Don't cut me off!

[george formby]

I would love to do this but I'm a chicken.

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[Techno]

Wow :blink:

He wasn't very happy was he?

[Banditbandit]

Done close to that ...

Broken side mirrors (more than once)

Once punched a dumb woman through her open driver's side window ... she did something stupid, I cruised up alongside her window and gave her the finger .. she wound down the window and swore at me - so I whacked her ... (we were still moving) ... left hand straight out ... the man in the passenger's seat was just about climbing out of the moving car in fear of the big 1%er ... (heh heh)

A car once cut off several of us riding in close formation .. then it stopped at the lights at the top of the Ngauranga Gorge (not sure if the lights are still there) .. we wiped out both wing mirrors .. both radio arials (poser) and a light or two ...

I once put my left boot into the door of a car that cut me off round the Basin Reserve (Wgtn) ... came from right lane, across my front and out on left lane ... had a dent and big scratch on the driver's door from my left bike boot .

'Course in a court of law I deny everything ..

Pix or it didn't happen (in anticipation) .. Yeah? How stupid do you think I might be ...

[imdying]

Wouldn't have seen this video if I was driving the car. My foot would have 'slipped' off the clutch when the big bad biker frightened me, and then I would've run over his bike. Several times. I recommend parking your bike somewhere the driver can't get to it before doing this, ideally bail them up whilst they're stuck in a line of traffic at the lights :innocent:

[ducatilover]

:D Brilliant

[Edbear]

No excuse for that behaviour. He was speeding for a start, far too fast for the conditions and he's obviously an angry young man.

[ducatilover]

No excuse for that behaviour. He was speeding for a start, far too fast for the conditions and he's obviously an angry young man.

Or a woman on her rag

[tigertim20]

Ive been through that stage. removed a handfull of wing mirrors, dented a couple doors. I did thump a guy through his open window for spitting on me once. Nowadays, I have anew approach.

Wait till youre at a red light, and lane split up beside the offending vehicle on the left hand side.wait till the light goes green, then quickly reach over and open the left rear car door, and take off.
The offending car has to put it in nuetral, put the handbrake on, get out of the car, navigate all the way around it in traffic to shut the left rear door, all the while people are honking and yelling at them, then go back around the car, and get back in, by which time, the light has usually gone red again.
It doesnt do any damage or hurt anyone, but its a real fuck off. and theres really nothing they can do about it either.

[DrunkenMistake]

No excuse for that behaviour. He was speeding for a start, far too fast for the conditions and he's obviously an angry young man.

Agreed,
If he was been a legal beagle then I would have agreed haha,
Iv broken wing mirrors and brake lights.

I had a boy racer come onto my lane on purpose so I done a U turn and rode his bumper into town, he turned off and I went the long way round the block and managed to cut him off, Lets say some things got broken.
I get terrible road rage, unless I was doing something illegal to begin with, in which case, its the pot calling the kettle black, so whats the point.

[Edbear]

Ive been through that stage. removed a handfull of wing mirrors, dented a couple doors. I did thump a guy through his open window for spitting on me once. Nowadays, I have anew approach.

Wait till youre at a red light, and lane split up beside the offending vehicle on the left hand side.wait till the light goes green, then quickly reach over and open the left rear car door, and take off.
The offending car has to put it in nuetral, put the handbrake on, get out of the car, navigate all the way around it in traffic to shut the left rear door, all the while people are honking and yelling at them, then go back around the car, and get back in, by which time, the light has usually gone red again.
It doesnt do any damage or hurt anyone, but its a real fuck off. and theres really nothing they can do about it either.

Clever idea! :yes:


Agreed,
If he was been a legal beagle then I would have agreed haha,
Iv broken wing mirrors and brake lights.

I had a boy racer come onto my lane on purpose so I done a U turn and rode his bumper into town, he turned off and I went the long way round the block and managed to cut him off, Lets say some things got broken.
I get terrible road rage, unless I was doing something illegal to begin with, in which case, its the pot calling the kettle black, so whats the point.

Case by case of course. Some, seems most!, drivers are asleep at the wheel or have their minds on anything but driving and cruise along oblivious until something happens to wake them up. :yes:

I try not to get angry these days, must be getting old or something... :shutup:

[Zedder]

I've had several "near hits" lately from .... yep, you guessed it Asian drivers.

[Spearfish]

So how long would the rider keep riding if they commuted in auckland?
weeks, days, or just one ride home?
It wasn't even close

[willytheekid]

No excuse for that behaviour. He was speeding for a start, far too fast for the conditions and he's obviously an angry young man.

:yes: Totally agree Ed.
The guy is clearly speeding AND has some major anger issue's, not the way to deal with it at all.
Personally I just let it go...after all THEY are the ones who have a half ton "weapon" at their disposal....Imagine the outcome if the car driver had the same anger issues and lack of self control...it would get messy fast. (a car vs Bike argument can ONLY be won by the car!)

[Banditbandit]

Ive been through that stage... Nowadays, I have a new approach.



Yeah ... Me too .. I haven't done anything like that for more than 20 years ..

[kiwifruit]

Tough guy!!

[JustNick]

A bit of an over the top reaction from the biker in my opinion. And it looked like the douche bag was speeding anyway. He/She just looked like an angry angry human being.

[avgas]

Its ok. It was his ex-boyfriend in the Lada.

[george formby]

A bit of an over the top reaction from the biker in my opinion. And it looked like the douche bag was speeding anyway. He/She just looked like an angry angry human being.


That would be the Wodka then.

Russia looks like a scary place to drive let alone ride. Some of those cars were fair clipping along too.

[Deano]

Once punched a dumb woman through her open driver's side window ... she did something stupid, I cruised up alongside her window and gave her the finger .. she wound down the window and swore at me - so I whacked her ... (we were still moving) ... left hand straight out ... the man in the passenger's seat was just about climbing out of the moving car in fear of the big 1%er ... (heh heh)



You must be one tough son of a bitch eh ? Didn't your dad tell you never ever hit a woman ?

[Maha]

No excuse for that behaviour. He was speeding for a start, far too fast for the conditions and he's obviously an angry young man.

I agree Ed, an over reaction to something that the rider had control of.
www.smashembro.com :corn:

[ducatilover]

I agree Ed, an over reaction to something that the rider had control of.
www.smashembro.com :corn:

:facepalm: I clicked on the link because it looked fun.

[Maha]

I have had (and I suppose most other bikers have also) the odd car do that, and my reaction is always...a shake of the head, raising of the arms with finger jestures and then I just carry on happy in the knowledge that I am the better and more vigilant road user....Tick!

What that biker should have done was go to the drivers door and told that 76 year old lady what he really felt.

Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent.

[Road kill]

I had a guy on a bike in Tauranga threaten me at an intersection a few years ago because I wasn't giving him room to lane split,,,,tell the truth I never knew the cunt was even there.
Anyway,,I gave him the finger then waited for him to get a few yards from his bike before getting out of my car with my steering lock an smacking him around the head with it,,,he did have his helmet on though "funny how the tough ones keep their helmets on aye",,,,anyway I just hit him extra hard.
I spent the next few weeks waiting for the cops to show up an arrest my arse but they never did,,,an I doubt he ever did that again.
So win all round huh

[Zedder]

I had a guy on a bike in Tauranga threaten me at an intersection a few years ago because I wasn't giving him room to lane split,,,,tell the truth I never knew the cunt was even there.
Anyway,,I gave him the finger then waited for him to get a few yards from his bike before getting out of my car with my steering lock an smacking him around the head with it,,,he did have his helmet on though "funny how the tough ones keep their helmets on aye",,,,anyway I just hit him extra hard.
I spent the next few weeks waiting for the cops to show up an arrest my arse but they never did,,,an I doubt he ever did that again.
So win all round huh

It wasn't totally a win all round.

Wouldn't you have rather not spent those next few weeks worrying about the cops turning up though?

[ducatilover]

I had a guy on a bike in Tauranga threaten me at an intersection a few years ago because I wasn't giving him room to lane split,,,,tell the truth I never knew the cunt was even there.
Anyway,,I gave him the finger then waited for him to get a few yards from his bike before getting out of my car with my steering lock an smacking him around the head with it,,,he did have his helmet on though "funny how the tough ones keep their helmets on aye",,,,anyway I just hit him extra hard.
I spent the next few weeks waiting for the cops to show up an arrest my arse but they never did,,,an I doubt he ever did that again.
So win all round huh

You sound like a nice reasonable guy

[nudemetalz]

In that vid,..after his "altercation" with the Lada driver when he pulled back out onto the road it looked like he was nearly taken out by a car again. Perhaps grumpiness caused him this time not to look....?

[Banditbandit]

You must be one tough son of a bitch eh ? Didn't your dad tell you never ever hit a woman ?

My dad hit women all the time ... (fucker ...)

[Banditbandit]

Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent.

Tell that to all the Diggers who gave their lives in the violent conflict to stop Adolf Hitler ... That's the Chamberlain solution ...

[Maha]

Tell that to all the Diggers who gave their lives in the violent conflict to stop Adolf Hitler ... That's the Chamberlain solution ...

Different sort of violence to what is being discussed here though innit?

[Banditbandit]

Different sort of violence to what is being discussed here though innit?

Maybe .. Asimov (who said Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent) meant any and all violence ..

[avgas]

I had a guy on a bike in Tauranga threaten me at an intersection a few years ago because I wasn't giving him room to lane split,,,,tell the truth I never knew the cunt was even there.
Anyway,,I gave him the finger then waited for him to get a few yards from his bike before getting out of my car with my steering lock an smacking him around the head with it,,,he did have his helmet on though "funny how the tough ones keep their helmets on aye",,,,anyway I just hit him extra hard.
I spent the next few weeks waiting for the cops to show up an arrest my arse but they never did,,,an I doubt he ever did that again.
So win all round huh
Musta been a good helmet.
Or your as weak as pigshit.

[Maha]

Maybe .. Asimov (who said Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent) meant any and all violence ..

Not maybe...actually.
Those that went to war did were drafted and were performing a National duty..
Whereas that idiot in the helmet was being just that...
...and how the hell do you know Issac Asimov meant any and all violence?

[ducatilover]

Musta been a good helmet.
Or your as weak as pigshit.

Nah. he's lying from mum's basement.

[Banditbandit]

...and how the hell do you know Issac Asimov meant any and all voilence?

'Cause I've read his stuff - unlike illiterates who haven't ...

[Banditbandit]

You must be one tough son of a bitch eh ? Didn't your dad tell you never ever hit a woman ?

You just got right up my nose ... you know nothing about me and you make snap value judgements.

I know exactly your type - 35 years ago you would have been the one sitting in the corner of the bar with your friends and sneering at me and my mates , but would not dare to say anything to my face ... I've seen your type before ... now you sity on your keyboard and chuck shit at me like that ...

Now, I was just stating what I did more than 30 years ago (probably longer than you have been alive!!!) with no attempt to appear tough or to be sorry for what I did ... just stating "this happened ..."

It was something I did more than 30 years ago .. approaching 60 I am not the same person I was then .. and the person I am now would not do that.

I am not especially proud of my past nor do I have any regrets .. my past makes me what I am today - all of it - the good the bad the crap and the good times ...

I am who I am now .. not who I was more than 30 years ago ..

[ducatilover]

This is the internet.....

[Zedder]

'Cause I've read his stuff - unlike illiterates who haven't ...

Asimov's quote was in a work of fiction and was actually derived from another quote.

Just because Maha hasn't read that particular book doesn't make him illiterate.

But this is KB........

[Banditbandit]

Asimov's quote was in a work of fiction and was actually derived from another quote.

Just because Maha hasn't read that particular book doesn't make him illiterate.

But this is KB........

No .. the illiterate reference was at subtle dig at his spelling - which admittedly is as bad as mine ..

So Asimov wrote fiction ... your point is?

[Zedder]

No .. the illiterate reference was at subtle dig at his spelling - which admittedly is as bad as mine ..

So Asimov wrote fiction ... your point is?

Fiction = Not real, not to be taken for fact etc. If Asimov's quote had been from a real observation on life eg: from a leader of a nation, it might be a bit more valid don't you think?

[Katman]

You just got right up my nose ... you know nothing about me and you make snap value judgements.



I am who I am now .. not who I was more than 30 years ago ..

I'm well aware that people can change dramatically over 30 years. I'm sure Deano's well aware of that as well.

Had your story been preceded with the words "I'm ashamed to say it but......" I doubt whether your story would have gotten up anyone's nose.

(I mean, you are ashamed to say it, aren't you?)

[Dodgy_Matt]

This is the internet.....

No its not... this is the "Days of our Lives"...
Or the young and the restless :facepalm:

[Deano]

You just got right up my nose ... you know nothing about me and you make snap value judgements.

I know exactly your type - 35 years ago you would have been the one sitting in the corner of the bar with your friends and sneering at me and my mates , but would not dare to say anything to my face ... I've seen your type before ... now you sity on your keyboard and chuck shit at me like that ...

Now, I was just stating what I did more than 30 years ago (probably longer than you have been alive!!!) with no attempt to appear tough or to be sorry for what I did ... just stating "this happened ..."

It was something I did more than 30 years ago .. approaching 60 I am not the same person I was then .. and the person I am now would not do that.

I am not especially proud of my past nor do I have any regrets .. my past makes me what I am today - all of it - the good the bad the crap and the good times ...

I am who I am now .. not who I was more than 30 years ago ..


Done close to that ...

Broken side mirrors (more than once)

Once punched a dumb woman through her open driver's side window ... she did something stupid, I cruised up alongside her window and gave her the finger .. she wound down the window and swore at me - so I whacked her ... (we were still moving) ... left hand straight out ... the man in the passenger's seat was just about climbing out of the moving car in fear of the big 1%er ... (heh heh)
A car once cut off several of us riding in close formation .. then it stopped at the lights at the top of the Ngauranga Gorge (not sure if the lights are still there) .. we wiped out both wing mirrors .. both radio arials (poser) and a light or two ...

I once put my left boot into the door of a car that cut me off round the Basin Reserve (Wgtn) ... came from right lane, across my front and out on left lane ... had a dent and big scratch on the driver's door from my left bike boot .

'Course in a court of law I deny everything ..

Pix or it didn't happen (in anticipation) .. Yeah? How stupid do you think I might be ...



My dad hit women all the time ... (fucker ...)

Got up your nose ? Did it take a day for it to sink in or something cause you quoted me yesterday too.

You obviously don't know my type at all. I sarcastically called you tough - thats pretty well evidenced I reckon from your comments. No snap judgements there.

The comment big 1%er and (heh heh) and the guy climbing out of the window to get away implied that you were being tough and/or thought it was funny to punch the woman.

If you had show remorse or regret for it then I wouldn't have commented. Congratulations on turning things around now though.

I feel very strongly about men assaulting women. I take your point about your father and I concede that it may be hard to break the cycle of abuse, but it is only a contributing factor, not an excuse.

And I have been in a bar where shit was going down and I called the little gang of wannabees out on it so you don't know me at all.

[John_H]

You just got right up my nose ... you know nothing about me and you make snap value judgements.

I know exactly your type - 35 years ago you would have been the one sitting in the corner of the bar with your friends and sneering at me and my mates , but would not dare to say anything to my face ... I've seen your type before ... now you sity on your keyboard and chuck shit at me like that ...

Now, I was just stating what I did more than 30 years ago (probably longer than you have been alive!!!) with no attempt to appear tough or to be sorry for what I did ... just stating "this happened ..."

It was something I did more than 30 years ago .. approaching 60 I am not the same person I was then .. and the person I am now would not do that.

I am not especially proud of my past nor do I have any regrets .. my past makes me what I am today - all of it - the good the bad the crap and the good times ...

I am who I am now .. not who I was more than 30 years ago ..


It came across as bragging. Re read what you wrote objectively and if your honest with yourself and us, you were trying to sound like a tough guy.

[imdying]

It came across as bragging. Re read what you wrote objectively and if your honest with yourself and us, you were trying to sound like a tough guy.Now you re read it bearing in mind what you've read from him in the past. Not exactly a women bashing moron is he... so why would any regular KBer choose to off on that tangent based on that single post?

[imdying]

Fiction = Not real, not to be taken for fact etc.That doesn't belittle the value of social commentary in some fiction though.

[Deano]

Now you re read it bearing in mind what you've read from him in the past. Not exactly a women bashing moron is he... so why would any regular KBer choose to off on that tangent based on that single post?

He chose to go off on a tangent :facepalm:

I called him out initially on his one comment.

No one accused him of being a woman bashing moron. But if he had seen his dad do it to his mum he might have thought it was acceptable, hence hitting the car driver.

His initial comments came across as bragging - not just by me either obviously.

Anyway.....:violin:

[imdying]

His initial comments came across as bragging - not just by me either obviously.Yes it's true. You weren't the only knee jerk retard :facepalm:

Apology accepted.

[Deano]

Yes it's true. You weren't the only knee jerk retard :facepalm:

Apology accepted.

:tugger: 10ch

[Zedder]

That doesn't belittle the value of social commentary in some fiction though.

But it does put it into perspective. It's a bit like something Homer Simpson said being taken seriously.

[oneofsix]

But it does put it into perspective. It's a bit like something Homer Simpson said being taken seriously.

Homer is meant to be taken seriously :yes:

OK not really but most of the social commentary within the show is very valid.

[imdying]

But it does put it into perspective. It's a bit like something Homer Simpson said being taken seriously.1984 was fiction, but some have suggested the concepts addressed in that work of fiction are of increasing relevancy. Asimov was smart, science ficiton writing was only a portion of his contribution to society.

[oneofsix]

1984 was fiction, but some have suggested the concepts addressed in that work of fiction are of increasing relevancy. Asimov was smart, science ficiton writing was only a portion of his contribution to society.

1984 was fiction but it was also commentary on the world state of affairs. Its relevancy was to 1948, the idea that so many took it to be scifi and becoming increasingly likely shows how little has changed.
Then there are all the works like Animal Farm and Lord of the Flies, even Plays like The Importance of Being Ernst, whilst all fiction were ways to make comments on society that would other wise be considered unpublishable.
This is now the nursery rhymes started, but that would get me started on how wrong it is to PC traditional rhymes.

[Zedder]

Homer is meant to be taken seriously :yes:

OK not really but most of the social commentary within the show is very valid.

Mmmmm donuts...

Not really, most of it's cliche and stereotyping.

[Zedder]

1984 was fiction, but some have suggested the concepts addressed in that work of fiction are of increasing relevancy. Asimov was smart, science ficiton writing was only a portion of his contribution to society.

Absolutely, but it shouldn't be used to attack someone elses perspective on something.

[oneofsix]

Mmmmm donuts...

Not really, most of it's cliche and stereotyping.

I guess just licking the icing off the top is valid and helps sell the product.

[imdying]

Then there are all the works like Animal Farm and Lord of the Flies, even Plays like The Importance of Being Ernst, whilst all fiction were ways to make comments on society that would other wise be considered unpublishable.
This is now the nursery rhymes started, but that would get me started on how wrong it is to PC traditional rhymes.Could be good for another thread :)

[tigertim20]

You just got right up my nose ... you know nothing about me and you make snap value judgements.

I know exactly your type - 35 years ago you would have been the one sitting in the corner of the bar with your friends and sneering at me and my mates , but would not dare to say anything to my face ... I've seen your type before ... now you sity on your keyboard and chuck shit at me like that ...

