The best feeling in the world...

[ManDownUnder]

These are all from personal observation, prompted by a discussion I had with a friend a couple of nights ago... what really ARE the great pleasures in life

Pondering things (as one does form time to time...) I came up with a short list of experiences in life that beat all the others... in no particular order...

* That just pre orgasm tingling when you feel the train coming from about 10 seconds away... and you know it AIN'T going to stop, and this one is going to hit HARD
* Orgasm itself.
* "Getting" a zit - when the little bastard leaps out (sometimes with that satisfying 'dip' noise. Espcially good if it's been eluding you
* The relief of having a pee when you're ab-so-lute-ly BURSTING
* A good stinky fart (why don't I mind mine... but anyone else's STINK?!?)
* The first 30 mins of a good beer buzz. You're over the limt, you know it, and you are just SO FUNNY (wel you hope you are). The room swims - just enough to make it fun, conversation is harder to follow and if you're in a loud pub you're buggered...
* Stepping out off a cliff with a paragliding canopy over you and feeling that lift kick in
* Setting off a BIG explosion
* That adrenaline shot just after a near death experience (just missing an accident or similar)

That's the list off hand for me... what do you guys/gals reckon?
Thoughts?
Additions?
MDU

[MSTRS]

... what do you guys/gals reckon?
Thoughts?
Additions?
MDU
'Meeting' a cop as you come round a corner at 180k and he doesn't have time to 'lockon'

[TonyB]

Amazing that so many of yours are related to bodily fluids, MDU :scratch: :bleh:

[ManDownUnder]

Amazing that so many of yours are related to bodily fluids, MDU :scratch: :bleh:

Yeah - adrenaline in particular (the rest of them are pretty much an excuse or mechanism to release it!).

unless you're referring to that one time I tried to fart so hard actually.. fluid... let's stop there shall we?

[MSTRS]

Yeah - adrenaline in particular (the rest of them are pretty much an excuse or mechanism to release it!).

unless you're referring to that one time I tried to fart so hard actually.. fluid... let's stop there shall we?
'You must spread some....'yadayada.....I wanted to but :puke:

[placidfemme]

My little great pleasure... having my first smoke of the day after I've arrived at work and getting a head rush... take a deep breathe in and close your eyes as you let it out and it feels like your surfing the perfect wave except a lot smoother...

*likes that feeling a lot... I look forward to it every morning*

[Sniper]

Winning an argument with a women

[Hitcher]

Waking up in the morning and seeing the Love of your Life lying there next to you.

[ManDownUnder]

Winning an argument with a women

Let's keep this within the realms of the possible shall we??? (bloody dreamer) :rofl:

[rc_36_rider]

i rekin out running one highway patroll then 20 mins later comin across another just 10 mins from home and then out running that fucker as well getting home and thinking fuck u mr plod u cant do that passing manuver in ya gay cage

[rc_36_rider]

in saying that i got a $800 fine on the way to work for speeding didn;t see him till he was right on my tail fucken suzi mirrors

[ManDownUnder]

One more just came to mind... knowing that "he/she" wants you. (delete which ever doesn't apply/appeal).

[rc_36_rider]

the other would have to be the feeling you get just after cranking around a hard bend faster then you have ever before but these just fit into adrenlin

[ManDownUnder]

the other would have to be the feeling you get just after cranking around a hard bend faster then you have ever before but these just fit into adrenlin

I think they mostly all fit into the adrenalin mould... but I'm interested in what kicks off that adrenaline... and as you say - that wicked "nailed it" feeling...

Yeah that's up there!:Punk:

[Eurygnomes]

Okay...what about the peaceful serenity that comes AFTER something - albeit orgasm, nailing a corner perfectly, riding a wave better than you ever have before, gliding and feeling the wind more accurately, etc. That's pretty cool - not the adrenalin rush, but the endorphins - they linger longer!!!

[ManDownUnder]

Okay...what about the peaceful serenity that comes AFTER something - albeit orgasm, nailing a corner perfectly, riding a wave better than you ever have before, gliding and feeling the wind more accurately, etc. That's pretty cool - not the adrenalin rush, but the endorphins - they linger longer!!!

ah yes - the dolphins! AGREED!

[Motoracer]

I agree with most of the sujestions above so I am not going to repeat any of them. Given below are my personal thoughts:

- Getting a stunt done just right infront of hot chix and they get majorly excited and impressed!

