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EJK
8th August 2011, 14:42
<iframe width="560" height="349" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/WPur2jE-gZ4" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

What does that do?

blackdog
8th August 2011, 14:53
I hate to think what you were looking for when you found that.

Vacquer0
8th August 2011, 15:03
http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6010/6020136491_5d0419879b.jpg

avgas
8th August 2011, 15:46
Watch out that thing transforms......

Into Optimus Primal.

Paul in NZ
8th August 2011, 15:48
I sure wouldnt put MY finger in there......

Paul in NZ
8th August 2011, 15:49
Watch out that thing transforms......

Into Optimus Primal.

Optimus Vaginal you mean

Dodgy_Matt
8th August 2011, 15:51
What would you call it? the FAPinator?





:love:

gijoe1313
8th August 2011, 15:52
Jeebus EJ, the things you post up ... :facepalm:

DMNTD
8th August 2011, 15:52
Does it come in adult size?

EJK
8th August 2011, 16:04
Hey hey hey I can't read Chinese. :lol:

But curious, what does it say?

yachtie10
8th August 2011, 16:08
Hey hey hey I can't read Chinese. :lol:

But curious, what does it say?

it says in english "sperm collector"

Crasherfromwayback
8th August 2011, 16:53
Does it come in adult size?

You'd be doing fucking well to make it cum

DMNTD
8th August 2011, 17:00
You'd be doing fucking well to make it cum

As long as they have curtains and not venetian blinds...I'm happy

Crasherfromwayback
8th August 2011, 17:01
Hate to think what 'it' has...

DMNTD
8th August 2011, 17:09
Hate to think what 'it' has...

Be certain to wear your firewall!

mashman
8th August 2011, 17:52
Does it come (ahem) with a time limit. Race ya

MIXONE
8th August 2011, 17:53
If it can cook I want one.

Maha
8th August 2011, 17:55
....a static lesbian that doesn't mind the real thing? :corn:

pzkpfw
8th August 2011, 19:56
If it can cook I want one.


....wonder if it farts?....:corn:

So we're talking Dutch oven?