for the last 2 years we have returned $2.5 bn in surpluses. If you vote us back in again (why would you not, we're on your side?) we will drop every New Zealander's workplace levies by over $3.00 a week!
Your loving uncle Nick.

how about you reduce our fucking levies cunt face, and I will consider not ripping your fucking throat out when the day comes that i see you walking up a quiet alley.:angry:

[schrodingers cat]

Dear Mr Nick,
I used to watch you on the telebision when I came home from school - wobbling along narrow country roads on my chopper. Ape hangers, candy apple red banana seat and chrome sissy bar.
Bicycle helmets and road safety weren't invented in those days so I didn't die

Anyhoo, I'd get in and have some marmite on toast and flick on the goggle box to watch W3.
I'd think to myself - what a smarmy cunt that bloke is

30 years on little has changed. The treddly is long gone. The frame broke from too much jumping it off things. A shiny loud sprots bike lives in the garage. Road safety and beurocracy have well and truely been invented and when I turn on the tele to watch the biggest piece of fiction (The News) there you are.

What a smarmy cunt that bloke is, I think to myself.

Thanks for not changing after all these years

PS - thanks for doing us all up the bum - no little Nick Smith babies that way

[shrub]

how about you reduce our fucking levies cunt face, and I will consider not ripping your fucking throat out when the day comes that i see you walking up a quiet alley.:angry:

Now that's very ungrateful when Uncle Nick will give you over $3.00 a week - hell, you could buy a beer every few weeks.

[Crasherfromwayback]

I will consider not ripping your fucking throat out when the day comes that i see you walking up a quiet alley.:angry:

Don't forget to shit down his neck!


What a smarmy cunt that bloke is, I think to myself.

Thanks for not changing after all these years



Leopards and spots!

[oldrider]

Dear Nick Smith,

I hope you get that horrible nasty flesh eating disease on your ball sack. If you have one.

He has had it on his face for ever, must have spread into his brain and at least he can't claim ACC on that!

Funny thing is National and Labour politicians have always been totally interchangeable, why do people expect them to behave differently!

A vote for either Labour or National is a vote for more of the same, "socialism", take the red pill or the blue pill, a Clayton's choice! :sick:

[scissorhands]

Phaarkin retard! http://static2.stuff.co.nz/1238102340/230/2296230.jpg

[MadDuck]

Phaarkin retard!

That should be a caption contest. My suggestion would be:

"This is how big my penis is......"

[Crasherfromwayback]

That should be a caption contest. My suggestion would be:

"This is how big my penis is......"

After the enlargement op...

[Fatt Max]

Dear Nick

Thanks for your letter

I saw you on telly last night, you really are a soppy looking cunt as well as a lying bastard.

Now, fuck off.....

Love and kisses

Fatt Max

[Colapop]

That should be a caption contest. My suggestion would be:

"This is how big my penis is......"

More like... "This is how much I'm telling bikers I'll fuck them for"

[DrunkenMistake]

Phaarkin retard!


That should be a caption contest. My suggestion would be:

"This is how big my penis will be......"


Fixed that for you.

[awa355]

Dear Nick, I think you are the most wonderfull gift to motorcycling since the electric starter.

Please send me a form to join the National party. I'll tell all my riding friends about your caring concerns and how much better I am with you and ACC. :sick:

[awa355]

Dear Nick

Thanks for your letter

I saw you on telly last night, you really are a soppy looking cunt as well as a lying bastard.

Now, fuck off.....

Love and kisses

Fatt Max

You should be ashamed of yourself!!! Nick is our BEST friend.. He told me so himself.

[ducatilover]

I hear he's Tamaki's half brother.

[Usarka]

I hear he's a lying twat.

[nzmikey]

I was in the middle of eating when that cunt came on the Tv @ 6:35pm , I had to stop as i felt sick from looking at him , my god he dribbles shit:sick::sick::sick:

[DrunkenMistake]

I was in the middle of eating when that cunt came on the Tv @ 6:35pm , I had to stop as i felt sick from looking at him , my god he dribbles shit:sick::sick::sick:

I no longer have a TV..

