Furry little bastards

[The Lone Rider]

How do I keep the neighbors cats from shitting in my new garden? White pebbles and daisies don't look attractive with a shit sitting on top of the stones.

If I was able to catch the bastard(s) in the act, I'd deal to them but I need a solution that will work without me needing to keep an eye out.

[Nova.]

get brown pebbles.

or


http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=uIbkLjjlMV8

[jellywrestler]

paint the pebbles brown

[george formby]

These are 100% effective..

272322

Allegedly they don't like orange peel, pepper or chilli, the cats. We had a fenced garden & the same problem. We ran axle grease along the top of the fence, it worked a treat but somebody kept wiping it off. Must have gotten fed up shampooing their cat....

[Akzle]

a) shoot the fuckers. take a day off, grab a box of beer, and wait.
b) cage traps (expensive) once they're in, you can hose them off, which either discourages them from coming back or makes them even more malicious toward you, apparently spraying them with petrol is more effective, burns the skin. pain=bad=don't come back.
3) leghold traps (cheap) nail the trap to your porch/fence, kitty walks on it. kitty is now attached to fence, treat as with step b (or knock it on the head with a hammer and chuck it over your neighbour's fence, (or throw it on the road if you're one of those people))
d)plant catnip somewhere else in the garden, then they'll go and shit over there.
Q) a saucer of full cream milk with powdered asprin in it. (causes major brain hemorrhage apparently - works with seagulls...)

[Drew]

Just sit close by with a water pistol, when the cat comes along, squirt it. They are not fans of that.

[SMOKEU]

a) shoot the fuckers. take a day off, grab a box of beer, and wait.
b) cage traps (expensive) once they're in, you can hose them off, which either discourages them from coming back or makes them even more malicious toward you, apparently spraying them with petrol is more effective, burns the skin. pain=bad=don't come back.
3) leghold traps (cheap) nail the trap to your porch/fence, kitty walks on it. kitty is now attached to fence, treat as with step b (or knock it on the head with a hammer and chuck it over your neighbour's fence, (or throw it on the road if you're one of those people))
d)plant catnip somewhere else in the garden, then they'll go and shit over there.
Q) a saucer of full cream milk with powdered asprin in it. (causes major brain hemorrhage apparently - works with seagulls...)

You sick fuck.

[george formby]

Garden sprinkler with a motion sensor?

[The Lone Rider]

I'll try some chilli and pepper. Though how long that'll last once it rains is another matter.

[Jantar]

Leave a small section with some soft turned over dirt. The cats will go there instead.

[MIXONE]

Anti-freeze...

[awa355]

Anti-freeze...

Agree,, they love the taste apparently, ( except the bloody cat I targetted),

For dogs, try cooking chocalate rubbed well into a couple of cold sausages.

[curly]

BB Gun...Paintball Gun. Could try putting some cat food near the garden apparently they don't shit where they eat, so I've heard.

[huff3r]

Just spray it with some citrus scented cleaner or something, they hate citric acid and the smell of citrus. (Could you imagine citrus on your naughty bits?!)

[Akzle]

You sick fuck.

sorry. this is just for black cats.

white cats you just ask them to politely leave.

better sookie?

[caspernz]

Well, I discovered the following entirely by accident....bleach mixture such as 30 Seconds sprayed onto the stones is rather unpopular with furry critters and at the same time keeps the stones nice and clean :cool::eek5:

[SMOKEU]

sorry. this is just for black cats.

white cats you just ask them to politely leave.

better sookie?

That's better.

[mossy1200]

Portable electric fence unit and exposed thin wires just above the surface.

[DEATH_INC.]

a) shoot the fuckers. wank wank
Come try it with mine....
Anyone who tortures or beats animals is a gutless pos that deserves to have the same done to them. I'll be happy to do it.

