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    The Secret Life of Sixpackback

    A creature of strange custom, Sixpackback was spotted earlier today in a new habitat.

    Following a wee jaunt up Hwy16 and the consumption of fodder at the local watering hole, an elderly woman was seen to approach Sixpack as he was about to mount his trusty steed for the ride home.

    “Whose is the yellow bike?” she squawks.

    “Ahh, that’d be mine Madam” Sixpack replies.

    “Could you please roll it into the café, we are having a 70th birthday party and the birthday girl would like to ride your bike” she says.

    “No problem” is Sixpack’s reply.

    The trusty yellow steed is rolled into the café in downtown Mangawhai Heads. The birthday girl (70 years old today) mounts the bike and Sixpack proceeds to have his way with her…

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    Exploring pastures anew...

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    Oh jesus I knew them yellow bikes were poofy ...

    Good on ya for being a good bloke, personally i would have stolen her and had my way with her in the bushes


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    lamo.. that was funny..
    so, you get her number 6pb?

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    Quote Originally Posted by John
    Oh jesus I knew them yellow bikes were poofy ...

    Good on ya for being a good bloke, personally i would have stolen her and had my way with her in the bushes
    Oh dear...please say you didn't mean that! Actually, no, don't say anymore...cheer.
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    Quote Originally Posted by John
    Oh jesus I knew them yellow bikes were poofy ...

    Good on ya for being a good bloke, personally i would have stolen her and had my way with her in the bushes
    SAME AND ADMINISTER "THE SHOCKER"

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    Cool



    Good one.

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    Cool

    Still got the scent of her perfume in my hair, my cheek unwashed from the delicate kiss she placed......will sleep sound tonight, comforted by the touch of an older women. [not you keystone!]

    Yes i have her number.....got a date next weekend, she wants me to chase her round the lounge, me in the gixxer her on the zimmer

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    bloody good of ya...any biker with a heart would of done the same..but damn for an older lady she still has good legs!
    Feisty by name Feisty by nature...

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    Quote Originally Posted by sixpackback
    Still got the scent of her perfume in my hair, my cheek unwashed from the delicate kiss she placed......will sleep sound tonight, comforted by the touch of an older women. [not you keystone!]

    Damn! Missed out again...

    Exploring pastures anew...

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    Oi !!!! .... What are you fellas doing with my mum ...???
    A man can move much faster without a millstone around his neck, so if he gets the chance to lose her he'd better drop her and run like heck !! .. (10cc "Modern Man Blues" - Deceptive Bends)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Keystone19
    Damn! Missed out again...

    Form an orderly queue [your at the front keystone]

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    Good on ya sixpack! still waiting for the birthday of blond 16yo to ask for me nd my bike. alas, keep on waiting
    There is no dark side of the moon, really, as a matter of fact. Its all dark...

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    Quote Originally Posted by WINJA
    SAME AND ADMINISTER "THE SHOCKER"
    bahahahaha

    spb, remember this next time... winjas wise beyond his years.


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    Quote Originally Posted by sixpackback
    Form an orderly queue
    Why? Whats so great about you hmmmmmmmmmmmm ?

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    Damn, that's a nice bike! High Five! Yellow Gixxer *drool* I'll have a Yellow 600 one day...

    Haha, WINJA, did you hear about how in some American school for the class photos all the guys in one class did the Shocker sign, and none of the photographers or teachers knew what it was, but all the kids thought it was the best thing ever? It got printed in all the yearbooks...
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    if you have a face afterwards well... that depends how you act...

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