feistyredhead
4th August 2005, 21:12
Actual Bumper Stickers
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>* Jesus is coming, everyone look busy.
>* A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
>* Horn broken, watch for finger.
>* All men are idiots .. I married their king.
>* The more you complain, the longer God lets you live.
>* My kid had sex with your honor student.
>* If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished.
>* Help wanted, telepath: you know where to apply
>* I.R.S.: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.
>* Jesus loves you... everyone else thinks you're an asshole.
>* I'm just driving this way to piss you off.
>* Jesus paid for our sins...now lets get our money's worth.
>* Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
>* I love cats . they taste just like chicken.
>* Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
>* Keep honking, I'm reloading.
>* Hang up and drive.
>* Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot.
>* I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather...Not screaming and
>yelling like the passengers in his car.
>* Looking for your cat? Look under my tires.
>* Lord save me from your followers.
>* Guns don't kill people, postal workers do.
>* Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit.
>* I said "no" to drugs, but they just woudn't listen.
>* Cats... the other white meat.
>* The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
>* Your kid may be an honor student but you're still an IDIOT!
>* Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
>* It IS as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you.
>* When you do a good deed, get a receipt, in case heaven is like the IRS.
>* Friends don't let Friends drive Naked.
>* If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?
>* Forget about World Peace.....Visualize Using Your Turn Signal!
>* Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
>* He/She who laughs last thinks slowest
>* Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
>* Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
>* Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.
>* Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy.
>* Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
>* Be nice to your kids. They'll be choosing your nursing home.
>* Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
>* Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!'...till you can find a rock.
>* I like you, but I wouldn't want to see you working with subatomic particles.
>* Sex on television can't hurt you unless you fall off.
:Punk: :rofl: :rofl:
One question where can i buy em.....
>
>* Jesus is coming, everyone look busy.
>* A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
>* Horn broken, watch for finger.
>* All men are idiots .. I married their king.
>* The more you complain, the longer God lets you live.
>* My kid had sex with your honor student.
>* If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished.
>* Help wanted, telepath: you know where to apply
>* I.R.S.: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.
>* Jesus loves you... everyone else thinks you're an asshole.
>* I'm just driving this way to piss you off.
>* Jesus paid for our sins...now lets get our money's worth.
>* Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
>* I love cats . they taste just like chicken.
>* Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
>* Keep honking, I'm reloading.
>* Hang up and drive.
>* Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot.
>* I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather...Not screaming and
>yelling like the passengers in his car.
>* Looking for your cat? Look under my tires.
>* Lord save me from your followers.
>* Guns don't kill people, postal workers do.
>* Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit.
>* I said "no" to drugs, but they just woudn't listen.
>* Cats... the other white meat.
>* The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
>* Your kid may be an honor student but you're still an IDIOT!
>* Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
>* It IS as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you.
>* When you do a good deed, get a receipt, in case heaven is like the IRS.
>* Friends don't let Friends drive Naked.
>* If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?
>* Forget about World Peace.....Visualize Using Your Turn Signal!
>* Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
>* He/She who laughs last thinks slowest
>* Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
>* Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
>* Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.
>* Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy.
>* Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
>* Be nice to your kids. They'll be choosing your nursing home.
>* Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
>* Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!'...till you can find a rock.
>* I like you, but I wouldn't want to see you working with subatomic particles.
>* Sex on television can't hurt you unless you fall off.
:Punk: :rofl: :rofl:
One question where can i buy em.....