[Usarka]

Ah shit i missed it can someone post a linky.

I'm assuming there were lies, misquotes and out-of-context reporting galour.

[mrchips]

I was in the middle of eating when that cunt came on the Tv @ 6:35pm , I had to stop as i felt sick from looking at him , my god he dribbles shit:sick::sick::sick:

Yip & he said he "wants an improvement in motorcycle accidents"..... That's sickening !

[PrincessBandit]

Was that our StoneY I saw??? Go anonymous Mike - how I laughed when the pollies got all pissy over that! (until the pricks decide to up our fees even more as a penalty...)

[nzmikey]

Ah shit i missed it can someone post a linky.

I'm assuming there were lies, misquotes and out-of-context reporting galour.

When ( if ) it gets uploaded to on demand i shall link it

[Katman]

Here's an idea........

Stop having avoidable accidents.

That'll fuck him.

[schrodingers cat]

Here's an idea........

Stop having avoidable accidents.

That'll fuck him.


At first glance you'd think that it would.

But then you wake up into the real world of lies, damn lies and politics

[Katman]

At first glance you'd think that it would.

But then you wake up into the real world of lies, damn lies and politics

What come-back could he possibly have if we did.

[tri boy]

Nick Smith is an unavoidable genetic accident.
Correction. Avoidable if the mutant was smashed over the head when he shot out of the alien.
Catch me if you can shitdick.

[Oakie]

Dear Nick Smith,

I hope you get that horrible nasty flesh eating disease on your ball sack. What, Helen Clark?

[Mad-V2]

Dear Mr Smith

Stop breathing my air.

Thanks
Daniel.

Looks like the Aotearoa Legalise Cannabis Party (http://alcp.org.nz/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=194&Itemid=136) gets my vote again.

[davereid]

Stop having fucking avoidable accidents. It's the only way we have a chance of winning anything.

I'm all for not having avoidable accidents. And for reducing the avoidable ones.

But, I'm with Mikey.

Until such a time as they work out a way of reliably catching me, I remain massively advantaged by not paying the fee.

I have three motorcycles on hold, that are used all the time (err off road of course for the benefit of the NZTA).

I have another three that I cross my heart are never used, particularly with a number plate off one of those I only use off road.

Thats a saving of $3-4000 per year, and all for a $150 ticket, and 20 demerits that I have never had in years of doing it.

The chance of being caught is so small that it can be ignored, at least for people like me who draw no attention to themselves.

In fact, the savings are enough to buy a brand new Suzuki 1200 with ABS ( my summer project for off road use of course.)

ONE DAY the system will be good enough to catch me, and then I will have to reduce to one bike, which will be legal.

But until then, they can get stuffed.

And even then, they wont really win. I will only have one bike, but it will do all my miles. And all the money I have saved will still be in my pocket.

[Oakie]

Dear Nick, shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker motherfucker and tits. :

Now you know that 'tits' doesn't belong on that list. It's such a friendly sounding word ...

George Carlin?

[Oakie]

Yip & he said he "wants an improvement in motorcycle accidents"..... That's sickening !

Yes. He's right. We need a better class of accident. Perhaps we need to have style points awarded for our accidents so we can raise our game.

[schrodingers cat]

What come-back could he possibly have if we did.

I'll type really slowly so as to make this easier to understand.

All politicians are lying fucks.

They call it 'expediency'

When you realise that there is a total disconnect between what they say and what they do life becomes easier

As the saying goes - Don't steal. The Government resents any competiton

[martybabe]

The end of the letter should read - you bikers still don't pay enough and you're being subsidised by car drivers. (This is basically what he said in his levy reduction speech)

So expect to be reamed again when they next review the levies.

