The Secret Life of Sixpackback

[Keystone19]

A creature of strange custom, Sixpackback was spotted earlier today in a new habitat.

Following a wee jaunt up Hwy16 and the consumption of fodder at the local watering hole, an elderly woman was seen to approach Sixpack as he was about to mount his trusty steed for the ride home.

“Whose is the yellow bike?” she squawks.

“Ahh, that’d be mine Madam” Sixpack replies.

“Could you please roll it into the café, we are having a 70th birthday party and the birthday girl would like to ride your bike” she says.

“No problem” is Sixpack’s reply.

The trusty yellow steed is rolled into the café in downtown Mangawhai Heads. The birthday girl (70 years old today) mounts the bike and Sixpack proceeds to have his way with her…

Photos attached…

[John]

Oh jesus I knew them yellow bikes were poofy ;)...

Good on ya for being a good bloke, personally i would have stolen her and had my way with her in the bushes :)

[bugjuice]

lamo.. that was funny.. :niceone:
so, you get her number 6pb?

[Toast]

Oh jesus I knew them yellow bikes were poofy ;)...

Good on ya for being a good bloke, personally i would have stolen her and had my way with her in the bushes :)

Oh dear...please say you didn't mean that! Actually, no, don't say anymore...cheer.

[WINJA]

Oh jesus I knew them yellow bikes were poofy ;)...

Good on ya for being a good bloke, personally i would have stolen her and had my way with her in the bushes :)
SAME AND ADMINISTER "THE SHOCKER"

[crashe]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Good one.

[SixPackBack]

Still got the scent of her perfume in my hair, my cheek unwashed from the delicate kiss she placed......will sleep sound tonight, comforted by the touch of an older women. [not you keystone!]

Yes i have her number.....got a date next weekend, she wants me to chase her round the lounge, me in the gixxer her on the zimmer :love:

[feistyredhead]

bloody good of ya...any biker with a heart would of done the same..but damn for an older lady she still has good legs! :whistle:

[Keystone19]

Still got the scent of her perfume in my hair, my cheek unwashed from the delicate kiss she placed......will sleep sound tonight, comforted by the touch of an older women. [not you keystone!]



Damn! Missed out again...

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Hooks]

Oi !!!! .... What are you fellas doing with my mum ...??? :whistle:

[SixPackBack]

Damn! Missed out again...

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Form an orderly queue [your at the front keystone] :devil2:

[froggyfrenchman]

Good on ya sixpack! still waiting for the birthday of blond 16yo to ask for me nd my bike. alas, keep on waiting

[John]

SAME AND ADMINISTER "THE SHOCKER"
bahahahaha :lol:

spb, remember this next time... winjas wise beyond his years.

[crashe]

Form an orderly queue :devil2:

Why? Whats so great about you hmmmmmmmmmmmm ?
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[SPORK]

Damn, that's a nice bike! High Five! Yellow Gixxer *drool* I'll have a Yellow 600 one day...

Haha, WINJA, did you hear about how in some American school for the class photos all the guys in one class did the Shocker sign, and none of the photographers or teachers knew what it was, but all the kids thought it was the best thing ever? It got printed in all the yearbooks...

[WINJA]

Damn, that's a nice bike! High Five! Yellow Gixxer *drool* I'll have a Yellow 600 one day...

Haha, WINJA, did you hear about how in some American school for the class photos all the guys in one class did the Shocker sign, and none of the photographers or teachers knew what it was, but all the kids thought it was the best thing ever? It got printed in all the yearbooks...
I DID A POST ABOUT COLIN EDWARDS DOING THE SHOCKER IN A MAGAZINE INTERVIEW

[Keystone19]

Why? Whats so great about you hmmmmmmmmmmmm ?
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Well now, he's young, he's good looking, rides a [B]BIG bike...

Oh, you mean Sixpackback? :rofl: :rofl:

[WINJA]

Well now, he's young, he's good looking, rides a [B]BIG bike...

Oh, you mean Sixpackback? :rofl: :rofl:
OH WOW YOU ARE OLD KEYSTONE , 1969 YOUD KNOW THE OLDEN DAYS OF 3 CENT PINTS OF MILK AND 7 CENT POPSICLES AND THE TROLLEY BUSES IN PONSONBY

[Keystone19]

OH WOW YOU ARE OLD KEYSTONE , 1969 YOUD KNOW THE OLDEN DAYS OF 3 CENT PINTS OF MILK AND 7 CENT POPSICLES AND THE TROLLEY BUSES IN PONSONBY

Shhh, don't tell anyone...

[mstriumph]

please? wat's a shocker sign? huh? huh?? :confused:
Damn, that's a nice bike! High Five! Yellow Gixxer *drool* I'll have a Yellow 600 one day...

Haha, WINJA, did you hear about how in some American school for the class photos all the guys in one class did the Shocker sign, and none of the photographers or teachers knew what it was, but all the kids thought it was the best thing ever? It got printed in all the yearbooks...

[WINJA]

please? wat's a shocker sign? huh? huh?? :confused:
FIRSTLY HOW OLD ARE YOU? I DONT WANT TO TELL A KID

[Ixion]

OH WOW YOU ARE OLD KEYSTONE , 1969 YOUD KNOW THE OLDEN DAYS OF 3 CENT PINTS OF MILK AND 7 CENT POPSICLES AND THE TROLLEY BUSES IN PONSONBY

That's not old. old is when you remember when milk didn't come in bottles, the milkman ladled it into your billy
And when there were trams in Ponsonby not trolley buses (though the trolley buses were nice to ride in, but. The trams were blurdy uncomfortable, those hard wooden seats)
And girder forks, and the red "break the glass" boxes on telegraph poles to summon the fire brigade. And steam ferries. And petroil and hand cranked petrol bowsers.

[WINJA]

That's not old. old is when you remember when milk didn't come in bottles, the milkman ladled it into your billy
And when there were trams in Ponsonby not trolley buses (though the trolley buses were nice to ride in, but. The trams were blurdy uncomfortable, those hard wooden seats)
And girder forks, and the red "break the glass" boxes on telegraph poles to summon the fire brigade. And steam ferries. And petroil and hand cranked petrol bowsers.
THEY WERE TROLLEY BUSES IN PONSONBY , I REMEMBER THE DRIVER CHANGING THE POSITION OF THE ARM THAT CONTACTS THE WIRES OUTSIDE THE THREE LAMPS

[Keystone19]

THEY WERE TROLLEY BUSES IN PONSONBY , I REMEMBER THE DRIVER CHANGING THE POSITION OF THE ARM THAT CONTACTS THE WIRES OUTSIDE THE THREE LAMPS

Ahh, so now we know how old you are... :rofl: :rofl:

[WINJA]

Ahh, so now we know how old you are... :rofl: :rofl:
DOH , FUCK IT, NOT AS OLD AS YOU NANA , ANYWAY A MAN IN HIS THIRTIES IS PEAKING , A WOMAN IN HER THIRTIES IS TEN YEARS OVERDUE

[Ixion]

THEY WERE TROLLEY BUSES IN PONSONBY , I REMEMBER THE DRIVER CHANGING THE POSITION OF THE ARM THAT CONTACTS THE WIRES OUTSIDE THE THREE LAMPS

yeah, there were trolley buses in Ponsonby (and other places) But that was after the trams . The trolley buses replaced the trams after the War. You kiddies won't remember the trams .

[SPORK]

please? wat's a shocker sign? huh? huh?? :confused:
Just look on www.urbandictionary.com

Don't say I didn't warn ya...

[Keystone19]

DOH , FUCK IT, NOT AS OLD AS YOU NANA , ANYWAY A MAN IN HIS THIRTIES IS PEAKING , A WOMAN IN HER THIRTIES IS TEN YEARS OVERDUE

No, no, no, you've got it all wrong...

A woman in her thirties is just peaking...

Just ask any 18 year old male....

A man in his thirties is well past it...

Just ask any woman... :rofl: :rofl:

[WINJA]

Just look on www.urbandictionary.com

Don't say I didn't warn ya...
AT LEAST I DIDNT TELL HER , OH GOD DONT LOOK

[WINJA]

No, no, no, you've got it all wrong...

A woman in her thirties is just peaking...

Just ask any 18 year old male....

A man in his thirties is well past it...

Just ask any woman... :rofl: :rofl:
SPOSE , I DONT THINK WOMAN ARE INTERESTING TILL THEIR OVER 30.
GOD DAMN WISH I WAS YOUNG AGAIN

[Keystone19]

SPOSE , I DONT THINK WOMAN ARE INTERESTING TILL THEIR OVER 30.


Ahh, at last, a man who knows what's good for him...

[WINJA]

Ahh, at last, a man who knows what's good for him...
I DO , THATS WHY I GOT A OLD JAPANESE WOMAN TO GO WITH MY NEW JAPANESE BIKE

[Toast]

SPOSE , I DONT THINK WOMAN ARE INTERESTING TILL THEIR OVER 30.
GOD DAMN WISH I WAS YOUNG AGAIN

Amen to that...well, the first part (being as general as one is allowed before they're considered being a prejudiced dick), anyway...as for the second part, I'm already a young buck.

[SixPackBack]

WHAT IS A SHOCKER?

[inlinefour]

WHAT IS A SHOCKER?

I guess it has something to do with the old duck with the new bike. I'd rather have a younger one with the new bike. They'll grow older eventually :devil2:

[White trash]

Hey Six'. You look just like "Beanman" from the baked bean adds, you know that?

[NC]

That's a nice thing to do..

Nice to see you can still pick up chicks with thier own teeth

[WINJA]

WHAT IS A SHOCKER?
A SHOCKER IS WHEN YOU POKE A CHICK AND .......PM THE REST TO YOU.
BUT I DONT KNOW WHAT SHOCKER WITH CHEESE IS

[John]

Should have started it up those older ones in the background look fucken scared, they need the ditch treatment to :lol:

[SixPackBack]

That's a nice thing to do..

Nice to see you can still pick up chicks with thier own teeth

Hard to hide your jealousy sweety, just coz she's got better legs than you. It's o.k your still my no 1.......the maori language thingy gets my heart pumpin' :love:

[SixPackBack]

Hey Six'. You look just like "Beanman" from the baked bean adds, you know that?

Uuumm no, who is he?......is that good ot bad?......bet your taken the piss :whistle:

[WINJA]

Uuumm no, who is he?......is that good ot bad?......bet your taken the piss :whistle:
BEAN MAN GETS THE CHICKS AND RIDES A SCOOTER AND JETSKI AND KIDS LOVE EM

[NC]

Hard to hide your jealousy sweety, just coz she's got better legs than you. It's o.k your still my no 1.......the maori language thingy gets my heart pumpin' :love:
I thought you wouldn't see through my deceptive façade :whistle:

[SixPackBack]

BEAN MAN GETS THE CHICKS AND RIDES A SCOOTER AND JETSKI AND KIDS LOVE EM


Yeah, yeah thats me[well a scooter is a bike , sort of]

[SixPackBack]

I thought you wouldn't see through my deceptive façade :whistle:

She still wants me :love: ....

[zeRax]

those that shock together rock together

[ManDownUnder]

It just goes to show - you're never too old to get on a bike...!
















...or pick up women...

[Eurygnomes]

Actually, I'm hoping I look as good as that when I turn 70. And that my best friend convinces some young thing with a bike to wheel his in...so that she can hop on his, while I'm on mine!!! :)

Seriously - how groovy is that. I can't wait to be a crazy motorcycleriding cat lady down a cul de sac. I've already got the purple rinse planned, the curtain twitch is coming along nicely, and I"m looking at properties that back onto some sort of childrens playground so that the kids have to walk past my house in fear and awe...

[phantom]

For my Mums 70th birthday organised for a Harley biker (complete with tats, beard etc )to pick Mum up from her retirement village just out of Surfers Paradise, went for a tour of the hinterland and dropped her off at a swanky restuarant for lunch. Drove right into their entrance foyer, certainly caused a stir, Mum had a grin from ear to ear :ride:

[Beemer]

Priceless!

[Motoracer]

She looks great for her age. Good on you 6PB.

[mstriumph]

..... hey, go gently girl, they GOTTA believe that or what do they have left?................. :no:
No, no, no, you've got it all wrong...

A woman in her thirties is just peaking...

Just ask any 18 year old male....

A man in his thirties is well past it...

Just ask any woman... :rofl: :rofl:

[ManDownUnder]

..... hey, go gently girl, they GOTTA believe that or what do they have left?................. :no:

technique

experience

patience

...:Punk:

[mstriumph]

so OK, nice one, you got me! :D
technique

experience

patience

...:Punk:

[ManDownUnder]

so OK, nice one, you got me! :D\

I WISH! LMAO! :devil2:

(oopsie - did I say that out loud... bugger...)

[Sniper]

Surely thats illegal?

[mstriumph]

:slap: in the words of the prophet GO LOOK IT UP!! http://www.urbandictionary.com [thanks, Spleen :) ] .... but only if you are over 18 etc. etc. etc. :whistle:
...............
BUT I DONT KNOW WHAT SHOCKER WITH CHEESE IS

[mstriumph]

Oh - and, as i should have said right up front :first: NICE ONE, SIXPACKBACK!!!!!!!
[hope he's around when I reach 70 .......... :love: ]