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MSTRS
28th October 2011, 16:37
In the line at the supermarket, the cashier told an older woman that she should bring her own grocery bags because plastic bags weren't good for the environment.

The woman apologized to her and explained, "We didn't have the green thing back in my day."

The cashier responded, "That's our problem today. Your generation did not care enough to save our environment."

She was right -- our generation didn't have the green thing in its day.

Back then, we returned milk bottles and soft drink bottles to the shop. The shop sent them back to the factory to be washed and sterilized and refilled, so it could use the same bottles over and over. So they really were recycled.

But, we didn't have the green thing back in our day.

We walked up stairs, because we didn't have an escalator in every store and office building. We walked to the grocery shop and didn't climb into a 300-horsepower machine every time we had to go two blocks.

But, she was right; we didn't have the green thing in our day.

Back then, we washed the baby's nappies because we didn't have the throw-away kind. We dried clothes on a line, not in an energy gobbling machine burning up 220 volts -- wind and solar power really did dry the clothes. Kids got hand-me-down clothes from their brothers or sisters, not always brand-new clothing.

But that young lady is right; we didn't have the green thing back in our day.

Back then, we had one TV, or radio, in the house -- not a TV in every room. And the TV had a small screen the size of a hanky (remember them?), not a screen the size of the state of Victoria .
In the kitchen, we blended and stirred by hand because we didn't have electric machines to do everything for us...
When we packaged a fragile item to send in the mail, we used a wadded up old newspaper to cushion it, not Styrofoam or plastic bubble wrap.
Back then, we didn't fire up an engine and burn gasoline just to cut the lawn. We used a push hand mower that ran on human power. We exercised by working, so we didn't need to go to a health club to run on treadmills that operate on electricity.

But she's right; we didn't have the green thing back then.


We drank from a tap when we were thirsty, instead of using a cup or a plastic bottle every time we had a drink of water.
We refilled writing pens with ink instead of buying a new pen, and we replaced the razor blades in a razor instead of throwing away the whole razor just because the blade got dull.

But, we didn't have the green thing back then.

Back then, people took the tram, train or a bus and kids rode their bikes to school or walked, instead of turning their mums into a 24-hour taxi service.
We had one electrical outlet in a room, not an entire bank of sockets to power a dozen appliances. And we didn't need a computerized gadget to receive a signal beamed from satellites 2,000 miles out in space in order to find the nearest pizza joint.

Isn't it sad?

The current generation laments how wasteful we old folks were … just because we didn't have the green thing back then.

blackdog
28th October 2011, 16:55
Pretty sure we have 240 volts. Not sure how it was in your day.

MSTRS
28th October 2011, 16:57
Take it up with whoever wrote this shit. I just 'shared' it ...

neels
28th October 2011, 17:01
Asbestos
DDT
PCB's
Lead in petrol
Lead in paint
Cars that did 15mpg on a good day
Houses built from ancient rimu trees
Berillium valves

Pretty green back then.....

but yeah, bottled water is seriously taking the piss even in christchurch....

blue rider
28th October 2011, 17:11
most of the "old fashioned" recycling stopped in the 80th.
We used to carry our own shopping bags, bought beer in crates, and paper was returned to the mill for petty cash. And than all that stopped, and it was cool to buy shit made in china thanks to free trade agreements, and suddenly it was to expensive to produce in our own countries, after all we could not all drop to the cost of a Chinese laborer.
And if we cut down on monopolies we would have choice, and cheaper prices, and if people did not buy the latest shit they'd be loosers. Yuppie years - if anyone remembers.

I pity everyone under 20. It is not so much us (who may or may not do the green thing) but our collective governments that truly don't give a shit as to what they leave behind to the young ones.
There is no social sense in any of the worlds governments and certainly not in any of the large businesses. And the "Green Thing" is only going to happen in a society that will allow for all to prosper, for which a healthy environment is a prerequisite.

We might have walked more, used more hand power, and recycled, but then all of the industrial world had no problem to start using the washmachine, drive the very large car (and create ever larger carparks), buy water in bottles because what comes from the Tap in Onehunga just tasted like Liquid polyaluminium chloride.

again I pity the young ones

tigertim20
28th October 2011, 18:47
I was going to just reply and say 'Fuck the environment' because I really dont care

that aside, you could have turned around and pointed out to her that the previous generations were working hard to build and develop all the things that her fat lazy ass takes for granted in her day to day work, and asked her what exactly HER generation is doing to better the earth for the next generation...

But she'd probably just smile and point dumbly to the little green bags .. . .

Fatt Max
28th October 2011, 18:58
I was going to just reply and say 'Fuck the environment' because I really dont care

that aside, you could have turned around and pointed out to her that the previous generations were working hard to build and develop all the things that her fat lazy ass takes for granted in her day to day work, and asked her what exactly HER generation is doing to better the earth for the next generation...

But she'd probably just smile and point dumbly to the little green bags .. . .

Brilliant work dude,

Yeah I love this one, had it emailed to me at work the other week and read it over and over again, right old hoot and no mistake

tigertim20
28th October 2011, 19:59
I was going to just reply and say 'Fuck the environment' because I really dont care

that aside, you could have turned around and pointed out to her that the previous generations were working hard to build and develop all the things that her fat lazy ass takes for granted in her day to day work, and asked her what exactly HER generation is doing to better the earth for the next generation...

But she'd probably just smile and point dumbly to the little green bags .. . .


Yeah, but how many pies does the green bag hold?

:innocent::innocent::innocent:

schrodingers cat
28th October 2011, 20:20
I'd be really interested to know the full 'energy budget' for a reuseable grocery bag over an average life cycle.

Compared to the tiny energy budget of a plastic bag - that I then reuse as a bin liner

PS - NOTHING breaks down in landfill. Not even fruit. Exposure to oxyegen and UV fucks plastic bags PDQ.

That is all

skinman
28th October 2011, 22:19
anyone else remember paper shopping bags, good for starting the fire with they were.

rainman
29th October 2011, 05:35
I was going to just reply and say 'Fuck the environment' because I really dont care

Why? Are you mentally impaired or just suicidal?


NOTHING breaks down in landfill. Not even fruit. Exposure to oxyegen and UV fucks plastic bags PDQ.

That is all bullshit more like it. If nothing breaks down in a landfill where does all that mehane come from then?

DEATH_INC.
29th October 2011, 06:09
Lead in petrol
Cars that did 15mpg on a good day
But they did it so well, not like the plastic shit we have now. Instead of good old lead we now have lots of benzene, a known carcinogen, which unlike lead is harmful in ANY amount....

tigertim20
29th October 2011, 11:33
Why? Are you mentally impaired or just suicidal?

Mum says its a bit of both. I just dont care about the environment that much, simple really!!





That is all bullshit more like it. If nothing breaks down in a landfill where does all that mehane come from then?

Cow Farts.

rainman
29th October 2011, 12:15
simple really!!

Yeah, you must be.


Cow Farts.

No you muppet, the stuff that comes out of the landfills (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Landfill_gas_utilization) themselves, that can be used to power things.Perhaps read this as well (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anaerobic_digestion).

bikaholic
29th October 2011, 12:28
But they did it so well, not like the plastic shit we have now. Instead of good old lead we now have lots of benzene, a known carcinogen, which unlike lead is harmful in ANY amount....good ol lead is a known killer, when lead accumulates in the human body it cannot be purged.
Lead in old paint, lead in old petrol, lead seamed tin cans that you used to buy baked beans in, bad, bad, bad.

bikaholic
29th October 2011, 12:31
Take it up with whoever wrote this shit. I just 'shared' it ...you must be an old codger, because the new genration doesn't 'share'.

tigertim20
29th October 2011, 12:55
Yeah, you must be.



No you muppet, the stuff that comes out of the landfills (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Landfill_gas_utilization) themselves, that can be used to power things.Perhaps read this as well (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anaerobic_digestion).

plenty of hot eminating from your direction, maybe you can power your bike on it?

rainman
29th October 2011, 13:33
plenty of hot eminating from your direction, maybe you can power your bike on it?

Apologies if I have offended. I just have a low tolerance of idiots and trolls.

A few hundred years ago a flagrant lack of connection from nature, the like of which you claim to possess and admire, would just have not been possible. It's not progress to have ended up where you are.

huff3r
29th October 2011, 19:45
Do you old folks who didn't have the GREEN thing want to go back to those days? Feel free, personally I'm happy with my car, cellphone, laptop, ipod etc.

tigertim20
30th October 2011, 13:10
. I just have a low tolerance of trolls.

.

you might wanna check the url in the address bar . . .:blink:

MSTRS
31st October 2011, 07:57
you must be an old codger, because the new genration doesn't 'share'.

Nor can they spell...:Pokey:

MisterD
31st October 2011, 08:18
Pretty sure we have 240 volts. Not sure how it was in your day.

Well if you want to be snotty about it, actually we have 230V +/- 6%.

Usarka
31st October 2011, 12:49
Prediction: In 2030 they'll be looking back shaking their head at the toothpaste, dishwashing liquid, fluourine, chlorine, etc that we ingest on a daily basis.

Banditbandit
31st October 2011, 13:08
Do you old folks who didn't have the GREEN thing want to go back to those days? Feel free, personally I'm happy with my car, cellphone, laptop, ipod etc.

HELL YEAH .. I'd go back any time at all ...

Modern cages????? Faster and more lethal ... so what? Do we need to live at that speed?

Cellphone???? Shit - when do I need to be contactable 24 hours a day no matter where I am? NEVER!!!!

Laptop???? I did pretty damm well with a manual typewriter .. computers are bullshit and have a negative impact on our lives

Ipod? I still have a turntable for records ... I own about 1,000 ...(You must know - big round black vinyl thingies ...) do I need portable music??? Hell no (yes, I do own an ipod) ..