Not only is he a dickhead on a bike...

[Pussy]

Haha! Mint... you gotta read this!......


http://www.rotoruadailypost.co.nz/news/paraglider-stuck-tree-cliff/1372594/

[nathanwhite]

Catching up on his tree hugging?

[mashman]

Selling ice cream to the birds in the trees? Speshul delivery. Musta come as a hell of a shock.

[Pussy]

Would have needed an icecream after that....

[nadroj]

More like solo sex cream!

[SMOKEU]

I bet that wasn't a good high.

[White trash]

Oh my fuck that's gold!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Madness]

Should be paying ACC levies doing that sort of shit. It'd be worth it too seeing as DB's probably gone truly international at last.

[bogan]

It'd be worth it too seeing as DB's probably gone truly international at last.

International? Poor cunt didn't even make it north of whakatane!

[White trash]

I wonder if he's held in as high regard on www.kiwiparaglider.co.nz as he is here?

[Katman]

I just loled hundreds and thousands!

[Mom]

IT wont load for me :no:

:rofl: It loaded, feel sorry for his daughter, that would have been scarey for her. If only he had his HID lights on high beam the tree would have seen him and got out of his way :yes:

[rustic101]

Was he playing possum?

[cs363]

Haha! Mint... you gotta read this!......


http://www.rotoruadailypost.co.nz/news/paraglider-stuck-tree-cliff/1372594/

LMAO, excellent find Pussy! :D

- Best read with the accompanying sound track: http://blogfiles.wfmu.org/LB/0510/Soft_Serve_Sleepytime.mp3

[Madness]

International? Poor cunt didn't even make it north of whakatane!

Maybe he improved modified his chute for increased performance just that little bit too much.

[Woodman]

Maybe he improved modified his chute for increased performance just that little bit too much.

Maybe someone sabotaged it............

[onearmedbandit]

I wonder if he's held in as high regard on www.kiwiparaglider.co.nz as he is here?

His sig will have in it -

"I'm a licensed paragliding instructor, I agree with dangerouspilot, no point in repeating what he said"
"WTB : Paragliders or flying or not". (the mistake is actually in his sig)

[DingoZ]

roflmao, giggle snort chuckle...:laugh::not::bleh:

[tigertim20]

LMAO! that is fucking superb!

[nodrog]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I just fuckin pissed in my knickers!!

When did a piece of cloth and some string become a fuckin "Aircraft"? I feel sorry for the tree being stuck with that cunt for 3 hours.

[Pussy]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I just fuckin pissed in my knickers!!

When did a piece of cloth and some string become a fuckin "Aircraft"? I feel sorry for the tree being stuck with that cunt for 3 hours.

I thought you might like it, Gordie! :)

[nodrog]

I thought you might like it, Gordie! :)

Im joining the whakatane fire service, just incase it happens again!

[SVboy]

Perhaps his bucking beast of a Hyosung became to much and launched him up the tree-the parathing being nothing more than a convenient excuse....

[dogsnbikes]

So its true he's just been hanging around..:laugh:Wondered what happen too him....

[Headbanger]

Fuck yas, I just ditched a glass of red wine on my keyboard, desk, pants and desk.

Awesome find.

But, The fact he is doing that shit at all is also awesome.

[Madness]

I did wonder why he doesn't hang around here much any more.

[Katman]

But, The fact he is doing that shit at all is also awesome.

Not when you do it that badly.

[Headbanger]

Not when you do it that badly.

The fucker was flying.





Sure, he flew into a tree.





LMFAO.



If it were me I would have started the thread myself.

[Katman]

The fucker was flying.


Sounds like it was more of a plummet.

[Madness]

With the number of emergency services staff on the scene in the videos he would have made a killing if he had the van...

[nadroj]

Im joining the whakatane fire service, just incase it happens again!

So you can use your personal fire hose on him?

[Swoop]

I hope the tree said "no contract!, no contract!".

[Mental Trousers]

Reading that story made my jaw drop. Reading this thread made me cry from laughing :eek: :laugh:

[Pussy]

Chortle! This is relevant to the peckerhead too! :)

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[Virago]

Bwahahahahaha...!

I wonder if he took the opportunity to call all the attending police officers "pigs".

[gatch]

But, The fact he is doing that shit at all is also awesome.

True that. Pretty cool thing to do in your spare time.

Still.. BAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Scare the livestock vs crashing into a tree...

[Ender EnZed]

I was going to go left over the stock, but the trouble with that is it scares the stock. I turned to the right and completely destroyed my aircraft.

I like how he makes it sound as if he chose to fly into a tree rather than scare some sheep.

[Maha]

He was attempting to get his 'tree' down.

[Crasherfromwayback]

NZ's very own Frank Spencer. And I bet the lying cunt was flying down especially to see the livestock. Best way to sneak up (down) on them.