Now, I was just stating what I did more than 30 years ago (probably longer than you have been alive!!!) with no attempt to appear tough or to be sorry for what I did ... just stating "this happened ..."

It was something I did more than 30 years ago .. approaching 60 I am not the same person I was then .. and the person I am now would not do that.

I am not especially proud of my past nor do I have any regrets .. my past makes me what I am today - all of it - the good the bad the crap and the good times ...

I am who I am now .. not who I was more than 30 years ago ..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0BpfydZdTE0

[Zedder]

Could be good for another thread :)

I'd like that, it's been interesting.

[avgas]

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[Zedder]

http://www.forumspile.com/Thread-Gay-Mentos.jpg

Sorry. Ahem... Yeah well F**k the cops ay and f**k the govaament ay and everyfing else.

[Zedder]

Sorry. Ahem... Yeah well F**k the cops ay and f**k the govaament ay and everyfing else.

Too subtle maybe?

[oneofsix]

Too subtle maybe?

too final :whocares:

[Zedder]

too final :whocares:

Would you care for another discussion old chap?

[oneofsix]

Would you care for another discussion old chap?
This isn't the 1st thread we have both replied on, and I'm sure it wont be the last. Plenty to choose from :yes: :woohoo:

[Zedder]

This isn't the 1st thread we have both replied on, and I'm sure it wont be the last. Plenty to choose from :yes: :woohoo:

I reckon. I'm a bit disappointed I haven't heard back from rastuscat about the discretion thread though.

[Maha]

Asimov's quote was in a work of fiction and was actually derived from another quote.

Just because Maha hasn't read that particular book doesn't make him illiterate.

But this is KB........

Maybe Banditbandit doesn't know as much as he makes out he does?
I got that Asimov quote off the back of a sugar sachet whilst drinking a flat white at a cafe'. (or possibly a motel room)
And for Mr Bandit to even suggest a link between what helmet guy did and the hero's that went to war speaks volumes and his own intelligence.

[Zedder]

Maybe Banditbandit doesn't know as much as he makes out he does?
I got that Asimov quote off the back of a sugar sachet whilst drinking a flat white at a cafe'. (or possibly a motel room)
And for Mr Bandit to even suggest a link between what helmet guy did and the hero's that went to war speaks volumes and his own intelligence.

I think a lot of motorists got their licences off the back of sugar sachet as well.

[george formby]

I think a lot of motorists got their licences off the back of sugar sachet as well.

Weetbix packet

[Zedder]

Weetbix packet

Nah, Weetbix (all stand and sing NZ national anthem) wouldn't stoop so low.

[Dodgy_Matt]

Weetbix packet
For price you pay for a box of Weetbix, its the least I would expect to get as an in box prize.

[Banditbandit]

OK People ... been away on urgent family business .. otherwise I would have responded a couple of weeks ago ...

First of all - apologies to Maha ... my illiterate comment was uncalled for .. no excuses ... complete apology.

Deano .. I took a day to respond because I took that long to decide I wanted to respond .. innitially I thought DILLIGAF .. then I was pissed off enough to respond.

I won't retreat from my original statement. If many of you think it reads like bragging .. well tough. I wrote it as a statement of what I did - no bragging ... no shame ... shit happens in all our lives and all our shit stinks ... we either accept that or not ...

[PuppetMaster]

shit happens in all our lives and all our shit stinks ... we either accept that or not ...


Well put. Life has a tendency to throw shit, I'm sure we all have done stupid shit and have regrets. And we all get older and wiser, well, older anyway.

[Teflon]

Done close to that ...

Broken side mirrors (more than once)

Once punched a dumb woman through her open driver's side window ... she did something stupid, I cruised up alongside her window and gave her the finger .. she wound down the window and swore at me - so I whacked her ... (we were still moving) ... left hand straight out ... the man in the passenger's seat was just about climbing out of the moving car in fear of the big 1%er ... (heh heh)


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