Nudist Colony....

[feistyredhead]

A man joins a very exclusive nudist colony. One his first day
there he takes off his clothes and starts to wander around.
A gorgeous petite blonde walks by, and the man immediately gets
an erection. The woman notices his erection, comes over to him
and says, "Did you call for me?"
The man replies "No; what do you mean?"
She says, "You must be new here. Let me explain. It's a rule
here that if you get an erection it implies you called for me."
Smiling, she leads him to the side of the swimming pool, lies
down on a towel, eagerly pulls him to her and happily lets him
have his way with her.
The man continues to explore the colony's facilities. He enters
the sauna and as he sits down, he farts.
Within minutes a huge, hairy man lumbers out of the steam room
toward him, "Did you call for me?" says the hairy man.
"No; what do you mean?" says the newcomer.
"You must be new," says the hairy man, "it's a rule that if
you fart, it implies that you called for me." The huge man
easily spins him around, bends him over a bench and has his
way with him.
The newcomer staggers back to the colony office, where he is
greeted by the smiling, naked receptionist, "May I help you?"
she says.
The man yells, "Here's my membership card. You can have the
key back and you can keep the $500 membership fee."
"But sir," she replies, "you've only been here for a few hours.
You haven't had the chance to see all our facilities."
The man replies, "Listen lady, I'm 68 years old; I only get
an erection once a month, but I fart 15 times a day! I'm outta
here.
:rofl: :buggerd:

[bugjuice]

lol.. now this place, I gotta find.. not so much for the farting side, but I could be a mobile sun-dial..
goin well on all these jokes, huh?

[feistyredhead]

lol.. now this place, I gotta find.. not so much for the farting side, but I could be a mobile sun-dial..
goin well on all these jokes, huh?
:yes: well for some reason i get sent heaps :rofl: still have heaps to go when i remember to post em i do... :whistle: i am innocent really.....nahh :devil2:

[bugjuice]

:yes: well for some reason i get sent heaps :rofl: still have heaps to go when i remember to post em i do... :whistle: i am innocent really.....nahh :devil2:
yeah, thought as much.. looking at your avatar etc :msn-wink:

[feistyredhead]

yeah, thought as much.. looking at your avatar etc :msn-wink:
what that i am innocent???? :rofl:

[Odin]

If he farts 15 times a day in a place like that they would quickly become silent farts :rofl: :rofl:

[TonyB]

Very funny Feisty- can't rep you, I'm all dried up- but very funny. :clap:

[feistyredhead]

Very funny Feisty- can't rep you, I'm all dried up- but very funny. :clap:

na all good i mainly do it to give ya some laughs.....and to be naughty lol :Punk:

[bugjuice]

what that i am innocent???? :rofl:
heerrrrrmmmmmmmm... yeah, that's right :yes:

[feistyredhead]

heerrrrrmmmmmmmm... yeah, that's right :yes:

oh my another dreamer....i am as innocent as a superbike is gutless..(yea RIGHT!) :rofl: :devil2:

[bugjuice]

oh my another dreamer....i am as innocent as a superbike is gutless..(yea RIGHT!) :rofl: :devil2:
nope, no dreamer.. sarcasm is one of my specilties ;)

[feistyredhead]

nope, no dreamer.. sarcasm is one of my specilties ;)

join the club i am the queen...and no i do not need a servant. :rofl: :devil2: :whistle:

[bugjuice]

join the club i am the queen...and no i do not need a servant. :rofl: :devil2: :whistle:
oooo feisty.. I don't answer to, i give :bleh:
think we're heading off track here..

[feistyredhead]

oooo feisty.. I don't answer to :bleh:
think we're heading off track here..

opps off i go to sit in me corner and has a very strong coffee :drinkup: :Offtopic: :bye:

[MSTRS]

join the club i am the queen...and no i do not need a servant. :rofl: :devil2: :whistle:
But servants provide service. You all up to date?

[feistyredhead]

But servants provide service. You all up to date?

dang on what you after a woof woof? with shots? me thinks i need to stay with clean and innocent.. :oi-grr:

[ManDownUnder]

nope, no dreamer.. sarcasm is one of my specilties ;)

:rofl:

not to mention posting pics

I'm always scared to ask for a BJ around here - this bastard keeps showing up :rofl:

[bugjuice]

:rofl:

not to mention posting pics

I'm always scared to ask for a BJ around here - this bastard keeps showing up :rofl:
hey, if the bedroom olyimpics isn't workout out for ya.......








try the kitchen instead

[ManDownUnder]

hey, if the bedroom olyimpics isn't workout out for ya.......








try the kitchen instead

Hey - watch it you... I'm a deck-athlete LOL

[bugjuice]

Hey - watch it you... I'm a deck-athlete LOL
so standing/kneeling position out of the question then?

[ManDownUnder]

so standing/kneeling position out of the question then?

not at all... and javelin, pole vault and shot put all take on new and wonderful meanings...:devil2:

[ManDownUnder]

not at all... and javelin, pole vault and shot put all take on new and wonderful meanings...:devil2:

Difference is I prefer to come last...

[bugjuice]

Difference is I prefer to come last...
true, but it's much more fun to draw/dead heat..
But then, how do you come last when you're on your own...?

[ManDownUnder]

true, but it's much more fun to draw/dead heat..

OH AGREED!

re being alone - that's sad... and not more than 3 or 4 times a day anyway - so I'm getting over it

[bugjuice]

OH AGREED!

re being alone - that's sad... and not more than 3 or 4 times a day anyway - so I'm getting over it
fer real..?? may be I should cut back a bit.. :o

[ManDownUnder]

fer real..?? may be I should cut back a bit.. :o

Yeah. It grows back y'know - I had no idea I'd worn the top 10 inches off of it....

I got my whole "dog roll" back now!

[Sniper]

Well done.

[bugjuice]

Yeah. It grows back y'know - I had no idea I'd worn the top 10 inches off of it....

I got my whole "dog roll" back now!
so just a surface scratch then?
The whole 'goin blind' bit I'm worried about.. The 400W bulbs in the house are workin great tho, thanx for those.. I know you said they looked a bit dark for you...

[ManDownUnder]

so just a surface scratch then?
The whole 'goin blind' bit I'm worried about.. The 400W bulbs in the house are workin great tho, thanx for those.. I know you said they looked a bit dark for you...

Oh yeah - was going to tell ya not to use 'em - I worked it out... I was just standing in the shadow of ma WILLY!