[PrincessBandit]

Well, I discovered the following entirely by accident....bleach mixture such as 30 Seconds sprayed onto the stones is rather unpopular with furry critters and at the same time keeps the stones nice and clean :cool::eek5:

That sounds like a good idea, since I'm not a fan of sadistic or inhumane methods (even on animals which are less-than-welcome). We tried smearing mustard on our wooden wheelbarrow once to stop the dog from chewing it to bits. Didn't work. He just went to the water bowl then returned for more!

[hayd3n]

Leave a small section with some soft turned over dirt. The cats will go there instead.
+1:clap::clap:

[hayd3n]

Come try it with mine....
Anyone who tortures or beats animals is a gutless pos that deserves to have the same done to them. I'll be happy to do it.
+1
:clap::clap:

[The Lone Rider]

FYI, dirt section does not work. Their owner has a dirt section and a cat box, and that doesn't cater to keep it from using my new garden. I have uncovered dirt that's been dug up and tossed around to another planted area until I'm ready to work on that area, and it doesn't shit there either. Just on my white pebbles.

[caspernz]

FYI, dirt section does not work. Their owner has a dirt section and a cat box, and that doesn't cater to keep it from using my new garden. I have uncovered dirt that's been dug up and tossed around to another planted area until I'm ready to work on that area, and it doesn't shit there either. Just on my white pebbles.

Stylish cat huh? :killingme

Down to the hardware store for some bleach based spray then...:2thumbsup

[Nova.]

FYI, dirt section does not work. Their owner has a dirt section and a cat box, and that doesn't cater to keep it from using my new garden. I have uncovered dirt that's been dug up and tossed around to another planted area until I'm ready to work on that area, and it doesn't shit there either. Just on my white pebbles.

i find this hilarious lol.

[Grumph]

Spray the favoured area with white vinegar.

[Drew]

Spray the favoured area with white vinegar.I thought that was for getting dogs to stop "marking".

[SPman]

Concrete!
Worked for us.

[Akzle]

Come try it with mine....
Anyone who tortures or beats animals is a gutless pos that deserves to have the same done to them. I'll be happy to do it.

nothing to do with torture or beating. it's basically executing a pest animal. keep your animals on your property, and we'll get along just fine.

[mossy1200]

nothing to do with torture or beating. it's basically executing a pest animal. keep your animals on your property, and we'll get along just fine.

Animals have a tendancy to increase their territory at the expense of weaker animals. Your in trouble Akzle. You may need buy an apartment.:girlfight:

[caspernz]

Animals have a tendancy to increase their territory at the expense of weaker animals. Your in trouble Akzle. You may need buy an apartment.:girlfight:

He probably bleeds green too...

Just as an aside, why are they called apartments when they are normally stuck together in groups?

[mashman]

We still need to put in the moth balls. We tried orange peel but it didn't really work. If I didn't like the neighbours I may be tempted to hunt out a tazer.

[Akzle]

Animals have a tendancy to increase their territory at the expense of weaker animals. Your in trouble Akzle. You may need buy an apartment.:girlfight:
that would be silly. i'd rather live somewhere i can't see the neighbours.

thing is, this is "my territory" and i'm the biggest animal in these parts. just defending my territory, eh...

thing is, if you feed an animal: you "own" it, you should be responsible for it. if you let it wander, i call it feral, then i drive over it. if you don't like this. keep your animal out of public space.

[mossy1200]

that would be silly. i'd rather live somewhere i can't see the neighbours.

thing is, this is "my territory" and i'm the biggest animal in these parts. just defending my territory, eh...

thing is, if you feed an animal: you "own" it, you should be responsible for it. if you let it wander, i call it feral, then i drive over it. if you don't like this. keep your animal out of public space.

Ok. I stand corrected.




:gob:
You should live in a small padded room and the system can feed and own you.

[caspernz]

Ok. I stand corrected.




:gob:
You should live in a small padded room and the system can feed and own you.

He might make a good gimp, once he'd been taught to keep quiet of course...:lol:

[Banditbandit]

Jesus H Christ !!!! Go away for the weekend and K-Biker turns into Sam Peckinpah's Better Homes and Gardens ... WTF????

