View Full Version : Jockeys and Midgets barred
jellywrestler
4th September 2012, 22:36
says it here
budda
4th September 2012, 22:51
says it here
So only your Whanger would get to go for a skid then, Spyda ?
RobGassit
5th September 2012, 13:05
Is somebody going to mention Midget tossing??? coz I just can't wait to see how that turns out on here..:gob:
ellipsis
5th September 2012, 13:26
...a midget in jockeys wouldn't get through scrutineering, surely...
HenryDorsetCase
5th September 2012, 13:37
Dont call me Shirley!
though I am a midget :(
scrivy
5th September 2012, 14:49
says it here
Also says 'he must have good pulling power.......' That's Bob to a tee.......... :yes: :woohoo:
and
'does not have the skill to make the grade as a rider..........' I know of riders that should be swingers!!! LOL!!
tail_end_charlie
5th September 2012, 18:06
9 stone 6 pound, what is that in real measure??
16 lbs per stone right?? (freakin' antiquated measuring systems)
I'm not a midget or a jockey (5'10") but I am a skinny sack o' sh** and would be damn close on the 150 lbs kitted out. Does that mean I can't be a swinger on a sidecar???
(Mind you I'm not sure I want to considering all the homo shit that apparantly happens......)
pete376403
5th September 2012, 21:14
14 lbs = 1 stone
so 9 st 6lb = 132 lbs which is a bit of an odd number to settle on, but converts to a nice round 60 kilos
Henk
5th September 2012, 22:37
I'm looking at having a go as a swinger, does that mean I should sell all my bikes?
ducatilover
5th September 2012, 22:57
14 lbs = 1 stone
so 9 st 6lb = 132 lbs which is a bit of an odd number to settle on, but converts to a nice round 60 kilos
Darn, I better start eating again.
ellipsis
6th September 2012, 00:06
...thank fuck i'm out of the desired weight range...makes it so much easier not to think about it...i've been 11 and a 1/2 stone since i was 17 and i have never eaten a midget...but i did have problems with a dwarf once...
BoristheBiter
6th September 2012, 08:09
...a midget in jockeys wouldn't get through scrutineering, surely...
As it says they recommend wearing plimsolls and ear plugs.
tail_end_charlie
6th September 2012, 10:32
14 lbs = 1 stone
so 9 st 6lb = 132 lbs which is a bit of an odd number to settle on, but converts to a nice round 60 kilos
Ah sweet, I can make that no problems.
'does not have the skill to make the grade as a rider..........' I know of riders that should be swingers!!! LOL!!
Considering that I've crashed every bike that I've owned............maybe I fall into that catagory.
scrivy
6th September 2012, 11:02
(Mind you I'm not sure I want to considering all the homo shit that apparantly happens......)
With a login name like yours, you'd fit right in...................... ;)
tail_end_charlie
6th September 2012, 12:10
With a login name like yours, you'd fit right in...................... ;)
Na na, its not like that. Its just that I'd do better by following everyone around.
Not like follow everyone around around, but follow them around the track.
Its always easier to take someone from behind rather than try to keep ahead of them................:facepalm:
Shit, what I mean is............Oh nevermind, there is no way to talk myself out of this one.....<_<
scrivy
6th September 2012, 12:55
Na na, its not like that. Its just that I'd do better by following everyone around.
Not like follow everyone around around, but follow them around the track.
Its always easier to take someone from behind rather than try to keep ahead of them................:facepalm:
Shit, what I mean is............Oh nevermind, there is no way to talk myself out of this one.....<_<
Dude....... with talk like that, you'd fit right in............. well, something would................:sick:
Haggis2
6th September 2012, 16:03
What about fat midgets - Surely anyone over the minimum weight would be OK?
scrivy
6th September 2012, 17:40
What about fat midgets - Surely anyone over the minimum weight would be OK?
What the fuck do you think Kick is?? ;)
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