Darwins law

[Lozza2442]

I know I'm only new, but one thing that really pisses me off is stupid scooter riders. :mad:

Had an encounter with one this morning on my way to work this morning, was a bit eager off the bat and moved forward before the light changed and rear ended my rear tyre.

I turn around to look at him (aka stab him) and what do I see, but a guy in an open face helmet that has obviously been dropped, a T shirt, gym shorts and jandels. No gloves at all.
Between his feet he had a GIANT gym bag. Much wider than the scooter. So he had no where to put his feet on the scooter. I didn't get to see what he was doing with his feet but I can only imagine he was just dragging them along, jandels and all.

I hope darwins law catches up to him (not ACTUALLY but ya know.). It's people like him that make car drivers think that we're all like that.

/Rant. :angry2:

Can we please introduce a stupidity tax? It's people like him that make the motorbike acc levies so high, because they fall off and fuck their whole body up.

[5150]

Just face it, you were bit too slow off the line and he caught you napping. :lol:

[Gremlin]

Just face it, you were bit too slow off the line and he cought you napping. :lol:
Caught... sheesh. :spanking:

It's Auckland, you're either slow off the line or dead when a red light runner takes you out...

[Lozza2442]

Just face it, you were bit too slow off the line and he cought you napping. :lol:

Hahaha nah, was defo still very red.

I have been known to be slow off the line though from stalling. A lot haha :laugh::laugh:

[GrayWolf]

I know I'm only new, but one thing that really pisses me off is stupid scooter riders. :mad:

Had an encounter with one this morning on my way to work this morning, was a bit eager off the bat and moved forward before the light changed and rear ended my rear tyre.

I turn around to look at him (aka stab him) and what do I see, but a guy in an open face helmet that has obviously been dropped, a T shirt, gym shorts and jandels. No gloves at all.
Between his feet he had a GIANT gym bag. Much wider than the scooter. So he had no where to put his feet on the scooter. I didn't get to see what he was doing with his feet but I can only imagine he was just dragging them along, jandels and all.

I hope darwins law catches up to him (not ACTUALLY but ya know.). It's people like him that make car drivers think that we're all like that.

/Rant. :angry2:

Can we please introduce a stupidity tax? It's people like him that make the motorbike acc levies so high, because they fall off and fuck their whole body up.

Tomorrow when it's raining, he'll be the one behind you in a Hoody, baseball cap (turned to the side) sitting in his dented, worn out (oil burning) Sooooobaaaarooooo

Ya just KNOW it !!

[rastuscat]

Caught... sheesh. :spanking:

It's Auckland, you're either slow off the line or dead when a red light runner takes you out...

Funny story.

Dont know what it looks like now, but where Upper Queen Street meets K Rd, it used to be a simple crossroads, traffic light controlled. We'd sit on out R80RT-Ps (rocketships......NOT) on the Southwest kerb, waiting for someone coming up from Newton to crash the red light heading toward the city. Wew had to sit there to be able to see the lights they were seeing.

If anyone did, we then had to nail the lights and siren, and get across the intersection before east - west traffic started to flow. Bloody exciting, that little exercise. Taught you hpow to react quickly to light changes though.

Anticipating the lights is bloody dangerous though, given the way so many people crash the late ambers or early reds. 24 years later, it's still a favourite offence for me.

[5150]

If anyone did, we then had to nail the lights and siren, and get across the intersection before east - west traffic started to flow. though.



R80 was able to do that? :gob:

[Lozza2442]

Funny story.

Dont know what it looks like now, but where Upper Queen Street meets K Rd, it used to be a simple crossroads, traffic light controlled. We'd sit on out R80RT-Ps (rocketships......NOT) on the Southwest kerb, waiting for someone coming up from Newton to crash the red light heading toward the city. Wew had to sit there to be able to see the lights they were seeing.

If anyone did, we then had to nail the lights and siren, and get across the intersection before east - west traffic started to flow. Bloody exciting, that little exercise. Taught you hpow to react quickly to light changes though.

Anticipating the lights is bloody dangerous though, given the way so many people crash the late ambers or early reds. 24 years later, it's still a favourite offence for me.

Mad respect. Punishing retards since WAAAY back. Safer communities together.

http://www.gpforums.co.nz/attachment.php?s=&postid=6541063

[SILVER SUZI]

NATURAL SELECTION at work. He'll be removed from the gene pool before he has a chance to reproduce.:weird:

[avgas]

Can we please introduce a stupidity tax? It's people like him that make the motorbike acc levies so high, because they fall off and fuck their whole body up.
Said the girl who forgot to pick up her FREE gloves.
Hows that nail polish?

[Lozza2442]

Said the girl who forgot to pick up her FREE gloves.
Hows that nail polish?

I didn't forget, I just couldn't make it by your deadline so figured you'd already shipped them off to the mission.

Nail polish is too much effort for me. How's yours?

[GrayWolf]

Funny story.

Dont know what it looks like now, but where Upper Queen Street meets K Rd, it used to be a simple crossroads, traffic light controlled. We'd sit on out R80RT-Ps (rocketships......NOT) on the Southwest kerb, waiting for someone coming up from Newton to crash the red light heading toward the city. Wew had to sit there to be able to see the lights they were seeing.

If anyone did, we then had to nail the lights and siren, and get across the intersection before east - west traffic started to flow. Bloody exciting, that little exercise. Taught you hpow to react quickly to light changes though.

Anticipating the lights is bloody dangerous though, given the way so many people crash the late ambers or early reds. 24 years later, it's still a favourite offence for me.

Yes we can understand how dangerous 'accelerating' across the lights was/is for you Rastus

http://s19.postimage.org/rm88jutjn/Police_Bike_450x491.jpg

[george formby]

Do I detect a hint of pride stemming from your efforts to be a "good" motorbicyclist, Lozza?

Splendid.

[Lozza2442]

Do I detect a hint of pride stemming from your efforts to be a "good" motorbicyclist, Lozza?

Splendid.

Can't tell if sarcasm.

I am proud about the fact that I know it would be stoopid to ride with no gear as apparently this isn't common sense -_-
And I am trying... But my clutch hates me/I'm failing at hill starts atm. haha

[george formby]

Can't tell if sarcasm.

I am proud about the fact that I know it would be stoopid to ride with no gear as apparently this isn't common sense -_-
And I am trying... But my clutch hates me/I'm failing at hill starts atm. haha

Not using the sarcasm font, can't find a sincere font. Muppet spotting is a vital skill!


Keep practising, hills are only in the mind. My G/F had the same problem until she stopped thinking about the clutch & stalling, lifted her head, got a feel for the back brake & looked where she was going. Same with pulling away while your turning, when you look where your going it just happens.

[Ragingrob]

Do you tell cyclists to go and put on a full leather suit and full face helmet? Seeing as they go just as fast as a scooter... :wait:

[GrayWolf]

Do you tell cyclists to go and put on a full leather suit and full face helmet? Seeing as they go just as fast as a scooter... :wait:

First things first, lets get the bastards rego'ed........... BTW I wear my silly hat whenever I'm on my 'cycle.:tugger:

[rastuscat]

R80 was able to do that? :gob:

With a right wrist full of encouragement.......

[Lozza2442]

Do you tell cyclists to go and put on a full leather suit and full face helmet? Seeing as they go just as fast as a scooter... :wait:

Didn't you know? Lycra head to toe is TOTALLY as good as leather for protection

[Lozza2442]

With a right wrist full of encouragement.......

Sounds like my bike

[oneofsix]

Cyclist live in a charmed world where it is always the other persons fault so they don't have to protect themselves. No slowing at pinch points, checking the way is clear at blind corners or obeying red lights, none of that silly stuff for cyclists.

[5150]

Didn't you know? Lycra head to toe is TOTALLY as good as leather for protection

Yup, aha..... ;)

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-flrDnE-Q7Yw/ThxWhoez6CI/AAAAAAAAA3A/xKlHgi-uV3w/s1600/barbed+wire+crash.jpg

[Lozza2442]

Yup, aha..... ;)

The part that scares me the most is that tan line!

[Maha]

Yup, aha..... ;)



I would like to see him explain that to his boyfriend.

[oneofsix]

The part that scares me the most is that tan line!

The alternative to tan lines

https://encrypted-tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQMDj5AiRbULmLLWRj4DtIDKvcFsvGrh h998nbMA3za5x4K6L14

[5150]

The alternative to tan lines



You sick fuck :crazy:

[oneofsix]

You sick fuck :crazy:

That's why my bike has 650ccs and I wear ATGATT

[Drew]

Not using the sarcasm font, can't find a sincere font. Muppet spotting is a vital skill!


Keep practising, hills are only in the mind. My G/F had the same problem until she stopped thinking about the clutch & stalling, lifted her head, got a feel for the back brake & looked where she was going. Same with pulling away while your turning, when you look where your going it just happens.

I'm having a good week at the moment, so I'll try to fuck some more people off.

I'd rather share the road with the scooter rider who doesn't mind losing skin, than people who don't have the BASIC control of their fuckin bike, and still can't hill start or take off round a corner.

Who is the greatest risk to the rest of the public, I ask you all?

Jesus poker star Christ, bitches be trippin!

[Lozza2442]

I'm having a good week at the moment, so I'll try to fuck some more people off.

I'd rather share the road with the scooter rider who doesn't mind losing skin, than people who don't have the BASIC control of their fuckin bike, and still can't hill start or take off round a corner.

Who is the greatest risk to the rest of the public, I ask you all?

Jesus poker star Christ, bitches be trippin!

Never said that I couldn't take off round a corner for starters, and the hill that I stalled on was a very steep hill. In the rain I might add.
You'd rather share the road with a scooter rider who rear ends people?

[Drew]

Never said that I couldn't take off round a corner for starters, and the hill that I stalled on was a very steep hill. In the rain I might add.
You'd rather share the road with a scooter rider who rear ends people?

I wasn't talking about you directly, just using what the other dude spoke about as an example.

Lets not over sell the incident either, he bumped into your back tyre. Rude? Yes. Lethal dangerous? Hmmm.

I'm not picking on you, more bums on bikes the better, I would just rather people tried to put things into context a bit.

[oneofsix]

I wasn't talking about you directly, just using what the other dude spoke about as an example.

Lets not over sell the incident either, he bumped into your back tyre. Rude? Yes. Lethal dangerous? Hmmm.

I'm not picking on you, more bums on bikes the better, I would just rather people tried to put things into context a bit.

As long as it is Drew's context that is. :banana:

[Lozza2442]

I wasn't talking about you directly, just using what the other dude spoke about as an example.

Lets not over sell the incident either, he bumped into your back tyre. Rude? Yes. Lethal dangerous? Hmmm.

I'm not picking on you, more bums on bikes the better, I would just rather people tried to put things into context a bit.

Sweet as, I just re read my comment and realised it sounded all... defensive or whatevs.

Haha yeah, no harm no foul. Do wish he'd said sorry or looked the least bit concerned ha ha.

[george formby]

Never said that I couldn't take off round a corner for starters, and the hill that I stalled on was a very steep hill. In the rain I might add.
You'd rather share the road with a scooter rider who rear ends people?

That's my bad, was talkin about the G/F. Steep hill? Pull away down it.

[Drew]

As long as it is Drew's context that is. :banana:

At least someone gets it.

[george formby]

At least someone gets it.


FWIW the G/F is learning to pop wheelies now. I'm afraid to watch:eek5:

[Lozza2442]

Steep hill? Pull away down it.

Explain?

context - I was sitting at traffic lights on the hill

[Maha]

I know I'm only new, but one thing that really pisses me off is stupid scooter riders. :mad:

Had an encounter with one this morning on my way to work this morning, was a bit eager off the bat and moved forward before the light changed and rear ended my rear tyre.

