How did he know?

[Fatt Max]

I'm talking about the three guys in the van that pulled up alongside me at the lights on Quay Street.

Geezer leaned out the window and said "Oi mate, did you eat all the pies?"

Lights went green and the van pulled away

So, how did he know...?? He must be the mentalist or something, eh

[FJRider]

Lucky guess ...

[JimO]

there is a shop in Dunedin called...who ate all the pies...i will tell them it was you next time im in there

[The Everlasting]

Haha,cheeky buggers!


What did you do afterwards....

[Fatt Max]

Haha,cheeky buggers!


What did you do afterwards....

Just laughed mate, bit of good humour for a Friday

[DrunkenMistake]

there is a shop in Dunedin called...who ate all the pies...i will tell them it was you next time im in there

Bastards with never find me!

[mashman]

shame ya can't Mr Creosote on Q... it'd answer the question for him

[davebullet]

Let me guess what gave you away, a trail of pie crumbs perhaps? :innocent:

[hellokitty]

I'm talking about the three guys in the van that pulled up alongside me at the lights on Quay Street.

Geezer leaned out the window and said "Oi mate, did you eat all the pies?"

Lights went green and the van pulled away

So, how did he know...?? He must be the mentalist or something, eh

They were jealous, cos they know you get all the chicks :love:

[nadroj]

..........

[Pussy]

You should have replied with that old time favourite, subtle and cutting remark....




GET FUCKED! :yes:

[Maha]

:psst:..Would it have anything to do with the words ''Gigantor Arse' printed on the back of those yellow rain pants..?

[oldrider]

Did you fart just before the lights? .... That will do it, every time! :wings: :corn:

[Madness]

Now there's a candidate for compulsory hi-viz exemption if ever...

[Stirts]

:psst:..Would it have anything to do with the words ''Gigantor Arse' printed on the back of those yellow rain pants..?

I see FM packed his big arse leg of roast boar for lunch! :niceone:

[Maha]

I see FM packed his big arse leg of roast boar for lunch! :niceone:

...that was just a wee snack before Huntly.

[Fatt Max]

...that was just a wee snack before Huntly.

......and I had to kill the bastard first.....

As for my yellow pants, they are very practical. They hide the piss stains so there is no need to stop eating to go for a wee

Tell me you all have wished for the very same at some point in time

[Maha]

......and I had to kill the bastard first.....

As for my yellow pants, they are very practical. They hide the piss stains so there is no need to stop eating to go for a wee

Tell me you all have wished for the very same at some point in time

My leather pants use to tuck into my boots so I had that very situation covered also....:shifty:

[FJRider]

My leather pants use to tuck into my boots so I had that very situation covered also....:shifty:

Gives the term ... "fill your boots" ... a whole new meaning ... :shifty:

[Fatt Max]

My leather pants use to tuck into my boots so I had that very situation covered also....:shifty:

Ahhhh, thats what I've been doing wrong all these years...

Bit like when I used to go to the football back home before all seater stadiums were brought in. If you stood at the front of the terraces you had a great view but by half time you were ankle deep in piss because no one could be bothered waiting in line for the khazi, they just pissed where they stood......some of the guys were just as bad....

[Maha]

Gives the term ... "fill your boots" ... a whole new meaning ... :shifty:

..was alright when we would get home from riding in the rain, I could empty my boots on the driveway and Anne wouldn't suspect a thing..no so much when it was a dry day...:confused:

[avgas]

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Yeah, I ate all the pies......and now they're gone forever :(

[mashman]

Yeah, I ate all the pies......and now they're gone forever :(

Looking at it from a brighter side... they are not gone, they have merely change form

[Headbanger]

I saw a lad walking through Christchurch the other day, His T-Shirt Said...I LOVE PIES.

I thought,fuck, awesome shirt, I turned to the wife, She says, I know what your thinking, Your thinking thats an awesome shirt.

[Pussy]

I saw a lad walking through Christchurch the other day, His T-Shirt Said...I LOVE PIES.

I thought,fuck, awesome shirt, I turned to the wife, She says, I know what your thinking, Your thinking thats an awesome shirt.

I'm with you on that one. It IS an awesome shirt!

[DrunkenMistake]

I saw a lad walking through Christchurch the other day, His T-Shirt Said...I LOVE PIES.

I thought,fuck, awesome shirt, I turned to the wife, She says, I know what your thinking, Your thinking thats an awesome shirt.

I have that said shirt,

The good laugh is to wear my FBMC tshirt over my leathers, then to take it off with my jacket, and to revel my I Love pies Shirt..

[FJRider]

..was alright when we would get home from riding in the rain, I could empty my boots on the driveway and Anne wouldn't suspect a thing..no so much when it was a dry day...:confused:

Standing in a puddle ... and it's NOT raining ... :no:

[Red39]

Ahhhh, thats what I've been doing wrong all these years...

Bit like when I used to go to the football back home before all seater stadiums were brought in. If you stood at the front of the terraces you had a great view but by half time you were ankle deep in piss because no one could be bothered waiting in line for the khazi, they just pissed where they stood......some of the guys were just as bad....


Ahhh that brings back memories. Best pies ever at the footie too :)

[DMNTD]

:psst:..Would it have anything to do with the words ''Gigantor Arse' printed on the back of those yellow rain pants..?

Jebus man! A lot of fluro's died to create those well filled pants! :niceone:

[avgas]

Looking at it from a brighter side... they are not gone, they have merely change form
Yeah but their next form tastes like shit

[mashman]

Yeah but their next form tastes like shit

:laugh: ... add more seasoning, the consistency is much improved

[neels]

I hope you didn't eat all the pies.

I like pies

[oldrider]

I saw a lad walking through Christchurch the other day, His T-Shirt Said...I LOVE PIES.

I thought,fuck, awesome shirt, I turned to the wife, She says, I know what your thinking, Your thinking thats an awesome shirt.

Women have gene that enables them to do that .... damn it! :facepalm:

Maybe Max's anonymous accuser was an "effeminate throwback" and possessed "the" gene! :shifty: