AwwwwGawd, they're going to have a baby

[puddytat]

I dunno whether I can stand 7 months of media dribble.....wonder who'll get the Breastfeeding pic first.?
Its going to be like listening to BoneyMs' "Brown Girl in the Ring'' for 7 friggin mths.

[Berries]

Just remember that you played your part in the media circus by starting this thread.

[MIXONE]

I'm actually suprised that with an arse like hers that he even ventured near baby making territory...

[puddytat]

Nah....it was really to get peoples attention so I could plant BoneyM in yer head so when you've had your munch & laying in bed...guess what song will start playing in your head? :blink:

[tigertim20]

I'm actually suprised that with an arse like hers that he even ventured near baby making territory...

best comment Ive seen today!:laugh:

[Berries]

Nah....it was really to get peoples attention so I could plant BoneyM in yer head so when you've had your munch & laying in bed...guess what song will start playing in your head? :blink:
I always think of brown girls when I go to bed. Or is that brown bread?

[Big Dave]

Right now there will be some executives at a Wedgewood Factory somewhere dancing the Macarena

[puddytat]

And at Womens Weekly and......... ad infinitum

[young1]

Nah....it was really to get peoples attention so I could plant BoneyM in yer head so when you've had your munch & laying in bed...guess what song will start playing in your head? :blink:

You bastard!

[Swoop]

I wonder if a baby girl will be named "Mercedes"?

[Stirts]

Look on the bright side, women's tits get bigger during pregnancy, so it will make Will and Kate's holiday snaps from next year far more interesting...

[nzmikey]

Look on the bright side, women's tits get bigger during pregnancy, so it will make Will and Kate's holiday snaps from next year far more interesting...

:clap: Yes yes they will :wings:

[HenryDorsetCase]

A cynic might think that "The Hustle" was more appropriate

bread and circuses people, bread and circuses.

wj23_nDFSfE

[Banditbandit]

I always think of brown girls when I go to bed.




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3B0Y3LUqr1Q

[Banditbandit]

British 10 pound note for 2013



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[Swoop]

..........
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[Bassmatt]

...tra la la lala....

[awa355]

What a lovely joyfull event. I am so looking forward to the first photos, Does anyone know who will be making the matenity dresses? Who do you think 'baby' will look most like?

Have sent our best wishes on behalf of all KB members.

I have already subscribed to the Womans Weekly, Australian womans weekly, Womans Day, Australian Womans Day, New Idea, English Womans Weekly, New Woman, Peoples Friends and all the UK tabloids.

I am happy to pass on any editions to KBer's

Gosh! Should we start a name suggesting thread? :psst:

[Swoop]

Should we start a name suggesting thread?

I've already suggested one. Not that KB'ers will get it.

[Bassmatt]

I wonder if a baby girl will be named "Mercedes"?

Or Paris, perhaps.

[puddytat]

The longest news segment on 3 this evening was .... She's feeling better.
The only point of interest in it for me was that some Geezer said that most people wernt really interested in it.....other than the media.
Truly, i hope they have atleast Twins....Quads would be better as then they'd hopefully decide to quit,
Willy will get his willy modified & we wont need to go through it all again.Heres hoping...

[cc rider]

I am so looking forward to the first photos, Does anyone know who will be making the matenity dresses? Who do you think 'baby' will look most like?

Have sent our best wishes on behalf of all KB members...

Gosh! Should we start a name suggesting thread? :psst:wearing ya tight undies again aren't ya :crazy:

[cc rider]

I wonder if a baby girl will be named "Mercedes"?


Or Paris, perhaps.They're British! Rover

[Coolz]

They're British! Rover

Enfield...British, royal, and made overseas.

[young1]

I'm actually suprised that with an arse like hers that he even ventured near baby making territory...

What is wrong with the royal "buttocks"?

[Berries]

I've already suggested one. Not that KB'ers will get it.
I was going to congratulate you sarcastically for being so clever but it turns out you were right. That is unless Rover was the Mossad code name of the driver of the white Fiat Panda I guess.

[wtf?]

I was going to congratulate you sarcastically for being so clever but it turns out you were right. That is unless Rover was the Mossad code name of the driver of the white Fiat Panda I guess.

yep.

young1 has also just displayed just how young he is too.

[Swoop]

Or Paris, perhaps.
A superb idea.

[Road kill]

I've already suggested one. Not that KB'ers will get it.

Really ?

I thought people just couldn't be bothered.:zzzz:

[Scuba_Steve]

God it took me to post #16 (thanks Swoop) to work out who da hell this thread was about... Now I know, I couldn't give a shit.

[young1]

What is wrong with the royal "buttocks"?

I understand now.... I thought you meant they were bad !!!!

[Genestho]

I dunno whether I can stand 7 months of media dribble.....wonder who'll get the Breastfeeding pic first.?
Its going to be like listening to BoneyMs' "Brown Girl in the Ring'' for 7 friggin mths.

*Sigh* I'm just looking forward to the black and white partially naked father/baby shots.. :love: :devil2:

[Banditbandit]

*Sigh* I'm just looking forward to the black and white partially naked father/baby shots.. :love: :devil2:

Wad r ya .. a Honda rider or something?

[Genestho]

Wad r ya .. a Honda rider or something?:laugh: Weeeeeeeee, no I just think 'e's a cutey!! :chase:

[Stirts]

I just think 'e's a cutey!! :chase:

Me thinks you need to take your wine goggles off woman!!!

[Genestho]

Me thinks you need to take your wine goggles off woman!!!

:blip: He's pretty hot in his Pilot Gear, yeah baby!! :laugh:
:cry: Am I on my own in this, T? :confused:

[Stirts]

:blip: He's pretty hot in his Pilot Gear, yeah baby!! :laugh:

Oh I concur

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[Banditbandit]

:blip: He's pretty hot in his Pilot Gear, yeah baby!! :laugh:


This is hot - and comes with flying gear ...

http://image.shutterstock.com/display_pic_with_logo/124564/99061568/stock-photo-woman-holds-fresh-hemp-bouquet-at-cannabis-plant-99061568.jpg

[Genestho]

Oh I concur


This is hot - and comes with flying gear ...



Oh you guys..:laugh:

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_vpbZl8a5aCs/SM7muPDQpWI/AAAAAAAAA_M/J32ZZJICDhg/s400/09152008-williamhelicopter.jpg

*Sigh*:love:

[Banditbandit]

He does have a rather large bulge in the lower front of that suit ...

[Genestho]

He does have a rather large bulge in the lower front of that suit ...

:shifty: I have no idea what you're talking about.....






SEE!???

[Maha]

He does have a rather large bulge in the lower front of that suit ...

Kates in there...

[Banditbandit]

SEE!???


Hmmm ... I'm a Man and I don't ride a Honda ... so no, I don't think he's cute and I don't care what the bulge is in the front of his flying suit ...

[Genestho]

Hmmm ... I'm a Man and I don't ride a Honda ... so no, I don't think he's cute and I don't care what the bulge is in the front of his flying suit ...

But you're an all round good guy with an appreciation of the arts.. ? :confused:

[Str8 Jacket]

Package is all I see.

[unstuck]

This is hot - and comes with flying gear ...

She is hot, but you would not be flying very high smoking that hemp.:Punk::msn-wink:

[unstuck]

And whats the bet we dont see kate and wills on One born every minute.:nono:

[Genestho]

Package is all I see. That there's a princely package!! :love::laugh:

[Road kill]

*Sigh* I'm just looking forward to the black and white partially naked father/baby shots.. :love: :devil2:

Not to mention the Tattoo.

[cc rider]

He does have a rather large bulge in the lower front of that suit ...


Hmmm ... I'm a Man and I don't ride a Honda ... so no, I don't think he's cute and I don't care what the bulge is in the front of his flying suit ...Glad you didn't mention it then ;)


Package is all I see.and Xmas just around the corner… " Dear Santa, Str8 has been very …(well, better then last year) gurl"


That there's a princely package!! :love::laugh:Royal jewels get a gud 'spitnpolish' l'm sure :bleh:

[avgas]

Just remember that you played your part in the media circus by starting this thread.
on that note
KONY 2012!!!

[Berries]

Is that the Ironman contest in Hawaii?

[Banditbandit]

But you're an all round good guy with an appreciation of the arts.. ? :confused:

SHIT !!!! When did that happen ???

[Genestho]

SHIT !!!! When did that happen ???
Hey Banditx2, it's never too late to be the person you could've been!!!? :devil2: :chase: I'll take stage exit right, aye? -------------------------------------> :laugh:


I contemplated adding an image but then I realised I was reaaaaallly about to take the tone down quite a few notches :laugh:

[cc rider]

I contemplated adding an image but then I realised I was reaaaaallly about to take the tone down quite a few notches :laugh:I enjoy a gud sense of humour.
So where's the pic?? ;)

[Berries]

Anybody who thought the prank call was funny feel a tad guilty yet?

[Woodman]

Anybody who thought the prank call was funny feel a tad guilty yet?

Why?, at the end of the day she still let a call through that she shouldn't have, then was disciplined. Normal procedure. Sad that she suicided, but my guess is that is just the straw that broke the camels back. But we gotta always blame someone these days eh?

