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rastuscat
11th April 2012, 21:04
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I know that this will be fun. Caption me, you know you want to.........:woohoo:

blackdog
11th April 2012, 21:06
Haha, did you photoshop the donuts sign in?

"Superbike racer no match for plod on donut run."

Latte
11th April 2012, 21:09
Haha, did you photoshop the donuts sign in?

No way. No caption can compete with that.

rastuscat
11th April 2012, 21:09
Haha, did you photoshop the donuts sign in?

Dude, I'm so bloody hopeless on computers I still think a photo shop is where you get your films developed..........the donut shop sign was genuine.

Katman
11th April 2012, 21:10
<img src="http://zipmeme.com/uploads/generated/g1333962494697699953.jpg"/>

rastuscat
11th April 2012, 21:10
My entry.

Bastard........I'm sure the dude on the race bike is around here somewhere.............

mossy1200
11th April 2012, 21:14
Several riders at todays event were ticketed for impeding the flow of traffic and not letting faster riders pass by pulling off the track.

Laava
11th April 2012, 21:14
Sth Island copper fails daily quota.....again!

Laava
11th April 2012, 21:15
Sensible BMW rider leads by example

rastuscat
11th April 2012, 21:16
Policeman fails to stop after The Great Methven Donut Heist

mossy1200
11th April 2012, 21:18
Police are happy to report that during the latest safety campaign that no unlicenced bikes were detected on New Zealand roads this weekend.

Usarka
11th April 2012, 21:19
The officer called off the pursuit one minute before the crash at turn 3.

sugilite
11th April 2012, 21:33
Officer uses shock and awe tactics to steal pole!

ducatilover
11th April 2012, 21:51
BMW riding ponce rides BMW.

oneofsix
11th April 2012, 21:52
police don't need to get their knee down to make the corner, now if only the racers skills were as good.

Laava
11th April 2012, 21:54
Little Piggys fail to learn lesson about building with straw

nighthawk
11th April 2012, 21:58
The 4 KPH tolerance was enforced well on the day and saw little change in the position placements in most races.

Laava
11th April 2012, 21:58
Fluorescent suit blinds competitor gaining unfair advantage.

Gremlin
11th April 2012, 22:00
Police: Anywhere, Anytime

mossy1200
11th April 2012, 22:20
Sorry guys you have all booked tickets to my advanced riders course for using excessive acceleration leading to loss of traction.

Berries
11th April 2012, 22:44
Pigs can't fly?

onearmedbandit
11th April 2012, 23:23
Let me guess. Wheelie away from the lights?

caspernz
12th April 2012, 03:04
BMW prototype for Masters Superbike class cleverly disguised as Police RT.

Laava
12th April 2012, 05:19
Want better work stories?

nodrog
12th April 2012, 08:19
Man with incredibly skinny shins rides motorcycle.

MSTRS
12th April 2012, 08:29
RC figures he doesn't need race numbers to be identifiable.

Swoop
12th April 2012, 08:53
Race leader disqualified for having wing mirrors and un-taped headlights.

MSTRS
12th April 2012, 09:00
The camera lies...
As a well-practised member of Team Pursuit, RC only appeared to be in front.

5150
12th April 2012, 09:09
Coppers looking for Katman.......:confused:

Zedder
12th April 2012, 09:15
Police officer baled up by racer.

MSTRS
12th April 2012, 09:21
Knee sliders? I no need any steenking knee sliders.

Tony.OK
12th April 2012, 09:25
"Local policeman was so interested in minor traffic offence that he didn't notice man in white hat with gun beside him"

Zedder
12th April 2012, 09:29
Cop does a runner from race scrutineers.

avgas
12th April 2012, 09:33
Doughnut 500 attracts genuine motorbike racer

BigAl
12th April 2012, 09:33
Slow down Sonny, the road is not a race track.........

george formby
12th April 2012, 10:16
The option of training opposed to paying a fine proved to be far more fun than expected.

MSTRS
12th April 2012, 10:17
Couple of wheels missing on that pace car...

5150
12th April 2012, 10:27
MNZ introduces it's new mobile chicanes at the latest round of street races. On a side note, local police constabulary Rastuscat now holds the new lap record while searching for doughnut stand

rastuscat
12th April 2012, 10:34
Little Piggys fail to learn lesson about building with straw

Nice :) Lateral thinking.

Zedder
12th April 2012, 10:49
Cop takes chasing speedsters to extremes.

BigAl
12th April 2012, 11:52
Police try new 'Moving Block' technique for motorcycles.

Usarka
12th April 2012, 15:42
Slow down Sonny, the road is not a race track.........

Stop using the race track like a road!

avgas
12th April 2012, 16:19
Event in Ashburton!

MadDuck
12th April 2012, 16:25
Local Cop does a runner trying to avoid a queue of nutters wanting a hug.

DrunkenMistake
12th April 2012, 17:26
Pictureeeee


One does not simply cycle into Mordor!

mashman
12th April 2012, 17:52
Health and Safety tests out new Motorcycle racing policy...

rastuscat
12th April 2012, 20:46
Chuckled over donuts quite often today after reading the suggestions.

Bloody good efforts team.

261895

mossy1200
12th April 2012, 21:06
Chuckled over donuts quite often today after reading the suggestions.

Bloody good efforts team.

261895

Top 10 get their penalty points reset to zero?

Conquiztador
12th April 2012, 21:27
As they passed the Donut sign the BMW slowed down. Johnny realised that this was the moment he had been waiting for. He changed down and revved the engine committing to the overtake, when suddenly the BMW started a U-turn...

ducatilover
12th April 2012, 23:04
Top 10 get their penalty points reset to zero?
I hope so! I don't have many left :pinch:

mashman
12th April 2012, 23:19
Hay, bale out, they're going for the easy win rego check and donut take any prisoners

ellipsis
13th April 2012, 00:14
...um..wheres SH 1...

MSTRS
13th April 2012, 08:25
Proof of police entrapment of otherwise innocent biker.
Setting him up to force an undertaking manoeuvre...$Ka-Ching$!!

Paul in NZ
13th April 2012, 08:38
"It was only as he got closer to the speeding motorcycle that Stan realised that his citizens arrest might not go smoothly"

unstuck
13th April 2012, 08:38
Pay your fines, Help support the NZ Police motorcycle race team. Not a fan of the race colors though.:oi-grr:

Yow Ling
15th April 2012, 14:26
FTP follow the police

Muppet
15th April 2012, 17:28
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I know that this will be fun. Caption me, you know you want to.........:woohoo:

Donut shop owner gives chase after Police 'forget' to pay for morning tea.
By Muppet

Proprietor of the Methven Donut Shop, Duncan Dounits told Kiwi Biker News that he was sick and tired of customers doing a runner without paying. When members of the Christchurch Police Motorcycle Unit refused to pay for their donuts because there were holes in the centre, it was the last straw. "But I was ready for them" Dounits said. "They took off on their big flash bikes, but I had something in store for them!" Dounits gave chase on his racing motorcycle (pictured) and apprehended the ringleader Sergeant Daly. "I was crapping myself when I told him he was under citizens arrest what with him being a cop and all. But I knew I was in the right". Sergeant Daly was placed Police custardy awaiting an investigation.