Sicko prank caller

[Mad-V2]

Hi there,

My partner had a prank caller tonight at around 1:00am.
He was a sicko telling her how he was wanking himself and that sort of thing.
She has called the police and given them his number and name, I called him from skype and asked if Jason was there and he said "speaking", he sounded like a young falla who was half asleep in bed. I told him what I thought of him and he denied making the call (good ol caller ID doesn't lie).
Anyway if anyone knows someone by the name of Jason with cell number 0221702408,
Tell him he now has an enemy, the police has his name and number and he is a piece of shit who needs a bullet.
And feel free to call him and scare him a little if you want, he freaked out my partner so he deserves it.

Thanks

[Ender EnZed]

How did she know his name?

[Mad-V2]

He told her his name.
Well he told her the name Jason anyway

[Clockwork]

Did it occur to you that he may have a mate with a fucked-up sense of humor that has set him up?

Just a suggestion.

[Hawkeye]

Did it occur to you that he may have a mate with a fucked-up sense of humor that has set him up?

Just a suggestion.

That would be my call on it as well. Who would give their real name under those cicumstances.

One of my sons mates got a hold of my sons cell while it was unlocked. Changed all of the contact list names to Lord of the Ring characters.
Took him weeks to sort out. He had to text everyone to send back their name to find out which number was which person.

(I ended up as Gandalf :laugh:)

[mashman]

Hope the cops go put the frighteners on 'im. Hope missus Mad ain't too freaked. I once had a group of kids from a boarding school that used to call me on a friday and saturday night... funny idiots though. Next time, get missus Mad to ask for credit card details before proceeding.

[Scuba_Steve]

I kinda miss prank calls from when cell's were new... People used to ignorantly think that because cellphones weren't attached to a line they couldn't be traced :facepalm:.
Oh the hilarity when we called them back, just wish I coulda seen the look on their faces when they got a callback on their "untraceable" cellphone.

[hellokitty]

Did it occur to you that he may have a mate with a fucked-up sense of humor that has set him up?

Just a suggestion.

If he has been set up, it shouldn't be too hard for him to figure out who has been mucking about with his phone - stiff shit for him if he gets in trouble, he can then narc on his mate and get them in trouble.

[hellokitty]

Mad-V2 = I hope your partner is okay = nasty suprise to wake up to at 1am

hawkeye - hilarious! Gandalf!

[SMOKEU]

Put their number in the local rag advertising escort services. Make that gay escort services.

[FJRider]

If he has been set up, it shouldn't be too hard for him to figure out who has been mucking about with his phone - stiff shit for him if he gets in trouble, he can then narc on his mate and get them in trouble.

Misuse of a telephone is taken seriously by the phone companys ...

Misuse of network

112 Misuse of telephone device

(1) Every person commits an offence who, in using a telephone device,
uses profane, indecent, or obscene language, or makes a suggestion of a
profane, indecent, or obscene nature, with the intention of offending the
recipient.

(2) Every person commits an offence who---

(a) uses, or causes or permits to be used, any telephone
device for the purpose of disturbing, annoying, or irritating any person,
whether by calling up without speech or by wantonly or maliciously transmitting
communications or sounds, with the intention of offending the recipient; or

(b) in using a telecommunications device, knowingly gives any fictitious
order, instruction, or message.

(3) Every person who commits an offence against subsection (1) or subsection
(2) is liable on summary conviction to imprisonment for a term not exceeding 3
months or a fine not exceeding $2,000.


If the guy can't or wont identify the person responsible ... HE can/will be held liable. His memory may be jogged when he sees the penaltys ...

[Coldrider]

Cops won't act till they believe the call was 'malicious' enough.
The details of the number (if known, prepay etc) will only be released to the police or your lawyer.
The records are only held for 6 to 7 days.

[FJRider]

Cops won't act till they believe the call was 'malicious' enough.
The details of the number (if known, prepay etc) will only be released to the police or your lawyer.
The records are only held for 6 to 7 days.

If a complaint is made ... they have to act on it.

Often better go directly to the phone company concerned. Their usual knee-jerk reaction is block the phone and delete the number. The old "this number is no longer in service" when you dial that number. No warnings ... No notice .... No excuses heard. DONE ... !!!

