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Bob
29th July 2005, 23:30
Chap here is having his blood pressure monitored for 24 hours. So he has to wear a piece of kit, comprising a small monitor type thing, with cables running to sensors on his arms etc.

So he is walking around in the centre of London, with a box thing on him, that can start beeping, connected to parts of his body by a series of cables... suppose on the plus side, no-one will zap him with a tazer...
Mooch
29th July 2005, 23:34
Classic ,
People would really be checking him out , does he catch the Tube ?
Bob
30th July 2005, 00:40
Pretty sure the last part of his journey is by tube.

And I've just checked and he is also carrying a rucksack today...

Just waiting for the "Systems Analyst blown up by police" announcement...
Mooch
30th July 2005, 01:00
Pretty sure the last part of his journey is by tube.

And I've just checked and he is also carrying a rucksack today...

Just waiting for the "Systems Analyst blown up by police" announcement...

I'd be worried about the "heart rates" of the people sitting around him.
He's mad , should of taken some time off , don't tell me , next you going to say he's not of British ancestry . Mad bugger :rofl:
Bob
30th July 2005, 01:06
"not of British ancestry"

Funny you should say that... he is of Cypriot origin. So of course, he has an olive tone to his skin...

There has to be a way it could get worse, but I'm not sure how!
mstriumph
30th July 2005, 01:32
... he could start running ....
........................... So of course, he has an olive tone to his skin...

There has to be a way it could get worse, but I'm not sure how!
myvice
30th July 2005, 19:19
"not of British ancestry"

Funny you should say that... he is of Cypriot origin. So of course, he has an olive tone to his skin...

There has to be a way it could get worse, but I'm not sure how!
Turban styled hat?
James Deuce
30th July 2005, 22:23
A really bushy beard?
SixPackBack
30th July 2005, 22:28
Think i would be crash tackling him to the ground and ripping both the wires and rucksack away from him......but thats me :weird:
mstriumph
31st July 2005, 14:32
*thinks ..... stay away from sixpackback when he tackles the scarey man .......*
Think i would be crash tackling him to the ground and ripping both the wires and rucksack away from him......but thats me :weird:
FROSTY
31st July 2005, 15:02
*thinks ..... stay away from sixpackback when he tackles the scarey man .......*
thinks totally off subject to ask mstriumph to change her font colot to one I can read--that yellow and orange is hrd on the eyes
myvice
31st July 2005, 19:12
Great, so we have this guy trotting through the underground with a backpack, turban, bushy beard and a bunch of wires hanging out of his shirt reading the Koran...
Naaa, he'll be fine!
Just as long as he doesn’t go faster than 50kph!
Bob
1st August 2005, 21:26
Great, so we have this guy trotting through the underground with a backpack, turban, bushy beard and a bunch of wires hanging out of his shirt reading the Koran...
Naaa, he'll be fine!
Just as long as he doesn’t go faster than 50kph!

It was 50 MPH in 'Speed'!

At 50kph, I reckon they could have stuck a brick on top of the pedal and all hopped off and run alongside!
mstriumph
2nd August 2005, 01:36
sorry - gave up on the yellow but :unsure: thought the orange was ok for the lite universe ---- but, if not, how about a niiiiice blue? :confused:
thinks totally off subject to ask mstriumph to change her font colot to one I can read--that yellow and orange is hrd on the eyes
zadok
2nd August 2005, 01:39
thinks totally off subject to ask mstriumph to change her font colot to one I can read--that yellow and orange is hrd on the eyes
I think the orange looks nice. I'm using the black background but.
mstriumph
2nd August 2005, 01:48
yeah - i liked the orange [and lime] against the black background too...... but EVERYTHING is consumer-driven these days - gotta bow to the public's requirements... *sigh*
--- AND did you notice that the WHITE type on the black background turns BLACK on the white background?? - thereby deluding us newbies into thinking that the OTHER colours change as well??? .... BUT THEY DON'T!!
Newbies BEWARE!! *sigh* :(
I think the orange looks nice. I'm using the black background but.
Posh Tourer :P
2nd August 2005, 03:48
No no, you just have to listen to the site Royals.....

Back on topic, just struck me today while I was in the supermarket, that I am wandering round with a very bulky jacket on in warm weather, and wearing a beard....

Lucky I'm not in London.....