[BoristheBiter]

Guess he never climbed trees as a kid


But really 50m above the ground? seriously? that's a fucking big tree.

[sinfull]

Best way to sneak up (down) on them.
Bet them velcro gloves didn't help in the tree



But really 50m above the ground? seriously? that's a fucking big tree. Small tree hanging over a big cliff !

[nodrog]

So you can use your personal fire hose on him?

I wouldnt give him the steam off my shit, I would however sacrifice a tree to "help" him down.


I hope the tree said "no contract!, no contract!".

And DB said "I dont recognise your laws, of Gravity".

[BoristheBiter]

Bet them velcro gloves didn't help in the tree
Small tree hanging over a big cliff !

I did get that but I was giving him the benefit of the doubt of why he just didn't climb down.
Bet he must have just been shitting himself, maybe that's why no one wanted to go near him.

[BoristheBiter]

I wouldnt give him the steam off my shit, I would however sacrifice a tree to "help" him down.

.

Fuck that would be have been funny if they pulled a chainsaw out.

[Crasherfromwayback]

.
Bet he must have just been shitting himself, maybe that's why no one wanted to go near him.

That and he was boring them to death with his stories.

[nodrog]

Fuck that would be have been funny if they pulled a chainsaw out.

Dont the Fire service have a sense of humour? :laugh:

And dont you need a licence to fly one of those things? How many demerit points is it for parking in a tree?

[BoristheBiter]

Dont the Fire service have a sense of humour? :laugh:

And dont you need a licence to fly one of those things? How many demerit points is it for parking in a tree?

It's not so much flying as a controlled decent, or in Steve case a controlled crash.
Would when he said "I ment to do that" or "that bird just pulled a U-turn in front of me":laugh:

[BoristheBiter]

That and he was boring them to death with his story.

Changed that for you.

[imdying]

Nice... He had more fun on his weekend than I did on mine for sure... looks a lot more fun than the fireblade too...

[Ferkletastic]

I hope he explained the the attending cops that due to legislation and common law he has no contract with them and furthermore *dribbledribbledribbledribbledribbledribbledribble dribbledribble*

[Number One]

Is it actually DB?


Btw paragliding is not flying...it's falling with style!

[Crasherfromwayback]

Is it actually DB?


Btw paragliding is not flying...it's falling with style!

Sure is. whipping it good. Falling like a snow flake.

[MisterD]

Mr Whippy up a tree, C.R.A.S.H.I.N.G :eek:

[CookMySock]

Haha this was a small incident. Only wrecked a grand worth of gear this time. No biggie. One low-level stall/spin/impact due severe turbulence was good! Six of nine lives gone with that one!

What do YOU do thats exciting and gets you front page full-spreads on four newspapers? Fuck all? Yeah I figured.

You KB keyboard warriors need better work stories instead of sniffing poo steam. :weird:

Thanks for the love! :devil2:

[Crasherfromwayback]

What do YOU do thats exciting and gets you front page full-spreads on four newspapers? Fuck all? Yeah I figured.

:

Rather not be on the front page of any paper than be there for being an amateurish retard.

[Str8 Jacket]

Rather not be on the front page of any paper than be there for being an amateurish retard.

No, no "Pussy up a Tree".....

[imdying]

Rather not be on the front page of any paper than be there for being an amateurish retard.I do wonder, should you ever choose to take up hang gliding, if you would be able to go your entire flying career without incident... given your track record thus far on two wheels, it seems unlikely.

[Crasherfromwayback]

I do wonder, should you ever choose to take up hang gliding, if you would be able to go your entire flying career without incident... given your track record thus far on two wheels, it seems unlikely.

You may be surprised. Because I doubt very much you know sweet fa about my 'track record'. Besides...racing is about pushing boundries and taking risks. Hang gliding and paragliding ain't.

[imdying]

You may be surprised. Because I doubt very much you know sweet fa about my 'track record'. Besides...racing is about pushing boundries and taking risks. Hang gliding and paragliding ain't.Only what you've told us; presumably your recollections are truthful and accurate. I assume so, given that you've chosen your nick to reflect them. Given that, which I'm taking as fact as you have little chance of lying about it with a number of your ex fellow competitors on here, I do not think I would be surprised at all if you put a hang glider into a tree. Perhaps your temperament might not be suited to flying though...

[Crasherfromwayback]

Only what you've told us; presumably your recollections are truthful and accurate. I assume so, given that you've chosen your nick to reflect them. Given that, which I'm taking as fact as you have little chance of lying about it with a number of your ex fellow competitors on here, I do not think I would be surprised at all if you put a hang glider into a tree. Perhaps your temperament might not be suited to flying though...