A quick thought from Nick's mentor :

“The most brilliant propagandist technique will yield no success unless one fundamental principle is borne in mind constantly - it must confine itself to a few points and repeat them over and over”
Joseph Goebbels quote

ACC is in deficit : repeat

Car drivers subsidise Motorcyclists : repeat

Bikers are 150000000 times more likely to crash than decent car driving citizens : repeat repeat repeat. :tugger:

[Big Dave]

Quite frankly I don't believe Doctor Smith wrote this.

[FJRider]

What come-back could he possibly have if we did.

"An anomaly in the statistics suggests an improvement in the accident rate of motorcyclists ... To be sure we will wait another ten years to confirm it ... "

[Swoop]

Quite frankly I would like to say a big "thank you" to tricky nicky. Now I am saving over $500- per year from his actions.
Up until then I had been a (reasonably) good citizen, but now he can go and get a big black dog up him.
Cheers Nicky!:niceone:



I used to watch you on the telebision when I came home from school ... flick on the goggle box to watch W3.
You do know that Nick Smith didn't host W3, don't you?

[oldrider]

Was that our StoneY I saw??? Go anonymous Mike - how I laughed when the pollies got all pissy over that! (until the pricks decide to up our fees even more as a penalty...)

And that "Mike" on the old Honda gave them all the ammo they needed FFS, was he a Nick Smith plant? :facepalm:

[Oakie]

And that "Mike" on the old Honda gave them all the ammo they needed FFS, was he a Nick Smith plant? :facepalm:

Made us all look good huh. I wonder if the Police could get a search warrant on TVNZ to get his details. Wouldn't be so smug then.

[DrunkenMistake]

http://tvnz.co.nz/national-news/high-rego-costs-create-outlaw-bikers-4300323/video

HAs this been posted yet?


Fucking ball bag

[Usarka]

Quite frankly I don't believe Doctor Smith wrote this.

Warning!! Warning!!

[Katman]

I'll type really slowly so as to make this easier to understand.



Cheers, but I can read quickly.

So what that they all lie - even if we don't gain, we win.

[Flip]

Don't trust National never have. Tricky Nicky has told NZ a pack of bollox so they could get their fat greedy fingers into the ACC assets.

Well the majority of you voted them in, live with it or vote them out at the next election.

[mashman]

such a fork tongued scallywag

[The Everlasting]

http://tvnz.co.nz/national-news/high-rego-costs-create-outlaw-bikers-4300323/video

HAs this been posted yet?


Fucking ball bag


Yeah that guy was a bloody jackass,makes us look like something that's just crawled out of the bush thinking it's smart. Hope they get the fucker.

[Oakie]

Well the majority of you voted them in, live with it or vote them out at the next election.

I voted for them last time, am living with it and I will probably vote for them again. My vote has never been decided by a single issue. I still think I'd struggle to vote for Tricky Nicky if he was standing in my electorate though. Yep, Ruth Dyson would get it over him but the party vote would still go to National. Big picture.

[MIXONE]

Now you know that 'tits' doesn't belong on that list. It's such a friendly sounding word ...

George Carlin?



A bit like chips.I bet you can'y eat just one...


Yes.

[jaffaonajappa]

how about you reduce our fucking levies cunt face, and I will consider not ripping your fucking throat out when the day comes that i see you walking up a quiet alley.:angry:

Arghhh great. The DPS (MP's protection coppas) bill will increase this year - and this will be payable from next years ACC hike.

[jaffaonajappa]

Stop having avoidable accidents.



What exactly is this Oxymoron thing all about anyway?
:facepalm:

[Ocean1]

Yes. He's right. We need a better class of accident. Perhaps we need to have style points awarded for our accidents so we can raise our game.

With accidents involving people with the innitials NS scoring 10X bonus points.


What exactly is this Oxymoron thing all about anyway?
:facepalm:

It's a chemical thing.

If you mix a Moron like Katman with oxygen you get fucking stupid comments.

[Katman]

What exactly is this Oxymoron thing all about anyway?


Get schrodingers cat to type it slowly for you.

[Mom]

Dear Nick.
Lick my balls.
Usarka.

Dear Nick

I dont have balls for you to lick,

However, feast on this...

