KB Arses. The Revival!

[meteor]

... so here is my sexy arse ......[/IMG]

Such a tease...

[tigertim20]

Well, this is all a bit ho-hum really...

I mean, we've all got a bum, we've all got a bike, and we've all got a camera - big deal.

So - how to up the ante? How to spice things up a bit?

How about...

...Your bum on someone else's pride and joy...?

I mean, how will they feel about it? Will they think of that special photo every time they swing a leg across their beloved machine? Will it ever be the same again...?

Tigertim20, I hope you've enjoyed your wonderful honeymoon in Tahiti, with your beautiful bride - welcome home. Young Squim will be leaving the office shortly to provide Limo service from the airport.

As requested, I've looked after your Arse Won (oops sorry, R1) with loving care - keeping it warmed through on a regular basis.

No, don't thank me - it's what friends do for each other...:done:

P.S. Yes, the seat is gladwrapped, although I may have tea-bagged the tank - shit it was cold... :innocent:

So you found the waxing salon I told you about then? :shit:

I figured you buggers would get up to some type of mischeif while I was away.
Game on!:yes:

[Virago]

...I figured you buggers would get up to some type of mischeif while I was away.
Game on!:yes:

Lol at your signature - do you think I've improved your chances of selling it...? :innocent:

Squim said that you lavished lots of kisses all over you bike when picking it up from the workshop...:facepalm:

[Oakie]

Ha ha. Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase, "I've been doing skiddies on the R1"

[ktm]

What a lot of arsing about, sorry Pete, the plank wins.

[007XX]

A well known KBer once left a wet spot on the seat of my CBR......it was actually condensation but shit it was funny.

Shit man, you didn't have to tell!!!

....

Hang on, a CBR you said? Ahem eerrr, wasn't me! :D

And Virago: sheer genius!! I giggled so much.

[scumdog]

[B]Well, this is all a bit ho-hum really...

I mean, we've all got a bum, we've all got a bike, and we've all got a camera - big deal.

So - how to up the ante? How to spice things up a bit?

How about...

...Your bum on someone else's pride and joy...?



Sorta like KB planking???:blink:

[Virago]

Sorta like KB planking???:blink:

Apparently the game is on...:facepalm:

[saul]

Apparently the game is on...:facepalm:

Yeh it's been happening for a while:yes::gob:

My partner kindly let a mate of ours ride her bike as his had an electrical problem.

He rode it, looked after it for a few days, did a great job cleaning it and then we get these photos posted on another web site:gob:

Very very funny.

[BAY CITY MOTORCYCLES]

Yeh it's been happening for a while:yes::gob:

My partner kindly let a mate of ours ride her bike as his had an electrical problem.

He rode it, looked after it for a few days, did a great job cleaning it and then we get these photos posted on another web site:gob:

Very very funny.

There were weeee's and chortling galore! :wings:

[Stirts]

Very very funny.

Very very funny indeed!!!

But weren't you smiling like the cat that got "creamed" with the revenge tatic. :gob:

[oOGixxerOo]

think you all should visit www.string-emil.de

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[007XX]

think you all should visit

Eeerrr, ok thanks... Although I believe that pic is missing a very crucial piece of artwork, wouldn't you say? :)

[oOGixxerOo]

Eeerrr, ok thanks... Although I believe that pic is missing a very crucial piece of artwork, wouldn't you say? :)

Haha, I just like the sounds he has on the main page when you visit the site... But, yeaa, no bike in the pic =)

[NinjaNanna]

What, no dogs playing poker! I thought that was obligatory in any pool room!

[bogan]

Butt wait, it's not over yet!

[Oakie]

Awww, it's still alive...

"this is the thread that never ends,
coz it goes on and on my friends
Some people ... started flashing butt
not knowing what it was
and they'll continue flashing butt forever just because
this is the thread that never ends......."
repeat ad infinitum

[tigertim20]

not enough female contributions . . .

[bogan]

Yeh, there is that. Reckon the KB women need some schooling in all that equal opportunity guff.

[yod]

Butt wait, it's not over yet!

aaarrgghhh!! my eyes!! my eyes!!

:shit:



:blink:




:pinch:

[TrentNz]

Comon KB women, get out ya arses.
its for a good cause :innocent:

[Laava]

Here's mine! Oh, wait! What's that!

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!

[bogan]

Here's mine! Oh, wait! What's that!

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!

Hmmm, looks like I should be taking a bit more time with wiping :shit:

How does it feel to stare at another mans arse long enough to draw that on it? :confused: And did you lighten the image as well?

[Laava]

Hmmm, looks like I should be taking a bit more time with wiping :shit:?

Yep, that's a bad case of klingons!

[bogan]

Yep, that's a bad case of klingons!

might need the waterblaster or belt sander wipeage to get rid of that :pinch:

[Number One]

Comon KB women, get out ya arses.
its for a good cause :innocent:

Aw yeah? What 'good cause' would that be??? :laugh:

[Crasherfromwayback]

Aw yeah? What 'good cause' would that be??? :laugh:

Cause we wanna see it.