[Usarka]

They've "resigned" but it sounds more like a standing down until the shit blows over.

http://www.stuff.co.nz/world/australia/8054366/Royal-radio-pranksters-quit-show

[Nova.]

You'd have to be pretty weak to commit suicide over that..

[Motu]

Well, she was female....

[Nova.]

Well, she was female....

i see what you did there... :msn-wink:

[Woodman]

You'd have to be pretty weak to commit suicide over that..

Na mate, please don't confuse depressive illnesses with weakness. It is 2012 you know.:msn-wink:

[Nova.]

Na mate, please don't confuse depressive illnesses with weakness. It is 2012 you know.:msn-wink:

wheres ED? he'll tell us about how weak women are.:rolleyes:

[Paul in NZ]

Pretty big talk when you don't know what pressure she was under over this. I think it could be overwhelming for someone already working both ends of the candle.

The whole 'yuck it up' prank call thing is just bullying pretending to be funny... Its not the first time some 'shock jock' wanker has cost some innocent... I hope the cunts never work in broadcasting again.. Say - why don't we call them and pretend to be the cops and tell em they are being charged with murder - that would funny....

[Nova.]

Come on. It's horrible that this happened but it's not the presenters fault. Any person in
Media would be jealous that they'd managed to get through. If the public weren't so nosy none of this would have happened. It was a joke at the end of the day and you hear plenty worse. The rocks wind up for wife being a prime example. It is really very sad they pranked the wrong person who was clearly and sadly unstable. But worldwide condemnation and guilt would also be a horrible burden to bear. It's just a crap sad story all round

[Paul in NZ]

How the hell ISNT it their fault? Trying to trick some poor bugger knowing it could cost them their job? Prize cunts the both of them...

And if the rest of the media are jealous I'd like to point out none of them called in. Probably had more sense...

Sorry - consequences, unexpected or not are associated with actions. I mean I'll bet the wanker that caused the toy run accident the other weekend 'didnt mean it' either... fuck em - they made a bad choice and I hope they get slammed

[Nova.]

go re watch the prank call mate, they were as surprised as anyone else that they managed to get through
suicides cowardly and the easy way out.

[mashman]

So a fake queen phones a hospital that her daughter in law is in. She gets caught unaware and suddenly thinks she's talking to the queen. Don't you think you'd be a tad overwhelmed? Do you ask her majesty for Id? Bloody awful the way it has turned out and I blame anyone who "leaned" on the nurse in question for the consequences. Too busy looking to throw some blame around than to understand the situation the nurse was put in. It was funny, but it was hardly a security risk and to say the radio folk caused the death is a bit of a stretch. It was a phone call. If the nurse was stood down or even berated I'd be wanting to throw them cunts in a pit for being cunts instead of accepting the situation and telling the staff that they're not to do anything without consulting one of the entourage. Simple as, yet the fucktards would rather burn someone for it. Disgusting lack of understanding all round. R.I.P. lass.

[awa355]

I would put money on it being more than the radio dickheads that made the woman do what she did.

Her bosses would have given her grief as well, An 'employment issue?, being made the butt of jokes, ridiculed from her workmates, management, the media?

Every little bit of being chastised, ridiculed would all have built up within her.

I'm not saying what she did was be weak or wrong, but no one would like being ostracized. to the level she probably was.

[Usarka]

go re watch the prank call mate, they were as surprised as anyone else that they managed to get through
suicides cowardly and the easy way out.

Did they fess up when she started giving personal details?

I wonder if there's a law about that.....

[Woodman]

Geez I hope her employers followed the correct disciplinary procedures, offering support etc. if not, then it will be their fault. Mind you , they are a bit culpable for leaving a (probarbly overworked )Nurse on reception when their was worldwide media attention on the hospital. Really they should have had professionals on as first point of contact. Hell maybe even the Palace is responsible for not sorting security properly.

Anyone else we can blame?

[Nova.]

i think the palace put a hit on her. just like dianna.

[Usarka]

i think the palace put a hit on her. just like dianna.

They'll do it to you now to 'cause you know the secret!

[Dave-]

Latest is that kate frowns too much, and polls show that women who frown lots during pregnancy have female offspring.

[cc rider]

And women who burp & fart have boys :bleh:

[Madness]

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:msn-wink:

[HenryDorsetCase]

Is it too much to hope that two Austro-DJs will top themselves too?

[Kickaha]

The rocks wind up for wife being a prime example.
A prime example of people acting like cunts for the amusement of fuckwits


Is it too much to hope that two Austro-DJs will top themselves too?
We can only hope

[puddytat]

Fuck this & fuck that,fuckin little fucker, fucking Brat.....

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[Fatt Max]

Well, at least we know she's keen for a root, not like that Fergie slapper.....oh yeh, sorry...