I reckon I could pretty much remember near every single road race I've ver done and the result of it. And my ratio of finishing/crashing is actually very much in favour of finishing. A fair few of the biffs I've had were due to being skittled too. The whole CFWB name was explained a few times here. Won't bore anyone with it again. And temperament? No worries at all. I'd only have to be dealing with myself and the situations at hand. Big difference between having to deal with fucking retards that make your blood boil.

[Crasherfromwayback]

. Perhaps your temperament might not be suited to flying though...

You're a flying expert too now? Did you know a lot of guys that are excellent flyers are ex racers?

[Kornholio]

Ha that was funny as... Actually I do recall DB enquiring about putting knobblies on his Hyobag so he could get his paraglider to said jumping spots... or he may have put some Mudders on the Whippy van :niceone:

[Pussy]

No, no "Pussy up a Tree".....

HUH??? Wotchoo talkin' about??

[cs363]

HUH??? Wotchoo talkin' about??

I'd take that as an insult! :lol:


Though both you and DB are pilots...... :rofl:

[Kittyhawk]

I dont trust anyone with grey hair.....up in the trees, purvin down at all them chicks!

[MSTRS]

"Any crash you walk away from is a good one"

Hmmmm...no mention of the delay between crash and walk...

[Number One]

I think DB went international after all.

Even when he's not on here spouting he's a hot topic.

Bet that makes him giggle...all that energy used up thinking about him.

Too funny.... I think you are all DB obsessed :bleh:

[MSTRS]

... I think you are all DB obsessed

I do know that too much of either type gives me the shits...:laugh:

[onearmedbandit]

I think DB went international after all.

Even when he's not on here spouting he's a hot topic.

Bet that makes him giggle...all that energy used up thinking about him.

Too funny.... I think you are all DB obsessed :bleh:

I think you're deluded. Nothing 'obsessive' about laughing at a fool.

[Number One]

I think you're deluded. Nothing 'obsessive' about laughing at a fool.

Whatevs - you rationalize it however you like.

[onearmedbandit]

Whatevs - you rationalize it however you like.

Gee guess no one had ever laugh or comment on someone who makes a fool of themselves regularly, might be classified as obsessive.

Like I said, you are deluded and not as smart as you think you are. You proved that in this thread alone.

[Number One]

Gee guess no one had ever laugh or comment on someone who makes a fool of themselves regularly, might be classified as obsessive.

Like I said, you are deluded and not as smart as you think you are. You proved that in this thread alone.

Seems to me like I struck a nerve ;)

[Zedder]

I do know that too much of either type gives me the shits...:laugh:

Maybe the "air pockets" in both cases.

[onearmedbandit]

Seems to me like I struck a nerve ;)

Yup I don't like being called something I'm not. If you call that striking a nerve, then you're bang on the money.

Get my drift?

[Katman]

I think DB went international after all.

Even when he's not on here spouting he's a hot topic.

Bet that makes him giggle...all that energy used up thinking about him.

Too funny.... I think you are all DB obsessed :bleh:

Cos, of course, you've never joined any braying throng, have you?

:whistle:

[Maha]

Cos, of course, you've never joined any braying throng, have you?

:whistle:

Ahhh yes, those were the days...:msn-wink:

Recent thread..http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php/148322-Any-old-time-shit-stirrers-left

[nodrog]

I cant believe none of you dumb cunts noticed that it happened on a sunday! :niceone:

[Number One]

Yup I don't like being called something I'm not. If you call that striking a nerve, then you're bang on the money.

Get my drift?

I don't recall my comment being directed at you personally? Its YOU who has chosen to assume it was. Me thinks you protest too much.


Cos, of course, you've never joined any braying throng, have you?

:whistle:

I love a good braying throng! plus my post wasn't referring giving people on KB shit generally...it was referring to the practice of focussing on one individual for sooo long, soo many references. Seriously I'll bet he thinks he's a rockstar!


Ahhh yes, those were the days...:msn-wink:

Recent thread..http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php/148322-Any-old-time-shit-stirrers-left

I think my posts here have stirred quite well. Again if there isn't an inkling of truth to it why all the waambulances out?

[onearmedbandit]

I don't recall my comment being directed at you personally? Its YOU who has chosen to assume it was. Me thinks you protest too much.



Go back and read post #67. You will see you directed your comments at everyone who had posted in this thread. So that did include me. Is that too hard for you to follow? Please don't tell me you are that stupid.

You then did direct comments at me. If you can't follow that, and it appears you can't, then you have only further supported my earlier comments about delusion.

[Number One]

Go back and read post #67. You will see you directed your comments at everyone who had posted in this thread. So that did include me. Is that too hard for you to follow? Please don't tell me you are that stupid.

You then did direct comments at me. If you can't follow that, and it appears you can't, then you have only further supported my earlier comments about delusion.