[Number One]

Cause we wanna see it.

That's hardly solving world hunger now is it? But atleast that comment of yours is honest...I'll be honest right back...o no you don't! What is seen cannot be unseen lol

[gatch]

That's hardly solving world hunger now is it?

Fine. Don't show your bum.

Show us your tits instead.

[Crasherfromwayback]

Show us your tits instead.

Wrong thread!

[bogan]

That's hardly solving world hunger now is it? But atleast that comment of yours is honest...I'll be honest right back...o no you don't! What is seen cannot be unseen lol

Do it for the lulz instead then!


Wrong thread!

Do we have one of those? :blink:

[Number One]

Fine. Don't show your bum.

Show us your tits instead.

Ha ha! Actually they'd make a better pic...but yeah wrong thread:bleh:

[Laava]

Ha ha! Actually they'd make a better pic...but yeah wrong thread:bleh:

No........no it will be fine....honestly!

Get ya tits oot for the lads!
Get ya tits oot
Get ya tits oot!



Come on guys, sing along!

[TrentNz]

Ha ha! Actually they'd make a better pic...but yeah wrong thread:bleh:

we can make one ;)

full frontal pics only. this one is definitely for a good cause

[Oakie]

we can make one ;) full frontal pics only. this one is definitely for a good cause

Masturbation material is not a 'good cause'. (It is just 'good')

[TrentNz]

You could take it to a sperm bank, then it would be a good cause :innocent:

[Number One]

Year.... nah lol

Theres only 1 biker guy that witnesses me in any nekid state - all that gear is our lil secret.

[gatch]

Year.... nah lol

Theres only 1 biker guy that witnesses me in any nekid state - all that gear is our lil secret.

So how many "motorcycle enthusiasts" then ?

They are different to bikers.

[Number One]

So how many "motorcycle enthusiasts" then ?

They are different to bikers.

This is further off topic but...love your sig :) she's stroppy when she wants to be that lassi

[gatch]

This is further off topic but...love your sig :) she's stroppy when she wants to be that lassi

Enough of the foreplay already, where is this booby thread.

[TrentNz]

Right to the point. i like this guy.

[Number One]

Enough of the foreplay already, where is this booby thread.

There's one in LOA :) more titties than u guys can poke a stick at! :) u are welcome!

[TrentNz]

more titties than u guys can poke a stick at! :)

try us. you'd be suprised

and what is this 'LOA' One speaks of...:shifty:

[gatch]

There's one in LOA :) more titties than u guys can poke a stick at! :) u are welcome!

Just how many boobies do you have !!

[gatch]

Right to the point. i like this guy.

Nobody every scored by beating AROUND the bush..

[ducatilover]

Nobody every scored by beating AROUND the bush..
Didn't work for the Germans...
Gash pics!!!!!!!

[nadroj]

Not sure it's a KBer but 'caught' at the 1 night stand.

[nudemetalz]

That belt drive is rather tight......

[nadroj]

Yep!!!!!!!!!!!

[Crasherfromwayback]

Not sure it's a KBer but 'caught' at the 1 night stand.

Arrrrrgh. My eyes!!!

Scoop them out with a hot spoon for fucks sake.

[nudemetalz]

Arrrrrgh. My eyes!!!

Scoop them out with a hot spoon for fucks sake.

Come clean, Pete.
We all know ya got a boner !!

[Crasherfromwayback]

Come clean, Pete.
We all know ya got a boner !!

When I was doing our picks maye....

[Crasherfromwayback]

Come clean, Pete.
We all know ya got a boner !!

When I was doing our picks maybe....

[Newbi]

Hey you beautiful bottomed woman! Some of us are past the age of publically showing our buns, though we own really yummy ones :o

I do however agree this place has become dull...

You are sooo, NOT past the age, I bet ya bum is bootilicious:love:

[nudemetalz]

You are sooo, NOT past the age, I bet ya bum is bootilicious:love:


I got told I have a cute one......I think it was at the Blue Oyster Bar if that counts.
Such luvly chaps..... :shit:

[TrentNz]

You are sooo, NOT past the age, I bet ya bum is bootilicious:love:

You can't post on this thread thinking you're not going to post a pic of your arse :mad:

[Newbi]

You can't post on this thread thinking you're not going to post a pic of your arse :mad:

I'll do ya a deal then, you post yours and I'll post mine, bet people like mine more than yours lol:laugh::laugh::yes:

[Newbi]

I got told I have a cute one......I think it was at the Blue Oyster Bar if that counts.
Such luvly chaps..... :shit:

Come on then, Share:laugh::laugh:

[TrentNz]

I'll do ya a deal then, you post yours and I'll post mine, bet people like mine more than yours lol:laugh::laugh::yes:

I think people would rather keep their sanity, so you just post yours and i wont.

[Newbi]

I think people would rather keep their sanity, so you just post yours and i wont.

Hmmm, i'm gonna mull it over for a bit, ya never know, my nice round bootie might make an appearance.:yes::laugh:

[riffer]

I got told I have a cute one......I think it was at the Blue Oyster Bar if that counts.
Such luvly chaps..... :shit:

I never knew you wore chaps Chris. Maybe that's all you were wearing at the time...

[GingerMidget]

I'm spoiling the fun, its the only picture of my arse, and its from the day it made a bid for freedom out my jeans as I climbed over a fence. What is it with my and fences?

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[Newbi]

I'm spoiling the fun, its the only picture of my arse, and its from the day it made a bid for freedom out my jeans as I climbed over a fence. What is it with my and fence

Oh you have a well nice ass, maybe I won't post mine now lol, Now get ya pants off and do it properly :laugh:

[TrentNz]

I'm spoiling the fun, its the only picture of my arse, and its from the day it made a bid for freedom out my jeans as I climbed over a fence. What is it with my and fence


Oh you have a well nice ass, maybe I won't post mine now lol, Now get ya pants off and do it properly :laugh:

Show her how its done. lead the way :innocent:

[Newbi]

Show her how its done. lead the way :innocent:

You seem a bit keen, you must be a young wee thing:laugh:

[Newbi]

Do we have to be on the bike? Or is bent over it enough??:laugh:

[GingerMidget]

Haha thanks Newbi!

I think I'll save the baring my ass thing for photos of my roadtrip. Which will be coming monday! I think. I don't know. I'm so not awake anymore.

Oh, and pics!

[Crasherfromwayback]

Fucking arse amateurs!!

[Newbi]

Fucking arse amateurs!!

Don't call us amateurs, Oh it's on now!:yes::laugh:

[bogan]

Fucking arse amateurs!!

I reckon, talk is cheap, and boring!


Don't call us amateurs, Oh it's on now!:yes::laugh:

That's the problem, on is rubbish, drop ya daks already!

[GingerMidget]

Fucking arse amateurs!!

Hey! Shush! I'm new to this posting pictures of my nekkid white arse where people can find it! That, and its rather hard to take photos of your own butt without a bit of help, and my flatmates might be a bit worried "oh can you takee a photo so I can post it on the internet please"

[Newbi]

I reckon, talk is cheap, and boring!

Drop ya daks already!

Oh I already have a pic, but i wanna take some more, it's important to get the right photo ya know, you will just have to wait, won't you:yes::laugh:

[Newbi]

Hey! Shush! I'm new to this posting pictures of my nekkid white arse where people can find it! That, and its rather hard to take photos of your own butt without a bit of help, and my flatmates might be a bit worried "oh can you takee a photo so I can post it on the internet please"

Hahaha, yeah good point, I luckily have a remote for my camera, so I already have a wee collection of " Naughty pics" :laugh::laugh:

[GingerMidget]

Hahaha, yeah good point, I luckily have a remote for my camera, so I already have a wee collection of " Naughty pics" :laugh::laugh:

LOL.

Yea, umm my super dick ex may or may not have a fairly large collection of photos of me. Which if he ever shows to anyone, means I get to explain in great detail to his parents, exactly what he likes my doing that my finger.

Paranoid? Yes!

[Crasherfromwayback]

Don't call us amateurs, Oh it's on now!:yes::laugh:


My gorgeous GF and I got our asses out. Butt out or move on!


I reckon, talk is cheap, and boring!


I see you joined the ranks of the pantless. Nice effort!


Hey! Shush! I'm new to this posting pictures of my nekkid white arse where people can find it! That, and its rather hard to take photos of your own butt without a bit of help, and my flatmates might be a bit worried "oh can you takee a photo so I can post it on the internet please"

Use the timer.

[GingerMidget]

Only have phone, no real camera here til at least tomorrow!

[GingerMidget]

*sorry, removing pic. Being a fun killer.

[TrentNz]

not bad.
i wouldnt post my arse on the interwebs haha.

[Newbi]

It's way better than not bad. Nice work GM:yes::love:

[TrentNz]

It's way better than not bad. Nice work GM:yes::love:

she thinks im a stalker as it is, so i better not push it lol

[Newbi]

she thinks im a stalker as it is, so i better not push it lol

Hahah You are aren't you??:laugh:

[TrentNz]

Hahah You are aren't you??:laugh:

dont push it haha, stop changing the subject.
drop ya draws.

chicken :devil2:

[Newbi]

dont push it haha, stop changing the subject.
drop ya draws.

chicken :devil2:

I'm so not chicken,:angry::laugh:

[Newbi]

Your CHICKEN:laugh:

[ducatilover]

'Bout fuckin' time another female posted bum pics.

[TrentNz]

I'm so not chicken,:angry::laugh:

bwuk bwuk...

[bogan]

she thinks im a stalker as it is, so i better not push it lol

Indeed, the mark of a good stalker is not being noticed, if you gave it a push (or even a light squeeze) I reckon she'd notice you hiding there.

Nice work GM, but where is the bike?

[Newbi]

bwuk bwuk...