And the phone is useless to anybody.

[mossy1200]

Get a bad whistle for next time.Blast the suka down the phone.

[Mad-V2]

All very good points, thanks.

I called Jason about ten Min's after he made the sick call, he sounded exactly as my partner described his voice so I'm in no doubt it was him that made the call. My feeling is that he may have got the wrong number BUT he decided to be a dumb ass and carry on about what he was doing and what he wanted to do. It was quite a graphic call from my understanding.
As I'm in Queensland at the moment, my partner has trouble sleeping at night by herself anyway and I have a five year old in the house, I took the call VERY seriously. I'm just glad I'm coming home on Monday so I can upgrade security at the house to make the missis feel more secure.

[hellokitty]

All very good points, thanks.

I called Jason about ten Min's after he made the sick call, he sounded exactly as my partner described his voice so I'm in no doubt it was him that made the call. My feeling is that he may have got the wrong number BUT he decided to be a dumb ass and carry on about what he was doing and what he wanted to do. It was quite a graphic call from my understanding.
As I'm in Queensland at the moment, my partner has trouble sleeping at night by herself anyway and I have a five year old in the house, I took the call VERY seriously. I'm just glad I'm coming home on Monday so I can upgrade security at the house to make the missis feel more secure.

Do you have a friend that can stay with her? For whatever reason, she is scared and surely someone can stay with her.... you must be very stressed by this - as a man, you want to fix it NOW and you are in another country. A shitty situation. :angry:

[short-circuit]

Hi there,

My partner had a prank caller tonight at around 1:00am.
He was a sicko telling her how he was wanking himself and that sort of thing.
She has called the police and given them his number and name, I called him from skype and asked if Jason was there and he said "speaking", he sounded like a young falla who was half asleep in bed. I told him what I thought of him and he denied making the call (good ol caller ID doesn't lie).
Anyway if anyone knows someone by the name of Jason with cell number 0221702408,
Tell him he now has an enemy, the police has his name and number and he is a piece of shit who needs a bullet.
And feel free to call him and scare him a little if you want, he freaked out my partner so he deserves it.

Thanks

Calm down you lemon or I'll finger myself while typing up my next response

[Coldrider]

If a complaint is made ... they have to act on it.

Often better go directly to the phone company concerned. Their usual knee-jerk reaction is block the phone and delete the number. The old "this number is no longer in service" when you dial that number. No warnings ... No notice .... No excuses heard. DONE ... !!!

And the phone is useless to anybody.Sorry FJ it hinges on what is' malicious' with the Police Officer involved, and the bar is quite high.
The telcos protect the caller with privacy issues and in the end you wonder who the victim is.

[FJRider]

Sorry FJ it hinges on what is' malicious' with the Police Officer involved, and the bar is quite high.
The telcos protect the caller with privacy issues and in the end you wonder who the victim is.

The term is "Misuse" not "malicious" ...

112 Misuse of telephone device

(1) Every person commits an offence who, in using a telephone device,
uses profane, indecent, or obscene language, or makes a suggestion of a
profane, indecent, or obscene nature, with the intention of offending the
recipient.

(2) Every person commits an offence who---

(a) uses, or causes or permits to be used, any telephone
device for the purpose of disturbing, annoying, or irritating any person,
whether by calling up without speech or by wantonly or maliciously transmitting
communications or sounds, with the intention of offending the recipient;

Although I wonder why the original posters wife did not just hang up. However ... the reported content of the call ... by the caller ... is covered in the above quoted portion of law.

Any cop refusing to act in this case ... would be due more to lazyness, more than constraints of law. Regardless of what they may tell you.

[Coldrider]

The term is "Misuse" not "malicious" ...

112 Misuse of telephone device

(1) Every person commits an offence who, in using a telephone device,
uses profane, indecent, or obscene language, or makes a suggestion of a
profane, indecent, or obscene nature, with the intention of offending the
recipient.

(2) Every person commits an offence who---

(a) uses, or causes or permits to be used, any telephone
device for the purpose of disturbing, annoying, or irritating any person,
whether by calling up without speech or by wantonly or maliciously transmitting
communications or sounds, with the intention of offending the recipient;

Although I wonder why the original posters wife did not just hang up. However ... the reported content of the call ... by the caller ... is covered in the above quoted portion of law.

