"Relax more"

[Biff]

I've just had a promotion (wooohooo for me, I've even got a posh new job title), but during the meeting with the CEO he told me, "You're far too serious. You really should relax more and have more fun while in work".

Little does he know that I behave like a perverted, pubescent, spotty teenager on here. Maybe I should be more serious on here and then I'd stop being to serious in work.

Hmmmmmmmm

[**R1**]

Do you actualy work now that im not there?

[Biff]

Do you actualy work now that im not there?

Dude - now that you're no longer here there's nothing left for me to do but work. No more smoko breaks, no more hour long chats about bollox.

Bitch.

[madboy]

You have time for work? Shit, with your post count on here I'm surprised you get any done??!!

What's the CEO's e-mail, I'll have a chat with him and let him know you're coping well :)

[placidfemme]

lol congrats on the promotion :)

*sits on KB all day at work too*

[justsomeguy]

Woohoo!! :done:

Good stuff - plan on getting a newbike or buying some toys to celebrate the promotion

[Sniper]

Congrats Biff, you deserve it with all your buggering around! We should meet up and I will buy you a beer

[Storm]

Well done that man. What are you going to spend the extra pennies on ?(bike related of course, not another porn site subscription)

[skidz]

Good one on the promotion. I like to see people get somewhere in life. Do you get more time off for riding?

[bugjuice]

congrats.. so Spank gave you a promo then? cos the only work I know you of, is on here!!
must get me one of those promos some time.. what sucks about my thing is, I can't get any higher. But I can't get any lower.. I'd move jobs/compaies, but you should see some of the chicks here.. it's a hard road, finding the perfect job, boy..

[ManDownUnder]

congrats.. so Spank gave you a promo then? cos the only work I know you of, is on here!!
must get me one of those promos some time.. what sucks about my thing is, I can't get any higher. But I can't get any lower.. I'd move jobs/compaies, but you should see some of the chicks here.. it's a hard road, finding the perfect job, boy..

Sounds like it's time to pop over to BJs work...

[bugjuice]

Sounds like it's time to pop over to BJs work...
hell yeah.. just toot when you get here, and I'll let you all in.. security is tight, but who gives a crap.. it's easy to get in when you've got someone on the inside..

[ManDownUnder]

Congrats Biff - and yeah - you gotta relax more dude...

Clearly need more girly pics, and err - booze and... maybe some weaponry testing - that'd be fun.

MDU

[ManDownUnder]

hell yeah.. just toot when you get here, and I'll let you all in.. security is tight, but who gives a crap.. it's easy to get in when you've got someone on the inside..

I see your post and all I remember is girls, tight, inside, and come...

did I get that right?

[bugjuice]

I see your post and all I remember is girls, tight, inside, and come...

did I get that right?
yup, spot on.. :yeah:
and I'm a rep hoe.. :Punk:

[Biff]

Thanke peeps. Very little increase in salary though, about 6%. But it's better than a poke in the eye with a wet kipper.

[myvice]

Its good having a job you like, better than the last, all of them!
(Some days it’s so busy we don’t have a beer till 5!)

[scumdog]

I've just had a promotion (wooohooo for me, I've even got a posh new job title), but during the meeting with the CEO he told me, "You're far too serious. You really should relax more and have more fun while in work".

Little does he know that I behave like a perverted, pubescent, spotty teenager on here. Maybe I should be more serious on here and then I'd stop being to serious in work.

Hmmmmmmmm

Had a boss like that once - except from the other approach, he said that I "couldn't be the biggest clown in the effing circus ALL the bloody time" - boy, did I ever prove him wrong!! Shows you how wrong bosses can be eh??

[gav]

Congrats Biff, nice one! So when you buying a bucket? :whistle:

[ManDownUnder]

Thanke peeps. Very little increase in salary though, about 6%. But it's better than a poke in the eye with a wet kipper.

I can think of a good way to de stress... but if your boss was to pay for some ladies I imagine Mrs Biff might not be too pleased.

You could always ask? :rofl:

[Sniper]

Ooo ooo, I have a good retort now......

Biff if you were anymore relaxed you would be lying down. (Sorry, works getting boring)

[crashe]

Biff - Congratulations on your promotion up the work chain....

Well done. Keep up the good work....

6% wage increase..... ummm well that will buy you another couple of loafs of bread and maybe a xtra bottle of milk....lol.

[WRT]

I see your post and all I remember is girls, tight, inside, and come...

did I get that right?

I think he also mentioned "easy" . . .

[Biff]

Excuse me showing off for a moment.....
WooooHoooo - my new business cards have arrived. Although they've mixed up some of the wording.

I feel sooooo important now. Kneel before me mere mortals, for I am the president of all things vice.

[bugjuice]

Excuse me showing off for a moment.....
WooooHoooo - my new business cards have arrived. Although they've mixed up some of the wording.

I feel sooooo important now. Kneel before me mere mortals, for I am the president of all things vice.
you chopped off the bottom Biff..

congrats man.. you'll buy me a beer tonight :drinkup: :niceone:

[Wolf]

Congrats, Biff.

[ManDownUnder]

I think he also mentioned "easy" . . .

good point...