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Lurch
5th September 2011, 07:14
This video is bound to appeal to the anti-cyclist in all of us.
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Paul in NZ
5th September 2011, 07:35
speaking as someone who likes to breathe fresh air - um - I object
marty
5th September 2011, 08:05
that's pretty much standard ops for many open road and round town cyclists here too. many times i've been smoked on in a similar fashion to that by some smart arse truckie who thinks it's hilarious. just another reason to buy one of these:
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Road kill
5th September 2011, 17:14
But it is hilarious,so call a wambulance,,lycra dressed fring'in homo's.:killingme:corn:
slofox
5th September 2011, 17:21
that's pretty much standard ops for many open road and round town cyclists here too. many times i've been smoked on in a similar fashion to that by some smart arse truckie who thinks it's hilarious. just another reason to buy one of these:
I wonder does it let you push the other riders off as you go past? That'd be fun!
I'd want a bigger screen...
Mad-V2
5th September 2011, 17:45
I like it! Someone I know had a torreno with water squirter's on his headlights.
He turned them round and squirted the cyclists that regularly ride two abreast on the country road he lived on until they got out of his way.
Works a treat.
If ya want to cycle for fitness or training, do it on a closed circuit just like we have to if we want to speed on our bikes.
Urban cyclists I don't mind too much as its slow going anyway, but country roads are for motorists who pay to use them.
Shadowjack
5th September 2011, 17:56
That is simply a masterclass of vehicle handling skill and timing. :innocent:
Ender EnZed
5th September 2011, 17:58
Anyone who has difficulty overtaking cyclists should stick to walking.
ktm
5th September 2011, 18:21
Hahaha beautiful, just what we need for the "Peleton" riders around Wellington.
meteor
5th September 2011, 18:26
But it is hilarious,so call a wambulance,,lycra dressed fring'in homo's.:killingme:corn:
No it's not, he's an arse! should plug him in to his own exhaust.. Fwit! Same as those Fkin smokers lighting up and opening their windows so everyone behind gets a helmet full of the poisonous shit. They should close their windows and die faster!
marty
5th September 2011, 18:28
i still fail to see how a bunch of guys who spend their riding lives trying not to be killed by vehicle bigger than them, have such disregard for another group of people who have the same issues, but have motorcycles as well as the rest of the population to worry about. we don't have to hold hands, but for those of us that change from leathers to lycra frequently, this attitude of motorcyclists really fucks me off, and if i am somewhere with a bunch of motorbikers and someone does something on purpose to create a situation with a cyclist, then they could expect some consequences.
i guess it's a 'i've got the biggest penis' kinda thing.
JimO
5th September 2011, 19:04
i still fail to see how a bunch of guys who spend their riding lives trying not to be killed by vehicle bigger than them, have such disregard for another group of people who have the same issues, but have motorcycles as well as the rest of the population to worry about. we don't have to hold hands, but for those of us that change from leathers to lycra frequently, this attitude of motorcyclists really fucks me off, and if i am somewhere with a bunch of motorbikers and someone does something on purpose to create a situation with a cyclist, then they could expect some consequences.
i guess it's a 'i've got the biggest penis' kinda thing.
i think you will find that some cyclists attitude have spoilt it for the rest
Ender EnZed
5th September 2011, 19:07
i still fail to see how a bunch of guys who spend their riding lives trying not to be killed by vehicle bigger than them, have such disregard for another group of people who have the same issues, but have motorcycles as well as the rest of the population to worry about.
It's probably because they're fat.
Usarka
5th September 2011, 19:16
i think you will find that some cyclists attitude have spoilt it for the rest
Many would say the same about speeding, lane spliitting, gang member motorcyclists.
