KB Arses. The Revival!

[007XX]

Listen up, gentile folks of KB...

Once upon a time, this beautiful virtual land was aplenty with laughter, good humour, and clever banter galore... Whether it'd been about motorised two wheeled monsters or not, this did not in the least matter, for all enjoyed it.

Alas, no more. The land has dried, trolls are roaming, not even clever ones at that, and something must be done.

So, with no further ado, I hereby reinstate one of the most entertaining gallivanting one can possibly get into on this hereby site, without getting into too much trouble.

(This is mainly intended for members who joined KB before August 2008, date of the original Arse thread, but anyone is welcome to join in the fun if he or she has the balls :D, and posts a pic of their butt while respecting the site rules)

That means no front bums, ya dirty little ratbags!

So get imaginative with it... but post your arse, with your bike in the pic :D And let's have fun!!!!

[Maha]

......that reminds me, how is Neil?...:love:

[Deano]

Oh yeah, bring it on peeps !

[chanceyy]

:laugh: awesome tat V .. and bugger up country today & no bike or camera here ;)

[short-circuit]

Listen up, gentile folks of KB...




Nice, butt it would look so much better on a Striple

[007XX]

:laugh: awesome tat V .. and bugger up country today & no bike or camera here ;)

Re: tat... Thanks babe, got it last Christmas. 7 hours altogether in two sittings. The artist was stoked when he finally managed to get a wince from me (bastard!) LOL

And re: no pic from you... You had prior warning, no excuse :p

[Maha]

And re: no pic from you... You had prior warning, no excuse :p

...but a huge relief surely?...:corn:

[blackdog]

Subscribed. I doubt anyone wants to see my arse though.

[Crasherfromwayback]

I've got friends here for dinner, but as soon as I'm done, I'll join in for sure!

[Pussy]

I'll make an effort to put up a pic of my bicycle rack imitation.
You won't be pleased though, V! :blink:

[007XX]

...but a huge relief surely?...:corn:

Thats a very un gentlemanly comment from you Mister... Chancey happens to be a very fine piece of Arse :yes:

I love ALL arses :love:


I've got friends here for dinner, but as soon as I'm done, I'll join in for sure!

I could kiss you right now :sunny: ( and ditch the obstacles...throw them a couple of squares of chockie and call it dessert, then throw them out! :p). Then you can come and play! :D

[007XX]

Subscribed. I doubt anyone wants to see my arse though.

You'd be surprised :shifty: Last night, I watched a documentary on men wanting robot girlsfriends :blink:... Your arse is positively bootylicious in comparison.


I'll make an effort to put up a pic of my bicycle rack imitation.
You won't be pleased though, V! :blink:

Ye of little faith :love:

[nudemetalz]

I wonder if my rear cheeks will look as glorious as a pair of Guzzi cylinders......is the world ready to find out though....

[Mom]

Listen up, gentile folks of KB...

This place has become DULL!!!

So get imaginative with it... but post your arse, with your bike in the pic :D And let's have fun!!!!

Hey you beautiful bottomed woman! Some of us are past the age of publically showing our buns, though we own really yummy ones :o

I do however agree this place has become dull...

[chanceyy]

...but a huge relief surely?...:corn:

but of course, you can wipe the sweat from your brow now :bleh:


Thats a very un gentlemanly comment from you Mister... Chancey happens to be a very fine piece of Arse :yes:

I love ALL arses :love:




ohhhhh yeah I have plenty of arse .. mind you have lost some of it over the last few yrs still plenty to go around :killingme

[racefactory]

Shit I'd tap that!

Love your work, thanks!

[McJim]

Oooh. the controls have all changed since I was a lad....I wonder if this works?

[Grubber]

Wow!!! Lovin that tat! Where did you get it done?

[Mom]

Oooh. the controls have all changed since I was a lad

Whateva Jamie :love:

You must feel verrry at hame, down in that freezing, southern place...

[007XX]

I wonder if my rear cheeks will look as glorious as a pair of Guzzi cylinders......is the world ready to find out though....

They will look mighty fine to me mate :D


Shit I'd tap that!

Love your work, thanks!

Well, thank you :D

However, how about doing more than just perving and growing some balls to post a pic of your butt?




Oooh. the controls have all changed since I was a lad....I wonder if this works?

Re post it hun... don't let down now! :p

[nudemetalz]

I see you have a 10-speed attached on the front...never thought about that, mine is always stuck in low-gear...

[McJim]

I see you have a 10-speed attached on the front...never thought about that, mine is always stuck in low-gear...

Low Gear? That's no way to talk about your missus! :rofl: Okay kiwis. so far it's only the foreigners that have bared all. C'mon. Get yer cameras out and lets enjoy a good bit o' craic!

[Paul in NZ]

You'd be surprised :shifty: Last night, I watched a documentary on men wanting robot girlsfriends :blink:... Your arse is positively bootylicious in comparison.

We watched the start of that after coming home from the gym. I was so knackered I only watched the first bit cos I though 'sweet, sex robots' and I love sex and robots so..... Feck - those guys ruined that fantasy - sad...

How did it end up? Even sadder??

[martybabe]

If you're gonna put a lovely botty like that in the first post how on earth are we gonna compete?:love:

[007XX]

How did it end up? Even sadder??

Yeah, pretty much... But I must say, I was really only watching it for the psychological explanation aspect. I'm fascinated by what makes people tick.


If you're gonna put a lovely botty like that in the first post how on earth are we gonna compete?:love:

Thanks you. But this is NOT a competition... Just an excuse for me to perv :laugh:

[Ronin]

Oh god. Max is viewing the thread.

[007XX]

Low Gear? That's no way to talk about your missus! :rofl: Okay kiwis. so far it's only the foreigners that have bared all. C'mon. Get yer cameras out and lets enjoy a good bit o' craic!

:not: Love yer work!

[Fatt Max]

.......and my pants fell down.......


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[Grahameeboy]

Oooh. the controls have all changed since I was a lad....I wonder if this works?

