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Thread: Mr 98TLS is walking. Happy Easter mate.

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    Mr 98TLS is walking. Happy Easter mate.

    From all gathered in your loungeThe computer left logged on was to much to resist so not only are you going to get more shit from us it seems your about to get it from anyone who reads this,for those reading this Mikes currently BEING DRIVEN down to the takeaway after showing us all how to crest a hill on one wheel on our way home from a few hours out on the bikes,we all agree it was impressive (lots of nodding heads and laughter) but was after cresting the hill the front wheel was quickly lowered as was the head when the lights lit up in a Commodore,best bit of all was when your Mrs slapped you round the head and said "why did i have to end up with the oldest teenager in town"Anyway mate when you return plan is to pay you out some more then when you think it over direct you here and watch your faceGive the old bugger shit guys,he deserves it.
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    That is some funny shit! What were the charges?
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    If you're gonna get pinged, do it large. Well done Mr TLS.
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    Bwuahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!! Those wheels are just too light, eh?

    Time to paint the house again Mike.


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    I feel for you mate.

















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    What a wanker
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    Fuckin brilliant.
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    Mike do I need to send you the Mossy excuses guide.
    Did you try.Lifting the wheel was required to avoid the front wheel striking the ferret that ran out infront of you.
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    Poofter, shoulda done a one armed, no leg wheelie and fallen off that old tarted up thing.
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    Bahahahahahaha you tit.

    Dumbest thing you ever did. Not the wheelie, that sounds awesome. Pulling over though...
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    haha, excellent effort!

    what was the financial damage of said display of skill?

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