[Drew]

Jesus H Christ !!!! Go away for the weekend and K-Biker turns into Sam Peckinpah's Better Homes and Gardens ... WTF????

We were waiting for you to come back before mentioning the cat is black...so we hung the fucken thing!

[Banditbandit]

We were waiting for you to come back before mentioning the cat is black...so we hung the fucken thing!

You'll need to hang it for at least 24 hours - that will soften the meat and make a better curry.

[HenryDorsetCase]

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Just as an aside, why are they called apartments when they are normally stuck together in groups?

Shit oh dear. That is some profund thinking. Seriously, I had never thought about that before. Mind. Exploding.

also, the OP needs to get a tiger. because it will dominate the other cats territory and they wont crap in its patch.

Of course that might bring another level of complication to OP's life.

[007XX]

Ok. I stand corrected.




:gob:
You should live in a small padded room and the system can feed and own you.

Lol... Sadly, *we* are the system and we're already feeding enough specimen of that kind.


Now, how about introducing a predator here? Buy a dog. Well trained, it won't bother your gardens and will have lots of fun keeping the tomcats away.

Ps: the bleach trick sprayed onto paths, etc also works, but not in dirt.

[JATZ]

Sadly I'm with Akzle on this :facepalm:
If the owner kept the "pet" under control then there would be no issue.There's to many pets wandering the streets.
Try the SPCA or dog control to see about hiring a cage trap if you need one
If you decide to use a paintball gun, freeze the balls first :D

[Drew]

If you decide to use a paintball gun, freeze the balls first :DSo he can jam up his paint ball gun? Wouldn't the expanded liquid make the balls not fit down the barrel?

[bogan]

also, the OP needs to get a tiger. because it will dominate the other cats territory and they wont crap in its patch.

Black panther, lets see greeny and smokey try and torture that...

[Drew]

Black panther, lets see greeny and smokey try and torture that...Lets not gamble with the poor kitties health aye, I don't trust these bloody darkies.

[HenryDorsetCase]

Black panther, lets see greeny and smokey try and torture that...

I loathe people who are cruel to animals. There is no need for it.

[slofox]

The local branch of Palmers sold me some pretty effective cat repelling crystals - kinda camphor scented, white-ish looking stuff. Lasted pretty well in the impatiens. Two applications and the plants were big enough to fend for themselves.

[mossy1200]

So he can jam up his paint ball gun? Wouldn't the expanded liquid make the balls not fit down the barrel?

They still fire. Even better as there is less loss past the ball. @20 minutes after freezer removal is optimal.

[Drew]

They still fire. Even better as there is less loss past the ball. @20 minutes after freezer removal is optimal.Hmmmmm, intersting. Twenty minutes thing makes sense. The outer edge would be slightly soft again and conform to the barrel.

[paturoa]

Timms trap, baited with a little fish or meat. Quick and effective.

[Akzle]

Black panther, lets see greeny and smokey try and torture that...
you're missing the point, no torture. it'd just be a job for the .270 rather than the .22 ><


I loathe people who are cruel to animals. There is no need for it.
again. this is probably the most humane way to kill a pest. happens all the time.
ps.your government sanctions the use of leghold traps and hammers.

[caspernz]

Jesus H Christ !!!! Go away for the weekend and K-Biker turns into Sam Peckinpah's Better Homes and Gardens ... WTF????

We were also gonna discuss recipes for chocolate chip cookies, is that ok with ya? :crazy:

[caspernz]

Shit oh dear. That is some profund thinking. Seriously, I had never thought about that before. Mind. Exploding.

also, the OP needs to get a tiger. because it will dominate the other cats territory and they wont crap in its patch.

Of course that might bring another level of complication to OP's life.

You come onto KB to think?? Log back on when that silly notion has left the building...:crazy:;)

[Akzle]

Timms trap, baited with a little fish or meat. Quick and effective.

typically need to enlarge the hole at the bottom cos cats are weary about poking their head in small places, more likely to loose a paw with the standard size.

also came up fails in animal welfare tests. (dictate that 95-99% catch must be killed within 3 minutes. timms average ~90%) but made in NZ. so support our local economoney.