WHICH WAY ARE YOU FACING.....:shit:

[Riff Raff]

You do have a lovely bum bum there V. Mine is nowhere near as pretty, but it does emit some pretty melodious farts :woohoo:

[Mom]

Oooh. the controls have all changed since I was a lad....I wonder if this works?

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You have Huge Balls :o

Oh well, I mean, given the temps and the fact you posted that pic :shutup:

[McJim]

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You have Huge Balls :o

Oh well, I mean, given the temps and the fact you posted that pic :shutup:

Yeah, the cojones are big enough but the temperature takes a bit of a toll on "wee McJim".....barely 12 inches in this weather :rofl:

[McJim]

WHICH WAY ARE YOU FACING.....:shit:

Your favourite direction mate. Take a closer look at the pic :P

How are you anyhoo?

[Grahameeboy]

your favourite direction mate. Take a closer look at the pic :p

how are you anyhoo?

ha ha..i am just okay

[007XX]

You do have a lovely bum bum there V. Mine is nowhere near as pretty, but it does emit some pretty melodious farts :woohoo:

Thank you m'dear...

On the subject of melodious emissions: I am not much of a farter, I must admit. However, when I was pregnant with my wee girl, the first three months were a time when for the first time in my life ever, I released noxious gaz of the foulest nature indeed :sick:
Even hubby turned green!! Just revenge for carrying his child I reckon :laugh:

[McJim]

On the subject of melodious emissions: I am not much of a farter

Sacre Bleu, with the amount o' garlic your countrymen consume I'd have thought you'd be filling the Montgolfier brothers' balloon with noxious methane! :rofl:

[TonyB]

:love: Lovely as always 007XX:love:

[007XX]

ha ha..i am just okay

Folks, this man is the original KB Arses thread creator... All hail the King :not:


:D

[scumdog]

Listen up, gentile folks of KB...

Once upon a time, this beautiful virtual land was aplenty with laughter, good humour, and clever banter galore... Whether it'd been about motorised two wheeled monsters or not, this did not in the least matter, for all enjoyed it.

Alas, no more. The land has dried, trolls are roaming, not even clever ones at that, and something must be done.

So, with no further ado, I hereby reinstate one of the most entertaining gallivanting one can possibly get into on this hereby site, without getting into too much trouble.

(This is mainly intended for members who joined KB before August 2008, date of the original Arse thread, but anyone is welcome to join in the fun if he or she has the balls :D, and posts a pic of their butt while respecting the site rules)

That means no front bums, ya dirty little ratbags!

So get imaginative with it... but post your arse, with your bike in the pic :D And let's have fun!!!!


So how much for the large garage and land-scaped section??:blip::whistle:

[McJim]

Folks, this man is the original KB Arses thread creator... All hail the King :not:


:D

Do we have to worry about motive? :innocent:

[007XX]

Sacre Bleu, with the amount o' garlic your countrymen consume I'd have thought you'd be filling the Montgolfier brothers' balloon with noxious methane! :rofl:

Nah mate, tis like a built up immunity after a while...


:love: Lovely as always 007XX:love:

Thanks darling... And this time, you got it without having to do a darn thing! :laugh:

[McJim]

So how much for the large garage and land-scaped section??:blip::whistle:

I'm only interested if the native bush gets trimmed :blip::rofl:

[007XX]

Do we have to worry about motive? :innocent:

All means to an end my friend, As far as I was concerned back then, he showed his so I showed mine. Fair is fair :yes:

Not like the bunch of pervs we've got in here these days :shifty:

[Oblivion]

http://knowyourmeme.com/system/icons/228/original/dat.jpg?1241922486

[007XX]

So how much for the large garage and land-scaped section??:blip::whistle:

Ummm, yes... I tried to photshop that out but... it didn't quite work eh! :facepalm:

I was wondering which smartalec was gonna pick that up.

So Scummy... we've seen the top, but I'm still waiting for the good bits there Sir :blip:

[riffer]

OKay, let's up the ante folks...

Still keeping within site rules.

You have been warned.

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[Virago]

OKay, let's up the ante folks...

Does your aunty know that you've posted her photo on here...? :blink:

[Maha]

Does your aunty know that you've posted her photo on here...? :blink:

Jeez riffer your cordura gear is looking a little tatty blink:

[Trudes]

Fuck you guys are hard on each other!

Nice arse V.!!! :wings:

[Laava]

Cool re-run! I'll be back later

[riffer]

Fuck you guys are hard on each other!

Nice arse V.!!! :wings:

It disturbs me to think that they're getting hard over me...

[McJim]

It disturbs me to think that they're getting hard over me...
rest assured - you precipitated a distinct softening for me. I may not be able to get it up for weeks - MINE EYES! :rofl:

Trudes - where's your arse then?

[riffer]

rest assured - you precipitated a distinct softening for me. I may not be able to get it up for weeks - MINE EYES! :rofl:
It's me Scottish genes mate. On the plus side, if we run out of food I'm outlasting most of ya skinny yins.

[HenryDorsetCase]

but of course, you can wipe the sweat from your brow now :bleh:


well, not sweat exactly, and not from his brow. If you see where I'm going.

[Crasherfromwayback]

. Then you can come and play! :D

Sorry about the delay in playing. Feast your sorry eyes on this story...



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What? People are exposing their bare bottoms on a public forum?

242947
I want a part of that.

242948
Ladies asses turn me on, oh fuck yeah!

242950
Oh look! There's one planking on my red rocket.

242952
There she is. Fucken aye!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[rachprice]

Who is that bitch trying it on with my man

[Mom]

Pic 5 Pete, absolute beauty. I think you should print that one and frame it for posterity...

[Maha]

Folks, this man is the original KB Arses thread creator... All hail the King :not:


:D

.......the disturbing fact of that thread was that Grahams arse pic had 622 hits while your had 503 on a predominantly male site...:blink:

[Riff Raff]

Ah Pete and Rach - those pics remind me of when we came round for dinner...

[DMNTD]

Ah Pete and Rach - those pics remind me of when we came round for dinner...

FFS don't eat the sausages!