Any cop refusing to act in this case ... would be due more to lazyness, more than constraints of law. Regardless of what they may tell you.The term the police use is 'malicious'. That may be due to the law, rather than telecoms contract, which means didley squat in real terms. I have been down this track, have you?

[Mom]

Never had one, but had a couple of flashers in my time.

I find laughing at them quietens them down. Have actually seen the evidence of this action. Semi erect penis turns inny when you laugh :yes: Sometimes if they are close enough they actually run :rofl:

How horrible for your partner, very unnerving I am sure. Nothing worse than being scared in your own home. Tell her to buy a gas powered horn, hand held. Have it next to the phone. These fucks prey on vulnerable females. I promise having a gas powered horn by the phone gives your partner POWER! If this dick (or his pathetic mates) attempts another call, all she has to do is fire off the horn. Caller gets bleeding eardrums, your lovely lady gets to giggle...

I hope it never happens again.

[FJRider]

The term the police use is 'malicious'. That may be due to the law, rather than telecoms contract, which means didley squat in real terms. I have been down this track, have you?

Yes, The call had been recorded. Police knew who to call in the phone Co. Within the appropiate time before calls were deleted.

Result. Court action by police and as I stated by the phone Co.

Other (unrelated) charges were also laid against this person. He was "A person of interest to police" ...

[Coldrider]

Yes, The call had been recorded. Police knew who to call in the phone Co. Within the appropiate time before calls were deleted.

Result. Court action by police and as I stated by the phone Co.

Other (unrelated) charges were also laid against this person. He was "A person of interest to police" ...our experience is wife receiving call at 2:00am on her cell phone (can be picked up on landline voicemail) from a telecom landline (when redialed would blow anyway), went to local cop shop, he checked out the number and knew, said it wasn't a malicious call enough as he was concerned,or a wrong number even though they knew all thenames, fuck off you you stupid complaining lady and have a coffee with the rest of them,ive got retirement to consider, she goes to telecom, who is this number and how many times has it called while we were away, oh no, we can only release those details to the police or your lawyer on request, privacy you know and all.........long story I am not telling but we have a huge letter from the corporation involved.
Busted but NO helps from NZPOLICE or TELECOM. The proof come about by the corporation checking off their phone bill.

edit, the call was not of a sexual nature, and was 3 months ago.

[FJRider]

our experience is ...

I asked NO questions ... (That is as you found, "invasion of privacy") A written complaint was made to Police and phone Co. With dates and numbers involved. Copies kept and the copies were signed by both, to confirm a complaint was recieved.

THEY both had to act then. Police Complaints is the next step if they DON'T take action.

As for the phone Co. ... The question to ask is (if they hesitate) "Who is YOUR supervisor ???"

That usually gets their attention.

A trail of paperwork is hard to ignore.

[Coldrider]

I asked NO questions ... (That is as you found, "invasion of privacy") A written complaint was made to Police and phone Co. With dates and numbers involved. Copies kept and the copies were signed by both, to confirm a complaint was recieved.

THEY both had to act then. Police Complaints is the next step if they DON'T take action.

As for the phone Co. ... The question to ask is (if they hesitate) "Who is YOUR supervisor ???"

That usually gets their attention.

A trail of paperwork is hard to ignore.My wife could not get the cop to act, community constable, so spade work was done ourselves with the number received. To my knowledge our village is home to some of the fastest toys on two wheels and four, so I know when not to push my luck, but what upsets women is totally different. Better result received than a prosecution but don't expect telecom or police to act because a contract says so.
Some slimebags work on a different level, and when they know how far to go within the the law, what upsets 'normal people' (whatever that is) is tough luck.

[FJRider]

Some slimebags work on a different level, and when they know how far to go within the the law, what upsets 'normal people' (whatever that is) is tough luck.

I once had a flatmate who worked for Telecom ... before it became telecom. I learned quite a bit what can or cant be done. Sometimes "not quite" in the system to such scumbags.

[Coldrider]

I once had a flatmate who worked for Telecom ... before it became telecom. I learned quite a bit what can or cant be done. Sometimes "not quite" in the system to such scumbags.Yes that would help, but unfortunately 'scumbags' may be their customers as well.

[Mad-V2]

So after much deliberation, I have a good friend staying at the house to keep the missis from going stir crazy and as usual the police don't give a shit, Telecom has blocked the weirdo's number (thanks) and I have a locksmith coming to the house to beef up the door locks and windows.
To some this may be a small incident that doesn't warrant any action, but to me this is an attack on my family and I'll do anything I can to make them feel safe while I'm away.
As I've been robbed four times at a different house and home invasions are becoming more and more common these days, there is little people can do to defend themselves from this sort of thing except turn your house into a fortress.
I have an air pressure sensor alarm that goes off instantly when a window or door is opened anywhere in the house, my computer is a security camera that takes pictures when motion is detected and sends them straight to my email automatically, I have two good guard dogs and an array of weapons throughout the house, and the new deadbolts on windows and doors will make the missis feel a bit more secure as she doesn't think the other technology is good enough.
Now I just have to hope i never loose my house keys.
Fuckin criminals!!!! Bring back the death penalty!!!!!

[jrandom]

Bring back the death penalty!!!!!

Seriously?

Your missus received an offensive telephone call that was probably a wrong number in any case, and you're ranting about the death penalty while ejaculating wads of cash all over the local alarm installers and locksmiths?

Nobody's coming for her in the night, dude. Just tell her to calm the fuck down.

If this is nigh on the most upsetting thing that's ever happened to you (and based on the number of exclamation marks in your posts, I suspect it is), you've led a very sheltered life.

[Kickaha]

Seriously?

Your missus received an offensive telephone call that was probably a wrong number in any case, and you're ranting about the death penalty while ejaculating wads of cash all over the local alarm installers and locksmiths?

Nobody's coming for her in the night, dude. Just tell her to calm the fuck down.

If this is nigh on the most upsetting thing that's ever happened to you (and based on the number of exclamation marks in your posts, I suspect it is), you've led a very sheltered life.

Don't be stupid, you can never be to paranoid and don't forget he can spot a sicko just by looking at them http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php/141618-How-the-fuck-did-he-walk-free?p=1130144125#post1130144125

[jrandom]

Don't be stupid, you can never be to paranoid and don't forget he can spot a sicko just by looking at them http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php/141618-How-the-fuck-did-he-walk-free?p=1130144125#post1130144125

Deary me. Mad-V2 sounds like he has a few paranoia and/or inferiority issues (spent most of his life not being the alpha male, perhaps?)

That park story sounds like it's mostly fantasy.

[Mad-V2]

Like I said "To some this may be a small incident that doesn't warrant any action, but to me this is an attack on my family and I'll do anything I can to make them feel safe while I'm away."
So jasonrandomsicko late night caller, whats your point?

[jrandom]

Like I said "To some this may be a small incident that doesn't warrant any action, but to me this is an attack on my family and I'll do anything I can to make them feel safe while I'm away."
So jasonrandomsicko late night caller, whats your point?

My point is that you saw it as an 'attack on your family', and that that was unwarranted and unreasonable.

[TrentNz]

What a fuckin wanker
over a prank call?
twat.

[FJRider]

Never had one, but had a couple of flashers in my time.

I find laughing at them quietens them down. Have actually seen the evidence of this action. Semi erect penis turns inny when you laugh :yes: Sometimes if they are close enough they actually run :rofl:


I've had a few flashers ... I'm just hoping I get one of the female vresions ... sometime ... :facepalm:

By close enough ... do you mean "in arms reach" ... ??? :blink:

If you have cell numbers ... you can get to a few websites ... give them their cell number for some automatic texts (not the free ones) ... it takes a few before they realise THEY pay for the texts THEY get. About a dozen sites should be a good start.

[Virago]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-dLW_UALQzKY/Twd0Sc1MaEI/AAAAAAACRnY/E7bs8Lrl0JA/s1600/paranoia.jpg

[Katman]

My feeling is that he may have got the wrong number BUT he decided to be a dumb ass and carry on about what he was doing and what he wanted to do. It was quite a graphic call from my understanding.


She could have hung the phone up at the point where the guy said "I'm stroking my co......"

Sounds like she instead chose to hang on for all the gory details.