My my you are a sensitive soul, a throw away comment aimed at no one in particular and your three posts on still trying to justify yourself? If its so far from your truth why all the tears?
If nothing youve convinced me of your DB obsession now.

Btw: You addressed me 'directly' first. I haven't had to sink to name calling to try to illustrate my point, which i dont believe youve done.

Seems like someone needs a hug

[onearmedbandit]

Seems like someone needs a hug

You offering?

[Number One]

You offering?

You too far away and havent yet brought me a drink ;)

[Crasherfromwayback]

Has DB traded in his whippy van for a carpet cleaning business of late?

[Paul in NZ]

Has DB traded in his whippy van for a carpet cleaning business of late?

Ouch....

To his credit - he has at least got off the ground in a hang glider which is more than I've done...

[nodrog]

Has DB traded in his whippy van for a carpet cleaning business of late?

Him and Dpex went halves, Dpex does the wooden floors, he doesnt like the fluff.

[Crasherfromwayback]

To his credit - he has at least got off the ground in a hang glider which is more than I've done...

Incorrect. It was a paraglider.

[Paul in NZ]

Incorrect. It was a paraglider.

Meh - its a glider you hang from.... Sort of a limp hanglider though... Point is he gets a point for getting airborne

[cs363]

Has DB traded in his whippy van for a carpet cleaning business of late?

I think you could be on the money there Pete, even with his head pixelated there was a striking similarity..... (or is that because his head was pixelated?)

[Crasherfromwayback]

, (or is that because his head was pixelated?)

No. It's because they're both tossers.

[Number One]

I think you could be on the money there Pete, even with his head pixelated there was a striking similarity..... (or is that because his head was pixelated?)

Man that sounded rank...wonder how small that guy feels today?! FREAK

[cs363]

No. It's because they're both tossers.

Ah! There you go...simple really!

[cs363]

Man that sounded rank...wonder how small that guy feels today?! FREAK

Well he's only got himself to blame! I don't watch Target because I absolutely detest that tosser Brooke Howard hyphen Smith but when I saw that snippet in the news I had to go and check out TV3 on demand! :lol:

[Number One]

Well he's only got himself to blame! I don't watch Target because I absolutely detest that tosser Brooke Howard hyphen Smith but when I saw that snippet in the news I had to go and check out TV3 on demand! :lol:
Can't say I'm motivated to look up video of a dirty bastard jizzing on the job :bleh:

Did the show give an indication of what the result for that guy was? Did he get fired, charged or anything?

[Crasherfromwayback]

Can't say I'm motivated to look up video of a dirty bastard jizzing on the job :bleh:

Did the show give an indication of what the result for that guy was? Did he get fired, charged or anything?

He's been formally charged, has appeared in court, has name suppression and was fired on the spot.

[Number One]

He's been formally charged, has appeared in court, has name suppression and was fired on the spot.

Cheers ears! Just found this :
http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php/149850-Now-where-did-I-put-my-y-fronts
Good job! Poor wife and kid...how embarrassing. Name suppressions a joke - it'll come out.

[cs363]

Can't say I'm motivated to look up video of a dirty bastard jizzing on the job :bleh:

Did the show give an indication of what the result for that guy was? Did he get fired, charged or anything?

Yeah, well....it gets boring around smoko time, as you can tell!

Anyway, ....what Crasher said above, link here: http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/crime/6933057/Target-carpet-cleaner-in-court

[nodrog]

- it'll come out.

it did, twice, the guy is a machine!

[Number One]

Yeah, well....it gets boring around smoko time, as you can tell!

Anyway, ....what Crasher said above, link here: http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/crime/6933057/Target-carpet-cleaner-in-court

Time to find a new workplace dude! No one should be that bored ever! Lol ;)

[BoristheBiter]

Time to find a new workplace dude! No one should be that bored ever! Lol ;)

Better work stories?

[Kornholio]

it did, twice, the guy is a machine!

Trust you to be fascinated Mr "Spray and walk away' .... :love:

[SS90]

What do YOU do thats exciting and gets you front page full-spreads on four newspapers? Fuck all? Yeah I figured.

You KB keyboard warriors need better work stories instead of sniffing poo steam. :weird:

Thanks for the love! :devil2:

While it is easy to to join the crowd, I can't help but think that DB here is living his life in a much more fulfilling way than most of us, sure, I would be less than pleased if I was in his place (front of the paper), but....Meh, whatever.... Plenty of people would feel embarrassed, and crawl under a rock (the weak sissy thing to do), but DB has already delt with it, and "water of a ducks back" so to speak.
Im not ever planning to get in a paraglider...too scared, but I recon that makes me a weaker man than DB (and any keyboard warrior on here that has to cover up their phsycological scars by pointing out other people failings, without having the courage to do anything other than wank into womans panties in front of the computer)

A thread populated by "carpet cleaners" in my opinion.