Sable
5th September 2011, 19:43
That's hilarious. I used to do the same thing on my X7, every second Sunday I'd run the oil injector and have premix in the tank too. With the choke and front brake on it produced quite a smoke cloud. I'd go up and down Happy Valley Road for an hour or two :second:
JimO
5th September 2011, 19:56
Many would say the same about speeding, lane spliitting, gang member motorcyclists.
eggsxactly but you will find that motorcyclists dont ride 4 abreast holding people up
nzspokes
5th September 2011, 20:40
eggsxactly but you will find that motorcyclists dont ride 4 abreast holding people up
You ride a motorcycle, overtake genius. :facepalm:
oldrider
6th September 2011, 08:42
This video is bound to appeal to the anti-cyclist in all of us.
Well, while it's a change from amusing himself by abusing himself and making a cunt of his hand .... :tugger:
All the cyclists in that clip seemed to be well over and off the road .... isn't that what we ask them to do? :yes:
His fuel bill would be quite high too, bet it's not his truck!
I can understand the temptation to do it though! :devil2:
Vacquer0
6th September 2011, 08:52
Bwaahaaahaaahaa....laughed every long, black cloud. Menace to society.
Scuba_Steve
6th September 2011, 09:05
I do this too, just I don't discriminate my diesels fucked so it do it to EVERYONE :woohoo:
jasonu
6th September 2011, 10:35
This video is bound to appeal to the anti-cyclist in all of us.
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What a dickhead, he missed one of those spandex wearing homos about half way thru the vid. Otherwise top marks!!!
Grasshopperus
6th September 2011, 11:28
I don't hate cyclists but that video was hilarious.
Usarka
6th September 2011, 13:19
After watching that I hate 4WD drivers even more than I did before :whistle:
marty
6th September 2011, 16:46
What a dickhead, he missed one of those spandex wearing homos about half way thru the vid. Otherwise top marks!!!
you're another fuckwit american more like it.
Lurch
6th September 2011, 16:56
you're another fuckwit american more like it.
Seriously, if this video doesn't make you laugh (or at least this thread) then there's something wrong with you.
marty
6th September 2011, 17:00
what fucking wrong with me, is people taking delight from being total fuckwits towards other people who are just trying to enjoy their day really fucks me off.
when you'd be ok with me spilling some offensive liquid or product on the road prior to you trying to enjoy a nice ride through the country, then it'd be funny.
HenryDorsetCase
6th September 2011, 17:01
If ya want to cycle for fitness or training, do it on a closed circuit just like we have to if we want to speed on our bikes.
Urban cyclists I don't mind too much as its slow going anyway, but country roads are for motorists who pay to use them.
OK, I'll bite.
You're a cock, and thats a fucking stupid thing to say.
JimO
6th September 2011, 17:21
You ride a motorcycle, overtake genius. :facepalm:
some of us actually use other forms of transport mate
Mad-V2
6th September 2011, 17:34
OK, I'll bite.
You're a cock, and thats a fucking stupid thing to say.
Mate, I can see your string hanging out, better tootle off to the ladies and poke that thing back up there.
I know lots of people who think the exact same thing as I do.
It's o.k for people to travel on our roads at 70k's under the speed limit, but if I wanted to go 70k over the limit I have to go to a track, but both me and the cyclists run the same risk of being killed. WTF
HenryDorsetCase
6th September 2011, 17:39
Mate, I can see your string hanging out, better tootle off to the ladies and poke that thing back up there.
I know lots of people who think the exact same thing as I do.
It's o.k for people to travel on our roads at 70k's under the speed limit, but if I wanted to go 70k over the limit I have to go to a track, but both me and the cyclists run the same risk of being killed. WTF
some might say, that with a polesmoker such as you on the road, anyone around you is running a grave danger of being killed.
and some might also say that if you "know lots of people who think the exact same thing" as you do, then you know a lot of fuckwits.
the ignore button is my friend. it really is.
Mad-V2
6th September 2011, 17:53
some might say, that with a polesmoker such as you on the road, anyone around you is running a grave danger of being killed.
and some might also say that if you "know lots of people who think the exact same thing" as you do, then you know a lot of fuckwits.
the ignore button is my friend. it really is.
What a fucken stupid thing to say.....
So what makes me a danger to everyone around me? I've been on the road 20 years and never killed anyone.