You sooo need a slap:spanking:

[munster]

This is as much of my arse as I'm willing to put on the net. Tattoo courtesy of The Rock a few years ago.

http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k204/munster4x4/AaronsFooTat.jpg

[Newbi]

I think there is more man ass on here than woman, hmmmm that's not acceptable:laugh: C'mon Ladies I will if you will:laugh:

[ducatilover]

I think there is more man ass on here than woman, hmmmm that's not acceptable:laugh: C'mon Ladies I will if you will:laugh:
I know you paused and stared at my pic :laugh:

[Newbi]

I know you paused and stared at my pic :laugh:

Of course I did, it's lovely:laugh:

[Crasherfromwayback]

I know you paused and stared at my pic :laugh:

I bet they've all had a good old perv at my GF's ass too!

[5150]

Here is mine :whistle:

[Newbi]

Here is mine :whistle:

Now who's chicken?:laugh:

[5150]

Now who's chicken?:laugh:

NO... It's a DONKEY!!!! :no:

[ducatilover]

Of course I did, it's lovely:laugh:
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-TOwJCSoufTk/TnkhZwDGRPI/AAAAAAAAADo/YA_RbEhVjG4/s1600/winning.jpg

I bet they've all had a good old perv at my GF's ass too!
No...never...

[Newbi]

NO... It's a DONKEY!!!! :no:

Yeah the pics of a Donkey and your too chicken to post a pic :laugh: I DARE ya, to post a pic of your bottom:yes::laugh:

[TrentNz]

Yeah the pics of a Donkey and your too chicken to post a pic :laugh: I DARE ya, to post a pic of your bottom:yes::laugh:

chicken!
bwuk bwuk :innocent:


Pussy

[Newbi]

chicken!
bwuk bwuk :innocent:


Pussy

I hope that was aimed at 5150, and not me:angry: Cos I am so not chicken.

[TrentNz]

I hope that was aimed at 5150, and not me:angry: Cos I am so not chicken.

Yes yes, aimed at you.
or are you scared :mellow:

[Newbi]

Yes yes, aimed at you.
or are you scared :mellow:

And just who are you going to hassle after I post my pic??:laugh:

[TrentNz]

And just who are you going to hassle after I post my pic??:laugh:

which ever chick comes next :wings:

[Newbi]

which ever chick comes next :wings:

Lucky her:facepalm: Not!!!:laugh:

[hellokitty]

I bet they've all had a good old perv at my GF's ass too!

I think we all perved at your gf's ass.

[blue rider]

I think we all perved at your gf's ass.

can i have a link please, so i too can perv? not that girls do it much but a nice behind is a nice behind...eh not complaining i am

[Zedder]

Feck! Arse! Drink!

[TrentNz]

can i have a link please, so i too can perv? not that girls do it much but a nice behind is a nice behind...eh not complaining i am

While you're here... well :innocent:

[Crasherfromwayback]

I think we all perved at your gf's ass.

Hahahaha...I get to perv at it every day and touch it too!


can i have a link please, so i too can perv? not that girls do it much but a nice behind is a nice behind...eh not complaining i am

It's here in this thread. But you've got to see mine too...so watch out!

[GingerMidget]

Hahaha thanks Newbi. I got told today I need to wear more lycra next visit to the gym. My slightly retarded ex and his crazy stalky gf have just joined my gym. Since I walked away from his crazy, I got hot. Or at least better looking than her :laugh:

[tigertim20]

what we need now is a KB tits thread.
Ill post mine if you post yours!:yes:

[Newbi]

Hahaha thanks Newbi. I got told today I need to wear more lycra next visit to the gym. My slightly retarded ex and his crazy stalky gf have just joined my gym. Since I walked away from his crazy, I got hot. Or at least better looking than her :laugh:

You go you hot thing:love:

[GingerMidget]

what we need now is a KB tits thread.
Ill post mine if you post yours!:yes:

I'd post mine if I had any!
Don't lose 10kg. Its not good for boobs.

[Newbi]

I'd post mine if I had any!
Don't lose 10kg. Its not good for boobs.

Start the thread, I'll fucken do it :laugh:

[TrentNz]

Start the thread, I'll fucken do it :laugh:

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php/147784-Newbi-s-very-own-Kb-Tits-thread?p=1130281504#post1130281504

[dangerous]

what we need now is a KB tits thread.
Ill post mine if you post yours!:yes:
aye mate... in the good old days of KB a thread like this would'a had more photos than chat n banter in it... bloody new generation bikers :Punk:

[tigertim20]

aye mate... in the good old days of KB a thread like this would'a had more photos than chat n banter in it... bloody new generation bikers :Punk:

haha, on one of the other forums I frequent there's a 'show us your wife/girlfriend/mistress' thread. It got risque enough that they had to open a second VIP thread for the really good photos.
this thread is pathetic by comparison.

[Maha]

aye mate... in the good old days of KB a thread like this would'a had more photos than chat n banter in it... bloody new generation bikers :Punk:

The original thread started by Grahameeboy had loads of arse....its asleep in PD somewhere.

[TrentNz]

Ahh 2 secs of searching, found the original http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php/53960-KB-arses?p=1139516#post1139516

[Maha]

Ahh 2 secs of searching, found the original http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php/53960-KB-arses?p=1139516#post1139516

Yip, thats it...all 82 pages...happy reading.

[dangerous]

Ahh 2 secs of searching, found the original http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php/53960-KB-arses?p=1139516#post1139516

haha... well done, and 3 people reading it as we type LOL
shit theres some old names there ya just dont see about any more... :scooter:

[Newbi]

Yip, thats it...all 82 pages...happy reading.

Did you contribute to the old one Maha??:laugh:

[Oakie]

Good to see the younger generation of KBers having fun with the thread in which so many of us bared our botties nearly 4.75 years ago. A bit of quality bottie but certainly not the quantity (or with the way things have gone, should that be ... quan-titty?)

[Oakie]

shit theres some old names there ya just dont see about any more... :scooter:
But you can still see their arses.

[Maha]

Did you contribute to the old one Maha??:laugh:

Dont think so...wait till you find colapops pic....:confused:
Lissa and Trudes won the best bum, denim WTF..asres down!...:yes:

[Newbi]

This thread has died, which could be a good thing I guess. :laugh:

[Number One]

This thread has died, which could be a good thing I guess. :laugh:

you woke it up again I can only guess you want someone to beg you to get your arse out.

So I'll play...get your arse out!

[riffer]

you woke it up again I can only guess you want someone to beg you to get your arse out.

So I'll play...get your arse out!


You first #1!

[Number One]

You first #1!
We've had this chat before S and you'll remember my answer last time. If I show you I'll have to kill you ;)

[riffer]

We've had this chat before S and you'll remember my answer last time. If I show you I'll have to kill you ;)

Yeah but I'd die a happy man.

[Number One]

Yeah but I'd die a happy man.

Time for new specs me old mate :bleh:

[Newbi]

you woke it up again I can only guess you want someone to beg you to get your arse out.

So I'll play...get your arse out!

Na I don't want or need people to beg to see my ass actually. I'll offer it up if and when I feel like it:laugh:

[Number One]

Na I don't want or need people to beg to see my ass actually. I'll offer it up if and when I feel like it:laugh:
I
You've see you've been threatening to offer it up for a while now. Put up or shut up :laugh:

[Newbi]

I
You've see you've been threatening to offer it up for a while now. Put up or shut up :laugh:

Ditto to you too :laugh::yes:

[bogan]

I'll offer it up if and when I feel like it:laugh:

Shirley the first post you make in an arses thread would be the appropriate time?

[Number One]

Ditto to you too :laugh::yes:

Except I haven't been offering to post pics of my tits or arse...thats your game.

I'll leave you to it ;)

[Newbi]

Shirley the first post you make in an arses thread would be the appropriate time?

Jeeze it's not like im the only one in here who hasn't posted a pic. :yes:

[Number One]

Jeeze it's not like im the only one in here who hasn't posted a pic. :yes:
Maybe not but you may be the only one who has said you will but still hasn't

[Newbi]

Maybe not but you may be the only one who has said you will but still hasn't

Hmm Maybe,:laugh::facepalm:

[Laava]

Do it today? What else are you gunna do on a wet and shitty day up here!

[NinjaNanna]

this thread needs an "notify new post only if new attachment added" option

[Oakie]

this thread needs an "notify new post only if new attachment added" option

This thread lately has become 'all mouth and no trousers' (or lack of no trousers actually'.)

[ducatilover]

For fucks sake, get some arse out.

[Stirts]

this thread needs an "notify new post only if new attachment added" option

What, you mean anal beads?

[Oakie]

For fucks sake, get some arse out.

OK. Have some baboon.

[ducatilover]

OK. Have some baboon.

Good God, mum? :shit:

[Oakie]

Good God, mum? :shit:

Wrong again. It was the old mirror trick!

[bogan]

Do it today? What else are you gunna do on a wet and shitty day up here!

Just to clarify, wet and shitty is not how we want the photo to be themed :shifty::facepalm:

[Newbi]

That's all folks.

[bogan]

Do-over! no bike, not enough arse :shutup:

[TrentNz]

what he said!

[Newbi]

Oh for fucks sake its friggen freezing and windy and raining out side and im not going out to the shed, to take a pic with my bike.:no:

[Number One]

Oh for fucks sake its friggen freezing and windy and raining out side and im not going out to the shed, to take a pic with my bike.:no:

awww please we really really really want to see your bum bum

[TrentNz]

Oh for fucks sake its friggen freezing and windy and raining out side and im not going out to the shed, to take a pic with my bike.:no:

We'll forgive you if you show more arse, no need to worry about the bike.

[Newbi]

awww please we really really really want to see your bum bum

That's enough out of you, young lady!:laugh:

[Madness]

It's not like there's flooding up there or anything...

10 points for actually posting it though. More balls than most.

[Number One]

This way to porridge >>>>>>

[Madness]

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01398/ronnie_porridge_1398550c.jpg

[Oakie]

This way to porridge >>>>>>

Sticky keyboard alert...

[Foxzee]

Newbi..are you Wellington Northland as in a suburb or Northland out of Auckland as in the district?....Cos it ain't to bad in Wellytron:laugh:

[Newbi]

Newbi..are you Wellington Northland as in a suburb or Northland out of Auckland as in the district?....Cos it ain't to bad in Wellytron:laugh:

Northland, as in north of Auckland:laugh: And the weather is shite.

[Eyegasm]

.....
That's the kind of trunk you look for in a oldsmobile!!!

[Drew]

That's the kind of trunk you look for in a oldsmobile!!!

I'd punch my panel beater in the face if he left that many ripples in the boot lid on my Oldsmobile!

[Ronin]

I'd punch my panel beater in the face if he left that many ripples in the boot lid on my Oldsmobile!

Didn't help with your Trunk.


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[Crasherfromwayback]

Didn't help with your Trunk.




Looks like an elephant has tried to rape his arse and missed.

[Ronin]

Looks like an elephant has tried to rape his arse and missed.
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Crasherfromwayback again

[Drew]

Looks like an elephant has tried to rape his arse and missed.You'll notice my shark bite scar, looks a lot like someone heated up a clutch basket removal tool till it was red hot on a barbeque, and branded me with it.

[Crasherfromwayback]

You'll notice my shark bite scar, looks a lot like someone heated up a clutch basket removal tool till it was red hot on a barbeque, and branded me with it.

Sorry Bro. I don't want to go have another look!

[Ronin]

Sorry Bro. I don't want to go have another look!

You should see the edits.

[Fast Eddie]

get into it

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[ducatilover]

You have a fantastic arse bro. Could've sworn you were a woman.

[Ender EnZed]

You have a fantastic arse bro. Could've sworn you were a woman.

It just looks that way 'cos it's on a Honda.

[Geeen]

get into it




It just looks that way 'cos it's on a Honda.

Is that what you Honda boys wear under your leathers?? :eek5:

Nice arse whoevers it is tho:yes:

[Fast Eddie]

You have a fantastic arse bro. Could've sworn you were a woman.

haha its the undies and stockings that give me those feminine curves bra. wheres your pics at

[Fast Eddie]

Is that what you Honda boys wear under your leathers??

haha :whistle:

[ducatilover]

haha its the undies and stockings that give me those feminine curves bra. wheres your pics at
I did it ages ago, forgot my lace though. :facepalm:

[Fast Eddie]

haha, lace is always a winner. i'll try get the knickers off for a better shoot. but those ones are see through if you look hard enough.. enlarge.. zoom in etc haha

where are all the photos at eh.. snap snap its easy

[Fast Eddie]

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mm bonus i can get on here at uni and have another look

[007XX]

Oh my... It lives on!

I have a single tear slowly ebbing its way down my cheek as I write this, in renewed faith of the sacred KB Arse...

:wings::wings::wings:

[FJRider]

Oh my... It lives on!

I have a single tear slowly ebbing its way down my cheek as I write this, in renewed faith of the sacred KB Arse...

:wings::wings::wings:

For some ... it's their best feature ... :facepalm:

[007XX]

For some ... it's their best feature ... :facepalm:

Sheesh thats a tad harsh surely... I know I'm cheeky, but I am so more than an arse:shifty:

[FJRider]

Sheesh thats a tad harsh surely... I know I'm cheeky, but I am so more than an arse:shifty:

We can all be an arse ... if we so choose. But I am sure you're a pretty face too ... :o

[007XX]

We can all be an arse ... if we so choose. But I am sure you're a pretty face too ... :o

And as eloquent as ever :bleh:

Anyway, love to see that some have decided to have some fun on here again. That was the whole point of this stupid thread in the first place.

As you were.

[ducatilover]

Moar bumzzzz

[nzspokes]

Moar bumzzzz

Agreed, there is a lack of crack in this thread.

[Zedder]

You're just trying to buttocks them up.

[Subike]

oh shit finger slipped

[Number One]

I succumb to the pressure. Here's my crack (http://www.novus.co.nz/images/1.jpg), now stop asking.

[Subike]

I succumb to the pressure. Here's my crack (http://www.novus.co.nz/images/1.jpg), now stop asking.


Oh now thats a perfect example of a crack that is in dire need of immediate attention by clever hands

[Maha]

I succumb to the pressure. Here's my crack (http://www.novus.co.nz/images/1.jpg), now stop asking.

In need of that special fluid to close that bastard!

[Zedder]

I'm shattered.

[ducatilover]

I succumb to the pressure. Here's my crack (http://www.novus.co.nz/images/1.jpg), now stop asking.

You're on the wrong wide of the road :blink:

[Subike]

You're on the wrong wide of the road :blink:

Did not think she was that way inclined!!!!!:shit:

[Number One]

Wakka Wakka Wakka - made ya look ya perves :bleh:

[Oakie]

Oh my... It lives on!

I have a single tear slowly ebbing its way down my cheek as I write this, in renewed faith of the sacred KB Arse... :wings::wings::wings:

Just so we are clear, that tear that is ebbing down your cheek ... would that be the cheek of your face or is someone crying on your arse cheek for some reason...?

[rachprice]

I looked, but then I would never deny that I'm a perve

[Maha]

I looked, but I already know what her arse fells like...:blink:

[Number One]

I looked, but I already know what her arse fells like...:blink:

As does your lady! That was a good night that ;)
although its only half the arse it was back then.

[short-circuit]

...........
<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/b2TQ-OveFQ8" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

[Zedder]

I only had a look 'cos I thought it was about Whittakers K Bars......

[007XX]

Just so we are clear, that tear that is ebbing down your cheek ... would that be the cheek of your face or is someone crying on your arse cheek for some reason...?

I'm sure I could come up with some smartarse comment about having an arse like an onion... It's so hot it makes you cry.

But that ain't me :p

[rachprice]

there really is lack of ass here hey

[tigertim20]

there really is lack of ass here hey

grab the camera and get ya cheeks out then:laugh:

[FJRider]

there really is lack of ass here hey

Some have more ass than others ... :shifty:

[Crasherfromwayback]

there really is lack of ass here hey

Least we got ours out!

[FJRider]

I'm sure I could come up with some smartarse comment about having an arse like an onion... It's so hot it makes you cry.

But that ain't me :p

Appreciation of the onion demands taste .... :devil2:

[Crasherfromwayback]

grab the camera and get ya cheeks out then:laugh:

She's already shown hers!

[Newbi]

Everyone should just have a "do over" :laugh::msn-wink:

[Hitcher]

there really is lack of ass here hey

Given that this is an arse thread, lack of ass is a good thing.

[nadroj]

Given that this is an arse thread, lack of ass is a good thing.

'and here's me thinking Hitcher is on this thread, having lost his marbles & bared his bits......

[CookMySock]

<img src="http://test.picshag.com/pics/092009/relax-its-just-my-armpit.jpg">

Ahh, woops wrong pic.. hats my armpit!

[Crasherfromwayback]

Ahh, woops wrong pic.. hats my armpit!

Thought it was your face.

[husaberg]

I'm spoiling the fun, its the only picture of my arse, and its from the day it made a bid for freedom out my jeans as I climbed over a fence. What is it with my and fences?




Oh you have a well nice ass, maybe I won't post mine now lol, Now get ya pants off and do it properly :laugh:


Show her how its done. lead the way :innocent:

Acceptable format for Selfie ass photos.
Just saying....:msn-wink:

[jasonu]

Acceptable format for Selfie ass photos.
Just saying....:msn-wink:

Cracking stuff that is.

[husaberg]

Cracking stuff that is.

Butter wood melt in her mouth:bleh:

[Hitcher]

Acceptable format for Selfie ass photos.
Just saying...

That image is not a selfie. Don't believe me? Try it.

[husaberg]

That image is not a selfie. Don't believe me? Try it.

Come on youre not suggesting i am blowing smoke up your ass Hitch?:innocent:
Maybe you ought to try the shot again maybe you just need a bigger mirror?:shifty:
Nah seriously for this shot you do admittedly need two mirrors. probably some cocaine too

[Number One]

Acceptable format for Selfie ass photos.
Just saying....:msn-wink:

Good lord man of course it would be you to revive this thread from it's grave! Naughty boy *spank*

[husaberg]

Good lord man of course it would be you to revive this thread from it's grave! Naughty boy *spank*

:cool: Can i have an mother one:devil2:
Dredging is what us Coasters do.
I just came across it and could help myselfie.
I fear Hitcher may have thrown his back out trying to match the camera angle though....

[Number One]

Ha ha ha haaaa the day Hitcher posts a naked butt selfie I will! lolololol

[cc rider]

Acceptable format for Selfie ass photos.
Just saying....:msn-wink::spanking:


Good lord man of course it would be you to revive this thread from it's grave! Naughty boy *spank*
:rofl: That's exactly what I though #1


... gotta luv him though :msn-wink:

[Laava]

This thread needs more pics!
Speshly from the girls!

[husaberg]

Profession photographer available..........:yes:



Ha ha ha haaaa Husaberg like a fine French dish in het gets butter as he sages
All it takes is thyme and a bit of extra spiciness.
Turn up the heat roast him on a fan bake, simmer and serve hot...
fixed the typos for ya

:spanking:


:rofl: That's exactly what I though #1


... gotta luv him though :msn-wink:

if anyone can breath life into a thread its you gurls......
No one has to luv me CC butt i guess it would make putting up with me a lot more understandable

[nodrog]

heres mine

[husaberg]

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/3832307712/h1100FBDA/

[merv]

Ha ha ha haaaa the day Hitcher posts a naked butt selfie I will! lolololol

Welcome back Number One :niceone:, somehow we just managed without you for 7 months last year and we're still here, even Hitcher.

[Laava]

heres mine

Dude, you,ve lost weight! I am a bit worried you may have anorexia.

[Number One]

Profession photographer available..........:yes:






if anyone can breath life into a thread its you gurls......
No one has to luv me CC butt i guess it would make putting up with me a lot more understandable

Look atchu putting words in my mouth... You definitely require supervision and controlling!


heres mine

Still a fucken sexy hottie I see - Stirts is a lucky lady...I shall send her some shavers!


Welcome back Number One :niceone:, somehow we just managed without you for 7 months last year and we're still here, even Hitcher.

Hi Merv :) So long as Hitchers kept his pants on we are good!

[Laava]

- Stirts is a lucky lady...I shall send her some shavers!

Why would she need chickens?......oh wait, I get it!

[Number One]

Why would she need chickens?......oh wait, I get it!

Ha haa - hello cheeky funny man

[Laava]

Ha haa - hello cheeky funny man

Hi! Back on topic!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9-fsnNW4Aw&sns=em

[Number One]

:cool: Can i have an mother one:devil2:
Dredging is what us Coasters do.
I just came across it and could help myselfie.
I fear Hitcher may have thrown his back out trying to match the camera angle though....

An observant friend blinged me just before and pointed out (forgive me I've not been around) that YOU haven't even posted a selfie yourself

So... put up or shut up :wait:

BTW your posting a selfie does not guarantee I will - this is not a quid pro quo situation and well, it just ain't gonna happen

[Stirts]

heres mine

Wanna root?


Still a fucken sexy hottie I see - Stirts is a lucky lady...I shall send her some shavers!

:nono: I love a man with a hairy butt...back? not so much. But send the shavers anyway, you sexy woman you, as I need to shave my arse.


Why would she need chickens?......oh wait, I get it!

Yeah Gordie wasn't too keen on the chicken thing, think I was doing it wrong :shifty:

[Madness]

Wanna root?

Of course he doesn't, he's married.

[Crasherfromwayback]

heres mine

Was your mother raped by a wilderbeast or what?

[husaberg]

Look atchu putting words in my mouth... You definitely require supervision and controlling!


I just chanaged the odd sillyball. I keep your's pretty orangeanal.....
I rarely find that hard to releave.........that you of all peephole would take any thing i say out of consexts.;)

[FJRider]

Wanna root?


Here was I thinking you had (good) taste ... :rolleyes:

[dangerous]

Wanna root?aye what... who ya talking to? hey anyway... who would be on top (refering to nod's pic)

[husaberg]

An observant friend blinged me just before and pointed out (forgive me I've not been around) that YOU haven't even posted a selfie yourself

So... put up or shut up :wait:

BTW your posting a selfie does not guarantee I will - this is not a quid pro quo situation and well, it just ain't gonna happen

i posted a selfie a page or two back didn't i?
Number one you shouldn't believe everything other gurls say about me.......some of it is true....... some of it is procreative expurgation
quip pro&Go......... Oh you speachie lappino two "1.......ita vero, lapsus linguae loco intus citato magno cum gaudio, ophidian. in cauda venenum........

I muse that ya not putting all ya cards on the table, i sense a double bluff........I shall theirfour give you a firm C+ for extort........:msn-wink:

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[nodrog]

Dude, you,ve lost weight! I am a bit worried you may have anorexia.

I think I have got worms. can you see them?


.....

Still a fucken sexy hottie I see - Stirts is a lucky lady...I shall send her some shavers!





she prefers wax


Wanna root?



slapper


Of course he doesn't, he's married.

Rooting is so last year


Was your mother raped by a wilderbeast or what?

my mother is the fuckin wilderbeast

[husaberg]

Wanna root?

Ginger sarsaparilla or tapioca?

:nono: I love a man with a hairy butt...back? not so much. But send the shavers anyway, you sexy woman you, as I need to shave my arse.

It would sure kneed to be love with a butt that hairy.......

Yeah Gordie wasn't too keen on the chicken thing, think I was doing it wrong :shifty:

KEEN????..... you silly buggers, he need not be keen to participate.... why wood you ask, the chicken sword kneed knot be bloody optional:gob:

[Crasherfromwayback]

my mother is the fuckin wilderbeast

Give her my number mate...I love 'em hairy!292522

[nodrog]

Give her my number mate...I love 'em hairy!292522

Is that Crashe?

[Crasherfromwayback]

Is that Crashe?

Bush crash.

[george formby]

Bush crash.

I dated a chick with a bush like that at the top of her bum crack. Front was neat & tidy, rear was all Bob Marley. Fascinating.

[Crasherfromwayback]

I dated a chick with a bush like that at the top of her bum crack. Front was neat & tidy, rear was all Bob Marley. Fascinating.

Obviously never wiped her arse.

[Laava]

I dated a chick with a bush like that at the top of her bum crack. Front was neat & tidy, rear was all Bob Marley. Fascinating.

Did she have a tramp stamp?

[98tls]

I dated a chick with a bush like that at the top of her bum crack. Front was neat & tidy, rear was all Bob Marley. Fascinating.

Dags methinks mate.Were her earrings plastic and hard to undo?No doubt back in the day you thought she was a lazy bitch for lying about in bed for days,truth was she was cast.

[Number One]

Give her my number mate...I love 'em hairy!292522

Geebus..

Always a err, pleasure, Chrasher :wacko:

[husaberg]

ha ha ha haaaa the day hitcher posts a naked butt selfie i will! Lolololol

gotya...............Number one........
Dirty.. practically filthy....:Punk:

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=292569&d=1390026317
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Christina had this to say........

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