- When you exit a corner and a major high side proceeds to take place, your butt gets cattapolted up in the air, your legs dangle from side to side at about 140-160 km/h... Then just as you see certain painfull disaster unfolding right infront of your eyes, everything comes just right and you carry on with the biggest relife.

- When you come back from a race meet or a fast blast and though you had a few scares, there were no crashes and you spend that evening with your close mates talking shit or with your woman and chill out over a few beers or at the hot pools or something like that.

- When you nail it over a crest and your gutts get pushed down as you gain altittued at a rapid rate, then when you climax at the highest point, you are literally flying for just that moment of time... before you plumet back down and your gutts get pushed up again. (this I reckon gives me the biggest buzz of all time as far as bikes go!)

[Keystone19]

Standing at the top of a steep chute on skis knowing that there is no other way down, skiing it to perfection, stopping at the bottom and going, yeah, I did that... :yes:

[WRT]

Waking up in the morning and seeing the Love of your Life lying there next to you.

Unfortunately, the one time i tried this, she left the biggest wet spot you have ever seen. So now I just leave her on her sidestand in the garage . . .

[bugjuice]

most of the above, plus;

doin a big wheelie, but just into it, realise that it's a fukin decent one and seeing which gives in first - nerves or gravity

that first kiss of the hot chick you've been chasing for a while

doing 280kph knowing things could really get wrong, really quickly

flying planes & stunt planes

jumping out of a plane

that story I told you MDU at the pub, with me an swannie flying past the cop

that feeling of drifting off to sleep, knowing you're going into your own world..

and orgasms (can never have too many of those!)

[ManDownUnder]

...and orgasms (can never have too many of those!)

just keep your hands where I can see 'em and no one needs to get hurt :rofl:

edit - don't you wish you could have multiples though - wouldn't that be just THE GREATEST???

I'd never get to work...

[Eurygnomes]

ooh...I've another one. *thinks self is not adrenalin-junky enough for site*

What about that feeling, when you're half awake, half asleep, and know that you don't have to get up for a while (raise your hands you childless ones...) and being aware of the warm cocoon of duvet/covers around your body - like all of a sudden 'feeling' the layer of air, and at the same time having leaden body. (hard to 'splain)

Or that feeling when you see "the one you want"'s name in your Inbox.

I felt great once, when driving my car on a hot summers day, with the windows all down (old skyline) along Aotea Quay with my best friend in the back, boyfriend in the passenger seat, and we were all singing at the top of our lungs. THAT is coolness encapsulated.

*thinks self is 'emotional'*

(oh - and yes - that'll be the boyfriend I split up with a few weeks after that! :) Alls well that ends well!)

[Wolf]

Winning an argument with a women
Oh come on, how often does that happen?

[mstriumph]

now THAT's a biggie ......
One more just came to mind... knowing that "he/she" wants you. (delete which ever doesn't apply/appeal).

[mstriumph]

........ but doesn't EVERYONE............??? :confused:

..........:rofl:

edit - don't you wish you could have multiples though - wouldn't that be just THE GREATEST???

I'd never get to work...

[dveus]

What about that feeling, when you're half awake, half asleep, and know that you don't have to get up for a while (raise your hands you childless ones...) and being aware of the warm cocoon of duvet/covers around your body - like all of a sudden 'feeling' the layer of air, and at the same time having leaden body. (hard to 'splain)



That feeling gets ruined everytime I think about just how cold its going to be when I do have to get up.

[justsomeguy]

Getting into the zone when you're on the bike.

[mstriumph]

Absolutely!
*thinks wish i could think of something original here but the buggers have already nailed all the obvious ones .......*
...........
Or that feeling when you see "the one you want"'s name in your Inbox.

[Motu]

Unzipping a peapod fresh from your own garden with a thumbnail,shelling them into your palm and eating them...then going over to see how the tomatoes are coming along.I'm looking forward to having a vege garden again this year....

Full lock 3rd gear slide,feet on the pegs - to stay there forever would be my version of heaven.

[mstriumph]

... or, at least, all the ones that are fit to print ..................

[TonyB]

Has already been mentioned; when you are in a situation where you are sure you're going to die- that instant when you realise you are going to be fine.

