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madbikeboy
12th May 2012, 00:18
(WARNING - THIS IS TASTELESS (and probably poor) HUMOUR).

I shed a tear tonight.

I was watching PBS tonight and they were reporting on a Not So Smart bomber that blew up a military compound or some such thing in the middle east somewhere. And I saw something that warmed my heart and made me shed a tear - in the middle of all the burned out wreckage was a late model Prius. I can only hope that the bomb blast took out the greeny do-gooder uptight bitch with the frizzy hair that was inevitably driving it.

And that she was taking part in a Prius rally with loads of other Prius owners.

Who were also uptight greeny bitches. With frizzy hair since they eschew things like hair spray and soap. And exercise plans.

Honestly, I need to get out more. But it made my day.

EJK
12th May 2012, 03:26
Thanks, my auntie was driving that Prius.

ajturbo
12th May 2012, 07:42
well.. she sucks...

MIXONE
12th May 2012, 08:00
well.. she sucks...

Cool.When can I meet her?

SMOKEU
12th May 2012, 12:49
Prius drivers are so smug, they sniff their own farts.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FAI_-woNh4&feature=related

bogan
12th May 2012, 12:53
Whats wrong with far-away prius drivers? Just leaves more fuel for the rest of us...

tigertim20
12th May 2012, 15:33
(WARNING - THIS IS TASTELESS (and probably poor) HUMOUR).

I shed a tear tonight.

I was watching PBS tonight and they were reporting on a Not So Smart bomber that blew up a military compound or some such thing in the middle east somewhere. And I saw something that warmed my heart and made me shed a tear - in the middle of all the burned out wreckage was a late model Prius. I can only hope that the bomb blast took out the greeny do-gooder uptight bitch with the frizzy hair that was inevitably driving it.

And that she was taking part in a Prius rally with loads of other Prius owners.

Who were also uptight greeny bitches. With frizzy hair since they eschew things like hair spray and soap. And exercise plans.

Honestly, I need to get out more. But it made my day.

I used to feel like that, but now I smile and think

FUCK YOU! MORE PETROL FOR MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE:Punk:

Katman
12th May 2012, 15:47
FUCK YOU! MORE PETROL FOR MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Cool.

<img src="http://www.cryptomundo.com/wp-content/uploads/vietnam1963.jpg"/>

DrunkenMistake
12th May 2012, 16:01
well.. she sucks...

I heard she blew...











...up.

madbikeboy
12th May 2012, 20:12
By post number four, we were deep into sexual innuendo. Then Katman burns some poor Indian guy. This collective website needs to either get laid, or some therapy.

Fossil fuels are yummy.