[Road kill]

I'd kill it.

[GrayWolf]

Leave a small section with some soft turned over dirt. The cats will go there instead.

On this one I sadly? have to agree with akzle, why should I have to modify my garden to make it 'cat friendly' for a shitting area? I used to own dogs (show and breed) IF ONE OF THEM went and shit on someone's garden? I am in for either a complaint (and just as likely a cat owner whose cat shits in someone else's garden) or a visit from Animal Control.

If the owner cant stop it coming in my garden? I bloody well will. and yes I did take the .22 to a cat back then, used to sit on the top of the dog pens and torment them, then sprayed outside them and our shed/garage.... fair game!!!

[Nova.]

i have a .306 you can borrow, although you might have a hella mess to clean up afterwards...

[Akzle]

i have a .306 you can borrow, although you might have a hella mess to clean up afterwards...

30six?

hollowpoints bru. execution, tenderising and gutting in one operation :D

[DEATH_INC.]

I see a lot of little people (if they fit into that category) that are so taken by the actions of a small innocent creature that they feel they must stop it from having a better life than them.

Not to mention the pain you cause the owner when you take a friend of however many years away from them, and these are very often family pets, ever seen a child who's pet dies?

If I see any of you pests near My property (which includes my animals) you'll get the same treatment you feel the need to dish out.

What a bunch of sad little boys you lot are!

Use the hose or sprinkler, harmless and it won't come back

[The Lone Rider]

Use the hose or sprinkler, harmless and it won't come back

FYI. for your information


If I was able to catch the bastard(s) in the act, I'd deal to them but I need a solution that will work without me needing to keep an eye out.

[DEATH_INC.]

FYI. for your information

Ah, yeh, good point. And I know how frustrating it can be. Did ya try that cleaner stuff?

[Nova.]

Ah, yeh, good point. And I know how frustrating it can be. Did ya try that cleaner stuff?

its kind of hard to get the hose down the throat though.

[scumdog]

i have a .306 you can borrow, although you might have a hella mess to clean up afterwards...

.306?

Is that a .308/30-06 combo??:crazy::confused::scratch:

[DEATH_INC.]

its kind of hard to get the hose down the throat though.
My hero :love:

[DEATH_INC.]

FYI. for your information
A thought....do you know who's cat it is? Why not approach them about it, most cat people know their cats pretty well and may have some idea's...or at least you can pester them to come clean it up for ya...

[Banditbandit]

We were also gonna discuss recipes for chocolate chip cookies, is that ok with ya? :crazy:

I like a liberal dose of Aotearoa Green herbs in mine ...

[Banditbandit]

you're missing the point, no torture. it'd just be a job for the .270 rather than the .22 ><


again. this is probably the most humane way to kill a pest. happens all the time.
ps.your government sanctions the use of leghold traps and hammers.


Kill cats? .. Be very very afraid ...


http://www.profilebrand.com/funny-pictures/category/cats/558_machine-gun-cat.gif

[imdying]

I loathe people who are cruel to animals. There is no need for it.His preference appears to be to eradicate the pest quickly and effectively, not to torture it.



Use the hose or sprinkler, harmless and it won't come backDoes not work. Why should he have to sit at home waiting to spray somebody elses cat in any case? No child needs to lose its pet if they care for it correctly... plenty of full time house cats, no reason they all can't be. If it was a dog, it would have already been taken by Dog Control.

Drop a shot put out your window onto it whilst it's having yet another crap in your garden, that works (although you'll have to give it a love tap with a spade afterwards).

[kiwi cowboy]

i would bring the:corn:


Black panther, lets see greeny and smokey try and torture that...

[Akzle]

I see a lot of little people (if they fit into that category) that are so taken by the actions of a small innocent creature that they feel they must stop it from having a better life than them.

Not to mention the pain you cause the owner when you take a friend of however many years away from them, and these are very often family pets, ever seen a child who's pet dies?