[Devil]

Bahahahahaaa

[Kittyhawk]

Searched my pics and all I could find was a pic of Frosty's arse at one of the Paeroa street races. :facepalm: Should it be posted up?

[nadroj]

Pete's got it stuck in the headstem!:facepalm:

[Bender]

What's a "front bum?"

This term I have not heard before.

[ajturbo]

3 for the price of one....242954

[scracha]

Yeah, the cojones are big enough but the temperature takes a bit of a toll on "wee McJim".....barely 12 inches in this weather :rofl:
You poor bastard, all the other Scottish boys must have laughed at you after school swimming lessons.

[chanceyy]

well, not sweat exactly, and not from his brow. If you see where I'm going.


:killingme ya reckon huh .. :laugh:

[Oakie]

What's a "front bum?"

This term I have not heard before.

Well if you are looking at someone's bum and then they turn around, you will be looking at their front bum. This allows you to call someone a 'girl's front bum' instead of calling them a c*nt. Much gentler.

[nodrog]

What's a "front bum?"

This term I have not heard before.

its a vagina, the other anus.

[dangerous]

This is mainly intended for members who joined KB before August 2008, date of the original Arse thread Joined in 04 LOL sure has been changers over the years... any ways, I dont remember the thread in question LOL, were we all pissed at the puter again?
So as I fell asleep at yhe key board last night beter late than never haha
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3 for the price of one....
WOW... time hasnt been the best to you has it man, you know pies n beer and that :woohoo:
Remember this, nude bike wash at the Buell rally :facepalm:
242955

And before any one asks... no we dont make a habbit of washing our bikes togeather in the nude.

[Oakie]

Odly, it's almost 4 years to the day that the original KB Arses thread was started on 20 July 2007.

[McJim]

You poor bastard, all the other Scottish boys must have laughed at you after school swimming lessons.

Espescially those weirdos that lived next door to the petrochemical plant at Grangemouth. thay all had two wullies each! :rofl:

[Fatt Max]

Espescially those weirdos that lived next door to the petrochemical plant at Grangemouth. thay all had two wullies each! :rofl:

Aye, my father in law lived near there, looks weird he does, always has someting wrang with him....

[scumdog]

So Scummy... we've seen the top, but I'm still waiting for the good bits there Sir :blip:

Just turn up at the next motorbike rally I attend in the summer months.

And wait until packing up time the next morning....I provoke cries of "Ooo, put it/them away" and similar compliments & praise.:innocent:.

[007XX]

LOL... You are all awesome!!

And I hadn't realised this was an "almost" birthday for the Arse thread. Thanks for pointing it out Oakie.
I guess that maybe there is something about the way the planets are lined up that makes us want to moon people on a regular basis :D

Anyway, you blokes are doing fantastic, and I am most impressed by the efforts so far... Keep it coming.

(Ladies, no pressure but I'm feeling a tad alone here... No wonder we're being dubbed the "weaker sex" :facepalm:)

[FJRider]

So Scummy... we've seen the top, but I'm still waiting for the good bits there Sir :blip:

According to those who've witnessed such ... that was the good bits ... :blink:

[victorious]

Just turn up at the next motorbike rally I attend in the summer months. ....I provoke cries of "Ooo, put it/them away" and similar compliments & praise.:innocent:.That I can vouch for :facepalm:

My most recent... my sun burnt arse on big brothers bike.
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[Crasherfromwayback]

Ah Pete and Rach - those pics remind me of when we came round for dinner...

Cept we all kept our kit on!

Maybe next time...:innocent:

[Crasherfromwayback]

far... Keep it coming.

(Ladies, no pressure but I'm feeling a tad alone here... No wonder we're being dubbed the "weaker sex" :facepalm:)

Come on girls...show us your arse!!!:innocent:

[Geeen]

Thankfully for you lot my Wife doesn't want to share :innocent: A pic of my bikes back end is all I'm allowed to post

[Crasherfromwayback]

Thankfully for you lot my Wife doesn't want to share :innocent: A pic of my bikes back end is all I'm allowed to post

What about a pic of her arse then? Nice pipes by the way...

[Geeen]

What about a pic of her arse then? Nice pipes by the way...

Cheers, they're Neptunes. I think I'll get beat up if I post the pics of her ass :bash:

[Crasherfromwayback]

I won't tell her if you don't.

[Geeen]

Shhhhhhhhhh.......

[Rashika]

3 for the price of one....242954

oooo nice! Does Luke know about this pic??

[Rashika]

Joined in 04 LOL sure has been changers over the years... any ways, I dont remember the thread in question LOL, were we all pissed at the puter again?
So as I fell asleep at yhe key board last night beter late than never haha
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WOW... time hasnt been the best to you has it man, you know pies n beer and that :woohoo:
Remember this, nude bike wash at the Buell rally :facepalm:
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And before any one asks... no we dont make a habbit of washing our bikes togeather in the nude.

yeah it was a hot day huh? :shutup:

cant remember why but washing the bikes in the nude was punishment for doing SOMETHING wrong (as normal) Farken funny to watch though!

[dangerous]

cant remember why but washing the bikes in the nude was punishment for doing SOMETHING wrong (as normal) Farken funny to watch though!
yeah lost a bet with you and Buell Babe by memory... It'll keep

[scumdog]

yeah lost a bet with you and Buell Babe by memory... It'll keep

Pfft, yeah I bet you tried hard NOT to lose that bet eh...

[Fatt Max]

I'm in two minds to have another go with the camera timer function......cos I've been splattering the bowl all day with a dose of Ghandi's......not good....:sick:

[Foxzee]

I'm in two minds to have another go with the camera timer function......cos I've been splattering the bowl all day with a dose of Ghandi's......not good....:sick:

Gawd.....NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!:sick:

Wait................

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[FJRider]

I'm in two minds to have another go with the camera timer function......cos I've been splattering the bowl all day with a dose of Ghandi's......not good....:sick:

Any photo's ... use the black & white option ... before posting ... :yes:

[Foxzee]

Any photo's ... use the black & white option ... before posting ... :yes:

I'd be using the Sepia tonings I think................:blink:

[nzmikey]

Shhhhhhhhhh.......
:2thumbsup:clap::clap:

[Hitcher]

The Brave Defenders approve.