[Crasherfromwayback]

A thread populated by "carpet cleaners" in my opinion.

That just went up by one.

[BoristheBiter]

While it is easy to to join the crowd, I can't help but think that DB here is living his life in a much more fulfilling way than most of us, sure, I would be less than pleased if I was in his place (front of the paper), but....Meh, whatever.... Plenty of people would feel embarrassed, and crawl under a rock (the weak sissy thing to do), but DB has already delt with it, and "water of a ducks back" so to speak.
Im not ever planning to get in a paraglider...too scared, but I recon that makes me a weaker man than DB (and any keyboard warrior on here that has to cover up their phsycological scars by pointing out other people failings, without having the courage to do anything other than wank into womans panties in front of the computer)

A thread populated by "carpet cleaners" in my opinion.

You have been on here since 2007 so you must know what DB can be like.
I have been on the end of his pointless bullshit that for some reason made him feel good about his day by trying to belittle someone he never met
But like most conceited narcissists he has never liked being on the receiving end. Guess he just likes being the pitcher.

[Crasherfromwayback]

You have been on here since 2007 so you must know what DB can be like.
I have been on the end of his pointless bullshit that for some reason made him feel good about his day by trying to belittle someone he never met
But like most conceited narcissists he has never liked being on the receiving end. Guess he just likes being the pitcher.

Exactly. DB is a guy that wanked on about a mtorcyclist losing a leg, through no fault of his own, and said he deserved it.

DB wanks on about the police, and how they can get fucked, yet I bet he didn't tell them to fuck off when they were saving his sorry arse.

SS90 wants to come along and show us what a GC he is, when he obviously has no idea why DB gets a hard time.

And he calls us wankers. Rich.

[SS90]

You have been on here since 2007 so you must know what DB can be like.
I have been on the end of his pointless bullshit that for some reason made him feel good about his day by trying to belittle someone he never met
But like most conceited narcissists he has never liked being on the receiving end. Guess he just likes being the pitcher.

I never said that he doesn't deserve ctriticism, far from it, I am just pointing out that it is easy to criticise other people, and even easier to join a group that is doing just that. His daughter was reported as being scared for her Dad........ He can't be all bad then, I am confident there are plenty of Fathers about the place that people think are upstanding, whereas their Daughters couldn't care if they lived or died.

[SS90]

Exactly. DB is a guy that wanked on about a mtorcyclist losing a leg, through no fault of his own, and said he deserved it.

DB wanks on about the police, and how they can get fucked, yet I bet he didn't tell them to fuck off when they were saving his sorry arse.

SS90 wants to come along and show us what a GC he is, when he obviously has no idea why DB gets a hard time.

And he calls us wankers. Rich.

No, just pointing out that it is easy to pick on one person (like some sort of childish bully) rather than look deeper into the situation, some people struggle with social graces, but excell in other areas most of us Don't even realise we fail at....

[Crasherfromwayback]

No, just pointing out that it is easy to pick on one person (like some sort of childish bully) rather than look deeper into the situation, some people struggle with social graces, but excell in other areas most of us Don't even realise we fail at....

Good for you mate. For me, any twat that laughs at an innocent man losing a leg deserves every single bit of shit he gets.

[onearmedbandit]

Good for you mate. For me, any twat that laughs at an innocent man losing a leg deserves every single bit of shit he gets.

Hear fucking hear.

All the people defending him have no clue what they are talking about sorry. We had a member here who once defended bike thieves, he took the hint and left the forum. A guy who laughs at a motorcyclist losing a leg through no fault of his own should've done the same.

[Paul in NZ]

Drawing a parallel to bullying OR giving him some credit for getting off the ground isnt quite the same thing as defending him. I mean I'm sure he richly deserves a good swerve on KB. Yet. even Hitler wasn't 100% bad 100% of the time. Perhaps if someone encouraged him when he did something good, things might have been different

(like someone else leading the nazi party and them actually winning the bloody war - oops - hang about)

Ok - continue with the stoning while I sort out my logic....

[Clockwork]

OK. I call Godwin's

[Katman]

No, just pointing out that it is easy to pick on one person (like some sort of childish bully) rather than look deeper into the situation, some people struggle with social graces, but excell in other areas most of us Don't even realise we fail at....

Meh, I've been there.

It doesn't kill you.

[Number One]

Drawing a parallel to bullying OR giving him some credit for getting off the ground isnt quite the same thing as defending him.

Exactly my thoughts. The thing is that all this negative attention reflects little of 'DBs character' and more of the braying mob mentality.

So he said something fucktardish, ok so maybe a lot of things...either way point is people say fucktardish shit on KB all the time. I had one member post to me about my 8yr old that I should 'just shoot the autistic sex abused retard because he wouldn't ever contribute to society' ...this says so much more about that member than it will ever say about me or my son and frankly meh. I won't dignify him with any ongoing attention....he's sooo not worth it.

