ACC

[Brian d marge]

I was just browsing the net and was reading ,,,the ACC homepage ,,,trying to figue a way to avoid the rego or petrol tax ..it seem alternative fuels pay MORE ...
Anyway I was looking at the breakdown of the injuries ,,,facinating

Did you know that 1209 corporate managers filed for acc costing the tax payer 6 295 000 dollar .. tish tish

But wait theres them rotten skuzzy MATHS teachers ,,,, they claimed , all 609 of them .. a whopping 2 989 000.. ( fell asleep and hit head on table ?? How do you injure yourself as a Teacher ??? )

And then theres the sneaky low down rotten Super models ,,,,792 of them ..claming a huge 2 345 000 I I mean what did they do ..fall off the cat walk after a lunch time G and T...

And my plans for alternative fuel for me Enfield have gone out the window as me regos more ..cause I dont use petrol....

Right ..ACC I am Walking ...thats right Walking ... See if you can get me now you rotters!!!!

and as for you office clerks ...all 1200 of you ...HOW did YOU MANAGE to Even convince the ACC you were hurt at work!!let alone get $ 3 5 20 000 from the coffers ...

Stephen

( wonder if a sore finger from typing crap ,,,can get me on this ACC lark!!)

[Gremlin]

Right ..ACC I am Walking ...thats right Walking ... See if you can get me now you rotters!!!!

Thats probably what they sorta want. They might get a certain amount of funding bonus or something from some traffic ministry if they can reduce congestion on the roads

[Brian d marge]

Thats probably what they sorta want. They might get a certain amount of funding bonus or something from some traffic ministry if they can reduce congestion on the roads

Ha I will walk on the road ... they will find a way,,,,, ( in actual fact I have been looking at Ethanol E 85 ( 84 cos I drunk a bit ) ...any how ACC are going to charge me about 66 dollars If I use my Vintage Enfield on alt fuel,,but then I also wont be buying any gasoline AND ethanol ,,has a higher octane ..so allows me to use the super high comp piston I have in the shed ,,,

I have the plans for a still that will produce 10 gallons of 190 proof alcohol ,,,, thats 70 000 gallons a year

Might take a bit of explaining to the neighbours ( especially here in Tokyo ...) but I am sure they will see the light ,,or stars.....or pink elephants when I leak a bit of product into the water supply !!!

I would hate to think if I was ever pulled for a drink drive check ...what with 60 litres of 190 proof in the tank ...the poor meter would have a coronary !

Syphoning the ole mans gas tank would take on a whole new meaning .....

Oh happy days ,,,

Must stop drinking this stuff ,,,before I have any more bright ideas!!

Stephen