[phill-k]

Have to say the first one was by far the best one so far:yes:

[Virago]

I'm in two minds to have another go with the camera timer function......cos I've been splattering the bowl all day with a dose of Ghandi's......not good....:sick:

Shame, but...

I'm in pre-photo training - currently scoffing a traditional English pork pie, good thick pastry, plenty of jelly...:yes:

[FJRider]

Shame, but...

I'm in pre-photo training - currently scoffing a traditional English pork pie, good thick pastry, plenty of jelly...:yes:

Maybe ... a couple of bottles of Stout to give it colour ... and body ...

[Fatt Max]

Shame, but...

I'm in pre-photo training - currently scoffing a traditional English pork pie, good thick pastry, plenty of jelly...:yes:

Ooohhhhhhhh........

I'l be back in blighty next weekend, shall do the same...

Now, back to the arses...(_i_)

[007XX]

Goddamint... my bag of pixie bling is still empty :angry:

I'm so stoked to see a lot of folks having fun on here again!! Keep it up folks :love:

[Maha]

Yip, the other arse thread got to 82 pages before it was PD'ed....can that be beaten 2nd time round?
Tis a bit like an Arse-a-thon...:rockon:
The phone lines have gone cold.

[Foxzee]

Yip, the other arse thread got to 82 pages before it was PD'ed....can that be beaten 2nd time around?
Tis a bit like an Arse-a-thon...:rockon:
Keep the 'pledges' coming.

Maha...put your money where your arse is!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:love:

[chiefofthehill]

My most recent... my sun burnt arse on big brothers bike.
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bout time you got your own bike buddy... I raise you my bike and one nose pick
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[Maha]

Maha...put your money where your arse is!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:love:

Tried that but it wont give change..:sunny:

[Fatt Max]

Oh fuck it, I'll give it another go.....

[ducatilover]

Might have to do one tomorrow, mine's whiter than all of yours!

[jaffaonajappa]

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this one wins....Three Buells lined up :)

[rachprice]

Shhhhhhhhhh.......

Oi!!!

That is some sweet fucking ass!! Do it, do it!

[FJRider]

Might have to do one tomorrow, mine's whiter than all of yours!

You want white ... :facepalm:

[ducatilover]

You want white ... :facepalm:

Just you wait, I reckon I can trump that.

[Fatt Max]

You want white ... :facepalm:

Bit of wiping required there meethinks......:shit:

[scumdog]

Bit of wiping required there meethinks......:shit:


He did - look at the sheepskins colour...

[FJRider]

Bit of wiping required there meethinks......:shit:

I'm part Maori ... you've found the bit that shows it ... :innocent:

[007XX]

Just you wait, I reckon I can trump that.

:corn::wait:


You want white ... :facepalm:

It ain't half bad actually :D Well done you!

I must say, and strictly from a chick's point of view, that my personal favourite so far would have to be dangerous'... Nice shapely everything :D (of course flip side may be another matter, but eh )

[jrandom]

Listen up, gentile folks of KB...

No circumcised arses, then?

[007XX]

No circumcised arses, then?

nah, all atheists...

[ducatilover]

Nice bike in this pic.

[dangerous]

I must say, and strictly from a chick's point of view, that my personal favourite so far would have to be dangerous'... Nice shapely everything :D (of course flip side may be another matter, but eh )
ya smart bitch LOL ...Whats ya email addy ;)

[ajturbo]

ya smart bitch LOL ...Whats ya email addy ;)

you do know that i had to bribe her to say that...!!!:yes:

[FJRider]

nah, all atheists...

Make no mistake girl ... we believe ... :rockon:

It's WHAT we believe that makes it fun ... :innocent:

[007XX]

ya smart bitch LOL ...Whats ya email addy ;)

Oh My! Is it getting hot in here, or is it just me?

Hang on, all is well, I'm only sitting by the fire :shifty:


you do know that i had to bribe her to say that...!!!:yes:

You ain't got enough money mate :bleh:


Make no mistake girl ... we believe ... :rockon:

It's WHAT we believe that makes it fun ... :innocent:

All hail the Arse ? :not:

[007XX]

Nice bike in this pic.

What a cute wee butt... I can even see a bit of fluff on it! :shutup:

Ya got whiskers yet? :eek: :chase:

[ducatilover]

What a cute wee butt... I can even see a bit of fluff on it! :shutup:

Ya got whiskers yet? :eek: :chase:

Whiskers? Nah, I cut off bristles from the broom and glue them on. :innocent: my bum is a masterpiece :facepalm:

[XxKiTtiExX]

Lmfao what the fuuuuck.... :shutup:

[Hitcher]

An hirsute arse is an object of joy and wonderment. Kept away from machinery and naked flames (both old and new), they are a pleasure and a privilege. Their knockers are generally jealous folks of scant intellect.

[dangerous]

you do know that i had to bribe her to say that...!!!:yes:well you would wouldent ya, you seen the flip side that day, mate I can still see the look of astonishment on ya face as your lower jaw droped and you muttered "is that what a real wanger n cods look like" you were shaking like a leaf... I then looked down at you and relised why you were so impressed... LOL I still cant believe you 'can' find it to take a piss.

Hey now people dont think for a moment we make a habbit of this as already said we were stiched up by Rashika and Buell Babe Id hope to never find me in such a situation again with AJ un less 007 was between us, and even then I swear Id wouldent even look at AJ in the eyes let alone at his gear It just not right now is it I mean... Have I justafied my self enough yet?... ahh shit Im pissed at the key board again aint I, I dont mean Im angry at it but more seeing 3 key boards due to the line up of emptys beside it, or am I seeing 3 times more emptys than is actually there... HEY this reminds me of this time AJ and me... :drinkup:


What a cute wee butt... I can even see a bit of fluff on it! :shutup:

Ya got whiskers yet? :eek: :chase::killingme:killingme:killingme

[007XX]

Whiskers? Nah, I cut off bristles from the broom and glue them on. :innocent: my bum is a masterpiece :facepalm:

:laugh: It's a lovely bum, I'm just being cheeky...Guess I'm just no cougar material :p


An hirsute arse is an object of joy and wonderment. Kept away from machinery and naked flames (both old and new), they are a pleasure and a privilege. Their knockers are generally jealous folks of scant intellect.

Possibly so for the owner, but for the lady of discerning tastes in the department of gorgeous posterior orbs, "hirsute" is generally somewhat of a put off. Thickness is prefered at the front I am told...



Have I justafied my self enough yet?...

Holy shit Batman... ya're tripping over that (reportedly) large instrument of yours! :laugh:

:facepalm:

[Hitcher]

Possibly so for the owner, but for the lady of discerning tastes in the department of gorgeous posterior orbs, "hirsute" is generally somewhat of a put off.

"Real women" get excited and aroused when they run their fingers through it, so I'm told...

[dangerous]

Holy shit Batman... ya're tripping over that (reportedly) large instrument of yours! :laugh::facepalm:Na na... only compaired to AJ, quite avarage other wise... I think, any way that wasnt the line I thought you woulda quoted LOL


"Real women" get excited and aroused when they run their fingers through it, so I'm told...hahahaaaaaaa... ohhh fark me man (no AJ that was not an offer)

[Rashika]

ok so they aren't bare, but there are 3 of them in one shot...

[scumdog]

ok so they aren't bare, but there are 3 of them in one shot...

Sheesh, . looks even bandier than me - what is he, a cowboy??:blink:

[ducatilover]

:laugh: It's a lovely bum, I'm just being cheeky...Guess I'm just no cougar material :p







Not cougar material?
I'm calling for a show of hands (or more arses?)

[dangerous]

ok so they aren't bare, but there are 3 of them in one shot...
Ahhh.. now there ya see just what the thread is all about, that pic is from a chch kb xmas bbq... something that is now not done due to the site over loading with non bike related shit and members.
However out of that came the arrival of the s/i kb rally, true blue kbers will still do the distance to meet up... LOL so its not all bad :scooter:

[007XX]

"Real women" get excited and aroused when they run their fingers through it, so I'm told...

Have you considered the fact that women simulate orgasms to preserve the fragile egos of men? Ipso, factum and dumdidoo... Just saying.


Not cougar material?
I'm calling for a show of hands (or more arses?)

*calling all cougars!!!* This intelligent, well posteriored young biker is obviously needing some attention.

I'm old enough, just not enclined to chase young fellas :laugh:

[jrandom]

I'm old enough, just not enclined...

Inclined. With an 'i'.

[Kickaha]

Have you considered the fact that women simulate orgasms to preserve the fragile egos of men?

Women have orgasms?

It is true you do learn something new every day

[Ocean1]

women simulate orgasms

Stimulate, with a t.

[ducatilover]

What's an orgasm? :innocent:

[Gwinch]

Many apologies for arseing around, I had to hijack another Kiwibiker's garage while they were out of the city. :sunny:

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[dangerous]

Many apologies for arsing around, I had to hijack another Kiwibiker's garage while they were out of the city. :sunny:

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you look a bit concerned in the last pic... did you brake the Honda? or did you make a mess?

[007XX]

Inclined. With an 'i'.

Damn it!! I knew it too, just couldn't be arsed double checking before posting. Mea Culpae, etc


Women have orgasms?

It is true you do learn something new every day

:facepalm: Never has an emoticon been more appropriate!


Stimulate, with a t.

Cute... Can you do a technical drawing for the rest of the class? They need help...

[007XX]

What's an orgasm? :innocent:


Here ya go, bit of a classic for you :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFpnPZpFTEk

[ajturbo]

hey D.... if i remember rightly.... it was in St Arnaud.... and YOU were the one feeling a bit ....short, i also Know that i DIDN"T look at your front....

ya poof :facepalm:... now i i know this.. i am very (VERY) worried about the buell rally.... i hope your not going to try and get me pissed again.... last time you did, i woke up a sore butt..... now i think i know why:sick:

[dangerous]

hey D.... if i remember rightly.... it was in St Arnaud.... and YOU were the one feeling a bit ....short, i also Know that i DIDN"T look at your front....

ya poof :facepalm:... now i i know this.. i am very (VERY) worried about the buell rally.... i hope your not going to try and get me pissed again.... last time you did, i woke up a sore butt..... now i think i know why:sick:HAHA.... thats right its comming up soon aye fella :blink:

[007XX]

Many apologies for arsing around, I had to hijack another Kiwibiker's garage while they were out of the city. :sunny:


You HAVE been working out... Well done!

[ducatilover]

Here ya go, bit of a classic for you :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFpnPZpFTEk

Thanks, I did that when I ate my corned silverside tonight, 'twas amazing.
That means I've had an orgasm! :sunny:

[Rashika]

I'm old enough, just not enclined to chase young fellas :laugh:

yeah there is just no real fun in them huh? :shutup: :innocent: ;)

[Ratti]

WOuldnt go that far Rashika...just that ya gotta be quick before it's all over.

Bring on the young bums I say! :corn:

[ducatilover]

WOuldnt go that far Rashika...just that ya gotta be quick before it's all over.

Bring on the young bums I say! :corn:

Be quick before......:shit: Noooooo.....never

[Rashika]

Bring on the young bums I say! :corn:

HERE HERE!! :yes:

[scumdog]

Bring on the young bums I say! :corn:

CB (normajeane) is more than happy with my aged-but-small-and-firm-but-tocks!:shutup:

[Crasherfromwayback]

women simulate orgasms to preserve the fragile egos of men? Ipso, :

What do 99.9 % of all women say right after they've had massive muliple orgasms?






Thanks Pete.

[short-circuit]

What do 99.9 % of all women say right after they've had massive muliple orgasms?






Thanks Pete.

Yeah right. Thanks Pete.

[FJRider]

Yeah right. Thanks Pete.

So ... all the guys (you know) say that ... too ... ???

[007XX]

yeah there is just no real fun in them huh? :shutup: :innocent: ;)

Oh i don't know... There was this ONE time in band camp... Lol


What do 99.9 % of all women say right after they've had massive muliple orgasms?
Thanks Pete.

You were holding the vibrator for them... How very chivalrous of you!

[Crasherfromwayback]

Yeah right. Thanks Pete.

You're out of luck mate, I don't do guys.

[007XX]

You're out of luck mate, I don't do guys.

Why so quick to deprive yourself of 50% more opportunities to get lucky? :D

[McJim]

What do 99.9 % of all women say right after they've had massive muliple orgasms?






Thanks Pete.
Multiple Orgasms? Until you said that I didn't realise women could have any other kind! :rofl:

[ducatilover]

There isn't much bum in here, bit disappointed. :nono:

[Geeen]

I got caught just after my last post :shit: and got a pounding :innocent:. BUT some fast talking, promises of orgasms galore (for her) and the fact I have the BEST WIFE EVER!!!!:woohoo::love::wings: Came up with these....

I even put the Speedy in the dining room where it was warm :love:

[HenryDorsetCase]

^^^ you're very pursuasive.

http://www.string-emil.de/Autowerkstatt/

relevant.

[Oakie]

I got caught just after my last post :shit: and got a pounding :innocent:. BUT some fast talking, promises of orgasms galore (for her) and the fact I have the BEST WIFE EVER!!!!:woohoo::love::wings: Came up with these....

I even put the Speedy in the dining room where it was warm :love:

Nice! Did you check the position of the mirrors before you took the photos?

[jaffaonajappa]

^^^ you're very pursuasive.

http://www.string-emil.de/Autowerkstatt/

relevant.

You are a sick sick man.-going to have nightmares for a while now......thats up there with the CBX Honda thread.

:shit:

[Laava]

I got caught just after my last post :shit: and got a pounding :innocent:. BUT some fast talking, promises of orgasms galore (for her) and the fact I have the BEST WIFE EVER!!!!:woohoo::love::wings: Came up with these....

I even put the Speedy in the dining room where it was warm :love:

There is almost a bit of reflecto-porn going on. Re-do please!

[allycatz]

Come on girls...show us your arse!!!:innocent:

Nah, isnt lens wide enough:facepalm:

[Indiana_Jones]

lol dear God, not this again....

Where's my camera....

-Indy

[yungatart]

Many apologies for arseing around, I had to hijack another Kiwibiker's garage while they were out of the city. :sunny:

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Bring on the young bums I say! :corn:

Yes, indeed! I concur!

[HenryDorsetCase]

OK, this isn't my bum exactly, but it is a great one of me multi tasking

[Oakie]

Well I suppose I could play this game again....

[ducatilover]

Well I suppose I could play this game again....

Outdoors + bike. Could be a winner

[Ratti]

nope..wrong wrong wrong.
people who dont wear atgatt are losers :yes:

[ducatilover]

:facepalm: I ride naked all the time.

[Little Miss Trouble]

nope..wrong wrong wrong.
people who dont wear atgatt are losers :yes:

Boots, gloves and helmet are the minimum around here :yes:

[Nasty]

Boots, gloves and helmet are the minimum around here :yes:


Minimum at this house as well! :innocent::innocent:

[scumdog]

nope..wrong wrong wrong.
people who dont wear atgatt are losers :yes:

"Hi, I'm a loser" (apparently):shutup:

[kunoichi]

Now advertising for a photographer:

able to take a picture without expecting more

Unpaid but get a nice view in return!

Any takers? Lol

:shit: yes u read that right! :innocent:

[Mom]

:shit: yes u read that right! :innocent:

Geeze you are brave :lol:

[chiefofthehill]

Party's here do take a turn for the worse at about 2am.......agreed:yes:Hehe, same... in this case it was a S/I KB Rally, obviously its not me I was not there, well I was but all I could do was hear the rackett... anyone want to guess the owner of this arse?
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[Oakie]

Now advertising for a photographer:
able to take a picture without expecting more
Unpaid but get a nice view in return!
Any takers? Lol
:shit: yes u read that right! :innocent:

We'll it wouldn't be the first time but you are a bit far away. Pass.

[Thani-B]

Geeze you are brave :lol:

I'm the same, if I had a garage to hide in while I took my clothes off, I'd do it :yes:

[Oakie]

I guess it would be about the only time I'd ever be happy to see a crack in the lens of my Canon.

[Oakie]

I'm the same, if I had a garage to hide in while I took my clothes off, I'd do it :yes:

Out in the open air is fine ... as long as your nephew and his girlfriend don't unexpectedly drive in when you are doing naked circuits of the front lawn. Damn! :facepalm:

[kunoichi]

I'm the same, if I had a garage to hide in while I took my clothes off, I'd do it :yes:

Lol here's an idea.....how about those that are garage deprived get a group pic done for the thread?? :yes: then take a group pic of the tail ends of our lovely bikes :scooter:

[FJRider]

Now advertising for a photographer:

able to take a picture without expecting more

Unpaid but get a nice view in return!

Any takers? Lol

:shit: yes u read that right! :innocent:

Is Albany anywhere near Alexandra ... ??? :blink::shutup: :crybaby:

[Oakie]

Is Albany anywhere near Alexandra ... ??? :blink::shutup: :crybaby:

No, that's Clyde you're thinking of.

[FJRider]

Out in the open air is fine ... as long as your nephew and his girlfriend don't unexpectedly drive when you are doing naked circuits of the front lawn. Damn! :facepalm:

Next time ... I bet they'll phone first .... :killingme

[FJRider]

No, that's Clyde you're thinking of.

BUGGER ... :angry: :innocent:

[kunoichi]

Is Albany anywhere near Alexandra ... ??? :blink::shutup: :crybaby:

Distance is no obstacle for a biker!!!!! Especially if I'm on the shore too! :p

[FJRider]

Distance is no obstacle for a biker!!!!! Especially if I'm on the shore too! :p

Too true ... lets see ... 2000 km's (give or take) ... mmm :sunny:

[Mom]

I'm the same, if I had a garage to hide in while I took my clothes off, I'd do it :yes:

Ok then, here is the deal. My place, Saturday, Maha can be somewhere else. Bottys on bikes, my pleasure to take them. Safe as friggen houses.

[FJRider]

Ok then, here is the deal. My place, Saturday, Maha can be somewhere else. Bottys on bikes, my pleasure to take them. Safe as friggen houses.

Web cam disabled ???

[kunoichi]

Ok then, here is the deal. My place, Saturday, Maha can be somewhere else. Bottys on bikes, my pleasure to take them. Safe as friggen houses.

Yus!!!! Done!!! R u in aux?? :rockon:

[FJRider]

Yus!!!! Done!!! R u in aux?? :rockon:

No ... but she's closer than I am ... :killingme :rockon:

[ducatilover]

I'll do it....I'm a a wee bit far away.

[Oakie]

Damn. Another dream job down the gurgler. I shall however await the results with anticipation (from an entirely creative point of view of course).

Oddly, I already have an assignment this week that will see me photographing a bottom. I was asked (if that's what it's called when the boss makes a request) to photograph the bottom of a house that is being lifted for pile repairs.

[MikeD400]

a bottom that is being lifted for pile repairs.

OHH NOO YOU DIDNT! :spanking:

[Geeen]

There is almost a bit of reflecto-porn going on. Re-do please!

Hahahahaha :killingme















No.

[Oakie]

OHH NOO YOU DIDNT! :spanking:

Ha ha. Didn't realise. Well spotted!

[scumdog]

Hehe, same... in this case it was a S/I KB Rally, obviously its not me I was not there, well I was but all I could do was hear the rackett... anyone want to guess the owner of this arse?
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Not me - I don't wear UNDERDAKS.....

[HenryDorsetCase]

No, that's Clyde you're thinking of.

Clyde from EVERY WHICH WAY BUT LOOSE? Not sure I'd want an orangutan taking my pic.

[ducatilover]

Well spotted!

You can get pills for that.

[MikeD400]

You can get pills for that.

You can also get tablets that the wife will refuse to help u insert in your.... WHAT?:buggerd::gob:

[dangerous]

Ha ha. Didn't realise. Well spotted! farked if I can spot it, thats got to be the head in the left mirror, but a little imagination... great shot Mr Geeen



Not me - I don't wear UNDERDAKS.....true dat... you be a Y frount man, and in white I bet :woohoo:

[Oakie]

Clyde from EVERY WHICH WAY BUT LOOSE? Not sure I'd want an orangutan taking my pic.

I think that movie started my love affair with orangutans. ... Oops. Hang on. That just sounds a bit wrong. Ha ha. I remember Clyde more than the actor. Clint Eastwood?

[Mom]

I think that movie started my love affair with orangutans. ... Oops. Hang on. That just sounds a bit wrong. Ha ha. I remember Clyde more than the actor. Clint Eastwood?

Clyde Rocked :yes:

[Mom]

Yus!!!! Done!!! R u in aux?? :rockon:

Am a bit north of Albany, but that is not a problem. I ride down there everyday. I am in Warkworth, happy to come down and escort you back here.

OMG :gob: Have you just read what I posted?

:o

Come here little girl :blip:

[HenryDorsetCase]

Am a bit north of Albany, but that is not a problem. I ride down there everyday. I am in Warkworth, happy to come down and escort you back here.

OMG :gob: Have you just read what I posted?

:o

Come here little girl :blip:

Hey! where's the lollies? usually when I am being molested I get lollies!

[Mom]

Hey! where's the lollies? usually when I am being molested I get lollies!


I have not molested her...yet :innocent:

[Oakie]

Clyde Rocked :yes:

Clyde! My favourite ginga!

I guess this image is apropos to the orangutan thing and this thread http://www.flickr.com/photos/fiskadoro/4761599467/

[ducatilover]

Hey! where's the lollies? usually when I am being molested I get lollies!

You got lollies? :facepalm: I didn't

[Mom]

My favourite ginga!

Saw him perform in Las Vegas back in the early '80's, fantastic stuff. Sad though if you are a conservation minded type. Personally, it was far too late for him, so why not enjoy what he was raised to do?

[MikeD400]

When i get my new bike my wife has agreed to letting me post an Arse shot here! :woohoo:

Wait in anticipation lady's and gentlemen!

[nadroj]

When i get my new bike my wife has agreed to letting me post an Arse shot here! :woohoo:

Wait in anticipation lady's and gentlemen!

Your's or her's (I'm not waiting for yours...

[FJRider]

When i get my new bike my wife has agreed to letting me post an Arse shot here! :woohoo:


Yours or hers ... ??? can we take a vote ... ??? :innocent:

[hmurphy]

I was told by an anonymous person to post my ass on this thread. Naked wheelie style. Video was made for my parents for my 21st.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBz6v7I3CGQ&feature=channel_video_title

Enjoy

[Oakie]

When i get my new bike my wife has agreed to letting me post an Arse shot here! :woohoo:

As long as you're sure that doesn't mean "when hell freezes over!"

[dangerous]

Clyde! My favourite ginga!HUH... someone actually likes Ginga's? :shit:




Hehe, same... in this case it was a S/I KB Rally, obviously its not me I was not there, well I was but all I could do was hear the rackett... anyone want to guess the owner of this arse?
Ya little shit



When i get my new bike my wife has agreed to letting me post an Arse shot here! :woohoo:
You need permition... sad :violin:

[Maha]

TAG: Say no to crack.

[Stirts]

I love ALL arses :love:

I LOVE your arse! :sweatdrop

They say a sexy arse is but a light switch away :D

So here is my sexy arse ......
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/f7/Auto_Racing_Black_Box.svg/800px-Auto_Racing_Black_Box.svg.png

[allycatz]

I LOVE your arse! :sweatdrop

They say a sexy arse is but a light switch away :D

So here is my sexy arse ...

A big black hole????

[Stirts]

a big black hole????

A big black box!

[allycatz]

A big black box!

Either way ya can't miss it:shutup:

[FJRider]

A big black box!

I prefer little black boxes ... :innocent:

[Stirts]

I prefer little black boxes ... :innocent:

http://cdn.hometheaterforum.com/4/4d/4d63ba58_htf_imgcache_25196.jpeg

It's not the size - it is how you use it aye ;)

[ducatilover]

It's not the size - it is how you use it aye ;)

That's what they keep telling me. Maybe they want me to use it better? :innocent:

[FJRider]

It's not the size - it is how you use it aye ;)

I've only got a 1200 ... but I ride like a nana ... :facepalm:

If I go hard though ... it feels more like a 1650 ... :innocent:

[Thani-B]

Ok then, here is the deal. My place, Saturday, Maha can be somewhere else. Bottys on bikes, my pleasure to take them. Safe as friggen houses.

If I was still living in Auckland that would work, but I'm in Tauranga now. Bit far on my student budget :(

[Little Miss Trouble]

If I was still living in Auckland that would work, but I'm in Tauranga now. Bit far on my student budget :(

Stirts has a garage...

[MikeD400]

Your's or her's (I'm not waiting for yours...

HAHA hers man, i dont need permision to post mine!

[FJRider]

HAHA hers man, i dont need permision to post mine!

At least ask for her opinion ... and listen ... :shutup:

[MikeD400]

At least ask for her opinion ... and listen ... :shutup:

Hehe tooooo right! I would not consider doing much without getting prior input, unless it has to do with beer or motorbikes thats all me! MUAHAHA

[MikeD400]

As long as you're sure that doesn't mean "when hell freezes over!"

Oh hell no! Vans funding my new bike, FZR400 is gone now time to go legal and the van will fund my new bike :p By the way....

Anyone want to buy a Toyota Hiace? :D 174,000ks year 2000 2.8l diesel LWB + High Top!

:yes:

[Stirts]

Stirts has a garage...

2 girls one garage.

[Geeen]

2 girls one garage.

OOoooooooooohh. :woohoo:

[kunoichi]

Am a bit north of Albany, but that is not a problem. I ride down there everyday. I am in Warkworth, happy to come down and escort you back here.

OMG :gob: Have you just read what I posted?

:o

Come here little girl :blip:

Haha ur nt far from me at all!! I'm in orewa. Do I gt lollies if I'm in a corset and bare bum??

[FJRider]

Do I gt lollies if I'm in a corset and bare bum??

:yes::yes::yes::yes::yes::yes::yes::yes::yes::yes: :yes::yes::yes::yes::yes:

I can have them delivered ... :innocent:

[Oakie]

Do I gt lollies if I'm in a corset and bare bum??

Well you'll get our attention for sure!

[ducatilover]

2 girls one garage.

:woohoo: Yes. I think I love you.

[dangerous]

Haha ur nt far from me at all!! I'm in orewa. Do I gt lollies if I'm in a corset and bare bum??
In english please? your key board seems to be playing up!

[Teflon]

Listen up, gentile folks of KB...

Once upon a time, this beautiful virtual land was aplenty with laughter, good humour, and clever banter galore... Whether it'd been about motorised two wheeled monsters or not, this did not in the least matter, for all enjoyed it.

Alas, no more. The land has dried, trolls are roaming, not even clever ones at that, and something must be done.

So, with no further ado, I hereby reinstate one of the most entertaining gallivanting one can possibly get into on this hereby site, without getting into too much trouble.

(This is mainly intended for members who joined KB before August 2008, date of the original Arse thread, but anyone is welcome to join in the fun if he or she has the balls :D, and posts a pic of their butt while respecting the site rules)

That means no front bums, ya dirty little ratbags!

So get imaginative with it... but post your arse, with your bike in the pic :D And let's have fun!!!!

Nice.,.,,.,.,.,..,

[kunoichi]

:yes::yes::yes::yes::yes::yes::yes::yes::yes::yes: :yes::yes::yes::yes::yes:

I can have them delivered ... :innocent:

Haha done!! I like caramel gooey lollies, no jelly babies, sharks or milk bottles. Who likes to chew on sweetened rubber?? :p

[Oakie]

Who likes to chew on sweetened rubber?? :p

Depends what it has been sweetened with.

[short-circuit]

Bugger all arse in this thread so far....oops...pardon :facepalm:

[MikeD400]

Bugger all arse in this thread

BAHAHAHAHA!!!! No no no but seriously... Would you?

:Punk:

(wondering why this is funny? google it!)

[007XX]

So here is my sexy arse ......
[/IMG]

I can assure you all that the real thing that is Miss Stirts' botty is utterly bootylicious :love:



Nice.,.,,.,.,.,..,


Why thank you :)
Now show me some arse y'all!!! Enough bantering already...

This IS a "show me yours since I showed you mine" game folks ...

[Virago]

Well, this is all a bit ho-hum really...

I mean, we've all got a bum, we've all got a bike, and we've all got a camera - big deal.

So - how to up the ante? How to spice things up a bit?

How about...

...Your bum on someone else's pride and joy...?

I mean, how will they feel about it? Will they think of that special photo every time they swing a leg across their beloved machine? Will it ever be the same again...?

Tigertim20, I hope you've enjoyed your wonderful honeymoon in Tahiti, with your beautiful bride - welcome home. Young Squim will be leaving the office shortly to provide Limo service from the airport.

As requested, I've looked after your Arse Won (oops sorry, R1) with loving care - keeping it warmed through on a regular basis.

No, don't thank me - it's what friends do for each other...:done:

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P.S. Yes, the seat is gladwrapped, although I may have tea-bagged the tank - shit it was cold... :innocent:

[Crasherfromwayback]

Hahaha...nice work!

[my_r32]

Ahaha Virago thats bloody funny, TT's reaction may be even funnier lol :D

[ducatilover]

Brilliant! :yes:

[Maha]

....looks all the better since you had the work done Ken....:corn:

[Deano]

[B]How about...

...Your bum on someone else's pride and joy...?

I mean, how will they feel about it? Will they think of that special photo every time they swing a leg across their beloved machine? Will it ever be the same again...?

A well known KBer once left a wet spot on the seat of my CBR......it was actually condensation but shit it was funny.