Thing is if DB doesn't give a shit what you're all saying then what's the point?

[Headbanger]

You're all dicks.

I appoint myself your king.

ladies, You can touch my penis.

[Number One]

You're all dicks.

I appoint myself your king.

ladies, You can touch my penis.

You WANT to be king of douchebekistan?!

[Headbanger]

You WANT to be king of douchebekistan?!

I already am.

The declaration has been made.

all Hail the King.

[Number One]

I already am.

The declaration has been made.

all Hail the King.

http://www.google.co.nz/search?tbm=isch&source=mog&hl=en&gl=nz&client=safari&tab=wi&q=douchebagistan&sa=N&biw=320&bih=356#i=13
:laugh: Crazy bugger

[Swoop]

This thread needs a title page...
263776

[Stirts]

ladies, You can touch my penis.

Sweet, wait right there ... (http://us.123rf.com/400wm/400/400/luchschen/luchschen0712/luchschen071200128/2300074-girl-looking-into-magnifying-glass.jpg)






yeah, nah.

[Maha]

While it is easy to to join the crowd, I can't help but think that DB here is living his life in a much more fulfilling way than most of us, sure, I would be less than pleased if I was in his place (front of the paper), but....Meh, whatever.... Plenty of people would feel embarrassed, and crawl under a rock (the weak sissy thing to do), but DB has already delt with it, and "water of a ducks back" so to speak.
Im not ever planning to get in a paraglider...too scared, but I recon that makes me a weaker man than DB (and any keyboard warrior on here that has to cover up their phsycological scars by pointing out other people failings, without having the courage to do anything other than wank into womans panties in front of the computer)

A thread populated by "carpet cleaners" in my opinion.

''Water of a ducks back'' was something he would spout time and time again, yet, he would complain to the Mod team time and time again also. To talk shit?...first you must be happy to eat it when its served to you on a plate, time and time again.

[Number One]

''Water of a ducks back'' was something he would spout time and time again, yet, he would complain to the Mod team time and time again also. To talk shit?...first you must be happy to eat it when its served to you on a plate, time and time again.

Isn't all this like from years ago though? I was quite surprised coming back on here after a break to see that he's still such a hot topic...heck I haven't seen any Skidmark, Dean or Carver references even - was he even more infamous than them?

[Crasherfromwayback]

Isn't all this like from years ago though? I was quite surprised coming back on here after a break to see that he's still such a hot topic...heck I haven't seen any Skidmark, Dean or Carver references even - was he even more infamous than them?

Even those raving poolicks didn't have such full of shit quotes as DB has beneath his name. Sums the guy up perfectly.

[Number One]

Even those raving poolicks didn't have such full of shit quotes as DB has beneath his name. Sums the guy up perfectly.

ah ok

I just know that opposite of love is indifference...hate is energy - there's a shite load of energy being expended on him STILL

[BoristheBiter]

ah ok

I just know that opposite of love is indifference...hate is energy - there's a shite load of energy being expended on him STILL

Love is an emotion so the opposite is hate, indifference is in the middle.

[Number One]

Love is an emotion so the opposite is hate, indifference is in the middle.

Yes it is - right you are...what I realy meant was hate still demonstrates energy and engagement for a person...indifference however does not.

Still seems like wasted energy to me as it doesn't seem to be bothering him... atleast he doesn't seem to have his panties in a bunch anyway, has he even commented on this thread?

[Crasherfromwayback]

ah ok

I just know that opposite of love is indifference...hate is energy - there's a shite load of energy being expended on him STILL

I don't hate the clown. Not many people in the world I do hate. Happy to take the piss out of him though.

[Maha]

Isn't all this like from years ago though? I was quite surprised coming back on here after a break to see that he's still such a hot topic...heck I haven't seen any Skidmark, Dean or Carver references even - was he even more infamous than them?

Infamy has nothing to do with it.... those members you mention took the ribbing they used to get without sniveling
All derserved in one way or another.

[Boob Johnson]

Haha this was a small incident. Only wrecked a grand worth of gear this time. No biggie. One low-level stall/spin/impact due severe turbulence was good! Six of nine lives gone with that one!

What do YOU do thats exciting and gets you front page full-spreads on four newspapers? Fuck all? Yeah I figured.

You KB keyboard warriors need better work stories instead of sniffing poo steam. :weird:

Thanks for the love! :devil2:
And the thread is complete :laugh:


Looks like a fun pass time, well done on not dying



Cheers ears! Just found this :
http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php/149850-Now-where-did-I-put-my-y-fronts
Good job! Poor wife and kid...how embarrassing. Name suppressions a joke - it'll come out.
Unlike the stains in the carpet :laugh:

[Timber020]

Pohutakawas break easily? They are just about the toughest tree you could be in.

Its painful to watch those so called "professionals" rescue the guy. We have to be able to get an unconscious guy out of a tree in less than 10 minutes (any height), no excuses.

That wasnt a rescue, it was a group picnic with some knot tying practice!

[Kornholio]

Pohutakawas break easily? They are just about the toughest tree you could be in.

Its painful to watch those so called "professionals" rescue the guy. We have to be able to get an unconscious guy out of a tree in less than 10 minutes (any height), no excuses.

That wasnt a rescue, it was a group picnic with some knot tying practice!

Maybe they found out it was Db and thought 'fuck it, let him dangle while we do some knot tying practise' also maybe a donut van turned up ?!!?

[roadracingoldfart]

That just went up by one.

From what level did you graduate Pete ?


Exactly. DB is a guy that wanked on about a mtorcyclist losing a leg, through no fault of his own, and said he deserved it.

DB wanks on about the police, and how they can get fucked, yet I bet he didn't tell them to fuck off when they were saving his sorry arse.

SS90 wants to come along and show us what a GC he is, when he obviously has no idea why DB gets a hard time.

And he calls us wankers. Rich.

If we want to be wankers i dont see he has the need to make it public just because he wanks on famously like he does !!


I already am.

The declaration has been made.

all Hail the King.

Whats that king wanker want now????

[blackdog]

You're a flying expert too now? Did you know a lot of guys that are excellent flyers are ex racers?

Colin McRae?

[Crasherfromwayback]

Colin McRae?

Steve Hislop.

[pritch]

Perhaps if someone encouraged him when he did something good, things might have been different
..

Hitler was awarded an Iron Cross in WW1. Some people might consider that encouragement?

I'll give DB credit for getting off the ground, and won't take the piss because I haven't done that.

Which sort of makes it appropriate that it was Pussy who started the thread as he is more qualified than most to do so in this instance?

[pritch]

Steve Hislop.

Jamie Whitham

[Berries]

Jamie Whitham
Buddy Holly.

[Crasherfromwayback]

.

Which sort of makes it appropriate that it was Pussy who started the thread as he is more qualified than most to do so in this instance?

I've jumped out of various planes from a fair way up. I'm taking that as my ticket.


Jamie Whitham

He's still alive ain't he?

[Jantar]

Haha this was a small incident. Only wrecked a grand worth of gear this time. No biggie. One low-level stall/spin/impact due severe turbulence was good! Six of nine lives gone with that one!

What do YOU do thats exciting and gets you front page full-spreads on four newspapers? Fuck all? Yeah I figured.

You KB keyboard warriors need better work stories instead of sniffing poo steam. :weird:

Thanks for the love! :devil2:


Damn you're right. Full page on four newspapers after 1 year of flying and the best I can manage is never having a single crash story after 42 years of flying. What am I doing wrong? :rolleyes:

[Crasherfromwayback]

Damn you're right. Full page on four newspapers afetr 1 year of flying and the best I can manage is never having a single crash story after 42 years of flying. What am I doing wrong? :rolleyes:

lol. Yeah you sound really jealous too!

[Swoop]

I'll give DB credit for getting off the ground, and won't take the piss because I haven't done that.

Which sort of makes it appropriate that it was Pussy who started the thread as he is more qualified than most to do so in this instance?
DB is running off of a hill with a hankie over his head, then landing in a tree.
There are a few here who are able to poke the borax and quite rightly so.

[Kornholio]

I'll give DB credit for getting off the ground, and won't take the piss because I haven't done that.



What the fuck, he jumped off a hill... no skills needed there :/


DB is running off of a hill with a hankie over his head, then landing in a tree.
There are a few here who are able to poke the borax and quite rightly so.

Giddy up

[Maha]

What the fuck, he jumped off a hill... no skills needed there :/



Giddy up

Who hasn't jumped of a shed roof holding nothing but a sheet/blanket before today, hoping it would be nice gentle drift towards greener things instead of the unforeseen plunge?

[ducatilover]

Who hasn't jumped of a shed roof holding nothing but a sheet/blanket before today, hoping it would be nice gentle drift towards greener things instead of the unforeseen plunge?

Plastic bags as parachutes mate! I remember them days...had a buddy who broke an arm and a leg at school doing that :laugh:

[Maha]

Plastic bags as parachutes mate! I remember them days...had a buddy who broke an arm and a leg at school doing that :laugh:

He must have been a dangerous little bugger...:laugh:
Plastic bags?...wouldn't the enemy hear you approaching? :confused:

[ducatilover]

He must have been a dangerous little bugger...:laugh:
Plastic bags?...wouldn't the enemy hear you approaching? :confused:

Look, it wasn't a well thought out system...:shutup: was bloody fun though, 'till they put a roof on the play ground we jumped from, was a proper mission to climb on to the roof!

