Don't hold back, tell me what you REALLY think

[GTRMAN]

I am a motorcyclist.

I ride on New Zealand roads and therefore have the same rights AND responsibilites as any other road user. I have 'my' space on the road and that 'space' is mine.

So;

To the harley rider who can't overtake properly and therefore pulls in beside me like an extra from "CHiPs" - you are a knuckle dragging f**kwit, kill yourself by all means but stay away from me.

To the driver of the 2010 Dodge Charger - all the sideways flashing brake lights in the world will not make you KITT. don't sit on my ass then overtake me only to slow down. Then overtake again on double yellow lines trying to catch me because the motorcycle is now 10 cars in front and it's made your dick shrink.

I am a motorcyclist.

Thankyou

[5150]

Do you need a hug? :hug:

[Akzle]

amen.


i was playing a similar game with a red station wagon the other day.

the worst ones are thems who can't hold 80 on the road, but can pull 140 out there a55 up a passing lane..


doesn't bother me so much now as i have a bike... =D

[GTRMAN]

Do you need a hug? :hug:

no but fork mounted chaingun would be nice sometimes...

[GTRMAN]

normally it doesn't bother me but I had a pillion on and it was pissing down......

having someone elses life on the line tends to make one a little more careful.

[EJK]

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[willytheekid]

no but fork mounted chaingun would be nice sometimes...

As you wish :cool:
http://www.grunt.com/images-bs/motorhead/beckerman.jpg

[nodrog]

You and you boyfriend should have made them pull over so you could slap them silly with your handbags.

[5150]

As you wish :cool:


I didn't realised that CHiPS was making a comeback?:crazy:

[Swoop]

I didn't realised that CHiPS was making a comeback?:crazy:

Ghost chips, bro!

[yod]

To the driver of the 2010 Dodge Charger - all the sideways flashing brake lights in the world will not make you KITT. don't sit on my ass then overtake me only to slow down. Then overtake again on double yellow lines trying to catch me because the motorcycle is now 10 cars in front and it's made your dick shrink.


I do believe I've met him, 'cept he was driving a Chrysler 300 thingy on SH2 south of Dannevirke at the time. And what a total wanker he is.

[Tigadee]

no but fork mounted chaingun would be nice sometimes...

http://actionfest.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/blog-machete-bike.jpg

There you go... Scary-looking rider optional.

[ducatilover]

no but fork mounted chaingun would be nice sometimes...
I think you've found the solution mate.

[skippa1]

I am a motorcyclist.

I ride on New Zealand roads and therefore have the same rights AND responsibilites as any other road user. I have 'my' space on the road and that 'space' is mine.

So;

To the harley rider who can't overtake properly and therefore pulls in beside me like an extra from "CHiPs" - you are a knuckle dragging f**kwit, kill yourself by all means but stay away from me.

To the driver of the 2010 Dodge Charger - all the sideways flashing brake lights in the world will not make you KITT. don't sit on my ass then overtake me only to slow down. Then overtake again on double yellow lines trying to catch me because the motorcycle is now 10 cars in front and it's made your dick shrink.

I am a motorcyclist.

Thankyou

bad time of the month for you........?

[5150]

:cool:

264192


4000 rounds per minute. Yeah baby!!!

[Road kill]

You should of be greatfull to share the same piece of road with such an Oarsome car.
Geesus,,,some people:facepalm:

[jasonu]

I didn't realised that CHiPS was making a comeback?:crazy:

I wish it would. :headbang:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ci8Ga-gCqno

[Murray]

So;

To the harley rider who can't overtake properly and therefore pulls in beside me like an extra from "CHiPs" - you are a knuckle dragging f**kwit, kill yourself by all means but stay away from me.




normally it doesn't bother me but I had a pillion on and it was pissing down......


So its pissing down with rain and a harley pulls in and rides along with you. Can you tell me the problem here???

[flyingcrocodile46]

So its pissing down with rain and a harley pulls in and rides along with you. Can you tell me the problem here???

I'd be pissed if my bike was so slow that a herdley could get anywhere near me:mad:

[kiwi cowboy]

OOOOOpps seams i pissed a mod off so have removed.
Sorry gremlin but what is Netiquette???????.

[ellipsis]

...i had a pheasant burst out of a hedgerow beside the Leadwing once..the phucking thing flew along side us at knee height...dangerous bloody thing... it did it on purpose i think...when it realised we were a cruiser and not a sport bike, it veered off...i was very concerned for the safety of my wife on the back...

[SMOKEU]

What do you expect from a Harley rider? They're all fags, as explained in these videos:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4DXQkckz4I


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7hQN4Amaeg&feature=related

[scumdog]

amen.


i was playing a similar game with a red station wagon the other day.

the worst ones are thems who can't hold 80 on the road, but can pull 140 out there a55 up a passing lane..


doesn't bother me so much now as i have a bike... =D

An Austin A55 that can do 140 UP a passing lane??:shit:

Well bugger me, whoulda thunk it...

[scumdog]

What do you expect from a Harley rider? They're all fags, as explained in these videos:



Ah yes, actual footage there...you can't beat cartoons for telling you the facts...and so realistic too..:lol:

[SMOKEU]

Ah yes, actual footage there...you can't beat cartoons for telling you the facts...and so realistic too..:lol:

South Park would never lie!

[Madness]

...i had a pheasant burst out of a hedgerow beside the Leadwing once..the phucking thing flew along side us at knee height...dangerous bloody thing... it did it on purpose i think...when it realised we were a cruiser and not a sport bike, it veered off...i was very concerned for the safety of my wife on the back...

I had a pheasant burst out from beside the road on the 12 once..the phucking thing flew straight across the road in front of me, at knee height...dangerous bloody thing... I'm certain it did it on purpose...when it realised I was on a sprot bike and not a cruiser, it veered off course...directly into my front upper fairing, leaving a 2" crack. Phuckers!

[Nova.]

If your that paranoid you shouldn't be on the road.

[Swoop]

Ah yes, actual footage there...you can't beat cartoons for telling you the facts...and so realistic too..:lol:
Don't worry, it's all made up.

There are NO tassels so it must be a hollyweird CGI rip-off!:rofl:

[Katman]

....but I had a pillion on....

Is this him?

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/member.php/21493-Zimsar10