Awsum bumper stickers you have seen/have had

[Conquiztador]

Years ago I used to display this one:

"My Harley Davidson, the second best thing a girl can sit on"

And also had this one:

"I rather eat worms than ride a Japanese bike"

[Nova.]

YOU WANT STICKERS? THEY'VE GOT STICKERS > http://www.facebook.com/MTstickers

[Tigadee]

"Born free, Taxed to death"

[cave weta]

Seen on a sexy sales reps car- Im wearing no socks- and matching undies.:woohoo:

[Virago]

Ah, I miss me old Transit Van - with "If it's rockin', don't bother knockin' ".

[mashman]

Jesus Saves but Socrates scores on the rebound

[Berries]

Ford Transit 3.0

[cave weta]

Ford Transit 3.0

Yeah - that reminds me of my Mitsubishi L4400 sport ute that I had years ago. Alloy V8 Leyland P76 motor......

[Tigadee]

I owe, I owe, it's off to work I go...

[Oakie]

Was following one of those wee 'Dingo' vans the other day and thought it would have been funny if it had one of those 'Baby on board' signs in the window.

[haydes55]

You know those family stickers some strange people get? (Have a sticker to represent each family member)

A bit of a prank, :clap:got a sticker to represent a girl and a lot of cat stickers and stickered a mates car :whistle:so she looked like a crazy cat lady :nya::lol:

[Akzle]

as attacherment
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[Usarka]

No Hand Signals, Driver Wanking

I gave it to my brother when he was 17 and it went straight on the back of his bedford van.

[Goblin]

Years ago I used to display this one:

"I rather eat worms than ride a Japanese bike"Someone has "I'd rather have VD on my dick than HD on my tank":bleh:

[nadroj]

"Horn broken - Watch for finger"

[Pussy]

Orgasm Donor

[Pussy]

Making Baby On Board

[blackdog]

I remember seeing a scarfie hiace years ago painted up to look like a McDonalds box. It was called the "daughter pounder".

[Usarka]

I remember seeing a scarfie hiace years ago painted up to look like a McDonalds box. It was called the "daughter pounder".

With cheese?

[MIXONE]

Ex Wife In Boot.

[unstuck]

My other car is a write off.:Punk:

[darkwolf]

I still miss my ex... but my aim's improving...

I love animals... they taste delicious

On a MX5 I saw:
My other car is practical

And on a Porsche GT3 RS I saw:
If I wanted to pick up gold diggers, I'd have more seats!

[Oakie]

With cheese?
No, just 'special sauce'.

[slofox]

How's my Driving?
Call 0800 BITE ME.


Nice Truck - pity about your penis...

[meteor]

Around my number plate...
HELP dad farted and we're trapped

[mashman]

CAUTION LOOK OUT FOR CHILDREN... as if the ice cream van wasn't an indicator of that in itself.

[scumdog]

Someone has "I'd rather have VD on my dick than HD on my tank":bleh:

You have a dick?????:confused:

[fuknK1W1]

I have no problem with god
it's his fan club i can't stand

[EJK]

<img src="http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/MTIwMFgxNjAw/$(KGrHqRHJFIE88e5T(ORBPc(-vJ)!g~~60_35.JPG" />

I actually saw one of this a while ago here in Christchurch.

[Berries]

Stop the Stadium

[DMNTD]

Man made alcohol
God made dope...who do you trust?

[Akzle]

i also have around my plate "lost your cat? - check under my wheels", best 15$ i ever...

and i used to have a heinekin sticker "wish you were beer"

my lion red snapper.. and my COLFO sticker. something clever about voting, rights, and guns that escapes me right now.

[nadroj]

I used to have something similar to this on the back of my car in my yoof.

[Goblin]

You have a dick?????:confused:
Heheh!
He has HD on his tank too!:eek:

[Swoop]

The liver is evil & must be punished!




Also, for those fucking irritating stick-figure family weirdos.
"Nobody gives a shit about your stick figure family!" - This has a masked psycho with a large chainsaw chasing a stick-figure family.

Awesomeness overload!

[Nova.]

http://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.173202312810989.38479.151398471658040&type=1

has new stickers, motorcycle related.

[Buyasta]

Whenever I see those stick figure stickers, it just reminds me of this:

http://www.sheldoncomics.com/store/images/store_big_GLOR.gif

I rather like the icthys I've got on my car:

http://www.briancoad.com/Dictionary/DicPics/darwin%20fish.JPG

Or the Cthulu one I got for my flatmate:

http://www.evolvefish.com/fish/media/E-cthulhunew.gif

[Tigadee]

God saves, Man kills

[Akzle]

http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/demotivational-posters-family-circus.jpg

[HQfiend]

here ya go

[5150]

"Don't laugh, Your daughter could be inside" seen on a shitty old panelvan

"If you value your life as much as I value this bike, DON'T FUCK WITH IT!!!!" seen on a Fat Boy

"This will be the first time I haven't Crashed" on a Fireblade


And my Fave:

"Pillions are politely asked to refrain from screaming" seen on a Hayabusa :devil2:

[5150]

Oh, and one more.

"If you can read this, the bitch fell off" on the back of a T-shirt worn by a Harley rider

[nadroj]

"Pillions are politely asked to refrain from grabbing the joystick" seen on a Hayabusa :devil2:

Fixed it for ya!

[meteor]

Saw one th'other day that had a stick figure wearing a Jason mask and carrying a baseball bat smashing up a whole family of stick figures with the caption "I don't give a shit about your stick figure family"
Now that was funny.