I turn around to look at him (aka stab him) and what do I see, but a guy in an open face helmet that has obviously been dropped, a T shirt, gym shorts and jandels. No gloves at all.
Between his feet he had a GIANT gym bag. Much wider than the scooter. So he had no where to put his feet on the scooter. I didn't get to see what he was doing with his feet but I can only imagine he was just dragging them along, jandels and all.

I hope darwins law catches up to him (not ACTUALLY but ya know.). It's people like him that make car drivers think that we're all like that.

/Rant. :angry2:

Can we please introduce a stupidity tax? It's people like him that make the motorbike acc levies so high, because they fall off and fuck their whole body up.

Need to be quicker...
Turn and say '' dont you have a fucken pizza to deliver or something.........homo''?

[Lozza2442]

Need to be quicker...
Turn and say '' dont you have a fucken pizza to deliver or something.........homo''?

Brilliant! Oh hindsight...

[5150]

Need to be quicker...
Turn and say '' dont you have a fucken pizza to deliver or something.........homo''?

The scooter guy was probably starring at her ass :shutup:

[george formby]

Explain?

context - I was sitting at traffic lights on the hill

That really, really limits your choices then.

I was thinking you may have been parked. It always pays to think how your going to get your bike out of a spot before you put it in IYKWIM. On a steep hill with awkward footing riding down it is sometimes easier than man handling the bike to ride up it. Same with parking on a down hill towards the kerb, it's embarrassing straining every muscle to haul the bike backwards out of the parking spot & having your boot slip away underneath you.

I guess your doing just tickety boo.;)

[avgas]

I didn't forget, I just couldn't make it by your deadline so figured you'd already shipped them off to the mission.

Nail polish is too much effort for me. How's yours?
http://i203.photobucket.com/albums/aa144/omgwftbbq/fabulous.jpg

[Drew]

The scooter guy was probably starring at her ass :shutup:

This thread is nothing without pictures!

[5150]

This thread is nothing without pictures!

AMEN !!!



Pics or it didn't happen

[ducatilover]

Why do you want pictures of a guy in gym shorts riding a scooter? H-jays behind the bike shed time?

[5150]

Why do you want pictures of a guy in gym shorts riding a scooter? H-jays behind the bike shed time?

Don't you fucking start. You still owe me a favour. REMEMBER?? ;)

[Lozza2442]

This thread is nothing without pictures!

http://www.makemeheal.com/pictures/large/34891

[5150]

FFS. That just fucked up my screen. :eek5:


Nan, is that you?

[george formby]

A GN will do that to ya.

[Drew]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

There's a percentage of dudes on here offering help for less than a pure motive, you have just very skilfully taken care of that problem.

[Lozza2442]

FFS. That just fucked up my screen. :eek5:


Nan, is that you?

Yes. Yes it is.

I have taken up riding in my old age...





It's amazing what you find when you google image search ugly bum.

[Drew]

It's amazing what you find when you google image search ugly bum.

How many homeless people with bad teeth showed up?

[Maha]

This thread is nothing without pictures!

Bit blurry but.....

[Lozza2442]

How many homeless people with bad teeth showed up?

Unfortunately none!
Oh gone are the days of watching bum wars.

[ducatilover]

Don't you fucking start. You still owe me a favour. REMEMBER??

;)
:tugger: Sorry







It's amazing what you find when you google image search ugly bum.
:lol::lol::lol: Quote of the thread, that's pure gold

[nodrog]

How many homeless people with bad teeth showed up?

Shaun is too busy loving his job at the moment.

[Drew]

Shaun is too busy loving his job at the moment.

My sources have other information

[Muppet]

I know I'm only new, but one thing that really pisses me off is stupid scooter riders. :mad:

Had an encounter with one this morning on my way to work this morning, was a bit eager off the bat and moved forward before the light changed and rear ended my rear tyre.

I turn around to look at him (aka stab him) and what do I see, but a guy in an open face helmet that has obviously been dropped, a T shirt, gym shorts and jandels. No gloves at all.
Between his feet he had a GIANT gym bag. Much wider than the scooter. So he had no where to put his feet on the scooter. I didn't get to see what he was doing with his feet but I can only imagine he was just dragging them along, jandels and all.

I hope darwins law catches up to him (not ACTUALLY but ya know.). It's people like him that make car drivers think that we're all like that.

/Rant. :angry2:

Can we please introduce a stupidity tax? It's people like him that make the motorbike acc levies so high, because they fall off and fuck their whole body up.

Great story! Scoot riders are just weekend warriors. They're always getting collected when they ride in cycle lanes, often by turning traffic.

[FJRider]

I know I'm only new, but one thing that really pisses me off is stupid scooter riders. :mad:



You ride a GN125.

It has been a while since I've heard them being described as a "real" motorcycle. The scooter probably had a bigger engine ... ;)

[Lozza2442]

You ride a GN125.

It has been a while since I've heard them being described as a "real" motorcycle. The scooter probably had a bigger engine ... ;)

Lololol. Nah it was a 50cc. So I slighty win. :lol:

[GrayWolf]

You ride a GN125.

It has been a while since I've heard them being described as a "real" motorcycle. The scooter probably had a bigger engine ... ;)

I think FJ is hoping for a session with Lozza..........
http://s19.postimage.org/nnfmeruab/spank_733636.jpg

[FJRider]

Lololol. Nah it was a 50cc. So I slighty win. :lol:

YOU only won 'cause you didn't get out of his way ... not fair play I reckon ... :lol:

[FJRider]

I think FJ is hoping for a session with Lozza..........


She's got a little one ... I've got a big one, what could be better ???

(Better than the other way around you would agree ... ;))

[Lozza2442]

I think FJ is hoping for a session with Lozza..........
He wishes!

[Lozza2442]

She's got a little one ... I've got a big one, what could be better ???

(Better than the other way around you would agree ... ;))

I bet mine's bigger.

Haha

[ducatilover]

Pics.

Mine's called the strangler.

[Lozza2442]

Pics.

Mine's called the strangler.

Not game to go google image searching for that for ya.

You can feel free to though. http://lmgtfy.com/?q=ugly+penis

[FJRider]

I bet mine's bigger.

Haha

Pic's or it didn't happen ... this thread needs more pic's ...

[Lozza2442]

Pic's or it didn't happen ... this thread needs more pic's ...

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=ugly+penis

[FJRider]

Pics.

Mine's called the strangler.

You mean the stranger ... hasn't been seen for while ... except by his mother.

[FJRider]

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=ugly+penis

Some things I do not want to see. Two words in that url ... put me off looking.

[ducatilover]

Not game to go google image searching for that for ya.

You can feel free to though. http://lmgtfy.com/?q=ugly+penis I clicked on that.
:weep::mad:


You mean the stranger ... hasn't been seen for while ... except by his mother.
Hey now, don't hurt me feelings :motu:

[FJRider]

I clicked on that.
:weep::mad:


A braver man than I ...

[ducatilover]

A braver man than I ...

I didn't even read the link properly, next thing I know I'm looking at ugly penis google results.
WTF Lozza?!!!!! :lol:

[FJRider]

I didn't even read the link properly, next thing I know I'm looking at ugly penis google results.
WTF Lozza?!!!!! :lol:

I wont ask what she was looking for ... to find it then.

Your post then ... is no encouragement for me to look.

I gather her mother never told her to just close her eye's ... everything else open to ... um ... suggestion ... ???

[Lozza2442]

I wont ask what she was looking for ... to find it then.

Your post then ... is no encouragement for me to look.

I gather her mother never told her to just close her eye's ... everything else open to ... um ... suggestion ... ???

Haha it didn't even go to pictures or anything. That went to things like body building websites etc.

http://i.imgur.com/WYFYb.gif

[GrayWolf]

Bitch I'm perfect


http://s19.postimage.org/dnkpyvj0z/spanking_2.jpg