How to stop cats peeing on ya stuff

[doc]

It's simple really :clap:

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[sinfull]

Love it ! Good find Doc !

[Maha]

Ranga Piss Bucket....:killingme

[Crasherfromwayback]

Loved it!!!

[caspernz]

That's almost as good as the carpet cleaner on Target...:cool:

Many moons ago, I heard a method that's not SPCA approved. Fry a piece of sponge with some chicken flavoring, it shrivels to less than a quarter of its original size. Then leave out for the cat to eat... Now I'm a bit cruel at times, but that is just horrid!

Mind you, we use a super soaker water gun at home. Seems to work quite nicely.

[Akzle]

i find a .22 in the skull works wonders.

[willytheekid]

i find a .22 in the skull works wonders.

Yup!...nothing more satisfying than viciously beating the animal cruelty out of someone with your bare hands :clap: (I have odd hobbys:weird:)

....wait:crazy:....sorry!:sweatdrop...seems we are coming at this from totally different angles.

Seriously...Don't joke about animal cruelty mate...ever! (its a sign that your just not right in the head!)

[BigAl]

Awesome, although should have included footage of it working on the flatmates/neighbour/mother in law etc.....:niceone:

[sil3nt]

its a sign that your just not right in the head!if you read his other posts you will find that its not just a sign..

[caspernz]

Awesome, although should have included footage of it working on the flatmates/neighbour/mother in law etc.....:niceone:

That must be the version with the 2inch firehose? Ambo on standby...

[willytheekid]

if you read his other posts you will find that its not just a sign..

Cheers for the heads up mate. ;)

I fuckin hate animal cruelty!...even jokes about it, some prick ever pointed a gun at my dog!....it would be a "bad day" for them to say the very lest.

[Road kill]

Yup!...nothing more satisfying than viciously beating the animal cruelty out of someone with your bare hands :clap: (I have odd hobbys:weird:)

....wait:crazy:....sorry!:sweatdrop...seems we are coming at this from totally different angles.

Seriously...Don't joke about animal cruelty mate...ever! (its a sign that your just not right in the head!)

Nothing cruel about shooting a cat in the head,,they don't feel a thing.
Plus it's faster than setting a gin trap an then whacking it with a hammer the next morning.

An I'm not joking,,if people can't keep their fucking vermin off my property an my dogs don't get the cunts first,,then I do.
:motu:

[Crasherfromwayback]

,,if people can't keep their fucking vermin off my property an my dogs don't get the cunts first,,then I do.
:motu:

May I ask if you're just as happy with your dogs being killed if they stray?

[Berries]

Burn them..

[Akzle]

Nothing cruel about shooting a cat in the head,,they don't feel a thing.
Plus it's faster than setting a gin trap an then whacking it with a hammer the next morning.

An I'm not joking,,if people can't keep their fucking vermin off my property an my dogs don't get the cunts first,,then I do.
:motu:
i couldn't have said it better myself...
but a hammer never feels long enough with a cat chained to a tree nutting off at ya...

there's a few differences between cats and dogs:
dog owners are usually responsible and don't let their animal wander.
dogs dont kill native birds and lizzards just for fun
dogs dont dig up your vege patch to shit
dogs dont hiss and mewl at each other all night.
most dogs get neutered or spayed, and if they don't the owners generally keep them locked up when in heat. = no packs of feral dogs breeding in public.

if you choose to feed a cat, you might want to look at keeping it on your property to avoid pissing your neighbors off.
any stray animal walks on my property and i reserve the right to execute it. end of.
you cat kills or even harrasses my chooks you'll find it on your doorstep, very much dead.

[Crasherfromwayback]

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dogs dont kill native birds and lizzards just for fun
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Hate to tell ya mate...but dogs kill Kiwi's etc all the time.

[jellywrestler]

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most dogs get neutered or spayed, you're a twat, none of the dogs i've evered had have got themselves neutuered or spayed, not fucking one of them!

[St_Gabriel]

you're a twat, none of the dogs i've evered had have got themselves neutuered or spayed, not fucking one of them!

I know, none of mine have ever got themselves spayed/neutered either, I always end up having to take the lazy sods to the vet myself (and pay for it myself too) :whistle:

[Ocean1]

Burn them..

Terciary Jim?

[Akzle]

Hate to tell ya mate...but dogs kill Kiwi's etc all the time.the qualificiation there was just for fun kiwis smell like food (better than chicken...
and no they don't "all the time", infact not too often at all, but that's still too many, and generally there's someone to take responsibility, not just ""oh that's what they do"

[Crasherfromwayback]

the qualificiation there was just for fun kiwis smell like food (better than chicken...
and no they don't "all the time", infact not too often at all, but that's still too many, and generally there's someone to take responsibility, not just ""oh that's what they do"

But you'd have no problem if your dog strayed onto my property, with me shooting it in the head right? Serious question.

[hayd3n]

the qualificiation there was just for fun kiwis smell like food (better than chicken...
and no they don't "all the time", infact not too often at all, but that's still too many, and generally there's someone to take responsibility, not just ""oh that's what they do"

dogs kill kiwis,penguins , and maime kids

yes a lot of moggy cats are a problem, that's caused from unwanted pregnancy and ppl not neutering

if you buy a cat from a breeder!! you will find they are neutered, disease free (vaccinated) and also house trained!! and sometimes microchippe d!!
my Bengal goes outside on a lead and can also fetch a soft toy !!!!! and shes only 15 weeks old

[Str8 Jacket]

May I ask if you're just as happy with your dogs being killed if they stray?

Of course he is. What's good for the goose.......

[Akzle]

But you'd have no problem if your dog strayed onto my property, with me shooting it in the head right? Serious question.serious answer: no. i'd accept that i'd failed in my responsibility as an owner, and accept your right as a lawful occupant of the property to do that
, of course if my dog wasn't harrassing your stock or being a nuisance then i'd think you'd be a bit more reasonable and chain it up and give me a bollocking, but if not, then not.

like them guys down in warkworth who shot 30-odd dogs, because ONE had got loose and mauled stock. fair enough. they humanely executed them. if the owner of those 30 dogs was looking after his shit, that would never have happened. those guys should walk.


dogs kill kiwis,penguins , and maime kids

yes a lot of moggy cats are a problem, that's caused from unwanted pregnancy and ppl not neutering

if you buy a cat from a breeder!! you will find they are neutered, disease free (vaccinated) and also house trained!! and sometimes microchippe d!!
my Bengal goes outside on a lead and can also fetch a soft toy !!!!! and shes only 15 weeks old awwww. how cuuuute! and soon she'll be killing birds and leaving them behind the couch for you.. aint that just daaaarling!

srsly. cats should be microchipped, and native birds banded (anyone seen the movie fortress? you'll know where this is going...)
and if a cat comes within 4ft of a native bird... well. watch fortress, you'll get the point.

good on those responsible owners who fork out shit loads of money to feed a pe(s)t and do look after it, nueter it, vaccinate it. full credit to them

orcas kill penguins. heaps of them, daily. should we go around collaring them?

only the worst of dogs maime kids, but pets reflect their owners, (anyone feeling a bit catty?:clap:)
and, like children, owners should need to pass a basic IQ/handling test before being allowed to have them.

i'm not saying dogs don't kill shit. and asides from the fact that we're talking about the damage CATS do, (dogs are a fair abstraction, (my pet ferret likes to eat kiwi eggs and fluffly wittle wabbits too...))
MORE people are responsible dog owners than are responsible cat owners, you can't justify feeding a cat that kills endemic fauna by saying "oh but dogs can/have/do too"
that's like me justifying pissing on your lawn because your cat does too, now howd'ya like dem apples?

[BoristheBiter]

i find a .22 in the skull works wonders.

I just let the dog out, much more fun to watch.

[sil3nt]

like them guys down in warkworth who shot 30-odd dogs, because ONE had got loose and mauled stock. fair enough. they humanely executed them. if the owner of those 30 dogs was looking after his shit, that would never have happened. those guys should walk.They weren't humanely executed. A bullet to the head is humane not all the dogs were lucky enough to get this.


The judge described Campbell as a gun-happy cowboy who dangerously embarked on a massacre.

She said she couldn't contemplate a more inhumane act than their killing of puppies.


Blood stains in the cage indicated some of the dogs bled heavily and moved to other parts of the cage in great pain before dying.

"No person in their right mind would consider it either humane or safe to shoot in a cage with eight dogs moving in it.''

[Akzle]

damn. i forgot. the mainstream media has had their say.
well, i best shuddup and believe it.

(that judge is a f*ing bitch too, so i don't care what she said)

[Akzle]

and WHAT does that have to do with CATS??

[hayd3n]

serious answer: no. i'd accept that i'd failed in my responsibility as an owner, and accept your right as a lawful occupant of the property to do that
, of course if my dog wasn't harrassing your stock or being a nuisance then i'd think you'd be a bit more reasonable and chain it up and give me a bollocking, but if not, then not.

like them guys down in warkworth who shot 30-odd dogs, because ONE had got loose and mauled stock. fair enough. they humanely executed them. if the owner of those 30 dogs was looking after his shit, that would never have happened. those guys should walk.

awwww. how cuuuute! and soon she'll be killing birds and leaving them behind the couch for you.. aint that just daaaarling!

srsly. cats should be microchipped, and native birds banded (anyone seen the movie fortress? you'll know where this is going...)
and if a cat comes within 4ft of a native bird... well. watch fortress, you'll get the point.

good on those responsible owners who fork out shit loads of money to feed a pe(s)t and do look after it, nueter it, vaccinate it. full credit to them

orcas kill penguins. heaps of them, daily. should we go around collaring them?

only the worst of dogs maime kids, but pets reflect their owners, (anyone feeling a bit catty?:clap:)
and, like children, owners should need to pass a basic IQ/handling test before being allowed to have them.

i'm not saying dogs don't kill shit. and asides from the fact that we're talking about the damage CATS do, (dogs are a fair abstraction, (my pet ferret likes to eat kiwi eggs and fluffly wittle wabbits too...))
MORE people are responsible dog owners than are responsible cat owners, you can't justify feeding a cat that kills endemic fauna by saying "oh but dogs can/have/do too"
that's like me justifying pissing on your lawn because your cat does too, now howd'ya like dem apples?

your talking to somone with a facial scar from a working farm dog
anyway our cats have cat runs so they cant get anywhere with out us, we feed em fresh rabbits
piss on my lawn, i do

[Akzle]

your talking to somone with a facial scar from a working farm dog
anyway our cats have cat runs so they cant get anywhere with out us, we feed em fresh rabbits
piss on my lawn, i do:killingme
top shit bud. (glad to hear you keep the fuckers locked up.)

and this is why you don't kiss your dog on the mouth...:clap: =D
glad also the rabbits are being taken care of

[scumdog]

there's a few differences between cats and dogs:
dog owners are usually responsible and don't let their animal wander.
dogs dont kill native birds and lizzards just for fun
dogs dont dig up your vege patch to shit
dogs dont hiss and mewl at each other all night.
most dogs get neutered or spayed, and if they don't the owners generally keep them locked up when in heat. = no packs of feral dogs breeding in public.

AND
dogs don't kill native animals/birds
dogs don't bite the faces off small children
dogs don't kill livestock
dogs don't kill childrens pets
dogs don't crap over other peoples lawns


I added a few - but I don't thinks they're accurate:whistle:

[FJRider]

Awesome, although should have included footage of it working on the flatmates/neighbour/mother in law etc.....:niceone:

I used to work for an irrigation firm a few years back. We once installed an automated system in for an elderly couple .... and he mentioned the large flat wall beside his garage was constantly getting tagged. So we set up a high pressure sprinkler aimed at the wall. It comes on when triggered by the motion sensor activated outdoor light. It worked a treat ... they had a low light camera aimed on it for a while. With spectacular (and very funny) results they said.

[Akzle]

I added a few - but I don't thinks they're accurate:whistle:you'd be right for once. (about being inaccurate)
but you added them in green font.. you must be bloody looney.

[scumdog]

but you added them in green font.. you must be bloody looney.



Only done so's you'd able to read it...

[Akzle]

Only done so's you'd able to read it...

that was pretty weak:(. i'll give you a day to think of a better comeback...

[Crasherfromwayback]

Only done so's you'd able to read it...

Best you use single syllable words then.

[Akzle]

Best you use single syllable words then.that was pretty weak:(. i'll give you a day to think of a better comeback...

[Crasherfromwayback]

that was pretty weak:(. i'll give you a day to think of a better comeback...



Nah it had the desired effect. Kept me amused for a wee while.

[Asher]

i find a .22 in the skull works wonders.

If you teach my cat and dog the concept of cadastral boundaries and property ownership i will allow you to shoot them if they wander off my property, on the flip side since you do understand cadastral boundaries and property ownership i will shoot you dead as soon as you step on my property, its only fair.

[Crasherfromwayback]

the qualificiation there was just for fun kiwis smell like food (better than chicken...
and no they don't "all the time", infact not too often at all, but that's still too many, and generally there's someone to take responsibility, not just ""oh that's what they do"

How do you explain this then?

http://nz.news.yahoo.com/a/-/top-stories/14070072/dogs-wipe-out-blue-penguin-colony/

[Akzle]

How do you explain this then?

http://nz.news.yahoo.com/a/-/top-stories/14070072/dogs-wipe-out-blue-penguin-colony/am i required to?

are you suggesting it was my dog?
are you suggesting that penguins are delicious?

how do YOU explain the guys that clubbed a whole lot of seals to death?
how do you explain the theory or relativity?
how do you expalin why tarpaulins are blue?

more to the point:
what is your point?

[Crasherfromwayback]

what is your point?[/COLOR]

Well "It's just what they do". But you don't think dog's just kill for fun, like cats do.

[Akzle]

Well "It's just what they do". But you don't think dog's just kill for fun, like cats do.

puncture wounds to the head, neck, and upper body and the overwhelming conclusion was that they had died from crushing bites from a dog.

"Going from the information about where they were found it is almost certain a dog, or two, were roaming at night hunting penguins, giving a killing chomp and running on to the next,"
okay, so now that i've actually read it:

not actually proof.
how do I explain it?.... the penguins found a box of nails floating from the rena wreck, they were going to take them back to shore to improve their colony with an extention to the back deck area, because DOC were doing a pretty shit job of it, unfortunately the swell picked up and the box split while they were surfing in, resulting in puncture wounds to the head neck and upper body as the nails drove into the penguins, and the penguins drove into the nails. it was messy, but the surviving penguins weren't put off, they removed the nails from their dead comrades' bodies and stowed them for future building works.

after all.. there is as much evidence for that story as theirs...

the thing about dogs killing stuff, is that they tend to grab and shake.
if they were true feral dogs they would have gone for the head/neck shots, then eaten em.
or maybe they did kill heaps, and ate a few, and those were just leftovers. or maybe they were just domesticated animals that had run riot.
i don't know though. neither do you. neither does DOC.

what i do know is that cats kill shit just for fun. this is a fact. no cats are exempt (except those kept in cages who physically cannot)


Excerpt from dog management essay (emphasis added):
"When domestic dogs attack domestic animals, they may injure or kill several, but they seldom consume their victims. Rather, they leave the impression that they were involved in vicious play rather than an attempt to obtain food. The most diagnostic characteristic of injuries caused by dogs is usually the slashing and biting of prey animals over much of their bodies. Wade and Bowns (1983) and Acorn and Dorrance (1990) present a detailed pictorial and descriptive aid to identifying predators that damage livestock."

[Crasherfromwayback]

what i do know is that cats kill shit just for fun.

Kinda looks like what the dogs have done eh. THAT is my point.

[Akzle]

Kinda looks like what the dogs have done eh. THAT is my point.

what dogs?

[Crasherfromwayback]

what dogs?

The ones behaving like cats.

[Flip]

My wee black and tan terrier will kill for fun. He has proven himself to be a great we rabbiter. He won't play with his prey the way a cat will, he just grabs them around the chest and crushes them with one bite. Then he brings it to me and its off after the next one.

[Crasherfromwayback]

My wee black and tan terrier will kill for fun. He has proven himself to be a great we rabbiter. .

Yeah they're perfect for that eh!

[Flip]

Yeah they're perfect for that eh!

I usually go to the Alexandra Easter Bunny Hunt. The dog usually gets more bunnies than many of the shooters just on his own. He also puts out a lot out the back of the bushes that I can tip over.

[george formby]

My wee black and tan terrier will kill for fun. He has proven himself to be a great we rabbiter. He won't play with his prey the way a cat will, he just grabs them around the chest and crushes them with one bite. Then he brings it to me and its off after the next one.

Ah terriers, ya got love em. My wee Bull Terrier is the same with possums & Labradors given the chance, she is currently trying to figure out how to get the better of a hedgehog that has recently turned up in the garden. 3 - 0 to Missus Tiggeywinkle so far.

[Nova.]

My old bull-mastiff used to attack other dogs that curled a lip or barked at him to an inch of its life.

[george formby]

My old bull-mastiff used to attack other dogs that curled a lip or barked at him to an inch of its life.

My wee pooch is not that cantankerous, for some reason old Labs are often dominant, if they have a crack she head butts them & puts them on there ass. Possums are food in her eyes or nose or ears, whatever she uses to find them. She happily lives with a cat & next doors kitten is still fine after wandering into the garden, the previous one wandered into the road, the ultimate end to peeing on stuff.....

[PrincessBandit]

if you buy a cat from a breeder!! you will find they are neutered, disease free (vaccinated) and also house trained!! and sometimes microchipped!!
my Bengal goes outside on a lead and can also fetch a soft toy !!!!! and shes only 15 weeks old

We got our cat just a fortnight ago from the SPCA - 3y.o., she was speyed and microchipped, house trained and is a delight; doesn't stray far from us (although early days yet). 'Tis not just cats from a breeder that come with all the trimmings...
In fact all our pets (antisocial rabbit included) came from the SPCA as we'd rather give waifs a home than pay big money to someone who breeds animals for income.


I just let the dog out, much more fun to watch.

Yeah, our old boy hated cats that didn't belong on our property. Even in his old age he could tell from a distance which ones were our cats and which ones were interlopers. At night the unpleasant caterwauling would be met by us letting out ole "pussy patrol" - after him haring out nutting off and sending them scattering in all directions it was back to peace and quiet (until the next night).