Can we get a better class of troll?

[Headbanger]

Current lot (1) aren't really doing it for me.

Thanks

[caspernz]

To get a better class of troll, do we need to change the troll bait first?

[EJK]

What is this??? Whatever it is, I want in.

Where do I sign?

[MIXONE]

What is this??? Whatever it is, I want in.

Where do I sign?

Me too I'm in.

[ducatilover]

We have a troll? :laugh::laugh::laugh::facepalm:

[bogan]

We have a troll? :laugh::laugh::laugh::facepalm:

We have classes for them too? <_<

[ducatilover]

We have classes for them too? <_<
The pricks obviously don't attend them...

[caspernz]

The pricks obviously don't attend them...

So not only are todays' trolls pussies, they don't even WANT to get better at trolling....geeeezzz. Bring on the firing squad?

[LBD]

Beware of Trolls....264961

[ducatilover]

So not only are todays' trolls pussies, they don't even WANT to get better at trolling....geeeezzz. Bring on the firing squad?
Bunch of jelly wrist, man lickers they are!

[caspernz]

Bunch of jelly wrist, man lickers they are!

Oh well, you've put the bait out...I'll get my sniper rifle ready...

[munster]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vy2nAOdBUlw

[Headbanger]

What the hell?

This was a serious request to the management, To enhance everyone's Kiwibiker experience.

I demand it be given the respect it deserves, Put it back where it was, make it a sticky, put together a work group, Hire in some outside experts, Psychologists, hygienists, Lets look at the policies, the procedures, commission a study.Have a think tank, Blue sky thinking, wrap it up and move it forward.

FFS.

Lets do this.

Kiwibiker needs abetter class of troll. We...we can have a better tomorrow. We can make our children proud, awe our enemies, frighten our leaders, and get some ladies drunk.

But ONLY IF WE CARE ENOUGH TO TAKE ACTION, NOW.

[ducatilover]

Wait, drunk white wimmin'?

[caspernz]

What the hell?

This was a serious request to the management, To enhance everyone's Kiwibiker experience.

I demand it be given the respect it deserves, Put it back where it was, make it a sticky, put together a work group, Hire in some outside experts, Psychologists, hygienists, Lets look at the policies, the procedures, commission a study.Have a think tank, Blue sky thinking, wrap it up and move it forward.

FFS.

Lets do this.

Kiwibiker needs abetter class of troll. We...we can have a better tomorrow. We can make our children proud, awe our enemies, frighten our leaders, and get some ladies drunk.

But ONLY IF WE CARE ENOUGH TO TAKE ACTION, NOW.

Nah, all out of serious thought for now.

Now please step aside while I've got my sniper rifle aimed at those bushes that I'm sure are harbouring trolls...

[Nova.]

What the hell?

This was a serious request to the management, To enhance everyone's Kiwibiker experience.

I demand it be given the respect it deserves, Put it back where it was, make it a sticky, put together a work group, Hire in some outside experts, Psychologists, hygienists, Lets look at the policies, the procedures, commission a study.Have a think tank, Blue sky thinking, wrap it up and move it forward.

FFS.

Lets do this.

Kiwibiker needs abetter class of troll. We...we can have a better tomorrow. We can make our children proud, awe our enemies, frighten our leaders, and get some ladies drunk.

But ONLY IF WE CARE ENOUGH TO TAKE ACTION, NOW.

IM IN ! :devil2:

[Headbanger]

IM IN ! :devil2:

yeah, the thing is, You're our back up plan if we can't find any ladies to get drunk.

It will hurt, and we will all be ashamed the next day, But fuck, when ya gots to party........

[caspernz]

Will there be titties and beer? That's all that reeeaaalllyyy matters...

[caspernz]

yeah, the thing is, You're our back up plan if we can't find any ladies to get drunk.

It will hurt, and we will all be ashamed the next day, But fuck, when ya gots to party........

Oh bugger, do I have to sing "In the Navy" when it's my turn in the barrel as well then?

[Nova.]

.... if you must...
but be warned... http://www.sharenator.com/Anti_Rape_Device/

[MIXONE]

Oh bugger, do I have to sing "In the Navy" when it's my turn in the barrel as well then?

Just bend over and think of England.

[Headbanger]

Oh bugger, do I have to sing "In the Navy" when it's my turn in the barrel as well then?

Mate, Im not sick, I haven't thought about this in detail.

I'm just trying to motivate, Be a key for change, Paint the pig picture.


Put in a general frame work, get the ball rolling, Then play it by ear.

[ducatilover]

I'm in now, that anti-rape device is gonna shred me

[caspernz]

Mate, Im not sick, I haven't thought about this in detail.

I'm just trying to motivate, Be a key for change, Paint the pig picture.


Put in a general frame work, get the ball rolling, Then play it by ear.

Oh I see, you were an officer in the navy then, instead of someone who did ACTUAL work then?

[puddytat]

Current lot (1) aren't really doing it for me.

Thanks

Do it yourself then,.....you know.....:tugger:

[Headbanger]

Wait, drunk white wimmin'?

Thats plan A.

Plan B is some darkies, They come pre-drunk.

Plan C is any hole is a goal.

[cc rider]

Bunch of jelly wrist, man lickers they are!
Mmmm! Man licking :drool:

Dear KB
I'd lick to apply to above position. No previous experience in jelly butt am willing to jump in head first. :blip:
Regards
Me

[Road kill]

I got too old for some reason,an now I don't really care enough to put the effort in.

Smokie's too young an dumb to come up with his own matierial,,,although "that" might give him a hard on until he works out it was done just for him.

What ever happened to the Whinger an the Mormons,,all died in slow painfull car crash ?
It'd be a pity "sort of" they were pretty good on a slow day.

Zed used to be good for a laugh,,but I guess Ebear has taken his place in a detuned sort of fashion.

The whinger/Scumdog show used to be the best in town.

I vote whinger in :first: place,,,I actually wanted to track that cunt down,run him off his scooter an kill him until I found out who an what he really was.

[caspernz]

Mmmm! Man licking :drool:

Dear KB
I'd lick to apply to above position. No previous experience in jelly butt am willing to jump in head first. :blip:
Regards
Me

You'll either need 47 references or submit for a qualification exam set by our esteemed Mr Headbanger...

[Oakie]

I vote whinger in :first: place,,,I actually wanted to track that cunt down,run him off his scooter an kill him until I found out who an what he really was. He really was a troll?

[Headbanger]

Is it just me or does that anti-rape device look like a sadistic sex toy?:mellow:

[Nova.]

Is it just me or does that anti-rape device look like a sadistic sex toy?:mellow:

I don't know?
buy one and try it, let us know how well it works.

[cc rider]

Mah! Over it. Just had hot chips. All done wif da licking thing. :yawn:

[mashman]

.... if you must...
but be warned... http://www.sharenator.com/Anti_Rape_Device/

How the fuck does she fit that in her mouth?

[Headbanger]

How the fuck does she fit that in her mouth?




I think its got something to do with lining the mouth up with the throat.........:shit:

[ducatilover]

Thats plan A.

Plan B is some darkies, They come pre-drunk.

Plan C is any hole is a goal.
I can go with that. Can I start at plan C though, I have no standards.

Mmmm! Man licking :drool:

Dear KB
I'd lick to apply to above position. No previous experience in jelly butt am willing to jump in head first. :blip:
Regards
Me

Can you do the splits?

[Headbanger]

I can go with that. Can I start at plan C though, I have no standards.




In the grand scheme of things it is probally the only option with any chance of success.

[mashman]

I think its got something to do with lining the mouth up with the throat.........:shit:

maybe a sideline for dentists

http://www.oocities.org/xdresser_boy20/spreader.jpg

[ducatilover]

In the grand scheme of things it is probally the only option with any chance of success.
Donkey punch might help plan A

[mashman]

Donkey punch might help plan A

How would punching JohnKey help? Hang on, sorry, as you were.

[mashman]

Maybe you should start MasterTroll... much better than that cookin shite

[cc rider]

You'll either need 47 references or submit for a qualification exam set by our esteemed Mr Headbanger...
:rofl:

I think I met young Banga on a trip over to Paeroa (spelling?) & I'm pretty sure there are laws ;)

So what exactly does a troll do?

[ducatilover]

How would punching JohnKey help? Hang on, sorry, as you were.
How the fuck could it not help? :laugh:

Maybe you should start MasterTroll... much better than that cookin shite
Would be an interesting idea! Like wearing a gas mask to a bar mitzvah?

[mashman]

Would be an interesting idea! Like wearing a gas mask to a bar mitzvah?

Nice... Would wearing a sheet and pointy white hood on a Marae be a bit much?

[schrodingers cat]

I wouldn't be adverse to a bit of trolling but having to wade through the last 3 pages of pure shite takes a stronger man than I.
Must try harder EVERYBODY

[ducatilover]

Nice... Would wearing a sheet and pointy white hood on a Marae be a bit much?
Ooooh I love playing the ghost!

[mashman]

Ooooh I love playing the ghost!

Praps a black sheet and a pointy hat for a visit to Nova Smokies brothers

[caspernz]

I wouldn't be adverse to a bit of trolling but having to wade through the last 3 pages of pure shite takes a stronger man than I.
Must try harder EVERYBODY

It was all for the purposes of baiting a troll...:laugh:

[ducatilover]

Praps a black sheet and a pointy hat for a visit to Nova Smokies brothers
Or something with .50 written on the casings?

[Laava]

I think you are all coming at it from the wrong angle. Trolls must be groomed, they don't just turn up unless they have escaped from another forum.
Right, so shall we nominate some troll prospects?

[Oakie]

I think you are all coming at it from the wrong angle. Trolls must be groomed, they don't just turn up unless they have escaped from another forum.
Right, so shall we nominate some troll prospects?

And so was formed 'The Troll Patrol'.

[Pumba]

Like most of the best things in life, the powers at be effectively destroyed the great Trolls of KB past.

In fact it has now been so long I wonder what a KB troll even looks like.

[ducatilover]

Like most of the best things in life, the powers at be effectively destroyed the great Trolls of KB past.

In fact it has now been so long I wonder what a KB troll even looks like.
They're elusive wee buggers these days!

[Laava]

http://personal.erodov.com/vijayninel/images/Yoda_troll_side.jpg

[Headbanger]

:rofl:

I think I met young Banga on a trip over to Paeroa (spelling?) & I'm pretty sure there are laws ;)

So what exactly does a troll do?

Doubt it was me, The few times I have been in that area I haven't stopped.

What does a troll do?

I believe they make work for the mods mostly.

To be truly effective they need to bring their own style with them, so it cant really be defined.

A lot of people now consider them to be mythical, a half truth buried in the past.

[Berries]

I think you are all coming at it from the wrong angle. Trolls must be groomed,
I think you've got them mixed up with nine year old girls.

[EJK]

:yawn:


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[Maha]

Mmmm! Man licking :drool:

Dear KB
I'd lick to apply to above position. No previous experience in jelly butt am willing to jump in head first. :blip:
Regards
Me

Dear Me
Here at the House of Maha, Jelly is whisked every morning to ensure that it is set to do the job...for which it is requirered.
Strawberry is todays flavour, hope this is to your satisfation...no cream needed.

Regards KB.

[Woodman]

You are all wrong.......if thats okay with you?


Now theres some good trolling:Punk:

[Berries]

Current lot (1) aren't really doing it for me.
You need to take a look in the mirror, you are hardly going to wind someone up posting pictures about your breakfast. Tell us about that Philippino ladyboy bride you brought back from overseas last year. That should get a bite or two.

Or talk cars.

[BoristheBiter]

All trolls are in hiding due to the Norwegians

http://geektyrant.com/storage/post-images-2011/Troll-Hunter-Poster.jpeg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=13033624889 26.

[Headbanger]

You need to take a look in the mirror, you are hardly going to wind someone up posting pictures about your breakfast.


Clearly my attempts at bringing some culture to Kiwibiker with my Green eggs thread was misguided......

[ducatilover]

no cream needed.

Regards KB.
Oh... I'll get me hat 'n' coat then

[The Singing Chef]

ROAR...:confused:

[nodrog]

Can we get a better class of troll?

Why? Whats happened to Crashe and Kittyhawk?

[Nova.]

Not surprising though, you know, with the ministry of education raising the number of troll per class its now quantity over quality.
what do you expect.

[ducatilover]

what do you expect.
Free cunt and whiskey.

[Nova.]

Free cunt and whiskey.

Ahh yes, one of the finer things in life :drool:

[ducatilover]

Ahh yes, one of the finer things in life :drool:
Better than muffins for sure!