I've got bombs, drugs and slaves at my house

[mashman]

just as well they're building a new prisons (http://nz.news.yahoo.com/a/-/top-stories/13238202/search-and-surveillance-bill-becomes-law/)... Have anything interesting at your place?

[The Lone Rider]

Illegal green plants in the wall. It makes great insulation. :cold:

I also have an airplane in the back yard I fly to the dairy on occasion. But it's not registered and I don't have a pilot license.

And I have some illegal dealings with gnomes who sell me tins of red paint. I can't help it if paint made from the blood of unicorns is so good.

[neels]

They can come and search my garage any time, as long as they bring a skip to bin all the shit I don't need anymore as they sort through it for me.

[ducatilover]

I have a bike without paid rego.

I'm fucked.

[cc rider]

I've got an echidna in the garden.
And 5 bird cages, but I've never owned a bird... don't judge :wacko:

[Red39]

just as well they're building a new prisons (http://nz.news.yahoo.com/a/-/top-stories/13238202/search-and-surveillance-bill-becomes-law/)... Have anything interesting at your place?

Drugs, bombs and slaves? That's much more interesting and user friendly than my stuff....I'm coming round to yours :)

[unstuck]

Oh fuck.:sweatdrop:eek5::eek5:

[Woodman]

They gonna send the nannys in.

[Tigadee]

Have anything interesting at your place?

Not much, but my neighbour had a helicopter, pool full of bikini women, garage fulla fast cars and wads of cash hidden in his walls...
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-fRNwMeSY3CY/TyFERkzJmhI/AAAAAAAAEc4/S2IReDEMptI/s1600/kim+dotcom+and+lavshing+party.jpg

Oh! And looks like he's invited the local law enforcement officials for a tea party too! How nice of him!

[mashman]

I've got an echidna in the garden.

Gesundheit... will having a dealy weapon in the garden get around the rules dyatink


Drugs, bombs and slaves? That's much more interesting and user friendly than my stuff....I'm coming round to yours :)

Get better stuff then, coz you ain't havin mine :)


Not much, but my neighbour had a helicopter, pool full of bikini women, garage fulla fast cars and wads of cash hidden in his walls...

Oh! And looks like he's invited the local law enforcement officials for a tea party too! How nice of him!

sounds like a bloody nice bloke

[gijoe1313]

Crikey, I have back issues from Combat & Survival and greek hoplite armour, plus a ton of Dungeons & Dragons gear, martial arts manuals and ninja books ... reckon I will be due for the profiling! :pinch:

[Haggis2]

I have a bike without paid rego.

I'm fucked.

The FBI will be visiting you shortly :bye:

[Zedder]

Talking of the FBI, that reminds me of the joke about the old arthritic Mafia guy who needs to get his garden sorted.

He visits his son in prison who says "Leave it to me" and then sends him a letter about the garden but makes it clear that he shouldn't cultivate the south east corner of their property.

The FBI then does a really good job of tilling the soil.

[Hans]

Don't think,
If you must think,
Don't speak,
If you must speak,
Don't write,
If you must write,
Don't sign.

If you think, speak, write and sign.
Don't be surprised.

-russian saying

[Hans]

Also I have Nick Smith in my garage.

[Red39]

Also I have Nick Smith in my garage.

Is Nick Smith in your garage simply for your own entertainment and pleasure ;) or are you holding him for ransom?

[Big Dave]

plus a ton of Dungeons & Dragons gear,


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[Shadowjack]

Is Nick Smith in your garage simply for your own entertainment and pleasure ;) or are you holding him for ransom?

Yeah, but, would he be worth anything to anybody, right about now...:innocent:

[Red39]

Yeah, but, would he be worth anything to anybody, right about now...:innocent:

You're dead right....so must just be there to amuse Hans in one way or another.....!!!!

[Zedder]

Yeah, but, would he be worth anything to anybody, right about now...:innocent:

Sure, tie him to a power pole and people could throw things at him. It would be worth it to lots of tax payers at the moment probably.

[mashman]

You're dead right....so must just be there to amuse Hans in one way or another.....!!!!

if you can't eat it, fuck it?

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lc30jvzzBK1qe0eclo1_500.gif

[Red39]

if you can't eat it, fuck it?

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lc30jvzzBK1qe0eclo1_500.gif

He could quite possibly do both though.....let's not rule anything out. ;)

[mashman]

He could quite possibly do both though.....let's not rule anything out. ;)

heh heh... gonna need pics or it never happened

[Red39]

heh heh... gonna need pics or it never happened

If you want pics of Hans doin the nasty with NS you will have to contact him directly....that is one deal I'm not about to broker. He he

[Madness]

Also I have Nick Smith in my garage.

Be careful. The last person to have sex with Nick Smith ended up on ACC.

[mashman]

If you want pics of Hans doin the nasty with NS you will have to contact him directly....that is one deal I'm not about to broker. He he

I thought a feminine touch might have been more appropriate.

[Red39]

I thought a feminine touch might have been more appropriate.

I'll hold the camera and bake a cake then......don't say I don't do anything for you Mashy ;)

[mashman]

I'll hold the camera and bake a cake then......don't say I don't do anything for you Mashy ;)

:rofl: you rule :yes:

[Shadowjack]

Oooh, cake:woohoo:

[flyingcrocodile46]

just as well they're building a new prisons (http://nz.news.yahoo.com/a/-/top-stories/13238202/search-and-surveillance-bill-becomes-law/)... Have anything interesting at your place?

Add to that, poison, acid, guns, radioactive waste and rocket fuel then we can play Snap. :laugh:

[mashman]

Add to that, poison, acid, guns, radioactive waste and rocket fuel then we can play Snap. :laugh:

they're on my shopping list... NOW

[Madness]

I have a BB pistol and once had some duty-free cigarettes that I didn't purchase myself and my dogs aren't registered.

I'm fucked.

[Mom]

I am not citizen and I grow my own herbs :shit:

I want to be flippant about the forms I have to apply for citizenship, in regards to the question, "Are you, or have you ever been a member of a terrorist organisation?" But I dare not, as I may get around to completing them one day :pinch:

EDIT: Millie is not displaying a current Rego either, I have not got around to putting it on yet :dodge:

[mashman]

I am not citizen and I grow my own herbs :shit:

I want to be flippant about the forms I have to apply for citizenship, in regards to the question, "Are you, or have you ever been a member of a terrorist organisation?" But I dare not, as I may get around to completing them one day :pinch:

EDIT: Millie is not displaying a current Rego either, I have not got around to putting it on yet :dodge:

I'm glad I'm not in any of your positions :innocent:...

[HenryDorsetCase]

send some slaves round mine: I've got some yard work needs doing and they can give the house a paint while they're there. Actually some drugs would be good: its a quiet Saturday night.

I'm sorted for the guns and bombs and whatnot, cheers.

[mashman]

send some slaves round mine: I've got some yard work needs doing and they can give the house a paint while they're there. Actually some drugs would be good: its a quiet Saturday night.

I'm sorted for the guns and bombs and whatnot, cheers.

:laugh:

awwww shit, sorry HDC, I've just put them to sleep and the gas doesn't wear off for a good 8 hours, I'll see if they're free tomorrow :eek:. I can highly recommend a couple of painkillers and a bottle of wine.

[cc rider]

Gesundheit... will having a dealy weapon in the garden get around the rules dyatink :scratch: :confused:


My echidna knows where you live & is watching you http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_xQBZ_crvXr4/S79BGGpePLI/AAAAAAAABNQ/Vq-MF1UO-Lg/s320/echidna-dork.jpg




I have a BB pistol and once had some duty-free cigarettes that I didn't purchase myself and my dogs aren't registered.

I'm fucked.I bet ya didn't make your bed this morning either??? Well did ya???

Yep... you're fucked

[5150]

A partialy disassembled Cessna 172 and Cirrus SR22 sitting out the back. We had a Scorpion tank in the driveway not so long ago. Mate poped in to visit for a beer. :facepalm: