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Katman
14th September 2011, 12:01
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=10751669
"Right now they'd still be alive. They'd be getting ready for their run down Queen Street and I think they'd be having a good time. Taking them down Queen Street would have probably been the day of their lives".
They're sheep for fuck's sake.
EJK
14th September 2011, 12:03
Screw lambs. Unleash some bulls!!!!
imdying
14th September 2011, 12:06
They're sheep for fuck's sake.I know right!? Stabby stabby is all they're bred for, running them around a bit first doesn't make a fig of difference when you're going to cut their heads off.
bogan
14th September 2011, 12:07
They can still make the trip, serve em up with some roast spuds, travelling food cart thingumy, be way better for the bystanders than watching some terrified lambs run past, leaving piles of shit everywhere.
mashman
14th September 2011, 12:08
Saved from an international rugby fan rapin...
Indiana_Jones
14th September 2011, 12:09
Running down a street is gonna stress them bro!
Just like all the sheeple in the city!
-Indy
Stirts
14th September 2011, 12:14
"Right now they'd still be alive. They'd be getting ready for their run down Queen Street and I think they'd be having a good time."
http://bp3.blogger.com/_Iz4L1Qi0EaY/SCgCeABVuMI/AAAAAAAAAYc/UHwSsChWCuY/s200/mutton-dressed-as-lamb.jpg
I had a lbl :rofl:
Madness
14th September 2011, 12:20
Taking them down Queen Street would have probably been the day of their lives"..
I doubt it somehow. Surely the fact that they've been spared a visit to Auckland means they've been saved from a fate worse than death itself.
NighthawkNZ
14th September 2011, 12:56
mmmmm mutton pie
allycatz
14th September 2011, 12:57
they would of had just enough time to get over the shock and then be turned into xmas roasts
Banditbandit
14th September 2011, 13:09
Running down a street is gonna stress them bro!
Just like all the sheeple in the city!
-Indy
Yeup .. makes them tough and makes them taste worse ...
I think the point was that if the wimping liberals who were cocnerned about he "poor wee lamywambies " had not stepped in to "protect" the lambs .. they would still be alive .. not dead ..
Fucking wimping liberal sheep lovers !!! Cause more harm than they fix ...
Of course they sent them to the works . otherwise they truck them home (lickety split) then truck them back to the works .. save money - one trip only - to the meat works ..
ducatilover
14th September 2011, 13:12
Oh how terrible.....
I know as a lamb canters down Queen St it will smile, wave and thank everyone for letting it run.
Or, it will get scared into running, shit everywhere, become less tender and be sold as overpriced All Blacks edition lamb chops. Then the All Blacks will lose the world cup, because that's what they do. Ford will make another All Blacks edition Australian car and the lambs will still be dead.
In short; Fuck off whoever complained about it in the first place, jelly swilling, limp hand, Fiat driving sheep lovers.
admenk
14th September 2011, 13:16
In short; Fuck off whoever complained about it in the first place, jelly swilling, limp hand, Fiat driving sheep lovers.
I'd wish you'd say what you really felt :blink: Go on, let it all out
nodrog
14th September 2011, 13:19
thats mint!
tigertim20
14th September 2011, 13:36
I know right!? Stabby stabby is all they're bred for, running them around a bit first doesn't make a fig of difference when you're going to cut their heads off.
+1 .
Madness
14th September 2011, 16:39
There's an awful lot of kebab shops down Queen Street :yes:
Road kill
14th September 2011, 17:46
Well,as a proud Aucklander I do feel it's my duty to inform all you village dwellers from south of the Bombay hills.
We didn't really want your girl friends running down our main street anyway.
Apart from the fact they would no doubt shit all over the place,there was also the risk that one of your mates that we'd allowed entry into the region during the cup period,,would of tried rooting one of them in public "thus getting the Aussies all hot,bothered,an home sick again.
PS,,anybody know of a good source for fiat parts north of the Bombays ? :love:
Berries
14th September 2011, 19:24
PS,,anybody know of a good source for fiat parts north of the Bombays ? :love:
Most of the women from what I've heard.
Oh. F i at.
Indiana_Jones
14th September 2011, 19:35
Meat is murder!
Tasty tasty murder :love:
-Indy
PrincessBandit
14th September 2011, 22:22
No no no! The little lambies would all have had a lovely day out then gone home to their comfy little homes and lived happily ever after. I will never believe otherwise!!!
yod
14th September 2011, 22:48
Well,as a proud Aucklander I do feel it's my duty to inform all you village dwellers from south of the Bombay hills.
We didn't really want your girl friends running down our main street anyway.
Apart from the fact they would no doubt shit all over the place,there was also the risk that one of your mates that we'd allowed entry into the region during the cup period,,would of tried rooting one of them in public "thus getting the Aussies all hot,bothered,an home sick again.
PS,,anybody know of a good source for fiat parts north of the Bombays ? :love:
In a thread entitled 'Facepalm'.
Oh the irony.
puddytat
14th September 2011, 22:58
Next time they could try using Bobby Calves....:yes:
Banditbandit
15th September 2011, 11:52
No no no! The little lambies would all have had a lovely day out then gone home to their comfy little homes and lived happily ever after. I will never believe otherwise!!!
And for tea last night you had ... ????
(The answer had better be: lettuce, broccili and spinach on fresh tofu ...)
BAY CITY MOTORCYCLES
15th September 2011, 12:31
Screw lambs....
I'd prefer ewe :love:
Road kill
15th September 2011, 17:37
I'd prefer ewe :love:
See,,,,,bloody knew it,,,:facepalm:
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