Handing in your resignation :devil2:

Seeing your kid being born, and that moment when you first look into their eyes- especially noticeable when my first was born as it was a bad labour and there was a good chance it could all go wrong. The release from the stress and fear was incredible.

[Omega1]

Well Lets see,

How about, when you open your garage for the first time on a weekend and catch a glimpse of the outline of your bike sitting there....waiting..

or

Having been a away from home for a long time,returning and taking your bike for its first run,praying the battery isnt dead and then hearing it thunder into life as you press the button.

Oh yeah!

[SixPackBack]

ORGASMYEAH BABY :yes:

[Sniper]

ORGASMYEAH BABY :yes:

Well all men can do that

[yungatart]

The first time you achieve something that you've stuggled with for yonks.
A pee that you have waited to take for sooooooo long
Snuggled up in bed with your loved one listening to the rain on the roof
Having fun with your kids/grandkids
Waking up when you've done sleeping- as opposed to the bloody alarm clock

[TonyB]

Well all men can do that
Well it's really satisfying when you have to work so hard for it. Ages of foreplay followed by hours of pumping and grinding and sweating...and just when you think it's about to happen it goes away and you have to keep going, listening to your partner scream and moan as she climaxes again and again and again, while all the time you wish you could have just one. That's all you want, JUST ONE! And then finally it happens, a shattering explosion of pleasure! Waves of adrenaline and endorphines flood your body as every muscle in your body tenses and aches in pleasure.
Despite the enormous effort involved, it was SOOOoooo good, you want to carry on and have another- but she's tired. So you lay down next to her, and cuddle up- and enjoy the sound of her breathing while she sleeps.






After a while you head off into the kitchen and grab a Tui from the fridge

[ManDownUnder]

... or, at least, all the ones that are fit to print ..................

OK - now you've got my attention... PM me... (I can't think of anything I wouldn't print though LOL)

[ManDownUnder]

ORGASMYEAH BABY :yes:

:rofl: - for some reason I read that in my head with an Austin Powers voice... (no - really I did :rofl: )

[Riff Raff]

edit - don't you wish you could have multiples though - wouldn't that be just THE GREATEST???
And this is why it is so good to be a woman!!! Mmmmmmm

[NC]

I thought it would be the feeling you get when your first kiss from that special person you have a crush on.. :love:

[ManDownUnder]

And this is why it is so good to be a woman!!! Mmmmmmm


bucky litch

[sels1]

bucky litch

Dont sweat it MDU, they have to have multiples to catch up all the times they dont have any..... :whistle:

[ManDownUnder]

I thought it would be the feeling you get when your first kiss from that special person you have a crush on.. :love:

YES YES YES.. that first kiss - I remember it well... ! It were... shit... 20 years ago now... and I can still relive it any time I want HA HA!

[duckman]

You've been working hard **insert manual labour task here** all day...
No chance to stop for a rest, the sweat pouring from your body that aches from continued use....
You go to the fridge (you know where this is going boys) ... reach in a grab the item you need soooo bad ... it's cold a full ... your finger slides across the top and finds the sweet spot... you tug back on the tab and hear that sweet sweet song ....TsssssssT you close your eyes and throw your head back as you hand follows with the kind of co-ordination normally reserved for olympic grade synchronised swimming ... and as your lips touch the cold lip, your mind races with expectation .. and then .... OMFG BEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRR!!!!! Attacks every sense, chilling your throat and quenching that thirst within.

:drinkup: :drinkup: :drinkup:

[Flyingpony]

Doing something for the first time yourself and having it execute perfectly.
i.e. bleeding brakes.

[NC]

YES YES YES.. that first kiss - I remember it well... ! It were... shit... 20 years ago now... and I can still relive it any time I want HA HA!
I love that feeling, I still get it now when I kiss him :love: :o

[idb]

Putting all the valve shims, rockers, covers & gaskets back together on the Ducati and not finding any bits left over.

[Virago]

A sleeping baby in your arms.........

[idb]

Well it's really satisfying when you have to work so hard for it. Ages of foreplay followed by hours of pumping and grinding and sweating...and just when you think it's about to happen it goes away and you have to keep going, listening to your partner scream and moan as she climaxes again and again and again, while all the time you wish you could have just one. That's all you want, JUST ONE! And then finally it happens, a shattering explosion of pleasure! Waves of adrenaline and endorphines flood your body as every muscle in your body tenses and aches in pleasure.
Despite the enormous effort involved, it was SOOOoooo good, you want to carry on and have another- but she's tired. So you lay down next to her, and cuddle up- and enjoy the sound of her breathing while she sleeps.