You obviously own a super tight lycra suit and like to wear it on weekends.
nzspokes
6th September 2011, 18:26
What a fucken stupid thing to say.....
So what makes me a danger to everyone around me? I've been on the road 20 years and never killed anyone.
You obviously own a super tight lycra suit and like to wear it on weekends.
Wow, just wow. :facepalm:
JimO
6th September 2011, 18:53
You ride a motorcycle, overtake genius. :facepalm:
well Mr Genius some people actually have to use other forms of transport and passing these refugees from the Tour De France would require a bit more room than they give you, one road in particular im thinking of has cliffs on one side and the harbour on the other is winding and narrow, perhaps we should pass the one closest to the side of the road and squash the rest??
Latte
6th September 2011, 19:00
That's hilarious. I used to do the same thing on my X7, every second Sunday I'd run the oil injector and have premix in the tank too. With the choke and front brake on it produced quite a smoke cloud. I'd go up and down Happy Valley Road for an hour or two :second:
But 2 stroke smoke is so nice you'd make them ride faster attempting to keep up. You'd be doing them a favour.
TTS :love:
Lurch
6th September 2011, 19:48
OK, I'll bite.
You're a cock, and thats a fucking stupid thing to say.
I've got to admit I'm more on his side than yours HenryDorsetCase. Nothing makes me cringe more than seeing yet another idiot cyclist doing a 10kph grind up the Rimutakas with numerous blind corners inviting them (or more likely another oncoming vehicle) to their death by an unsuspecting motorist.
ktm
6th September 2011, 21:20
So: if more people drove diesels like Mr Cummins then there would be less cyclists clogging our roads thereby improving traffic flows at peak times and forcing fags to find another way to display themselves to their friends. Back to the closets boys.
Kickaha
6th September 2011, 21:27
So: if more people drove diesels like Mr Cummins then there would be less cyclists clogging our roads thereby improving traffic flows at peak times and forcing fags to find another way to display themselves to their friends. Back to the closets boys.
If more people drove diesels like Mr Cummins it would just mean there would be lot more ignorant arseholes
While I did find it mildy funny he really should have been dragged from his truck and beaten to death with a bicycle chain for being a cunt
nzspokes
6th September 2011, 21:32
So: if more people drove diesels like Mr Cummins then there would be less cyclists clogging our roads thereby improving traffic flows at peak times and forcing fags to find another way to display themselves to their friends. Back to the closets boys.
You dont think the same dude would have any problem doing the same to following motorcyclists?
DMNTD
6th September 2011, 21:40
So: if more people drove diesels like Mr Cummins then there would be less cyclists clogging our roads thereby improving traffic flows at peak times and forcing fags to find another way to display themselves to their friends. Back to the closets boys.
True...but ummm, more trucks :blink:
ktm
6th September 2011, 21:44
You dont think the same dude would have any problem doing the same to following motorcyclists?
Once you get that exhaust wrap fitted you'll have enough power to overtake a truck too!
ktm
6th September 2011, 21:45
True...but ummm, more trucks :blink:
No, just less cyclists....
nzspokes
6th September 2011, 21:47
Once you get that exhaust wrap fitted you'll have enough power to overtake a truck too!
That would depend on which truck I was driving at the time.
240
6th September 2011, 21:51
Lets just be honest NO ONE likes cyclists (including car drivers) ffs push bikes are a kids toy!!
Sable
7th September 2011, 07:48
Apart from hippies and homosexuals.
imdying
7th September 2011, 10:03
i guess it's a 'i've got the biggest penis' kinda thing.Given by your wah wah wahhhh I suspect that is something you'll never know about :violin:
marty
7th September 2011, 17:55
yeah you're right. i've got a little penis. but my plane, bike and range rover all make up for that.
ktm
27th October 2011, 10:03
I got held up by ignorant lycra fags playing at peleton riding along Happy Valley Road yet again the other day. I thought of this video and it made me wish for a cool truck just like it.
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