Mr 98TLS is walking. Happy Easter mate.

[98tls]

From all gathered in your lounge:woohoo:The computer left logged on was to much to resist so not only are you going to get more shit from us it seems your about to get it from anyone who reads this,for those reading this Mikes currently BEING DRIVEN down to the takeaway after showing us all how to crest a hill on one wheel on our way home from a few hours out on the bikes,we all agree it was impressive (lots of nodding heads and laughter) but was after cresting the hill the front wheel was quickly lowered as was the head when the lights lit up in a Commodore,best bit of all was when your Mrs slapped you round the head and said "why did i have to end up with the oldest teenager in town":woohoo::woohoo::brick:Anyway mate when you return plan is to pay you out some more then when you think it over direct you here and watch your face:woohoo:Give the old bugger shit guys,he deserves it.

[blackdog]

That is some funny shit! What were the charges?

[Latte]

If you're gonna get pinged, do it large. Well done Mr TLS.

[Madness]

Bwuahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!! Those wheels are just too light, eh?

Time to paint the house again Mike.

:facepalm:

[MIXONE]

I feel for you mate.

















Nah just kidding.Bwahahahahahahaha.
As long as it wasn't Scumdog with the blues and twos.

[Kickaha]

What a wanker :facepalm:

[unstuck]

Fuckin brilliant.:niceone:

[caspernz]

Bummer :facepalm:

[mossy1200]

Mike do I need to send you the Mossy excuses guide.
Did you try.Lifting the wheel was required to avoid the front wheel striking the ferret that ran out infront of you.

[ducatilover]

Poofter, shoulda done a one armed, no leg wheelie and fallen off that old tarted up thing.

[gatch]

Bahahahahahaha you tit.

Dumbest thing you ever did. Not the wheelie, that sounds awesome. Pulling over though...

[tigertim20]

haha, excellent effort!

what was the financial damage of said display of skill?

[Katman]

I am not amused.

[FJRider]

I guess he's out of Brownie points then ... :pinch:

[Laava]

Bahahahahahahahaha!
http://buffetoblog.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/guy-on-motorcycle-popping-wheelie-next-to-cop.jpg

[FJRider]

haha, excellent effort!

what was the financial damage of said display of skill?

He may have to talk that over with the judge ... ;)

http://www.youthlaw.co.nz/page/Driving+Offences

[onearmedbandit]

Oh dear Mike. Walking long? A mate in Queenstown just got pinged for the same thing tonight.

[hayd3n]

oh umm opps

[Gremlin]

I imagine it will be even more time on Ebay and MORE parts :laugh:

Right time and place aye? :innocent:

[98tls]

Fucks sake,to the wankers in my lounge get the fuck over it,nothing more than some very bad luck and will add that if nothing else i was out riding instead of poncing about wearing blimp suits onboard 3 fashion statements.To the rest of ya bah-humbug,shit happens.

[bogan]

Fucks sake,to the wankers in my lounge get the fuck over it,nothing more than some very bad luck and will add that if nothing else i was out riding instead of poncing about wearing blimp suits onboard 3 fashion statements.To the rest of ya bah-humbug,shit happens.

Go do a big skid in the driveway, it'll make you feel better!


... and not like you'll be needing tread on your tyres for a while anyway :dodge:

[hayd3n]

hope you left the keys with mr plod :bye:

[98tls]

I imagine it will be even more time on Ebay and MORE parts :laugh:

Right time and place aye? :innocent:

Whilst these cunts in my lounge are still laughing this shit up i will pretend to be bothered and reply to something;)After 40 years on 2 wheels believe me ive long ago heard that said and said it myself along the way,sure there is indeed a time and place but no matter who you are or how good you think you are things are not always going to pan out as you think they should,shit happens and you suck it up,simple eh,that or you can tap shit out on a keyboard about safety/responsible/experience blah blah blah whist at the same time pretending you ride something with the power/weight ratio of a bullet just to do 100kph on 2 wheels enjoying the scenery.As for Ebay,yea most likely mate,why not eh.

[98tls]

What a wanker :facepalm:

Feel your pain,double up on the meds and all will seem right.:yes:

[Kickaha]

Whilst these cunts in my lounge are still laughing this shit up

It's not just the cunts in the lounge who're laughing at you;)

[scumdog]

Oh mammy! Yo sho know how to have fun Mike!!:whistle:

Remember: Good entertainment don't come cheap! :crazy::devil2::lol:

[scumdog]

I am not amused.


Funniest post on this thread yet!:killingme

[James Deuce]

Can I borrow your bike bro?

[ajturbo]

so i have come all this way to finally meet you .. and you go and do this..
you trying to tell me something???

[willytheekid]

:facepalm:....ohh mate! (bet it looked damn coool tho)

What was the "fun fine"?
Happy Easter eh mate :crazy:

...ya big kid! :laugh: (...its called "peter pan syndrome"...I should know ;))

[AllanB]

Look on the positive side. Winter is a great time to fit that big bore kit..........

Hmmmm big jugs.

[hayd3n]

28 days? or longer???

[Virago]

Come on guys, the man is stuck in Oamaru with no transport. This is no laughing matter...

[scumdog]

Come on guys, the man is stuck in Oamaru with no transport. This is no laughing matter...

No.

But it keeps the rest of us safe from him!:rofl:

[ducatilover]

Come on guys, the man is stuck in Oamaru with no transport. This is fantastic

I concur good chap

[98tls]

28 days? or longer??? Longer,how much i dunno yet.Was hoping for just the over 140km thing but it seems not.Have to say the copper was pretty resonable as the bike wasnt impounded,wasnt allowed to ride it home but at least i was allowed to get it home rather than the lock up and all the costs that go with it.Slightly bored so the ebay thing has started...lolBeen forbidden to buy any motorcycle parts but she said nothing about homeware.

[98tls]

Come on guys, the man is stuck in Oamaru with no transport. This is no laughing matter...:brick::oi-grr:You tosser,even i got a laugh outta that one.

[gijoe1313]

Well, if you start making Victorian Steam Punk gadgets and other oddities, it'll fill up the time no problem! As they say, its all fun and games until someone puts an eye out! :doh:

[FJRider]

... lol Been forbidden to buy any motorcycle parts but she said nothing about homeware.

Homeware you say ... :innocent:

http://www.motofurniture.com/ducatitablebnedfull-590x263.jpg



You probably have enough spare parts around anyway ... <_<

[tigertim20]

Longer,how much i dunno yet.Was hoping for just the over 140km thing but it seems not.Have to say the copper was pretty resonable as the bike wasnt impounded,wasnt allowed to ride it home but at least i was allowed to get it home rather than the lock up and all the costs that go with it.Slightly bored so the ebay thing has started...lolBeen forbidden to buy any motorcycle parts but she said nothing about homeware.

ha, lucky you!
since youll be without a licence, may as well get it apart and do some work, right?:woohoo:

[caspernz]

[QUOTE=98tls;at the same time pretending you ride something with the power/weight ratio of a bullet just to do 100kph on 2 wheels enjoying the scenery....[/QUOTE]

As long as the insurance compamy is on board with this train of thought :2thumbsup

[98tls]

ha, lucky you!
since youll be without a licence, may as well get it apart and do some work, right?:woohoo:

To be honest fella theres not to much needs doing,am going to ditch the cans i cut down that came with the new exhaust,have come up with a few ideas re replacement ie there some real tasty ones made by Akrapovic (spell) for a Duc Streetfighter that look like they will work,bugger all else really,if the loss of licence is big then possibly take the thing apart and powdercoat the frame to keep myself busy.What i really need is the funds to buy an old 850 Commando and set about making things good but i dont fancy my chances,"please can i find and spend $8000ish on an old Norton cause im bored after being a stupid cunt",wont even bother asking.

[FJRider]

... "please can i find and spend $8000ish on an old Norton cause im bored after being a stupid cunt",wont even bother asking.

You've probably spent more on the tls ... than some small countries have as a National Deficit ...

[ducatilover]

Please ask the boss for that money, I think this site needs more Norton!

[98tls]

You've probably spent more on the tls ... than some small countries have as a National Deficit ...

"Vicky is that you?";)ive heard that from her a few times mate.

[FJRider]

"Vicky is that you?";)ive heard that from her a few times mate.

The first time was her ... the "others" were just an echo ... I'd reline the walls to stop that if I were you ... :innocent: (the brownie points may come in handy ... very soon)

[Geeen]

If you are looking for different cans these might be worth a gander :sweatdrop:whistle::whistle:

http://www.chainreactionmoto.com/categories/Exhaust-Systems/

[98tls]

If you are looking for different cans these might be worth a gander :sweatdrop:whistle::whistle:

http://www.chainreactionmoto.com/categories/Exhaust-Systems/

Cheers mate and yea very nice but going with these or similar,weirdly enough little is required to fit them up to the 2 Bros system i have built way back in the late 90s.Should work ok.

[Geeen]

Those FMF cans look mean. Should sound manic on a TL :yes:

[98tls]

Those FMF cans look mean. Should sound manic on a TL :yes:

To be honest i dont think they will sound any better than the cut down cans on the thing now but they will look somewhat more modern.(understatement).

[tigertim20]

To be honest fella theres not to much needs doing,am going to ditch the cans i cut down that came with the new exhaust,have come up with a few ideas re replacement ie there some real tasty ones made by Akrapovic (spell) for a Duc Streetfighter that look like they will work,bugger all else really,if the loss of licence is big then possibly take the thing apart and powdercoat the frame to keep myself busy.What i really need is the funds to buy an old 850 Commando and set about making things good but i dont fancy my chances,"please can i find and spend $8000ish on an old Norton cause im bored after being a stupid cunt",wont even bother asking.

hehe, after hearing all about your bike, Im under the understanding that you're the type of lad who reckonds there's ALWAYS something that can be worked on . . .

mmmm commando would be awesome, but yes the coin factor is prohibitive for most. as for asking the missus to spend money, here's some advice i recieved on my wedding day

"Mate, its way easier to ask for forgiveness than it is to ask for permission"

[Mad-V2]

Faaark Mike! Bummer mate, Might aswell start striping it down for the big bore now.
I had the same shit happen a few years ago, lost my license for 6 months (not that I had one to start with anyway) and paid a $1k fine for my trouble.
Not to mention the other expenses the man in the funny hat handed me. Ho Hum...brought and paid for now.
I would however tread carefully on the "purchase first, wrath later" theory after this little oops.
Those Akras look nice man I put this up on the zone but this version is a little more in proportion

http://i912.photobucket.com/albums/ac325/Hrdmanongear/Untitled-11.jpg?t=1333807238

[ajturbo]

wow.. put those pipes on and no one will recognize you..... :facepalm:

[ducatilover]

I have decided I need Akra pipes. ;)