I bought a "dangerous" CC'd motorbike despite your fucken bullshit levy increase. I figure I am relatively safe, I have never crashed off a bike, I have many years experience behind me (35), am really happy to pay for advanced lessons to bring my skills up to date, and I made my bike fit me.

I have no choice but to keep legal, my bike is my daily transport, and I cant afford the taxes "the boys in blue" are compelled to impose to meet their non existant quotas, if I dont keep things up to date, and come to their attention.

Your frank gullibility astounds me. At best I hope it is gulibility. I know you are not ignorant, therefore you are either mislead and being fed a diet of pap to regurgitate, or you are prepared to spout any shit you are fed to keep your job, whichever your complete disregard for the sensibilities of us knuckle dragging bikers, places you way down on my list of good bastards. Prove me wrong I dare you.

We tried to tell you what we thought about levy increases a little while ago, you were surprised from all accounts, I am hang my head in shame that we never kept up that pressure.

There were a few that played game...

You took advantage of some of them, those would be the ones with "an agenda".

So now you sit there with a "representative" group of bikers who actually have no mandate from us MOTORCYCLISTS though I prefer biker myself.

All of a sudden levys can be reduced, magically things have reverted inside of 12 months.

Credibility? NONE!

Love from Mom

[Big Dave]

http://homepage.mac.com/david_cohen_design/.public/10pics2/smith.jpg

[crystalball]

This is why I dont own a car and motorcycle. It cost to much to pay rego on car and bike each month. So goodbuy to the car.

[Brian d marge]

Dear Mr Smith

Thank you for your letter dated; April 1.

I do realize that due to your increased overheads and in particular the debt repayments, the costs have been past on to the consumer. That I the consumer must bear the brunt of prudent government action.
I am however, due to the recent asset realizations from your community, noting a special thank you towards your good self, as the assets realized from your estate, paid for the Road tax on the vehicle I used to relocate said goods from your local community; I am however, worried about the increase in my roading tax and the burden it puts on persons in this profession such as my self.
As you will undoubtably realise , to realize assets from your house once again will be considerably harder due to measures taken by you good self after my last stock take.
If we are heading towards a user pays economy , it would assist me and people like like myself if you could leave the most valuable assets with in easy reach , thus negating expensive Accident insurances and the on going expenses.

Yours Sincerely

D.A Scrote , Asset relocation manager for the Nelson region

[jaffaonajappa]

Get schrodingers cat to type it slowly for you.

I can read fast, no need to ...ahhh.
And I believe it is Schrödinger's, not schrodingers....

[Smifffy]

I can read fast, no need to ...ahhh.
And I believe it is Schrödinger's, not schrodingers....

It was also Lockwood on W3 not Nick.

Bastards both.

[Banditbandit]

That should be a caption contest. My suggestion would be:

"This is how big my penis is......"

"I had a look at rhe X-ray and this is how big my brain was"

[shrub]

Quite frankly I don't believe Doctor Smith wrote this.

I channelled him.

Katman, I personally stopped having avoidable accidents in 1988 and have no intention of starting again, but until learners are able to take a pill that gives them the experience and skill that you and I have, and until all riders (including you and I) no longer have momentary lapses of concentration etc, and until idiots stop riding bikes, and until every other road user drives intelligently and carefully; avoidable accidents will continue to happen.

The only ways to prevent avoidable motorcycle accidents are to either ban motorcycling or to make motorcycling prohibitively expensive.

[Katman]

The only ways to prevent avoidable motorcycle accidents are to either ban motorcycling or to make motorcycling prohibitively expensive.

Or we could just try harder.

[Bald Eagle]

Yip & he said he "wants an improvement in motorcycle accidents"..... That's sickening !

So how do we have better accidents then ????

[Brian d marge]

The only ways to prevent avoidable motorcycle accidents are to either ban motorcycling or to make motorcycling prohibitively expensive.

and those that make the rules are doing?