After a while you head off into the kitchen and grab a Tui from the fridge

Foreplay?
That's not a real word is it, you just made that up.

[Virago]

Foreplay?
That's not a real word is it, you just made that up.
Foreplay = four hours of begging......

[justsomeguy]

Foreplay = four hours of begging......

Rep given:yes:

[Big Dave]

Waking up in the morning and seeing the Love of your Life lying there next to you.

I park the T'bird in the shed?!??!?

[Al]

Oh yeah, sex and orgasms... sort of everyday and readily available (still fantastic feeling).
Jumping (being pushed) out of a military aeroplane over the African bush, fully kitted with all your combat gear and rifle....... executing a perfect (read: no broken bones) landing is a thrill I sometimes still dream about! :Punk:
Going trough months of hell to achieve the rank of Lieutenant, also a GOOD feeling.... Rambling on a bit now, I'll stop :weird:

Al

[Hitcher]

I park the T'bird in the shed?!??!?
I haven't got a shed...

[erik]

Driving the car home from uni, listening to the radio or a tape and being in the right mood and the right song comes on...

I've sold the car though since I got a bike. Haven't tried listening to music on the bike yet. Not sure if I should.

[Sutage]

definately music+buds neil young or bob dylan, press play light it breath and man your in 'the zone'
also definately riding my bike to work thats the only way i can get up is to say man if i get up i can ride to work
or say like when a song is playing in ur head, i like that
gotta be the right song tho

[SPman]

A sleeping baby in your arms.........

A sleeping babe in your arms........

[SPman]

I haven't got a shed...
I used to dream of 'avin a shed !

[mstriumph]

..............................erm :o
OK - now you've got my attention... PM me... (I can't think of anything I wouldn't print though LOL)

[Wolf]

Foreplay = four hours of begging......
An elbow in the ribs and "You awake?" usually suffices... :devil2:

[Virago]

Hey, my day is complete......

My daughter just sat on my knee, gave me a big hug, and told me she loves me. It don't get much better than that. :love:

[TonyB]

Foreplay?
That's not a real word is it, you just made that up.

Foreplay = four hours of begging......
:rofl: I was beginning to think no one had read it.

[SixPackBack]

i give in when begging starts yup

[pyrocam]

An elbow in the ribs and "You awake?" usually suffices... :devil2:
awesome.
lolerific

[SPORK]

Playing along to a hardout metal song on guitar, and right when it gets up to a tricky part you get all nervous...

But then somehow you pull it off and you just feel like the absolute man, and everyone is all OMGWTFBBQ THAT WAS AMAZAING!!one.

2) Waking up and knowing that you can stay there for another few hours :love:

[Wolf]

Lot of really cool ones mentioned, some of the ones I've experienced have been: adrenal rushes - mostly motorcycle induced; being sure I'm going to die then surviving; guiding my newborn child out into the world and being the first to hold him; my kids spontaneously saying "I love you"; having my kids come running to greet and hug me when I get home after a shitty day at work; finding myself "in the zone" on a windy strip of road at night, totally at one with the bike; sitting by a campfire half way up a bush-clad mountain in solitude on a starry night having a quiet cigarette and a coffee that tastes of Manuka smoke, listening to the Moreporks.

Compared to those, even the most satisfying orgasms pale to insignificance...

[Mooch]

In no real order

Waking up on a Sunday morning to find the weathers good :ride:
The buzzing feeling you get after a really good ride. :devil2:
Having a laugh with friends. :grouphug:
Wedding day.
Sharing Paris with the wife.
Argentine Tango Dancing with the Wife. :love:
That feeling you get when you wake , thinking you need to get up for work , and realise it's Saturday !.

[v.ros`]

lol @ some of those perfect feelings..

agree with most :

Mine would be - when you just get warmed up on the trademill and now are lying to push some insane metal (well for your weight category;) ) and then you hear 50 cent / tupac / The Game: music on.. damn i love that feeling. It just feels you can chuck on extra pounds on and go nuts

another great feeling is realising that you almost would have been dead but you are not - this can get even better if you did something really good to avoid a collision :Punk:

ohh and ofcourse...smokin some boy racers a$$ . muhahahahaha

[Wolf]

ohh and ofcourse...smokin some boy racers a$$ . muhahahahaha
Do you roll it or put it in a pipe?

