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zadok
6th August 2005, 09:35
I wonder what was so special about this bike? :blink:

Odin
6th August 2005, 09:41
How interesting.... and colour coordinated with red's in one end and so on :weird:
Could be anything, I guess, from the "odd colour out" to a memorial for the bikes rider or something.

White trash
6th August 2005, 09:45
I wonder what was so special about this bike? :blink:

Simple.

It's a Honda, and they're not paying homage, they're a firing squad. Thankfully, the organiser realised that the squad also rode Hondas, and subsequently aranged them in a circle.

You're welcome.

zadok
6th August 2005, 09:51
Simple.

It's a Honda, and they're not paying homage, they're a firing squad. Thankfully, the organiser realised that the squad also rode Hondas, and subsequently aranged them in a circle.
Thought it looked like a Honda.

Zed
6th August 2005, 09:51
I wonder what was so special about this bike? :blink:It certainly is the centre of attention!

Quite an impressive pic, looks like the Honda VTR1000 club? No helmets either. :nono:

SPman
6th August 2005, 10:19
No helmets either. :nono:

Thats so natural de-selection can take place! :rofl:

Juan
6th August 2005, 10:25
I wonder what was so special about this bike? :blink:

They were all waiting to see if you really do meet the nicest people on a honda........... Guess not :motu: :whistle:

MSTRS
6th August 2005, 11:11
I wonder what was so special about this bike? :blink:
No...don't tell me...it's a.....crock circle.

Ixion
6th August 2005, 11:40
When a rook, 'tis said, offends against the laws of the rooks, they will summon a Rook Parliament to try the offending bird. The rooks all gather round in an open circle and the miscreant bird is pushed into the centre of the circle . If found guilty by the Parliament all the rooks will simultaneously rush in on the offender and tear him to pieces.

I reckon this is the same thing. 'Tis not the riders that have gathered 'tis the bikes. The one in the centre is charged with high crimes and misdemeanours against motorcycling. Once convicted all the bikes n the circle will race in on the guilty one and rip it to pieces.

Which begs the question, what crime could the bike be accused of ? After all 'tis a Honda.

inlinefour
6th August 2005, 11:45
Simple.

It's a Honda, and they're not paying homage, they're a firing squad. Thankfully, the organiser realised that the squad also rode Hondas, and subsequently aranged them in a circle.

You're welcome.

Although I get the impression that there are also other Hondas in the circle and this is a new member awaiting to get his colours :weird:

thehollowmen
6th August 2005, 11:49
When a rook, 'tis said, offends against the laws of the rooks, they will summon a Rook Parliament to try the offending bird. The rooks all gather round in an open circle and the miscreant bird is pushed into the centre of the circle . If found guilty by the Parliament all the rooks will simultaneously rush in on the offender and tear him to pieces.

nooooo he's a story teller!

*runs off to find more Gaiman*

Coyote
6th August 2005, 12:07
Satanic Ritual? May explain the hondas

Ixion
6th August 2005, 12:13
Rook's Parliament (http://www.limerick-leader.ie/issues/20050402/feartuaithe.html)

thehollowmen
6th August 2005, 12:35
Rook's Parliament (http://www.limerick-leader.ie/issues/20050402/feartuaithe.html)
I know the story, Neil Gaiman had another explanation hidden in his graphic novels.

In summery, Cain and Able are two nightmare storytellers, Able tells everybody the story of a parliement of rooks, and is cut short by Cain who claims it is a mystery as to why the rooks act this way.

Anyways, Able yells out the window...
oh I'll just scan it
The explaination of the parliment of rooks story as told takes up three pages and then this happens at the end of the issue:

Flyingpony
6th August 2005, 21:41
Musical chairs biker styled, or

It's a brand new bike and keeping everything equal, all riders must be astride their machines and the first one to sit on that white bike in the middle wins, or

Everybody had to return to their bikes at say 1pm, it's 1:05pm and they're going to be humiliated because they're late, or

Piggy in the middle, the other bikers have their keys.

WINJA
6th August 2005, 21:43
SOGGY BISCUIT

Eurodave
6th August 2005, 21:56
Its pretty obvious to me, these are members of the crack Moslem suicide biker team. Their latest ruse is to see who can do the longest burnout whilst racing towards the american target bike at top speed,each believing that an honourable death & everlasting after life awaits them.... GLORY TO ALLAH!!

gixxer rider
7th August 2005, 09:56
I wonder what was so special about this bike? :blink:


Looks like some firing sqaud of some biker team.
Attach the next pic after they blow it up.Can't wait. :ar15: :whistle:

Coyote
7th August 2005, 10:05
GLORY TO ALLAH!!
Thank you, you're too kind

froggyfrenchman
7th August 2005, 16:10
its a honda in the middle. all the meer leemings on soooozzzzoooookis want a closer look, but wont touch the holy honda

O honda, god of bikes. Take pity on suzuki riders, they just havnt realised yet

Rincewind
7th August 2005, 16:41
They are obviously a group of Aliens waiting for another one of their number to beam down and take his place in the circle, they have to send the bike first because otherwise you could get a molecular mix up and end up with a half man half bike thingy !!!