Stephen

[imdying]

Looks like the Aotearoa Legalise Cannabis Party (http://alcp.org.nz/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=194&Itemid=136) gets my vote again.Just got myself a sweet tshirt! Thanks man :sunny:

[george formby]

I do believe in amongst the goggly eyed ones drivel last night he specifically said the increase was due to accidents were motorcyclists where responsible. Or words very similar to that, the meaning was quite clear.
Can that be proven statistically? I'm sure the original statements made to justify the hikes were based on the injuries from accidents not the cause.
Did he finally say something truthful about the motives?
He reminds me of one of those lizards that can lick it's eyes.
Good luck to the "inconspicuous" biker that was interviewed too..

[Banditbandit]

Or we could just try harder.

Yeah mate .. you're really TRYING ..

[Banditbandit]

I do believe in amongst the goggly eyed ones drivel last night he specifically said the increase was due to accidents were motorcyclists where responsible. Or words very similar to that, the meaning was quite clear.
Can that be proven statistically? I'm sure the original statements made to justify the hikes were based on the injuries from accidents not the cause.
Did he finally say something truthful about the motives?
He reminds me of one of those lizards that can lick it's eyes.
Good luck to the "inconspicuous" biker that was interviewed too..

I heard something different .. Smithy said the account from which motorcycle accidents were paid from was still overdrawn ...

[ducatilover]

I do believe in amongst the goggly eyed ones drivel last night he specifically said the increase was due to accidents were motorcyclists where responsible. Or words very similar to that, the meaning was quite clear.
Can that be proven statistically? I'm sure the original statements made to justify the hikes were based on the injuries from accidents not the cause.
Did he finally say something truthful about the motives?
He reminds me of one of those lizards that can lick it's eyes.
Good luck to the "inconspicuous" biker that was interviewed too.. i thought it was a no-one at fault system..... :facepalm:

[ducatilover]

"I had a look at rhe X-ray and this is how big my brain was"

"This is how much of a fuck I give about anything to do with anyone except myself."

[Katman]

Yeah mate .. you're really TRYING ..

You sound like my wife.

[shrub]

Or we could just try harder.

I'm trying my hardest not to have accidents. So far it's working really well, but no matter how hard I try I can't stop other people doing stupid shit on bikes or not having enough experience.

[george formby]

i thought it was a no-one at fault system..... :facepalm:

1:35 in.
http://tvnz.co.nz/national-news/high-rego-costs-create-outlaw-bikers-2-17-video-4300327

[ducatilover]

1:35 in.
http://tvnz.co.nz/national-news/high-rego-costs-create-outlaw-bikers-2-17-video-4300327

I guess we can't expect any good to come from this :facepalm:

[Katman]

I'm trying my hardest not to have accidents. So far it's working really well, but no matter how hard I try I can't stop other people doing stupid shit on bikes or not having enough experience.

Good for you.

Do you think those squids living out their Rossi fantasies are trying very hard?

[shrub]

Good for you.

Do you think those squids trying to live out their Rossi fantasies are trying very hard?

I avoid them because they're halfwits and sadly their inability to ride motorcycles doesn't stop them trying. As long as any retard with an eftpos card can buy a superbike and a set of Alpinestar leathers for a few thousand dollars they will continue to make dicks of themselves.

I wonder how much of the problem they are though, and how many people who crash needlessly are simply learners finding out the hard way that the back brake is a really bad way to slow down or not to look at what scares them?

[Banditbandit]

You sound like my wife.

A wise woman is she?

[Katman]

A wise woman is she?

She says so.

[Banditbandit]

She says so.

No wonder she says your trying ...

[Mad-V2]

Just got myself a sweet tshirt! Thanks man :sunny:

Thanks for supporting the cause :niceone:

I hope you signed up and will tick the right box on voting day.

[mashman]

I channelled him.


I felt a cold shiver at the thought. Cheers for takin one for the team :niceone: Next time, let us know and we'll exorcise him and send him back from whence he came

[Indiana_Jones]

"Nick Smith, the Minister in charge of the ACC, laughed on hearing of Goff's Triumph Bonneville purchase.