If I see any of you pests near My property (which includes my animals) you'll get the same treatment you feel the need to dish out.

What a bunch of sad little boys you lot are!

Use the hose or sprinkler, harmless and it won't come back
a) why should anyone else be responsible for your mess
b) but i'm glad you feel that way. i wont kill your cat, okay bro. but i'm going to run 200 head of stock on your lawn to shit. that's okay right?, by your fucked up logic.
c) i'm a large innocent creature, can i shit on your lawn too?


...Does not work. Why should he have to sit at home waiting to spray somebody elses cat in any case? No child needs to lose its pet if they care for it correctly... plenty of full time house cats, no reason they all can't be. If it was a dog, it would have already been taken by Dog Control...

what he said.

[huff3r]

a) why should anyone else be responsible for your mess
b) but i'm glad you feel that way. i wont kill your cat, okay bro. but i'm going to run 200 head of stock on your lawn to shit. that's okay right?, by your fucked up logic.
c) i'm a large innocent creature, can i shit on your lawn too?



what he said.

So next time the neighbours kid gets loose and starts playing on the footpath I can shoot it the second it wanders onto my property? Or do I have to wait for the kid to kick some grass outta place first?

For someone who preaches freedom, you sure are touchy about the freedom of animals aren't you?

[Akzle]

So next time the neighbours kid gets loose and starts playing on the footpath I can shoot it the second it wanders onto my property? Or do I have to wait for the kid to kick some grass outta place first?

For someone who preaches freedom, you sure are touchy about the freedom of animals aren't you?

depends. if you see that kid kill ten kinds of endemic species, and think "awww cute" when he leaves you a dead animal "present" under your couch. yes, please shoot it.

cat's shouldn't have the freedom do whatever they want. that's just stupid.
they have owners, (or, more aptly, regular feeders/wait staff) who SHOULD contain and control them. that's the thing about "owning" animals, and being an "enlightened" sentient being.

but riddle me this, if i let my dogs, cows, chickens, horses, goats, sheep, wolf or wife loose to shit in your yard, and/or kill your animals and/or destroy what's left of NZs endemic species, that's coo'. right?
or cats have a special pass?

[huff3r]

or cats have a special pass?

Yes. Because Cats are cool. Especially all you Cool Cats who write in green.

[GrayWolf]

I see a lot of little people (if they fit into that category) that are so taken by the actions of a small innocent creature that they feel they must stop it from having a better life than them.

Small innocent creature? bollox!!
How many people get friggin clawed, bit, spat at, hissed at etc etc by the sweet little innocent creatures?? if a dog even bloody GROWLS as you walk past the owners gate you can run to Animal Control and cry 'dangerous dog'.... I get bit, clawed by a CAT ... where can I go to complain about a dangerous animal? oh thats right it's only a cat, doing what is natural to it's nature.. Oh look a dog bit a kid.. ONLY doing what's in it's nature.... Bloody cat owners have an animal that cannot be contained in their garden, and can claw, hiss, spit at anyone with impunity; and think they have the right to allow it to shit in MY garden?

Not to mention the pain you cause the owner when you take a friend of however many years away from them, and these are very often family pets, ever seen a child who's pet dies?

Yes I have seen a child when a pet dies thanks. If its your family pet? keep the farkin thing in YOUR property, like I had to MY family pet(s) ..dogs! if my dog wanders into anyone elses property? it is impounded.. if it strayed onto a farm? even if it showed NO intent to chase stock, it would be summarily shot. So ya bloody cat is in tha same boat if it is shitting on MY garden....

If I see any of you pests near My property (which includes my animals) you'll get the same treatment you feel the need to dish out.

What a bunch of sad little boys you lot are!

Use the hose or sprinkler, harmless and it won't come back

Oh and lets not forget if your wife is pregnant... Toxoplasmosis ......."Toxoplasmosis is a common infection in cats, causing few if any symptoms. It poses a danger to pregnant women & immunocompromised people".
and then of course the wonderful little innocent creature walks all over the furniture, cupboards, beds, kids play area, dining table, in the kitchen and frequently I note when visiting, allowed to climb and walk on kitchen surfaces...... right after they have just shit, and used them same innocent paws to bury the shit in the dirt....

I'll carry on being a 'sad little boy' thanks... and BTW I do not dislike cats.. I dislike it when cat owners don't take the responsibility of pet ownership!

[scissorhands]

Toxoplasmosis affects more than just pregnant women and the immune compromised.
Healthy people infected with this protozoa can/do develop subtle mental disorders, though the measuring of the affect is somewhat obtuse to guage

Probably in the billions of dollars, the affect to the NZ economy[when including commercial meat production] from cats infecting people and their food sources

If say a salmon or mussel farm was near shore, after a rain, protozoa and parasites from many different NZ animals including cats, will be on your plate.

Cook all meats well, esp salmon and mussel from stores. The French have world high 70-80% toxo infection rates from rare meats.... and look how crazy they can be. NZers are typical at around 50% of the population carrying the antibody
Infection can cause human hosts to ride and drive like idiots, at times possibly killing innocent other motorists

I will never date a crazy cat lady ever again. A Chinese one has moved in next door..... half fooken mad

Mate has a neighbours cat giving his kids toxo via his vege garden too.
Underrated problem in NZ:eek5:

[Akzle]

Healthy people infected with this protozoa can/do develop subtle mental disorders, though the measuring of the affect is somewhat obtuse to guage
no it isn't.

http://jeremiah45.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/60141523_f3856b91d7_o11.png

(anyone who feeds a fricken cat has something wrong in the head)

[Banditbandit]

cat's shouldn't have the freedom do whatever they want. that's just stupid.
they have owners, (or, more aptly, regular feeders/wait staff) who SHOULD contain and control them.

Bwhahahaha .. clearly, if you think that cats can be controlled you have never owned a cat sir.

[oneofsix]

Bwhahahaha .. clearly, if you think that cats can be controlled you have never owned a cat sir.

That is the prevailing attitude in NZ and even UK but in Aussie they are controlled and can even be trained if that Aussie Vet Dr Harry is to be believed.

[Glowerss]

Bwhahahaha .. clearly, if you think that cats can be controlled you have never owned a cat sir.

So keep them the fuck inside. There are no cats back home in Chicago like there are roaming around here. 99% of cats are declawed inside only cats. THey aren't allowed to leave the house. The reasons are very very simple.

They get fuckin eaten or worse. Between Coyotes, Hawks, Raccoons, Possums, skunks, cars and crazy homeless dudes (and probably some others I cant remember atm), letting your cat out is pretty much inviting it to a whole shitload of trouble. 25 years of living in the Suburbs and I can't remember a single time of seeing a cat roaming around.

My partner has a cat. It never leaves the property. It'll sit on the deck when it's nice out, and it craps in a huge square box underneath the steps.

Our neighbor to our left has 3 cats. You rarely if ever see them leave the property either.

Our neighbor across the driveway,however, has 3 fuckin cats I would like nothing more then to put a bullet in. They constantly tear up our rubbish bags, lay around our deck as if they own it, attempt to ambush my partners cat, and because we have a cat door, they constantly come INTO OUR HOUSE, go through our rubbish, and attempt to sneak into our fuckin bedroom to eat our cats food.

Its absurd. Could attempt talking to our neighbors, but they'd likely display the same attitude as is typical. "They're cats, you cant control them!" :angry2: :mad:

[Banditbandit]

Our neighbor across the driveway,however, has 3 fuckin cats I would like nothing more then to put a bullet in. They constantly tear up our rubbish bags, lay around our deck as if they own it, attempt to ambush my partners cat, and because we have a cat door, they constantly come INTO OUR HOUSE, go through our rubbish, and attempt to sneak into our fuckin bedroom to eat our cats food.




Bwhahaha .. you have the Cat 1%ers living next door ...

http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/5587987_700b.jpg

[007XX]

That is the prevailing attitude in NZ and even UK but in Aussie they are controlled and can even be trained if that Aussie Vet Dr Harry is to be believed.

That I actually agree with to a certain extent.

I'm far from a cat person, but my girl cat has been with me for 6 years and I have pretty much trained her as I do my dogs (with whom she gets on with very well btw).

I can bathe her if she's covered in shite, tell her where to sleep and where not to, etc...

But training cats is pretty hit and miss to be fair, as they are way less enclined to be as resilient to it as dogs are.

[schrodingers cat]

Possum trap (Cage type) Spray with water. Release
Repeat as necessary

[Akzle]

clearly...you have never owned a cat sir.
really.
and just what gave you that impression?
:brick:

...if you think that cats can be controlled
they can. really easily. put a choke collar on them and tie them to a run beside their kennel in the yard.

fucken easy eh?

control method #2, say "bad kitty", empirical conditioning: 40 grains of lead applied to the skull at about 1200 feet per second.
probem solved.

i'm taking it you're of the belief then, that cat's have a pass.
so i'm going to let my pack of pitbulls loose in your yard, because, well, i just can't control them. would advise keeping your kids inside, they're fourth generation fighting dogs.
...calling animal control would be like admitting you're wrong.

[Banditbandit]

really.
and just what gave you that impression?
:brick:

My experience of cast leads me to believe that they are, by and large, uncontrollable .. and being an Anarchist I knda like that .. dogs are authoritarians while cats are anarchists ...


they can. really easily. put a choke collar on them and tie them to a run beside their kennel in the yard.

fucken easy eh?

control method #2, say "bad kitty", empirical conditioning: 40 grains of lead applied to the skull at about 1200 feet per second.
probem solved.

That seems to be a rather dictatorial form of control for someone of your pliticasl bent does it not?


i'm taking it you're of the belief then, that cat's have a pass.

A pass from what? You appear to assume that human beings ar ina privileged position over animals? What grants human beings that privileged status over other forms of life?


so i'm going to let my pack of pitbulls loose in your yard, because, well, i just can't control them. would advise keeping your kids inside, they're fourth generation fighting dogs.
...calling animal control would be like admitting you're wrong.

Interesting that a personal of your political perrsuasion owns animals which are largely authoritian pack animals .. but I too have guns ... and I do not live in an urban area ... so discharging firearms is not an uncommon event and the police are unlikely to be called if I discharge six rounds from my semi-auto shotgun into your pitbulls ... and one for yourself, sir, and given your politcal stance of not being part of society you therefore will not cal on the enforcement arm of OUR society to protect you ... so I am perfectly safe in doing so


(WIth aplogies for spelling as I can't be bothered going back to corerect what you can easily read and understand and I don';t give a fuck abitu the spekllign and grammer Nazis .. )

[oneofsix]

My experience of cast leads me to believe that they are, by and large, uncontrollable .. and being an Anarchist I knda like that .. dogs are authoritarians while cats are anarchists ...


interesting take on it. I would have said cats are authoritarians, they believe they own the roast and you will feed them when they feel like it or so help you. Whereas dogs are more laid back, childish if you will, and quite happy to rely on another authoritarian figure as long as its not a cat.
Cats can be dominated and trained but it takes more work to first make them understand they are not in control.

[Akzle]

My...[ bullshit ]
:tugger:
:yawn:
didn't manage to answer ANY of my questions. nice try though.
:yawn:

[Banditbandit]

:tugger:
:yawn:
didn't manage to answer ANY of my questions. nice try though.
:yawn:

You asked one question sir. I answered it .. the answer starts: "My experience of cats leads me to believe that ..."

The only other sentence with a question mark is "fucken easy eh?" which I assumed was rhetorical and not needing an answer ...

I did respond to all your other statements, none of which actually contain a question ...

Don't hide behind bullshit or resort to personal abuse ... I know other people do .. it's not a brilliant technique, just displays how juvenile you are. It must be time for your Pol Sci 101 class soon ...

[scumdog]

control method #2, say "bad kitty", empirical conditioning: 40 grains of lead applied to the skull at about 1200 feet per second.
probem solved.

i'm taking it you're of the belief then, that cat's have a pass.
so i'm going to let my pack of pitbulls loose in your yard, because, well, i just can't control them. would advise keeping your kids inside, they're fourth generation fighting dogs.
...calling animal control would be like admitting you're wrong.[/COLOR]

Fuck, you're sooo full of fuckin' shit.:rolleyes:


If you were 11 years old I could see why - but I'm guessing you're not...(ok, i've no proof you're not aged 11)

[caspernz]

Fuck, you're sooo full of fuckin' shit.:rolleyes:


If you were 11 years old I could see why - but I'm guessing you're not...(ok, i've no proof you're not aged 11)

You're slightly ahead of yourself, he turns 11 next year :clap:

[kevfromcoro]

can you nab one or two of the things,, and send them to australia
ive been invaded with feild mice
iam in a caravan and the dam things are everywhere
i thought i would be clever so i layed some mouse poisin out
ended up with dead mice all trough my van
yuk
cat has to be snake proofed though
theres a few lurking about......
saw a death adder this morning......
nasty things

[DEATH_INC.]

they're fourth generation fighting dogs....
Righto, this explains your mentality.
And for your info, when I leave the gate open the neighbors dog often comes in and shits on the lawn...should I shoot/hang/drown it?

[Madness]

How do I keep the neighbors cats from shitting in my new garden?

Get a dog. Most dogs love eating cat shit :drool:

[Akzle]

[COLOR="#FFFFFF"]I too have guns ... ...if I discharge six rounds from my semi-auto shotgun into your pitbulls

:killingme

so, we seem to agree that it's okay to shoot animals causing a nuisance on our respective properties...

[Akzle]

Righto, this explains your mentality.
And for your info, when I leave the gate open the neighbors dog often comes in and shits on the lawn...should I shoot/hang/drown it?

who's talking hanging or drowning??

it's clearly your fault for leaving the gate open. your neighbour can't be expected to control his animal...

[scumdog]

Fuck, you're sooo full of fuckin' shit.:rolleyes:


If you were 11 years old I could see why - but I'm guessing you're not...(ok, i've no proof you're not aged 11)

No, despite your red bling you ARE full of shit!:yes:

[Drew]

No, despite your red bling you ARE full of shit!:yes:

Ummm, you red blinged yourself?

[Akzle]

Ummm, you red blinged yourself?

no he's just f*ing retarded. guess riding a harley will do that to ya...

[Banditbandit]

Ummm, you red blinged yourself?


no he's just f*ing retarded. guess riding a harley will do that to ya...

Naaa .. he's a cop .. occassionally they have to red bling themselves - to prove how impartial they are.

[Drew]

Naaa .. he's a cop .. occassionally they have to red bling themselves - to prove how impartial they are.Hahahaha, no can bling.

[scumdog]

Ummm, you red blinged yourself?

Read slowly - He gave me red bling which shows he did not agree with my comment that he was full of shit.

Hence why I said (in a not so obtuse way) I disagreed with his disagreement - ergo he is full of shit.

Of course if you're trolling that's another matter!

[scumdog]

no he's just f*ing retarded. guess riding a harley will do that to ya...


Not sure how you decide/who gave you 'right' (bleh:) to do so but I would be glad to be retarded if it stops me from ending up like you I'd say...

[Drew]

Read slowly - He gave me red bling which shows he did not agree with my comment that he was full of shit.

Hence why I said (in a not so obtuse way) I disagreed with his disagreement - ergo he is full of shit.

Of course if you're trolling that's another matter!Really slowly - You quoted yourself when mentioning the red bling, so it sorta looked like you had red blinged yourself.

Also - Yes, that's how I 'T-roll".

[The Lone Rider]

Haven't done anything yet, but been no poops in me garden lately.


But I'll be watching :sherlock:

[Nova.]

Haven't done anything yet, but been no poops in me garden lately.


But I'll be watching :sherlock:

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[Banditbandit]

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