Helping someone come out the closet

[placidfemme]

Well... Seeing as I've been sick the last few days I havn't been drinking my usual 2 V's a day, this morning I was feeling a LOT better (must be all that water I've been drinking), so I decided to walk over the road to the cafe and buy myself a V :)

When I came out the lift in the basement I heard a little "Hello! Help!" :scratch:

So I have a look around... Can't see anyone... so keep walking towards the exit... then again I hear "Hello! Help!". so I stop... look around more... walk over to the staff lunch room... no one around :scratch: Then walk out back past the security desk... and again "Hello! Help!".

By now I'm thinking "Ok this is strange... no sign of the security guard... no-one around and this strange little voice... maybe its in my head" (that would be fun lol)... and again "Hello! Help!"... so I walk towards the car park area... have a look around... nothing :unsure: look inside the ladies toilets... nothing... look inside the mens toilets... nothing :unsure:

Walk back to the security desk... and again "Hello! Help!" But a little louder this time... The only place left that I havn't looked... the cleaners closet... hmmm... ok

So I open the cleaner's closet... and theres our mighty security guard sitting on the floor all red in the face

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: LMAO

He went in there (it's quite a big closet) to get the vacum cleaner for something and the door swung shut behind him and locked him in... turns out he'd been in there for about 30 minutes before I found him...

:rofl: lol classic

Now everytime I see him I say "Oh good to see you've finally come out the closet" haha and he's a big hetro guy lol

And of-course I took the liberty to tell everyone else lol

*hasn't laughed so much in ages*

[Waylander]

Hahaha Reps for that.

[placidfemme]

lol it was so funny... even better now lol that everyone knows about it... it's just one of those things you can't keep to yourself hehe

Terry (the security guard) came up to our department a few minutes ago and everyone was giving him shit about it lol

*big sigh of contentment*

*still all happy inside*

[MSTRS]

Ans here was me all set to lecture on the evils of that lifestyle, and how they shouldn't be encouraged etc. Harumph.
PT

[placidfemme]

lol

*is the gay/les recruitment officer for the auckland region*

lol not really :)

[feistyredhead]

Dang would of been funny ahould of had a camera..then give him wally of the week award. :clap:

[placidfemme]

lol yeah, by the time I found him he looked like he was about to cry (but I didn't tell any at work that)... He's a testy kinda guy... either very happy or very don't talk to me moody kinda guy...

[John]

Brain Tamaki approves this thread!
Nice loved it more than a naked ride.

[MSTRS]

lol yeah, by the time I found him he looked like he was about to cry (but I didn't tell any at work that)... He's a testy kinda guy... either very happy or very don't talk to me moody kinda guy...
Teste? Probly MENopausal

[placidfemme]

lol yeah... :) Still a classic thing to do... Has kept me happy all day hehe

*is so nasty sometimes lol*

[Warr]

:clap: for placidfemme
Sounds like a good reason to carry u'r cell phone on your person

[placidfemme]

lol yeah I always carry my phone on me...

He was actually very lucky... that happened this morning at about 8.15am and I'm here from 7am onwards... and usually it's just me and the security guy (we have 5 guards who rotate shifts) in the building up until 9am, then the rest of the staff start arriving... If I had brought a V on my way to work he would have been in there for over an hour before someone found him...

Just as well I didn't buy one lol