'So he's become a real bikie?' he asked. 'There's a real social trend of high-income males, late-50s, to go and buy a big bike.' "

865cc is hardly a big bike....:facepalm:

Nick Smith is such a twat faced cunt.

Do us a favour Nick and kiss a fucking shotgun you cunt hole.

-Indy

[Brian d marge]

Good for you.

Do you think those squids living out their Rossi fantasies are trying very hard?

I dont know , some of my Rossi fantasies are pretty damn good, especially that one with his brolly dolly,

Stephen

[Brian d marge]

242893 242894

yes folk even though you look a twat with the German helmet and the shades , YOU will never be as big a turd as this one ..... this one is the MOTHER of ALL floaters , one you will never flush , no matter how much paper you throw in the bowl

Stephen

[ducatilover]

"Nick Smith, the Minister in charge of the ACC, laughed on hearing of Goff's Triumph Bonneville purchase.

'So he's become a real bikie?' he asked. 'There's a real social trend of high-income males, late-50s, to go and buy a big bike.' "

865cc is hardly a big bike....:facepalm:

Nick Smith is such a twat faced cunt.

Do us a favour Nick and kiss a fucking shotgun you cunt hole.

-Indy
My 600 would rip seventeen shades of shit out of a Bonnie....fuck Nick Smith the poo burglar. Hope he chokes on a knob. :angry:

[wharfy]

how about you reduce our fucking levies cunt face, and I will consider not ripping your fucking throat out when the day comes that i see you walking up a quiet alley.:angry:

Careful what you say - the anti terror squad will kick your door in and arrest you for plotting to kill a minister of the crown.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvsNbaukAVY

[schrodingers cat]

Quite frankly I would like to say a big "thank you" to tricky nicky

You do know that Nick Smith didn't host W3, don't you?

Opps - I've conflated him with that other smary cunt with the big teeth.
it was a nice story tho wasn't it?

Anyhoo - some info about him off the National Part website:

National achievements in which Nick has played a significant role include the creation of the Kahuranigi and Rakiura National Parks, 12 Marine Reserves, the introduction of the Emissions Trading Scheme to reduce greenhouse gas emissions, the establishment of the Energy Efficiency and Conservation Authority, and the Environment Protection Authority.

Nick's recreational interests include kayaking, tramping, tennis, golf, and he plays the left wing in the Parliamentary Rugby team. He completed the Coast to Coast and kayaked the Cook Strait with Bill English.

He's a greeny who belives in the great carbon tax hoax. No wonder he hates motorcyclists.

[schrodingers cat]

Cheers, but I can read quickly.

So what that they all lie - even if we don't gain, we win.

You know that I aghree with you on that matter.

I'd just like that money back that they currently rob from me on a trumped up justification. Perhaps I could buy some new tyres to contribute to my abilty to stop and dodge

[shrub]

He's a greeny who belives in the great carbon tax hoax. No wonder he hates motorcyclists.

you're onto it mate :yes:. if that fat prick Al Gore can bribe all them scientist pricks into believing in that climate change bullshit, and use use tingle rays to brainwash the rest, infiltrating the National Party with a greeny like Nick Smith would be a walk in the park. I reckon he's actually Nandor Tancoz in disguise.

And I reckon you've discovered their secret agenda :sherlock: - they all hate us motorcyclists, so inventing climate change is the best way to fuck with our shit and make our lives a misery. :ar15::ar15:

It's up to blokes like you from here. If you don't expose them for what they really are :mega:, then before you know it they will have raised our taxes and, well that's pretty well it for the human race. :cry:Or at least decent, godfearing boys like you and me.:drinkup::drinkup:

[Indiana_Jones]

So is there going to be another campaign to remind this dick we haven't forgotten?

-Indy

[Katman]

So is there going to be another campaign to remind this dick we haven't forgotten?

-Indy

About what?

[Indiana_Jones]

ACC Bra!

-Indy