Riddle me this!

[Newbi]

An easy one to start.

What is greater than God
More Evil than the Devil
The poor have it
The rich need it
And if you eat it you'll die??

[avgas]

Time.....................

[nodrog]

An easy one to start.

What is greater than God
More Evil than the Devil
The poor have it
The rich need it
And if you eat it you'll die??

nothing

___________

[nodrog]

Time.....................

How the fuck do you eat a clock?

[blackdog]

How the fuck do you eat a clock?

Yeah. If it's got hands and a face on it, it's a clock.

[Maha]

What caused his death?

John Doe occupied a chair of applied electonics in one of the leading government institutions.
He was held to the post by the closet of ties and his death came as a real shock....

[Big Dave]

nothing

___________

Wiki answers kills this game.

[oneofsix]

What caused his death?

John Doe occupied a chair of applied electonics in one of the leading government institutions.
He was held to the post by the closet of ties and his death came as a real shock....

electric chair, or electrocution

[Edbear]

What caused his death?

John Doe occupied a chair of applied electonics in one of the leading government institutions.
He was held to the post by the closet of ties and his death came as a real shock....

He was electrocuted, strapped to the electric chair in jail... :whistle:

[Maha]

electric chair, or electrocution


He was electrocuted, strapped to the electric chair in jail... :whistle:

No.....um, I mean....yes.

[Newbi]

Stop fucken cheating, and post another riddle, Jeeze buzzkills:laugh:

[Edbear]

What's the difference between a duck?

[Maha]

What's the difference between a duck?

Nothing, they both leak?

[avgas]

How the fuck do you eat a clock?
Ironically enough time continues even after the batteries stop. Its a secret they don't let you village folk know.

[Edbear]

Nothing, they both leak?

One of its legs is both the same...

[Maha]

What the difference between a pancake and a henway?

[avgas]

What's the difference between a duck?
The pants they wear.

[nodrog]

Wiki answers kills this game.

google is your friend


Ironically enough time continues even after the batteries stop. Its a secret they don't let you village folk know.

witch!

[avgas]

What the difference between a pancake and a henway?
Its easy to shoot a pancake

[nodrog]

What's in front of a woman and back of a cow?

[Maha]

What's in front of a woman and back of a cow?

...a skinny white boy...?:buggerd:
Udder know?

[Big Dave]

google is your friend


I have a PhD in Google.

[Edbear]

What's in front of a woman and back of a cow?

Is it a worry that I know the answer to this one..? :shutup:

[Asher]

What's in front of a woman and back of a cow?

A kitchen?

[Crasherfromwayback]

How the fuck do you eat a clock?

Ask the docile cunt that used to eat bicycles. Din't he conk out trying to eat a fucking aeroplane?

[Stirts]

This is a useful tool, commonly found in the range of 6 inches
long, the functioning of which is enjoyed by members of both sexes.
It is usually found hung, dangling loosely, ready for instant
action. It boasts of a clump of little hairy things at one end
and a small hole at the other. In use, it is quickly inserted,
almost always willingly, sometimes slowly, sometimes quickly, into
a warm, fleshy, moist opening where it is thrust in and drawn out
again and again many times in succession, often quickly and
accompanied by squirming bodily movements. Anyone found listening
in will most surely recognize the rhythmic, pulsing sound
resulting from the well-lubricated movements. When finally
withdrawn, it leaves behind a juicy, frothy, sticky white
substance, some of which will need cleaning from the outer
surfaces of the opening and some from its long glistening shaft.
After everything is done and the flowing and cleansing liquids
have ceased emanating, it is returned to its freely hanging state
of rest, ready for yet another bit of action, hopefully reaching
its bristling climax twice or three times a day, but often much
less. What is it?

[blackdog]

This is a useful tool, What is it?

A duster. 10 chars.

[Crasherfromwayback]

This is a useful tool, commonly found in the range of 6 inches
long, the functioning of which is enjoyed by members of both sexes.
It is usually found hung, dangling loosely, ready for instant
action. It boasts of a clump of little hairy things at one end
and a small hole at the other. In use, it is quickly inserted,
almost always willingly, sometimes slowly, sometimes quickly, into
a warm, fleshy, moist opening where it is thrust in and drawn out
again and again many times in succession, often quickly and
accompanied by squirming bodily movements. Anyone found listening
in will most surely recognize the rhythmic, pulsing sound
resulting from the well-lubricated movements. When finally
withdrawn, it leaves behind a juicy, frothy, sticky white
substance, some of which will need cleaning from the outer
surfaces of the opening and some from its long glistening shaft.
After everything is done and the flowing and cleansing liquids
have ceased emanating, it is returned to its freely hanging state
of rest, ready for yet another bit of action, hopefully reaching
its bristling climax twice or three times a day, but often much
less. What is it?

an iceblock stuck in a bearded cunts face?

[Drew]

What gets bigger, the more you take away?

[Crasherfromwayback]

What gets bigger, the more you take away?

My GF's attitude.

[nodrog]

A kitchen?

yes, cos cows have kitchens


Ask the docile cunt that used to eat bicycles. Din't he conk out trying to eat a fucking aeroplane?

i though he died eating his own head?


This is a useful tool, commonly found in the range of 6 inches
long, the functioning of which is enjoyed by members of both sexes.
It is usually found hung, dangling loosely, ready for instant
action. It boasts of a clump of little hairy things at one end
and a small hole at the other. In use, it is quickly inserted,
almost always willingly, sometimes slowly, sometimes quickly, into
a warm, fleshy, moist opening where it is thrust in and drawn out
again and again many times in succession, often quickly and
accompanied by squirming bodily movements. Anyone found listening
in will most surely recognize the rhythmic, pulsing sound
resulting from the well-lubricated movements. When finally
withdrawn, it leaves behind a juicy, frothy, sticky white
substance, some of which will need cleaning from the outer
surfaces of the opening and some from its long glistening shaft.
After everything is done and the flowing and cleansing liquids
have ceased emanating, it is returned to its freely hanging state
of rest, ready for yet another bit of action, hopefully reaching
its bristling climax twice or three times a day, but often much
less. What is it?

a toothbrush


What gets bigger, the more you take away?

a hole

[Laava]

a toothbrush

Ahhh....... poor Stirts!:(

[rachprice]

My GF's attitude.

Is that fucking right?

[blackdog]

Is that fucking right?

Fight! 10fc.

[Crasherfromwayback]

Is that fucking right?

Exhibit 'A'.

[mashman]

rachrice, in the bike shop, with the poisoned coffee

[ducatilover]

Tits out for the boys!

[Big Dave]

Why do fools fall in love?

[Virago]

Why do fools fall in love?

Because the birds sing so gay.

[onearmedbandit]

What's the difference between jelly and jam?

[Drew]

What's the difference between jelly and jam?One cannot 'jelly' his cock up an unconscious girls arse.

[nodrog]

rachrice, in the bike shop, with the poisoned coffee

Is that her Asian sister? ROLY FLUCK!

[Crasherfromwayback]

Is that her Asian sister? ROLY FLUCK!

We sell Haari Davison

[oneofsix]

What's the difference between jelly and jam?

People get the pip with Drew so he must be jam. Jelly is oh so smooth.

[Oblivion]

Vegetables. Am I doing it right? :innocent:

[onearmedbandit]

One cannot 'jelly' his cock up an unconscious girls arse.

Got it in one. Or both, as the case may be.

[nosebleed]

i though he died eating his own head?

That's unbelievable