[jrandom]

She could have hung the phone up at the point where the guy said "I'm stroking my co......"

Sounds like she instead chose to hang on for all the gory details.

Like I said, I suspect the OP has a few inferiority issues.

[Mad-V2]

I don't know what I did to deserve the name calling but oh well, standard KB tough guys as normal.

[jrandom]

I don't know what I did to deserve the name calling

You went off your nut on the internets because your missus got a dirty phone call. This is a thing of lol.


standard KB tough guys

Standard?

I'd like you to know, sir, that Katman and I have had all the performance mods.

[Mom]

By close enough ... do you mean "in arms reach" ... ??? :blink:


Yepper. I nursed and lived in the nurses home. Those places seem to attract all sorts of weirdos, and not just the residents. A few of us went to town one night and managed to spend our taxi fare home :pinch: so we had to walk from the city to Greenlane hospital. A flasher, complete with trench coat and erection jumped out from some bushes in front of us. We were pissed enough to find it extremely funny, so much so that one was rolling around on the ground. This poor bastard just took off with his rapidly falling penis flapping in the breeze. Possibly one of the funniest things I have ever seen :rofl:

[jrandom]

A flasher, complete with trench coat and erection jumped out from some bushes in front of us.

I've never actually thought about this before, but... I wonder what flashers are expecting to happen post-flash?

[Mad-V2]

I don't think I went off my nut, I typed with the caps lock off. I was just just sharing the experience.
But I guess a few of you people condone this sort of thing and like people who commit crime.
Except speeding of course, thats the worst crime of them all.
And yes Katman I wondered why she didn't just hang up also, but she didn't.

[jrandom]

I don't think I went off my nut, I typed with the caps lock off. I was just just sharing the experience.

There were a lot of exclamation marks, though. The death penalty was mentioned. Etc.


But I guess a few of you people condone this sort of thing and like people who commit crime.

The prank caller is a very bad man and yes, it was a crime. Probably about as heinous, in terms of actual impact on society, as crayoning rude words on the fence of someone you don't like, or doing an after-hours burnout in an industrial area.

I recommend laughing it off.

Edit: And I tell you what, if I ever get an explicit and offensive call from an anonymous woman, I'm totally gonna wait for her to hang up.

[Mom]

I've never actually thought about this before, but... I wonder what flashers are expecting to happen post-flash?

I know, weird eh? I was walking on Greenlane Road towards Manakau Road one afternoon and this Humber 80 (yes I really am OLD) drives very slowly alongside me and stops a bit ahead of me. The driver leaned over and wound down the passengers window. There was a big German Shepard in the backseat. He called out to me as I got alongside me, he was asking the name of the road up there. I glanced into the car to answer and here he is, fly down, cock in hand, wanking for all he was worth. Honestly, I sniggered and told him he was not that impressive and the ones I had seen before were all way bigger than his and kept walking. He drove past me without a sideways look. Freak!

[jrandom]

I glanced into the car to answer and here he is, fly down, cock in hand, wanking for all he was worth.

You may be old, but you definitely have cooler stories.

[Mad-V2]

O.k. sorry for wasting your time with this. I'm sure you have far more pressing things to do than telling someone they are wrong for reacting to certain situations.
As you were......

[jrandom]

O.k. sorry for wasting your time with this. I'm sure you have far more pressing things to do than telling someone they are wrong for reacting to certain situations.
As you were......

Nope. It's Sunday afternoon, I've been to work and the supermarket already, washed my motorbike, and begun drinking.

Telling someone they're wrong on the internet works well as a raison d'être right now, although I did just finish BitTorrenting every Monty Python's Flying Circus episode ever, so I might flip the laptop closed and switch to the 50" plasma telly shortly.

Isn't it nice to be a part of a wealthy and decadent technological civilisation?

[Usarka]

I remember the good old days of phoning someone up and asking if their fridge was running......

[Mad-V2]

It most certainly is, And as it's only 3:30pm I'm off in an hour to enjoy the rest of the afternoon drinking by the beach at a mates to help the hours go by sleeping tomorrow on a plane.
That way I can wake up nice and refreshed for at least three hours of Roger Waters tomorrow night.
Ya got to love the good life.

[Mad-V2]

I remember the good old days of phoning someone up and asking if their fridge was running......

As do I Usarka, or telling someone they have won a thousand dollars at the local pac n save, but those days are long gone in my opinion

[Katman]

And yes Katman I wondered why she didn't just hang up also, but she didn't.

Maybe the story was better than the ones she hears from you.

[Mad-V2]

Yea I'm pretty sure she's not into rape and murder but I've only known her 15 years.
That.....was......a.....good.....one......Katman

[jrandom]

yea i'm pretty sure she's not into rape and murder

nek minnit

[Katman]

Yea I'm pretty sure she's not into rape and murder but I've only known her 15 years.
That.....was......a.....good.....one......Katman

Rape and murder now?

Clearly when the original post doesn't elicit the response you wanted, escalation is the preferred manner of attention seeking.

[Mad-V2]

Yea because I love seeking the attention from you Katman, your so awesome........
If you would like me to share the full details of the call for your pleasure Katman let me know.
Actually in the first post I gave out his cell number, you could call him and have a big fetish wank together.
That would be more your style wouldn't it?

[jrandom]

If you would like me to share the full details of the call for your pleasure...

Please do.

What did he actually say?

[Mad-V2]

......

Thats pretty much the jist of it, although I didn't take the call so there could have been more.
Now you can all go play with yourselves, Have fun. Better yet, Give him a call.
Or ring Napier police, they have word for word what she said to them on record.

[jrandom]

You sound sexy, I wanna fuck you in the arse (heavy breathing)
Your a Sick fuck, who are you?

Sounds like she was loving it.

[TrentNz]

Ring Ring: Hello
(heavy Breathing) I'm wanking myself
Who is this??
You sound sexy, I wanna fuck you in the arse (heavy breathing)
Your a Sick fuck, who are you?
(Heavy Breathing) It's Jason (heavy breathing)
I have your number on caller ID and I'm calling the cops!
I wanna come over and fuck you to death (heavy Breathing)
Your sick and I'm calling the cops!!!
Click.

Thats pretty much the jist of it, although I didn't take the call so there could have been more.
Now you can all go play with yourselves, Have fun. Better yet, Give him a call.
Or ring Napier police, they have word for word what she said to them on record.

I bet she was secretly turned on.

[Mad-V2]

No need to disrespect my partner like that, How would you react in that situation?
Thats just fucking rude if you ask me

[jrandom]

How would you react in that situation?

I'd look to be taking the anal opportunity while she was still turned on.

[Mad-V2]

I bet she was secretly turned on.

Is that because your turned on TrentNZ. Give him a call.

[TrentNz]

Is that because your turned on TrentNZ. Give him a call.

Mmmm Sounds good <3

but seriously what did you expect to happen whilst posting this on KB?

[Mad-V2]

Anyway fuck you loosers, I'm out of here. Get out your gay porn and have fun getting down with ya bad ol selves.

[Mad-V2]

Mmmm Sounds good <3

but seriously what did you expect to happen whilst posting this on KB?

Pretty much get some positive feedback then get the usual fucknuts respond in the usual manner
all in all it's been a good day. :sunny:

[jaffaonajappa]

Pretty much get some positive feedback then get the usual fucknuts respond in the usual manner
all in all it's been a good day. :sunny:

This thread....prank caller or prank poster?
im confuddled...

[mashman]

http://www.alan.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Concerned-300x300.jpg

[Usarka]

http://cdn.randomfunnypicture.com/wp2/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/concerned-sink-is-concerned.jpg

[Str8 Jacket]

Anyway fuck you loosers, I'm out of here. Get out your gay porn and have fun getting down with ya bad ol selves.

Gay porn and 'loosers', sounds like a book. Maybe you and beyond could write a book together. It could be epic.

[Winston001]

The prank caller is a very bad man and yes, it was a crime. Probably about as heinous, in terms of actual impact on society, as crayoning rude words on the fence of someone you don't like, or doing an after-hours burnout in an industrial area.


I'm guessing you are trolling but just in case you genuinely believe the above, you are wrong.

A telephone call is a personal intrusion into another person's life. Usually a welcome and acceptable intrusion but the essence is, the contact is personal. That elevates obscene phone calls far above distant graffiti artists etc. Furthermore a call at 1:00am usually gets the heart pounding because it can mean bad news.

A person alone is vulnerable and this sort of nasty stuff can leave the victim imagining they are being watched, followed, at risk.

I understand and share the OPs anger and frustration when he is far from home and powerless to be there and protect his family, especially having experienced breakins in the past.

[sil3nt]

Without more details I am finding this very difficult to masturbate to.

[Hawkeye]

Surely blowing this completely out of proportion will make the op's misses even worse.
I would have thought playing it down as just a stupid prank would be the better option.
If she is already nervous then escalating security, bringing in the cops etc will certainly not make her feel at ease.
It's more likely to raise anxiety.

A one-off call is not something to go overboard about. Yes be unhappy but making the misses fear for her safety by going over the top!!:facepalm:

[gatch]

Without more details I am finding this very difficult to masturbate to.

I know right. I barely even got a semi at the "fuck you to death" part.

[pritch]

In the course of a former employment I had occasion to discuss security with many people.

Guys who work away from home for extended periods: seagoing crew, oil rig workers, etc, do worry about the safety of the wife and kids while they are away. It isn't at all uncommon for them to take some additional precautions: alarms of various sorts, new locks, fences, a big dog, whatever.

Some of these guys are seriously hard characters, but I don't think the wife getting an obscene call in the wee small hours would be taken at all lightly by most.

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Don't be stupid, you can never be to paranoid and don't forget he can spot a sicko just by looking at them http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php/141618-How-the-fuck-did-he-walk-free?p=1130144125#post1130144125

Brilliant!!!!! I'd forgotten about that thread. Suspicions confirmed - the OP is a knob end

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And yes Katman I wondered why she didn't just hang up also, but she didn't.

She probably enjoyed it but gave you a different story

[Katman]

Some of these guys are seriously hard characters,


By all accounts, so was the prank caller.

[FJRider]

By all accounts, so was the prank caller.

but he wasn't pulling his weight ... oh wait ... :pinch:

[pritch]

By all accounts, so was the prank caller.

Gotta share the love...

Bugga! It must be becoming a habit. :gob:

[Mad-V2]

Surely blowing this completely out of proportion will make the op's misses even worse.
I would have thought playing it down as just a stupid prank would be the better option.
If she is already nervous then escalating security, bringing in the cops etc will certainly not make her feel at ease.
It's more likely to raise anxiety.

A one-off call is not something to go overboard about. Yes be unhappy but making the misses fear for her safety by going over the top!!:facepalm:

O.k so she called the cops, not me.
I had the security measures in place already due to previous burglaries (except the deadbolts), and I'm glad the trolls are still having fun :motu:

[sil3nt]

O.k so she called the cops, not me.
I had the security measures in place already due to previous burglaries (except the deadbolts), and I'm glad the trolls are still having fun :motu:Not nearly as much fun as I could be having....

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O.k so she called the cops, not me.
I had the security measures in place already due to previous burglaries (except the deadbolts), and I'm glad the trolls are still having fun :motu:

No trolling at all bro - deadpan as fuck. I thought for a second the thread was a failed troll attempt but the truth as they say is often stranger than fiction.

FFS if you get that wound up about some tosspot prank calling your missus then you've got problems. But evidently paranoia is your middle name

[TrentNz]

Truth is his missus was cheating on him, she found an easy way to end the cheating by saying it was a prank caller and calling the cops.
Playaaaa.

[tigertim20]

Hi there,

My partner had a prank caller tonight at around 1:00am.
He was a sicko telling her how he was wanking himself and that sort of thing.
She has called the police and given them his number and name, I called him from skype and asked if Jason was there and he said "speaking", he sounded like a young falla who was half asleep in bed. I told him what I thought of him and he denied making the call (good ol caller ID doesn't lie).
Anyway if anyone knows someone by the name of Jason with cell number 0221702408,
Tell him he now has an enemy, the police has his name and number and he is a piece of shit who needs a bullet.
And feel free to call him and scare him a little if you want, he freaked out my partner so he deserves it.

Thanks

Can I have ya wifes number instead?:banana:

[jrandom]

Can I have ya wifes number instead?:banana:

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[Mad-V2]

Woot Woot!! You guys are on fire :clap: