Hitcher - limerick

[Big Dave]

A limerick of classic proportion
should have meter and rhyme and a portion
of humor quite lewd
and a frightfully crude
impossible sexual contortion

[hXc]

Old Rob Cheer was a cheeky fat man
who owned a green dog and a green frying pan
he awoke one night
to his own worst fright
and discovered his wife was a man!

[MSTRS]

I once knew a young lad
Who wasn't half bad
He excelled as a drummer
But life was a bummer
For the neighbour - how sad.

[hXc]

I once knew a young lad
Who wasn't half bad
He excelled as a drummer
But life was a bummer
For the neighbour - how sad.

That sounds familiar :whistle:

[Hitcher]

A limerick's an artform complex
With content based largely on sex
It's famous for virgins
And masculine urges
And has several erotic effects