[Crasherfromwayback]

Who hasn't jumped of a shed roof holding nothing but a sheet/blanket before today, hoping it would be nice gentle drift towards greener things instead of the unforeseen plunge?

I tried it with a rather large sun umbrella as a youngin. Epic fail.

[Headbanger]

When I was a youngster, The shit to do was climb inside a big plastic bag, then jump off the shed roof into the swimming pool.

When ya hit the water the bag would inflate and you could float around until you ran out of air.


I'm struggling to think how we could have made it any more dangerous, Kids, swimming pool, plastic bags, heights.


Fuck yeah, 1982 was a grand year for safety.

[Maha]

When I was a youngster, The shit to do was climb inside a big plastic bag, then jump off the shed roof into the swimming pool.

When ya hit the water the bag would inflate and you could float around until you ran out of air.


I'm struggling to think how we could have made it any more dangers, Kids, swimming pool, plastic bags, heights.


Fuck yeah, 1982 was a grand year for safety.

Put a tree in the way?..:yes:

[Headbanger]

Put a tree in the way?..:yes:

Lmfao.

Or, Just get someone to yell, don't scare the cows, and bang, hit the shed instead of the pool.

[CookMySock]

Damn you're right. Full page on four newspapers after 1 year of flying and the best I can manage is never having a single crash story after 42 years of flying. What am I doing wrong? :rolleyes:You're not having enough fun! :bleh:


Who hasn't jumped of a shed roof holding nothing but a sheet/blanket before today, hoping it would be nice gentle drift towards greener things instead of the unforeseen plunge?Maha gets it. :apint:

[Mom]

Plastic bags as parachutes mate! I remember them days...had a buddy who broke an arm and a leg at school doing that :laugh:

I can still see my brother and a mate on the roof of a 2 storey house with a sheet tied up to look like a parachute. If I remember correctly that resulted in one broken arm and a couple of singing backsides when Dad got home :laugh:

Must be a boy thing, I just used to climb trees and get stuck :pinch:

[Paul in NZ]

Who hasn't jumped of a shed roof holding nothing but a sheet/blanket before today, hoping it would be nice gentle drift towards greener things instead of the unforeseen plunge?

I think this is now appropriate

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[ducatilover]

When I was a youngster, The shit to do was climb inside a big plastic bag, then jump off the shed roof into the swimming pool.

When ya hit the water the bag would inflate and you could float around until you ran out of air.


I'm struggling to think how we could have made it any more dangerous, Kids, swimming pool, plastic bags, heights.


Fuck yeah, 1982 was a grand year for safety.
That is pure gold, I really wish I had tried that

I can still see my brother and a mate on the roof of a 2 storey house with a sheet tied up to look like a parachute. If I remember correctly that resulted in one broken arm and a couple of singing backsides when Dad got home :laugh:

Must be a boy thing, I just used to climb trees and get stuck :pinch:
I got stuck up many a tree :facepalm: Good times.
Makes me want to go climb some trees...

[Virago]

You're not having enough fun! :bleh:

Maha gets it. :apint:

Lol - a rose by any other name... - still smells...

[Crasherfromwayback]

Lol - a rose by any other name... - still smells...

Like plop.

[scumdog]

Who hasn't jumped of a shed roof holding nothing but a sheet/blanket before today, hoping it would be nice gentle drift towards greener things instead of the unforeseen plunge?

Did that trick in the 50's

Only I made my parachute from opened out spud-sacks.

Frikkin thing hit the ground before I did!:facepalm:


The ground gets harder the higher you jump from...

[Maha]

Did that trick in the 50's

Only I made my parachute from opened out spud-sacks.

Frikkin thing hit the ground before I did!:facepalm:


The ground gets harder the higher you jump from...

You did empty the sack of spuds before the leap into the unknown right?

[CookMySock]

Did that trick in the 50's

Only I made my parachute from opened out spud-sacks.

Frikkin thing hit the ground before I did!:facepalm:


The ground gets harder the higher you jump from...You stalled it you dick, lol

[CookMySock]

Do something new you clowns.



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[Crasherfromwayback]

Do something new you clowns.


>

Which one were you in that clip?

[CookMySock]

Which one were you in that clip?LOL nice try.

[Crasherfromwayback]

LOL nice try.

It was a serious question.

[Crasherfromwayback]

Here you are...

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[BoristheBiter]

Which one were you in that clip?

Didn't you see the video from the safety of the tree's.

[Headbanger]

Which one were you in that clip?

He came along later, told them his Korean gear was the shit and they were counter leaning all wrong.

Later on that day he sat in a tree.

[Madness]

I love this thread.