ACC

[Brian d marge]

I was just browsing the net and was reading ,,,the ACC homepage (http://www.acc.co.nz/wcm001/idcplg?IdcService=SS_GET_PAGE&ssDocName=SS_WCM_048400&ssSourceNodeId=3938),,,trying to figue a way to avoid the rego or petrol tax ..it seem alternative fuels pay MORE ...
Anyway I was looking at the breakdown of the injuries ,,,facinating

Did you know that 1209 corporate managers filed for acc costing the tax payer 6 295 000 dollar .. tish tish

But wait theres them rotten skuzzy MATHS teachers ,,,, they claimed , all 609 of them .. a whopping 2 989 000.. ( fell asleep and hit head on table ?? How do you injure yourself as a Teacher ??? )

And then theres the sneaky low down rotten Super models ,,,,792 of them ..claming a huge 2 345 000 I I mean what did they do ..fall off the cat walk after a lunch time G and T...

And my plans for alternative fuel for me Enfield have gone out the window as me regos more ..cause I dont use petrol....

Right ..ACC I am Walking ...thats right Walking ... See if you can get me now you rotters!!!!:motu:

and as for you office clerks ...all 1200 of you ...HOW did YOU MANAGE to Even convince the ACC you were hurt at work!!let alone get $ 3 5 20 000 from the coffers ...

Stephen

( wonder if a sore finger from typing crap ,,,can get me on this ACC lark!!)

[Gremlin]

Right ..ACC I am Walking ...thats right Walking ... See if you can get me now you rotters!!!!:motu:
Thats probably what they sorta want. They might get a certain amount of funding bonus or something from some traffic ministry if they can reduce congestion on the roads :oi-grr:

[Brian d marge]

Thats probably what they sorta want. They might get a certain amount of funding bonus or something from some traffic ministry if they can reduce congestion on the roads :oi-grr:

Ha I will walk on the road ... they will find a way,,,,, ( in actual fact I have been looking at Ethanol E 85 ( 84 cos I drunk a bit ) ...any how ACC are going to charge me about 66 dollars If I use my Vintage Enfield on alt fuel,,but then I also wont be buying any gasoline AND ethanol ,,has a higher octane ..so allows me to use the super high comp piston I have in the shed ,,,

I have the plans (http://running_on_alcohol.tripod.com/id29.html) for a still that will produce 10 gallons of 190 proof alcohol ,,,, thats 70 000 gallons a year

Might take a bit of explaining to the neighbours ( especially here in Tokyo ...) but I am sure they will see the light ,,or stars.....or pink elephants when I leak a bit of product into the water supply !!!

I would hate to think if I was ever pulled for a drink drive check ...what with 60 litres of 190 proof in the tank ...the poor meter would have a coronary !

Syphoning the ole mans gas tank would take on a whole new meaning .....

Oh happy days ,,,

Must stop drinking this stuff ,,,before I have any more bright ideas!!:drinkup::rofl:

Stephen