[750Y]

Seeing a classic wave suck up in front of You, paddling into it, taking off and looking down the line at a long feathering wall. That's the surfing equivalent of coming round a corner on a bike & seeing a massive high speed sweeper up ahead... just that anticipation of knowing things are looking good and You are about to give it all You got.
driving up the mountain after a good dumping of snow on a freezing cold morning with clear blue skies.
seeing your kid standing up in front of the whole school with a massive smile on their face receiving an acheivement award.
Seeing the look on someone's face when you've done something amazing for them.
Arriving at the airport & seeing Your partner and/or family waiting after a time away & knowing that there's somewhere in this world where You truly belong.
meeting up with good friends You haven't seen for ages.

[Virago]

............That feeling you get when you wake , thinking you need to get up for work , and realise it's Saturday !.
Ah yes - that's a major one!

[Wolf]

Driving/riding South on SH1, hitting the Kapiti Coast, smelling that salt air and knowing that you've arrived "home".

[Eurygnomes]

OOoh ooh ooh! Yes, I love centennial highway - right by the sea. I know that people die on that there road, but it's a great stretch (in my opinion). I'm a sea-spirit anyway...and it's the first time you see it on the drive down, but you also know that you're 'almost in Wellington'. Have come to realise that the decapitating median wire fence isn't so good for mbikers though...

[Wolf]

OOoh ooh ooh! Yes, I love centennial highway - right by the sea. I know that people die on that there road, but it's a great stretch (in my opinion). I'm a sea-spirit anyway...and it's the first time you see it on the drive down, but you also know that you're 'almost in Wellington'. Have come to realise that the decapitating median wire fence isn't so good for mbikers though...
I get to experience it in a couple of weeks' time - fair amount of anticipation, I must say.

No Paraparaumu ahau. Ko Wikitoria tooku maunga. Ko Poneke tooku Marae.

I'm heading "home" for a little under a week - hopefully enough to "recharge".

[Lou Girardin]

Driving/riding South on SH1, hitting the Kapiti Coast, smelling that salt air and knowing that you've arrived "home".

Yeah, it still feels like 'coming home' even after 40 years away.

[Hitcher]

No Paraparaumu ahau. Ko Wikitoria tooku maunga. Ko Poneke tooku Marae.
Mai ano ra i pirangi ai ahau ki te eke motopaika.

[SPman]

OK - whose checking mr H's grammar and spelling in te Reo? . . . :whistle:

[Hitcher]

OK - whose checking mr H's grammar and spelling in te Reo?
I neglected to include a few macrons. Forgive me.

[vifferman]

I neglected to include a few macrons. Forgive me.
That's alright.
I have a feeling that Maori didn't have macrons...

Or macaroons, come to that.

[ManDownUnder]

That's alright.
I have a feeling that Maori didn't have macrons...

Or macaroons, come to that.

But do they dance the macarena?

[vifferman]

But do they dance the macarena?
Nobody dances the macarena.

And nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.

[ManDownUnder]

Handing in your resignation :devil2:

Yeah - wrapped around a rock... at about 80 kph...

[Hitcher]

Nobody dances the macarena.

And nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.
(The door flies open and Cardinal Ximinez of Spain (Palin) enters, flanked by two junior cardinals. Cardinal Biggles (Jones) has goggles pushed over his forehead. Cardinal Fang (Gilliam) is just Cardinal Fang)

Ximinez:
NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition!
Our chief weapon is surprise... surprise and fear... fear and surprise...
Our two weapons are fear and surprise... and ruthless efficiency...
Our three weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...
and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope....
Our four... no...
Amongst our weapons... Amongst our weaponry...
are such elements as fear, surprise...
I'll come in again.

(Exit and exeunt)

[SixPackBack]

Recovering the sight picture after recoil an seeing a fine red mist hanging in the air. :yes:

Nothing like a good ol' 'p' hunt eh Jackrat.......hope you got a few, couple of years the gubermunt will pay us handsomely for a 'p' pelt

[inlinefour]

working with a bunch of grumpy shelias in a small drug room and letting one rip just before leaving. Esp when its quiet and they don't know who let rip :devil2: